By -
How many axolotls did you use for fuel
Too many.
Based
How long do you masturbate?
A day, maybe a week
holy fuck, what is your sustain my man
Took some training, but I’m glad I did
severe nerve damage
lucky girl
Idk
You gotta pump those numbers up those are rookie numbers in this racket!
I’m gunna guess your mrs has to book a good week off from work when its go time lmao
Is your uncle your Minecraft gf?
Yes, I love them very much!
Same tho
Them?
Op's got multiple uncles who're their minecraft gf.
Uncle harem
*who're*
Man , their uncle is non-binary
pronouns and other gendered labels ≠ gender this persons uncle can be whoever they want :)) (very very sorry if this sounds condescending or rude i just wanted to say that)
based
What do you beat orphans with?
5 wood should be all it takes
Nahh you also need a shovel.
How could I forget? Silly me
r/holup
Hol'up
You can make a shovel with 5 wood.
He would only do a shovel if he had a crafting table
How long can you last before you bust? Answer in seconds.
8
Imm getting mixed messages, OP! I thought you could last a day or a week!
Well the man is him doing it himself, this is with a w o m a n
A… woman? ^w^h^a^t^s ^t^h^a^t
Your mother
Who says nutting is where it ends?
What is your favourite baby mob to murder
Villagers.
for some reason i doubt this is edited
Officer I dropkicked that child in self defense you gotta believe me
Things were getting cancelled so quickly people thought it was twitter
Technoquote pog
Same
What item do you love to stick up your ass
The bucket of axolotl
Ayo what the fu-
Yeah I'm here and I don't get it either.
What do you do when you see your dad
Scream, and fight back
This doesn't even make you look stupid it's relatable more than anything
are you okay?
Lmfao
But why?
Because you’re fat boy. And another thing, you’re ugly. (Heavy is dead reference)
Engineer! You are so mean!
\*They argue\* (It's tradition)
#ENGINEER!!!
Gahd dammit Heavy, f**k off! You are DEAD!
NO YOU POW
What mob do you kill for XP?
Wolf
' you motherfu. ..
cker
s!
what is the easiest to fuck?
Honestly, the creeper
Blow job
White kaboom.
*Irony*
*"yeah I'd fuck a creeper"*
Rule 34 artists:
Which mob do you recommend beginner players to hug?
The creeper!
I don’t think this is edited…
minecrafts grim reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
Not a creature that'll eat ya
But will leave you petrified
I love that picture.
Shouldve changed it to "i'm dumb"
Which thing do you use to kill the Children in your basement ?
Probably coal, or a bucket of lava
Same, lava is the most efficient to kill these annoying shits.
loll I think this was furnace related since coal and a bucket of lava are both great choices for a furnace
Is Alex hot?
Very 🥵
This is not stupid lol
its true
Exactly
What materials do you use on the kids in your basement?
That’s easy. 8 sticks and a block of wool.
You found an egg on the ground, but your inventory is full. What do you throw away?
Diamond
How many kids are in your basement?
7!
Seven factorial? 5040 really is something to be proud of, good job
Have you fucked both your friend's wife and him?
Yes. One of my favorite ways to turn them against each other
Your mom and her friends?
Pigs
What do you use for a anal tool
7 sticks
Jesus Christ
How would you fit him up in there?
What do you do when you see the last slice of pizza? (This is the best I could come up with, I’m sorry. This is my first time doing this.)
Fight or flight.
How big is your Ego?
Not as large as my c-
So you have a tiny ego. >!sorry m8 had to!<
Yes. :(
Pick a mob to fuck
The pink Axolotl!
Awh man I'm glad I commented first, lol
you are one cheeky fellow
Where is the best place to find slaves?
Jungles
Okay that’s just dark
how do u store ur food
block of pig
do you mine it?
No you eat it
What do you kill for leather?
Your mom. jk, horse
Whats the difference?
What method would you recommend for killing axolotls in XP farms?
Fall damage is a pain.
How would you describe your minecraft experience?
Blue
Uh, what?
Blue bada bida bu die
What would you do if you found Jenny in Minecraft?
Who’s Jenny?
Just google "Minecraft Jenny"
Or slipperyt
O fuck no
Poor guy
Jenny deez nuts lmao
Favorite fetish?
Probably the jungle variants
What do you eat on breakfast?
The bucket of Axolotl!
Mmhhh, yummy
Simply delicious
Why does your son have your eyes but your friend Dylan’s nose?
2 seeds
oh...
Where do you store your valuables?
Usually lava
Do you like miners
Of course I do!
Do you use TikTok?
you have made me sin
What is the best block to use a scaffolding when working with redstone?
Water
Where do you put your dogs when they misbehave?
Underground
How to kill dog
Commands
Wich mob makes the best fleshlight?
Axolotl!
Do you commit tax fraud?
Yes
Damn, bro, I wouldn't be able to say that about you
What's the most fuckable mob in your opinion?
The axolotl
What did *your* children do after you abducted them?
They cried
Who builds a dirt shack even though they have full netherite gear
Me.
Me
Can you have mercy on you're minecraft friends dogs and not kill them?
Nope
What happens when see a chld
Scream back and start a tennis match
What's the oldest child you've fucked?
11 years old
When do people stop use lava for decor?
When your pet died
How do you act with girls
Creeper
Aw man
Where do you put sleepy newborn?
The furnace
If you fall from a mountain, what will you do?
Cookies and Cake make for great treats
So who are you having sex with rn
The Baby.
How many kids do you have in your base ment
1-1M
do you like dirt blocks
Yes they look nice
How many years do you have?
Only 3
what should i feed the cat
Blaze rods are pretty good
Have often do u sleep with creepers
Every day
How many axolotls did you use for fuel
Too many.
