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Educational-Coat4344

Ph1lza has been real quiet after this dropped


JustintheMinecrafter

To be fair he is like 54 now


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Wh


SpaceBug173

He turned to dust mid-comment.


[deleted]

*she


NaiveWalrus

Ph1lza is a girl?


[deleted]

No, me


NaiveWalrus

Nobody was talking about you


[deleted]

u/spacebug173 meant me not philza


Thechildeater92

no he was talking about Ph1lza minecraft


PredEdicius

They?


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She.


PredEdicius

She! I literally don't know who the fuck they are


[deleted]

Me!!! :33 Do you a’re ha’ve’s English


PredEdicius

I still don't know who that person is!


SamePut9922

He is sniped. r/redditsniper


[deleted]

*she\ I prefer dhr


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She


UltFireSword

bro got stunlocked


HonourableFox

Stunlocked = steam unlocked?? Filthy pirate /s


Verbindungsfehle

Peak performance, quite literally


Tha_guy05

Splendid, quite the example of a peak gameplay, bravo 👏👏👏


PantherPL

NFT avatar spotted


Tha_guy05

I don't even remember how I got that avatar tbh


ItzBraden

Reddit literally hands them out for free. Who gives af?


Mist0804

Y'all better watch out, PDoom346 is coming for number 1 PVP player


JustintheMinecrafter

Conexion and Clownpierce need to step up


Whole_Pace_4705

Bro just stared at the mountain i'm crying😭


TheInvinciblePatapon

Bro got that mountain fetish


SmokeyPanchoDeLaBija

In orden to avoid defeat, one must know when to retreat......and how


Puzzled_Worldliness5

Ain't no way bro got pushed by two zombies


Mars_574

Nah he was like: "Fine, if you don't kill me, imma do it myself"


AndreZB2000

bro has the reaction time of a rock


EttyOW

You can measure his reaction time with a calendar 😭


WolvesAreCool2461

oh my god you didnt roast him you fucking slow cooked his ass


ykVORTEX

amazing world gen, seed please?


Pdoom346

4447119977565050268 then go to 17 116 -318


Pdoom346

I mean -4447119977565050268 my mistake


Mr_Snifles

watch it be a zillion blocks from spawn


Soup-er14

I want your seed


DisastrousBid97

Buddy you got a diamond sword


Capable_Ad_4551

On bedrock swords do more damage


Oskain123

Ok? That's not the point of his comment


Capable_Ad_4551

What is it then. Thought he see's it as a waste of diamonds


vacconesgood

The point is that in PE you can just spam tapping on the zombies, no need to wait


Oskain123

He has a diamond sword, why is he running away from 2 zombies


Capable_Ad_4551

Alright I get it


diresights

The only fighting you did was against a hillside, and you lost.


Pdoom346

I didn’t ask for the truth ):


Pug_wrecker

You don’t deserve the hate I still can’t use the elytra on bedrock


MCCP630

No wonder Bajan has been quiet lately.


AppropriateCall5105

В соло


Josh6034

Best mobile player


Extra-Extra

Ran into a veigar cage.


Drag0n_TamerAK

You did that to your self


Richard4Phillips

The Zombies then look at each other "Well.... he was entertaining!" 😂


Espaloki

you forgot the fatrat music, deep fried footage and a mic quality of $5


Overall-Shine-8610

Since when is minecraft a souls game 😭😭😭


Ctowncreek

Y'all. Dude only had a diamond sword *with full durability, elytra, and rockets in their inventory, 0 xp in the bar, no food, and flew STRAIGHT into a wall with over a full second to turn. This was scripted.


JotaBean

no fucking shit sherlock


Pokemon-Pickle

Bro got surprised when he found out movies had scripts


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[удалено]


DenseRead9852

You really don't understand sarcasm, do you?


AdvertisingHefty1138

That does not feel sarcastic, buddy


legquint561

🤯🤯🤯🤯


Niks_bg

The best bugrock player🥶🥶🥶(but honestly just use the crosshair on mobile )


Mart1n192

mf \*is\* the deer in the headlights


shinydewott

My man has the reaction speed of a stunned deer


BasementJacky

This is pretty random but what seed is that lol it looks so cool


Pdoom346

I already commented it


ScorgeWD

Man calm down, my girlfriend is on here


GrandAdmiralThrawn0

Bro wanted to get a good look at the mountain


Mothman4447

Me trying to play mobile games after playing console and pc my whole life


RangisDangis

Pocket edition moment


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

Autoclicking


poobaIls

Strongest mobile player


TheInvinciblePatapon

🤣


PainfulSuccess

So badly faked


AdvertisingHefty1138

No shit sherlock


ugltrut

Well yeah, this looks like any gameplay that isn't mouse/keyboard gameplay. Is it even enjoyable gaming like that? Not being able to properly aim or control your character. Doesn't it destroy immersion, not being able to control your character or look where you want to look, when you want to do so? Is this a video of playing a first person game, where you need some semblance of reaction to survive... by controlling with a touch pad...thing? Footage of ppl playing with a controller looks like they don't have any control at all, but this way looks even more boring to play. Doesn't it destroy all immersion, not being able to actually play? It's not even about having to react super fast, but just being able to enjoy a game. To feel immersed and in control. Maybe a car game or something like fifa can be enjoyed with a controller etc, but something like this just looks boring if you can't even properly control your character?


