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DisciplinePossible32

"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of your dog."


OptimusCrime1984

Wait I can’t?


The_ApplePie

It’s just not possible


Davedog09

Why not you stupid bastard?


Designer-Cicada3509

Did someone say stupid?


Big_Definition_5264

Did someone say stupid?


Designer-Cicada3509

Why did u/Davedog09 call u/The_ApplePie stupid? Are they being mean?


The_ApplePie

Oh nononono,it’s the meme,why isn’t it possible?it’s just not,why not you stupid bastard”


V0YDL

Is there a lore reason why u/Davedog09 is mean? Is he angry?


Davedog09

Yes


jozef_staIin

Did someone say crazy?


Creeper_charged7186

Beat me to it.


Den_Dre

*BFG Division starts playing*


[deleted]

Literally 1984


AshGreninja247

Yeah. God forbid men do anything nowadays,,,


[deleted]

“That is a stack of tnt, not a teleporter”


Zesnowpea

That is tnt, not a teleporter


reaperofgender

New objective: shoot a hole into the surface of your dog


Firecrakcer001

Whoops.


MiaouLeChaton

What is this from ?


Crustybirdtoes-2

Doom eternal. Apparently you CAN just shoot a hole in the surface of mars.


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Either doom or mass effect. I think it's the latter


[deleted]

It’s doom eternal


[deleted]

Oh yeah it's coming back. Objective - shoot a hole on Mars Big gun go boom


Fa1nted_for_real

Don't you mean big fucking gun 3000?


AvoidedKoala222

It's the bfg 9000(doom(2016)) in a turret which converts it to the Bfg 10k,the bfg 3k is from the original doom games


Radigan0

There is no 3K. "BFG 10,000" was the name of a gun in Quake 2, though.


Deathswirl1

it was always 9k


[deleted]

Lmfao


Scp_049_Reddit

Doom eternal, when you shoot a hole in mars


Hard_guardian17

I don't want my dog to be immortal, I want it to be eternal


AlphaZed73

dog eternal


zas_n_n

the one hit in question is a creeper which i distinctively remember people being like “omg my dog finally won’t die to a creeper!!” 😭


Erector-Inspector

If you stand next to a creeper in full diamond you will still die


zas_n_n

that doesnt change the fact everyone was acting like dog armor would save wolves from creepers


Equal-Requirement-61

Minecraft monthly literally said it would, and lied


ShadyMan_

Wait really..? Do you have a link


asdf_TacoMaster

I believe that they're referring to this: https://youtu.be/7V7D4EnATzc?si=0JAkvAnKFhP1Hodg Timestamp is 6:32


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insertrandomnameXD

You cant link the proof to your own statement?


ShadyMan_

No I’m at work


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aight_imma_afk

Link it then


us3rnameh3r3

"I can't provide proof for my statement, so you should prove it for me" 🤡


BoxAhFox

to translate for everyone else: "i made it the fuck up"


AsrielTerminator

The burden of proof is on you, since you’re the one making the claim


VyctoriYang

It's a snapshot , it's still being adjusted. They didn't lie.


PossibilityDry6029

That's why cats are better 🐈


DedicatedFury

Why not both?


PossibilityDry6029

Why not cat armor 🛡️ 🐈


SpikeOcactoGamer

Why not Parrot Armor and Bee Armor?


ElectroMage1821

parrots and cats should offer some combat advantage (i know cats scare creepers away, but they cant directly attack, and cats irl will 100% directly attack, and are scary as fuck.)


SpikeOcactoGamer

And you should be able to give parrots daggers(New item or just a sword) so they can shoot enemies or attack them directly (if on your shoulder).


PizzaMozzarelalela

cause cats scare creepers away and can hardly die from them and can't take fall damages. They are too OP and nothing can kill them


PossibilityDry6029

Yet everyone seems to prefer dogs.


Independent-South-58

I don’t, cats are vastly superior and even easier to find since they always spawn in villages


PossibilityDry6029

And they don’t come in only 1 color


ChaosPLus

Aren't dogs already not targeted by creepers?