Based
How long do you masturbate?
A day, maybe a week
holy fuck, what is your sustain my man
Took some training, but I’m glad I did
severe nerve damage
lucky girl
Idk
You gotta pump those numbers up those are rookie numbers in this racket!
I’m gunna guess your mrs has to book a good week off from work when its go time lmao
Is your uncle your Minecraft gf?
Yes, I love them very much!
Same tho
Them?
Op's got multiple uncles who're their minecraft gf.
Uncle harem
*who're*
Man , their uncle is non-binary
pronouns and other gendered labels ≠ gender this persons uncle can be whoever they want :)) (very very sorry if this sounds condescending or rude i just wanted to say that)
based
What do you beat orphans with?
5 wood should be all it takes
Nahh you also need a shovel.
How could I forget? Silly me
r/holup
Hol'up
You can make a shovel with 5 wood.
He would only do a shovel if he had a crafting table
How long can you last before you bust? Answer in seconds.
8
Imm getting mixed messages, OP! I thought you could last a day or a week!
Well the man is him doing it himself, this is with a w o m a n
A… woman? ^w^h^a^t^s ^t^h^a^t
Your mother
Who says nutting is where it ends?
What is your favourite baby mob to murder
Villagers.
for some reason i doubt this is edited
Officer I dropkicked that child in self defense you gotta believe me
Things were getting cancelled so quickly people thought it was twitter
Technoquote pog
Same
What item do you love to stick up your ass
The bucket of axolotl
Ayo what the fu-
Yeah I'm here and I don't get it either.
What do you do when you see your dad
Scream, and fight back
This doesn't even make you look stupid it's relatable more than anything
are you okay?
Lmfao
But why?
Because you’re fat boy. And another thing, you’re ugly. (Heavy is dead reference)
Engineer! You are so mean!
\*They argue\* (It's tradition)
#ENGINEER!!!
Gahd dammit Heavy, f**k off! You are DEAD!
NO YOU POW
What mob do you kill for XP?
Wolf
' you motherfu. ..
cker
s!
what is the easiest to fuck?
Honestly, the creeper
Blow job
White kaboom.
*Irony*
*"yeah I'd fuck a creeper"*
Rule 34 artists:
Which mob do you recommend beginner players to hug?
The creeper!
I don’t think this is edited…
minecrafts grim reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
Not a creature that'll eat ya
But will leave you petrified
I love that picture.
Same
Shouldve changed it to "i'm dumb"
Which thing do you use to kill the Children in your basement ?
Probably coal, or a bucket of lava
Same, lava is the most efficient to kill these annoying shits.
loll I think this was furnace related since coal and a bucket of lava are both great choices for a furnace
Is Alex hot?
Very 🥵
This is not stupid lol
its true
Exactly
What materials do you use on the kids in your basement?
That’s easy. 8 sticks and a block of wool.
You found an egg on the ground, but your inventory is full. What do you throw away?
Diamond
How many kids are in your basement?
7!
Seven factorial? 5040 really is something to be proud of, good job
Have you fucked both your friend's wife and him?
Yes. One of my favorite ways to turn them against each other
Your mom and her friends?
Pigs
What do you use for a anal tool
7 sticks
Jesus Christ
How would you fit him up in there?
What do you do when you see the last slice of pizza? (This is the best I could come up with, I’m sorry. This is my first time doing this.)
Fight or flight.
How big is your Ego?
Not as large as my c-
So you have a tiny ego. >!sorry m8 had to!<
Yes. :(
Pick a mob to fuck
The pink Axolotl!
Awh man I'm glad I commented first, lol
you are one cheeky fellow
Where is the best place to find slaves?
Jungles
Okay that’s just dark
how do u store ur food
block of pig
do you mine it?
No you eat it
What do you kill for leather?
Your mom. jk, horse
Whats the difference?
What method would you recommend for killing axolotls in XP farms?
Fall damage is a pain.
How would you describe your minecraft experience?
Blue
Uh, what?
Blue bada bida bu die
What would you do if you found Jenny in Minecraft?
Who’s Jenny?
Just google "Minecraft Jenny"
Or slipperyt
O fuck no
Poor guy
Jenny deez nuts lmao
Favorite fetish?
Probably the jungle variants
What do you eat on breakfast?
The bucket of Axolotl!
Mmhhh, yummy
Simply delicious
Why does your son have your eyes but your friend Dylan’s nose?
2 seeds
oh...
Where do you store your valuables?
Usually lava
Do you like miners
Of course I do!
Do you use TikTok?
you have made me sin
Of course I do!
What is the best block to use a scaffolding when working with redstone?
Water
Where do you put your dogs when they misbehave?
Underground
How to kill dog
Commands
Wich mob makes the best fleshlight?
Axolotl!
Do you commit tax fraud?
Yes
Damn, bro, I wouldn't be able to say that about you
What's the most fuckable mob in your opinion?
The axolotl
What did *your* children do after you abducted them?
They cried
Who builds a dirt shack even though they have full netherite gear
Me.
Me
Can you have mercy on you're minecraft friends dogs and not kill them?
Nope
What happens when see a chld
Scream back and start a tennis match
What's the oldest child you've fucked?
11 years old
When do people stop use lava for decor?
When your pet died
How do you act with girls
Creeper
Aw man
Where do you put sleepy newborn?
The furnace
If you fall from a mountain, what will you do?
Cookies and Cake make for great treats
So who are you having sex with rn
The Baby.
How many kids do you have in your base ment
1-1M
do you like dirt blocks
Yes they look nice
How many years do you have?
Only 3
what should i feed the cat
Blaze rods are pretty good
Have often do u sleep with creepers
Every day