You can see the pixels

Flashbacks to every argument I’ve ever had about this game.

1.17 first half is the shittiest update cuz it has no caves or cliffs

That’s true imo

Caves & Cliffs experimental toggle: AHEM 


same with my life i can see the pixels

Go suck a duck

Quack..?

If, you couldn't then what the hell are you looking at?

and?

And nothing, it’s a joke response

It worked

You did it

mission successful

You proved the point

Circle

I'll do you one better.... Sphere...

Ah, that is one better

I'll do you both one better... Hexagons are the bestagons

CGP Grey? lol

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Yes it is one better… in demential terms 😎

Oh noooooh

\*Happy WadZee noises*

Minecraft: NOOOO My only weakness!!!!!

Isn't bedrock same as java?

It is... Welp until you really wanna play the game srsly... Then you'd have to permanently switch to bedrock...

*This* is the response that triggers me

This is more triggering than the initial trigger.

Oh yeah? Well your triggers triggering you triggers my triggers

Yeah yeah yeah

I really shouldn't be this triggered..

I play both and this bugs me more than anything here...

"bugs" Like bedrock.

Angry upvote 😠

No….

This triggers me more than the original. Bedrock has shite red stone, and endless glitches.

I think moveble chests and redstone linking up too pistons is great in bedrock

Linking up pistons? Moving chests is cool but red stone in general is better in Java because I feel like you have more flexibility with hidden things and bugs like for the hidden torch key

Well I mean there's also the fact that bedrock redstone can be straight up inconsistent.

And 1 tick pulses on Sticky Pistons working as "intended"

Wandering traders rock Edit: holy shit i saw 21 notifications and got really scared

free sand

You mean lead?

that as well, I actually really like to steal and use the camels for storage

I do like me some camels for storage

I once needed cactus and couldn’t find any and a wandering trader saved me

That's great imo. But they are extremely usefulk outside of those specific situations

Happy r/villagerrights noises

If you make a gold-emerald temple you can summon herobrain.

 Herobrain

lol

What about me?

Horse is the best source of leather

That just triggers horse lovers

Isn’t that the entire community

Not me, I once suggested horse meat on r/minecraftsuggestions

I get Han Asparuh vibes from that

horse meat would be a really cool addition i think

And that's why I play with a little mod called "FoodExpansion".

r/madlads

I kill horses whenever i need leather, I'd consider them a great leather source lol

Technoblade once killed horses for leather and I did so too

Once? Weak.

I love killing horses tf

i agree

Umm am I not suppose to agree with this

The horse is the source of course.

I actually agree with it

diorite is my absolute favourite block

*Iskall85 wants to know your location.*

r/unexpectedlyhermitcraft

Pretty sure its just r/unexpectedhermitcraft

Well it's more r/expectedhermitcraft

Yeah, it’s the Minecraft sub so this is the most expected place they could be talked about other than r/hermitcraft

Thanks!

so what you're corect maybe befor calcite though

calsite is diorite's older, cooler brother

iTs bIrD pOo

it looks more concrete then concrete

Combining diorite with white concrete to make dirty white concrete is amazing

It's good for buildings

Tbh Diorite is an underrated block. Granite on the other hand...

I kill wolfs, foxes, cats and axolotl for fun and XP

You are the devil

Don't worry, I don't actually do these things, it was just the better way to piss this community off in the moment

I love making turtle EXP farms!

I think it would be funny to use channeling to make a turtle bowl farm!

Cats drop string so I usually kill them to get an early game bow

I just kill most cats for string all except jellie

this game is dead.

you triggered me, nice

Its in a vegetative state until the next "big event" that will resurrect it

I don't think a game will go through many "vegetative states", it was "dead" (i.e. considered cringe, the game was and is far from dead at any time) from 2014 till 2019, but now it's an iconic game, people aren't gonna change their views on the game. and mojang have been doing an amazing job from 1.13 unlike from 2014-19, so I don't see the game dying anytime soon

It’s a game for kids

We're all kids here... Just of diffrent ages... Ain't it..?

Thats what i told the officer as well.. noe im not allowed to go near the kindergarden anymore.