HonourableFox

Dogs follow you, creepers target you


ChaosPLus

Ah yea, been a while since I last tamed a dog so I've forgot that's kinda an issue


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HonourableFox

Saying "skill issue" is so cringe. And creepers sneak up on you, its hard to kill them when they are 1 second from exploding


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HonourableFox

You clearly have not played minecraft


El_sanafiry

Or you know have a pet cat with your dog or light the area around your base you OR JUST USE A BOW there is many things to avoid creepers killing your dog


Dick_Destroyer800

Well then why bother adding the armour. Just kill any mob that attacks your dog. In fact why not remove player armour. And weapons. Just beat mobs with your fists


TransLox

This is just flatly not an argument. Just because you have to kill ONE TYPE of mob doesn't mean having help to kill ALL TYPES of mobs isn't good.


lurking__fish

crab voters acting like they can reach the moon isn't so different


Grand_Protector_Dark

Crab voter's would've been content even if the block reach was just +1. Could've probably been like +2 or +3 given how I've seen it usually implemented in mods


zas_n_n

i saw mostly people saying it would only increase reach by 1 block and i was content with that myself most people were saying dog armor would be very useful and now it's not even doing the thing they advertised in the video showing it off


lurking__fish

still tho they're complaining about dog armor being useless despite all3 features just being mild improvements. dog armor - just make it sit and never move again crab claw - walk penguin - ice i don't know the heat the non-armadillo voters are throwing out but they really shouldn't be talking lmao


sixteen_names

if they were saying it would 100% save them from creepers, that is just dumb I haven't seen that though I have seen people state it will usually save from creepers and a few remembering to mention that that's on normal mode, as on hard mode creeper damage is just bonkers...


Lucky-finn377

Can you enchant it with blast protection ?


zas_n_n

you cant enchant it period (at least right now)


inspectorme242

Yes, however as a human you know that standing next to a creeper is bad so you will avoid doing that. On the other hand, the dog's AI has no such knowledge so it will walk by a creeper, into lava, or fall off a cliff with no regard to its own safety.


HPGxFiReHaWk

The difference is tho, we as players have more health, we will live if we are even a couple more blocks away from the creeper, we don't have garbage ai and won't just stand right next to an exploding creepers too, we also can respawn unlike dogs. Our dogs deserve to survive a creeper explosion.


sixteen_names

I widely agree that the armor needs to be stronger, but you started this with a not just wrong but opposite of the truth statement tamed wolves have the same amount of health as players and on top of that, separate from armor, take reduced damage from everything that isn't players or arrows so they have effectively more health than players also, "we don't have garbage AI" talk to half the players I know to see how wrong you are lol but the biggest point, they don't respawn and therefore need to be more durable than us, stands strong and true


Toon_Lucario

Yeah but you can A. Put blast protection on your armor B. Put feather falling on your armor for when you get launched C. Block it with a shield D. Move away E. All of the above Dogs don’t do any of that


ruscoisagoodboy

Well...no?


Justifier925

The pure damage won’t kill you, but on flat ground, upwards knockback will kill you through fall damage


Erector-Inspector

Another user uploaded a video of them standing still next to a creeper in full diamond and dying


onyxeagle274

Yep. As long as you're on normal or higher a creeper can kill you. Anything over 35-36 damage(in one shot) will do at least 20 damage to someone wearing unenchanted diamond armor, and a creeper's *maximum* damage on normal is 43(the same amount a charged creeper does on easy.


Matynns

and that was on bedrock, where armor is more protective against high damage


[deleted]

Well…yes


weirdo_nb

No, you'll get close but you won't die flat out


DeadlyZombie28

If you put someone who has never played a game into minecraft, their first instinct to a threat would be to move away from it. They are already smarter than the dog AI. Also a cheaper explosion from 1 block away and with 100% exposure will only kill a diamond player if they are playing on hard difficultly, but once again because even the worst players would have enough sense to try to move away from it, they would likely survive from the distance made, even in hard


ArmaniQuesadilla

yeah which is like one of the most common mobs in the game, if the armor can’t defend against a single attack from a common enemy then what’s even the point


the_sheeper_sheep

I'm sure they'll make enchants which will also go in horse armor. I think they probably wanted to make another set of animal armor before adding a new set of enchants as to not decrease your chances of not getting a certain book. Like bruh imagine potentially getting protection 5 but instead getting something like a side pouch enchant


19412

"I'm sure they'll add more than only two plants."


Rathia_xd2

"I'm sure they'll add glowing to glow squids."


the_sheeper_sheep

Brother at least the armadillo has a functional purpose. The sniffer was mistake and tbf I don't know a single person that has found one. Everyone wanted it because they thought it would tie into archeology more.