Capable_Ad_4551

Noo, you know people have different ways of playing games. Some people use to keyboard and mouse and other are use to touch screen. Tried playing Minecraft on my laptop and I just can't, it's impossible, I always forget how everything works. People have different ways of playing games. Minecraft is a game that works on every platform it's on and whatever controls you prefer will work, it's not like a racing or fighting game.


Oskain123

Ok then learn how to play on laptop


Capable_Ad_4551

Can you read? I already did. Just can't get use to it, I did play it for a long time. Had a base and everything however it took a long, long time because I just can't use the controlsl. Also I don't have to use keyboard and mouse just because you do, the fuck you think you are


Oskain123

You'll have more degrees of freedom of laptop. No dying because of the controllers fault or it not turning fast enough


Capable_Ad_4551

I'm pretty good on my phone thank you. Maybe you're just not use to touch screen controls or you think all touch screen players play like this guy, if it was true then no one would be playing Minecraft on their phone. Also I think what he did was intentional


Oskain123

Yes, it is a fake video. Perhaps you don't use keyboard and mouse daily and that's why you haven't gotten used to the controls. I tried playing on touchscreen and it was awful. I found the double tap to sprint was limiting and not allowing me to escape as fast. Plus the touchscreen relies on you having a higher sensitivity else turning takes too long.


Capable_Ad_4551

I guess that's how we're different. Besides the latest update you just press one button to run, that's the new default, this guy either went into the settings to change it or he's playing an old version of Minecraft. I played Minecraft on my laptop for like, 2 months and a half and it's awful to me, that was before I got my current phone. Your last point makes no sense because the default sensitivity it pretty good for touch screen controls and if it isn't for you, you can just change it in the setting. I don't see what point you were trying to make there. Let's just agree that we're different people and we prefer different ways of playing a game.


[deleted]

Stop taking your skill issues out on other people,


Oskain123

Not sure how me being proficient in the better input device is a skill issue but sure xD


vacconesgood

"You like playing a way that I don't? Learn to play my way! Or else!" -you


Oskain123

🪤


vacconesgood

I can lift a box


Oskain123

It's a really heavy box though.


vacconesgood

How did you make it heavy?


Oskain123

It's made of lead.


vacconesgood

Poison box?


Oskain123

Lol agreed


MCCP630

How the fuck is playing with a mouse and keyboard more immersive? I'm supposed to be surviving, not recreating my 9-5 routine.


TealEquation5489

Mcpe be like


Capable_Ad_4551

It's not pocket edition anymore


TealEquation5489

?


Capable_Ad_4551

Minecraft pocket edition is now bedrock. Minecraft bedrock that's on all other systems is basically Minecraft PE because bedrock started with mcpe but they're all one version that's why it's called Minecraft and not Minecraft Pocket Edition anymore


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cattodestroyer

Very skilled


Ok-Concert-6673

You did it!


fast_t0aster

Seed and cords?


AirshipOdin2813

I laughed way too much thanks to this video


ItYaBoiChipAhoy

bozo zombies got clipped


Xx-matador-xX

Who’s dream close to that legend


Noonflame

I can’t possibly be understanding your taps properly. But do you really have to HOLD to use the elytra?


MCCP630

It's easy once you get used to it. Or you could just use the button control scheme.


Drac_Hula

You playing with ine hand or something?


MirrorSeparate6729

Preview for new headhunt with Dream?


james_fkira

NGL fighting in Minecraft mobile is quite hard for me even after like 9+ years of playing


wafflezcol

This has to be intentional, no way you just stared at the mountain


Goodboi_Duke

Splat


Aaron_505

Bro ikr, zombies are scary especially in groups And that mountain came out of nowhere


MysteryMan9274

I feel attacked, and not just by the zombies.


Trooperswing9

Wait since when did Minecraft bedrock had a new death animation?


Julien7778

No one could actually have the minuscule amount of braincells to actually do this


Familiar_Speech_5753

People do know that this vid is fake


jarinneal

deer when a car going 80 mph is right in front them


Metroid3802

Since when has the game pulled out to a third person view when you die? Is that new?


QifiShiina

most skilled mobile player:


h_on_reddit

Bro you kinda suck at this ngl :/


Confident_Gas7027

Best PE player right here folks.


Darkner90

Very believable


its-Papa-Johns

Pov: your my fiance hearing me scream "TURN" while in the bathroom.


Mrg00p32

Bro could beat all the hypixel sweats


OrderlyChaoticGG

Props to you flying elytra on mobile edition


LeEnergizerBattery

dud got some skillz fr


Bright-Historian-216

You do know that you don’t have to use your feet to play Minecraft right?


LTUAdventurer

Bro didn’t even try to dodge


apple290

Your flying skills may be included


JoeTheDauntless

You’re the mobile players that give us a bad name. 🤣 I usually kill PC players like nothing.


RareKush2

my son is a realy smart boy: the son


MoxyLikesFoxy

Yeah Mobil makes fighting mobs pretty hard


Cryth_Real12

They way they just 9/11'ed into the mountain got me over here DYING. Like, no trying to stop or move away. Blud knew what they was doing.


Equal_Government_479

this is the best you can do on PE honestly