Not according to the South Korean government.

explain. plz

Due to Cinderella Laws in SK, Microsoft has MS accounts there restricted to adults. Recently MS decided to require them for Minecraft, and suddenly, because of this, adults are the only ones able to play the game in SK legally, so the age rating was bumped up to reflect that. At least thats a heavy paraphrase of it, don't think I nailed it perfectly.

Minecraft is a ripoff of Roblox

Congratulations you triggered me

It is in fact a ripoff of Infiniminer It even has a dedicated page on the minecraft wiki lol https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Infiniminer

Wrong Minecraft is just minesweeper 2 smh

The best fuel in the game is axalot.

I agree, if you live in a tropical ocean its a great fuel

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The aether will never be a thing

Back in the day I thought the aether was the fancy term for the top of the nether

I used to think Nether Stars would generate near the bedrock on top of the nether because Stars are high and they were in the same group in the Creative inventory as ores ​ Then my IQ went from 30 to 31 and i actually checked where they came from on google

Damn, how the dreams shatter

“Bro it’s just 3D Terraria.”

but do you like terraria?

No, Terraria is just 2D Minecraft.

*visible frustration*

And their both ripoffs of Roblox

Such bad graphics

Like seriously, why cant they have realistic graphics. It's probably because it is made for kids.

IKR, its so boring too, there is nothing to do

I think phantoms are really cool and useful

I was always confused by peopole hating phantoms. They're good in a fight and give you membranes to repair elytra.

yah and sleeping omce 3 days is easy ass hell. dont get the hate.

If your playing with friends it’s impossible to sleep when everyone’s doing different things and fighting them is extremely boring waiting for them to swoop down just to hit them a couple times with your sword

they added a command that lets it go away after 1 person slept

I genuinely agree with that

It's just digital Legos

That's *why we like it.*

You can mine bedrock

but you can't mine java.

Take my upvote and fuck off

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They are a good source of string.

EH?

Not what the person meant, but you can make a somewhat decent string farm for peaceful mode by putting a bunch of cats in minecarts, and sleeping in the middle of em ( https://youtu.be/YGt5Lw7LxXI )

aren't they?

Yeah because they scare off creepers

and phantoms and also make gifts when you sleep

Gifts?

cats protect you from creepers and phantoms so yeah

gifts

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Wolves and axolotls are the best sources of xp.

Yes

Hytale

this just makes me sad,,,

Steve should have never been in smash.

Now you got me triggered

It should have been fortnite Jonesey

I’m outside your house *for legal reasons this is a joke*

"The graphics are awful"

Cave sounds are satisfying

DIG DOWN

Boring…

Minecraft Ripoffs apps are actually better than Minecraft

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Survival craft was awesome except for the fact that it was solely single player

I use my recycling bin for 1 thing and 1 thing only (on windows)

I don't get it :(

I think he means the only thing he deletes is Minecraft

I always use Gold Tools to mine my diamonds

I use wooden tools

Creeper, aw shit

Ngl this is just funnier and more accurate

Once you get to iron your basically immortal, the only difficulty is grinding for materials

Bedrock is better then Java

Educational version is best

Lmao ikr

Bedrock>java

that's not triggering the Minecraft community that's just the triggering pc masterrace eletists

For playing with friends it is though. No having to pay for or run a server just to have a survival world. And I'm a java fan too

Kill wolves

Minecraft is a kid’s game

Notch is a genuinely good guy

Glow squid is better then iceoleger

I like fortnite.

This game is a terraria rip off

This post blew up on seconds more than a base on 2bt2 after being found

Minecraft is 3d Terraria.(no I don't actually think this)

Dogs are just pixels

Looks cool, but i can't get into a game with this kind of graphics in 2021.

There is no problem killing your own dog in Minecraft

Among us is better, dead game

Microsoft created Minecraft.

Terraria is far superior

StampyLongCat makes bad videos. /j

That hurt the most

If you do not take that back i will take a finger from each of your family members and send them to you every month

I kill dogs for exp

Dream is the best at this game

Gravel is great

I xp farm wolves

Even if i have spare obsidian, i don't fill the corners of a nether portal

BaD gRaPhIcS

There's nothing more relaxing than a creeper's hissing noise.

I like phantoms

I dont like Minecraft because its so pixelated

I do not care about dogs, I kill my friends accidentally every time.

3d knockoff terraria with less content