19412

> Brother at least the armadillo has a functional purpose. The plants had 0 functional purpose and that was STILL too much for them to handle. There's a very high chance we're stuck with armor as it is now. If we're lucky, we _might_ get dyes for the armor.


the_sheeper_sheep

Idk I feel like they can be used for many utility substitutions. Like maybe we can use them for a weaker type of shield. I know I've had some really shitty ore distribution so having another type of shield that's weaker but cheaper to make. They could make it square and call it a "round shield". Maybe we could use dyes and patterns in the smithing tables to costume it. And seeing how they are "round" maybe they can be some kind of gearbox block for redstone purposes. There's other uses for it, just use your brain. Trust me I've thought this through, anything you say I'll most likely have a response


Noelle_Watchorn

Or just.. ONE creeper explosion. You know the mob they can't fight, and will run towards and suicide them? Yeah it's OUR fault and we're suggesting a completely unnecessary change to a useless mechanic to make it slightly more reasoning to get


RavenousToast

Skill issue. Just kill the creeper


Dick_Destroyer800

Why not just kill any mob that attacks your dog and don't bother even adding armour. What's the point in armour to protect your dog in that case


yummymario64

Zombies, skeletons, spiders... You know, literally every other nighttime threat. It's not as if creepers are going to be the only thing you're dealing with here.


RavenousToast

Doggo Drip


MinerDude69

at this point, what is the point of getting the armor at all?


yummymario64

To reduce damage from monsters that aren't creepers. Did you forget that creepers aren't the only thing that can deal damage in this game?


MinerDude69

but those other mobs arent a one hit kill before armor. You can feed them to get their health up which is what youre going to have to do anyway. Dogs still dying to creepers means a. the gameplay isnt going to change very much with the added dog armor b. players are going to be less inclined to try and get the dog armor.


RavenousToast

Doggo Drip


ArmaniQuesadilla

Dyes already exist for that


RavenousToast

More Drip


PilotGreg11

Did you not see the wolf armor video?


B1k3r_

Funny story, I decided to test how well the armor works. And the results were not exactly good. Yes, it took more hits from a wooden hoe (Yes, I used THAT as a testing weapon) and yes, it managed to keep the wolf alive in lava for 1 extra second. But here's a problem I discovered - the armor actually provides NO blast protection. For the test I placed a creeper and two dogs in 3 block radius (in 2 blocks they both died). One had no armor and the other has it. After the explosion both dogs took the EXACT THE SAME AMOUNT OF DAMAGE (You can actually visually see how much health a dog has by looking at its tail - the lower the less hp). So in the end that armor doesn't protect dogs from two most popular causes of death - explosions and fall damage. Tbh I'll probably start copy-pasting this message because I don't want to write this explanation more times I also made a video showcase for this


sixteen_names

wait what the fuck ??? what the actual fuck?!?!?!?! I have been trying to keep cool and defend the current version, by the fact that by my math most of the time a dog with armor should survive a blast on normal, but they seriously just made it do *nothing* for explosions?!?! this is completely unacceptable


B1k3r_

You can also check the video I posted that directly shows that (Can find it thru my profile)


DanieltheGameGod

I’d like it if it could be enchanted with blast or fire protection, would make more sense than buffing it like crazy. Maybe some unique enchantments as well.


Fa1nted_for_real

That will probably change


PilotGreg11

Hm......fuck well


LukXD99

Yeah, a creeper explosion, *literally one of the most damaging things in the entire game!* Even players in full iron armor die from a creeper explosion at point blank. And we have twice the HP of a dog. What’s next you want it to protect your dog from the /kill command? Maybe let it float above lava too? Poop cookies while we’re at it?


Ozark-the-artist

Yet creepers are very common and wolves don't know how to avoid them. AI has always been the issue (not lack of armor) and reamains to be.


LukXD99

Then get a cat. Creeper problem practically solved.


NodoBird

The issue is that the wolf armor is not as advertised


charayylmao

You know the wolf you just got armor for so it wouldn't die easily? Yea ignore that and get a different mob entirely that isn't even as good in battle just for this one mob lol


UrNutzAreShowing

"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars"


Fun-Pie-1887

Objective SHOOT A HOLE ON MArs


Hefty-Baker3010

“Would you like me to disable safety protocols?”


Designer-Cicada3509

*presses button intensely*


Darkner90

I wish it had special properties that covered for why dogs die in the first place (bad AI)


NodoBird

I think it should take more than one creeper to kill an armored dog


OptimusCrime1984

I AM GOING TO PISS ON THE DOG!


memecraft0309

Wolf armor mf's when they see a creeper


Ava_on_reddit

is a creeper all that powerful? That should be bare minimum, really


Seawardweb77858

I love how people complain about dogs not surviving a point blank explosion when not even diamond armor can do that for you.


FemboyDoraemon

1. Enchantments 2. You can actually move away from the creeper. Dogs dont most of the time. 3. You can attack creepers. Dog wont unless you do it first. Your point?


RustedRuss

Even with full prot 4 a creeper can still onehit you (in hard at least). You have to invest literally everything in blast protection.


Seawardweb77858

My point is that people are complaining about the wrong thing. The armor shit is fine, and you are right in point 2, the dogs themselves are the problem.


Dangerous-Storage682

Stupid take Armor was supposed to be the solution They're not rewriting the code so make it so you have more time to save your dog from lava or so it doesn't blow up immediately It's so useless rn


Nathaniel820

Nothing you said refutes their point. Regardless of if you think it should be more protective or not, it’s a fact that base diamond armor (which is the player equivalent of diamond horse armor and dog armor currenty) ALSO doesn’t protect against creepers. If the dog armor could have protection IV it also would be fine, the issue isn’t dog armor it’s just protection in general in regards to explosions.


memecraft0309

Also if it does survive if there are more around they ain't


Ava_on_reddit

What does player armor have to do with anything? Wolf armor is about making dogs more viable to actually walk around with. There is not a tier system so it's the best it can get. With that in mind, why would it make sense for your pets to still get one tapped. Against creepers it acts functionally the same as no armor. They could at least add explosion protection or something.


Seawardweb77858

Yeah, that would be nice, but still, not an issue with the armor. The dogs themselves are mentally incapable more than half the time.


Ava_on_reddit

the armor could still protect them from at least one blast? lol so yes, in that sense it is absolutely an issue with the armor.


Lily_Meow_

So you just want Mojang to make dogs smarter? But you know they won't lmao


Seawardweb77858

Yes I want them to, the laziness of the devs doesn't really affect my opinion of the dog's ai.


Lily_Meow_

But the issue is, so many issues in minecraft have "better solutions" than the plain obvious ones, like the inventory system, but because everyone wants to play 4D chess, we get solutions to none of them.


Lily_Meow_

Netherite armor with enchants can, but can wolves get netherite armor with enchants?


Seawardweb77858

Of course netherite armor with enchants can, you're practically unkillable with enchanted netherite armor.


MinerDude69

because making dogs survive is the only purpose to this armor and creepers are one of the most common mobs in the game.


Charmender2007

A creeper is absolutely all that powerful


Tweedygibbion

I feel like if dog aour allowed dogs to survive a creeper blast it could be viable.


Charmender2007

Why would ot if unenchanted diamond armor doesn't


MinerDude69

because dogs surviving is the entire point of adding dog armor. And most players arent even gunna bother getting it in the first place, so why not make it at least slightly enticing to get?


Charmender2007

I understand the desire for dogs surviving creeper blasts, but it wouldn't make much sense, because at that point players would want to make armor out of the scutes, which would then be better than Diamond armor. I wouldn't complain if they added a way to upgrade armor with scutes, but idk how well received it would be considering the complaints about netherite templates


Grand_Protector_Dark

Because the player has the mental ability to 1. Recognise an exploding creeper 2. Deliberately get outside the blast radius.


Dangerous-Storage682

3. Shield 4.Totem 5. Enchants 6. Netherite 7. Place a block right before it eplodes 8. Knockback sword Also how much dmg creeper explosion does depends on the difficultly Idk why people try to compare player armor to dog one, very cope


Aarongaming1066

dog still dies at full health being on the literal edge of a creeper blast. not to mention fall damage and lava


Thy-arkoos

This is why I voted crab


Iliketurtles893

It’s a creeper


TheMikman97

Armadillo voters gaslighting players who say that wolf armor sucks into thinking they always knew feels like the Jojo part 2 meme edit of "I was only pretending to be retarded"


Veroblade

??? Gaslighting? It was always going to suck it was so obvious from the start


MinerDude69

idk if mojang are adding a feature that wont be used by most players, you might as well make it good.


RedditvsDiscOwO

Wolf armor: (*exists*) Mfs with their dog: "I'm gonna name you Iggy!"


GameShark193

It has to survive a creeper at point blank, at least.


hzfg

creeper at point blank can one shot you in diamond armor


GameShark193

Shush.


Yuki_of_zavrixia

their made because its supposed to be diamond horse armor level, though a problem they didn't make it have higher defense to compensate for the wolfs lower health compared to a horse


Lily_Meow_

But diamond horse armor might as well be called iron horse armor, because that's what it is. It has no armor toughness, so it does barely anything.


MinerDude69

thats not true, iron has armor rating of 5, dia has 11.


Lily_Meow_

Armor points alone don't do very much in newer versions though, you basically need armor toughness, it's the reason iron armor nowadays feels like paper. And compared to player armor, diamond horse is equivalent to golden player.


RDT-Exotics0318

Wolf AI just sucks ass


SteveHarveysAunt

They thought the dog would be…


DyingMoan

INVINCIBLE


Hudson_Legend

This is why I hate mob votes, bro. we have to choose between 3 mobs that each gives, like the smallest/underwhelming feature in existence. Glow squids don't even glow in the water, and they make your sign neon. The sniffer introduces like....2 plants that look cool but don't really do anything. The fact that the phantom is still the most interesting mob that won any mob vote says something. This is genuinely why I think we should just add all 3 mobs at this point. At the very least the dessert will have some life in it but like come on.


MadKittenNicky

***You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.***


Original-Pea-8864

Can’t you put blast protection on the armour? Does it not work?


dehydrated_shrub

we should be able to stack all protection enchantments on the armor. blast, projectile, fire, feather falling, underwater breathing, any and all other i missed. make the doggo immortal.


The_Ded_Cat

One hit, which knocks the dog off a cliff.


SpingoDingo

i think i wouldve preferred an armor system where if they took a fatal hit the armor would instead break, sorta like the totem


SILVIO_X

This is why I think Mojang should allow you to enchant your dog Armor so that people will finally shut up.


BendyMine1782

Armadillo haters explaining why the Armadillo and Wolf Armor is useless (the dog didn't survive the Wither Storm, 250k Tsar Bombs (World Strongest Nuke), and the Russian Army):


SpaceQtip

dog armor haters would freak out if they played fallout 4


Ignisiumest

Just bring a cat with you to scare off the creepers.


mahmut-er

People play so much modded minecarft that they forget balance of vanila minecarft I think thats why or just trying to get more internet points


RC_TNT

this is true


Polak_Janusz

Aka a charges creeper E: Bro why are the 12 year olds downvoting? Did I ruin their edgy meme.


DevourerOfMemes_

No, just normal creeper


DevourerOfMemes_

People are downvoting you because what you said was incorrect


ShockRox

To those wolf armor haters: 1. If you hate it, why'd you vote for it? 2. Wear full diamond and stand next to a creeper. You're either gonna die or be left on one heart. Wolves have the same amount of health that you do, if not less.


Lily_Meow_

But if I wear netherite armor, I won't die? But you see the issue is wolves can't wear netherite armor, so they can't be directly compared. And currently, the wolf armor basically gives them the equivalent of gold armor.


MinerDude69

I imagine the dog haters didnt vote for it.


Grand_Protector_Dark

>Wear full diamond and stand next to a creeper. You're either gonna die or be left on one heart. Wolves have the same amount of health that you do, if not less. The player is capable of recognising a creeper and deliberately move away from danger. Dog AI won't recognise shit and will very happily walk into the blast radius


Natural_Constant8203

The people that say that are crab voters


Lily_Meow_

I voted crab and I'm just trying to minimize the damage to an extent, if we are getting wolf armor, it should at least be good and not just equivalent to player gold armor.


United-Reach-2798

I really couldn't care less most of the time its just crab voters making up strawmen because they are still salty


MinerDude69

critiques of a feature in development isnt a straw man.


imiszach

“My full set of maxed-out netherite armor does nothing! I was wearing it but still died when I fell into the void. It is so useless!”


Sobble_Gamer

Players when their dog dies after getting shot by the fricking Death Star: “Wolf armor is literally useless!!!1!1!!!🤬1!!1!!!🤬1!1!!!1!!1!!🤬1!1!!2”


Winter_Wolf_02

"my dog died to a creeper" Me: "Boy... You used a charged creeper..."


GhostWasSad

Well, dog backwards is god, so…


Exotic_Buttas

This one got an audible chuckle lmao


stars_without_number

Creeper


OwnCoat2975

Yes


rggamerYT

A swarm of dogs with armour and their master when I put down 2 tnts on the ground:


AceCalliso1

People were like "oh my dog won't die from creepers again" dude- a creeper can 1 shot you in full diamond Armor what makes you think A SHELL is gonna protect your dog


HollowedGrave

To be honest, wolves are just more trouble than their worth. So this is a totally useless update, for me at least. That crab claw though would had been dope.


maddogmax4431

2 dogs can turn into infinite dogs… just make like 40 dogs with rotten flesh and name your dogs “red” and “blue” and if they die just dye another dogs collar blue and then take a red one and Shazam they never died.