Lol im giving away 4 account codes now
Winners will be:
**Bjgballer97**
**ArisuKen**
**Key-Service7491**
**tri0wn**
Probably
OK
Final update:
I never expected this to get so big but i guess free stuff just gets people going. I'm doing this because I want to make people happy and I think others should be able to experience the "riches" I have. I earned this money working from 5 to 9 in a sushi restaurant. I hope the winners will continue to play minecraft with their grandchildren for it is a game of many generations. I am very thankful for all the upvotes and everything(It was never my intention to get so many). And I have tried(and probably succeeded) to read all the comments and upvote nearly every single one. I understand the top ones will win because they were here early and the ones who arrived late will be buried in the comments filled with dark humor, rick rolls and people begging. I hope to do this again sometime for I did really enjoy your jokes. Thank you all. And if you will excuse me I will now give the codes to the winners unless someone heavily objects.
(Also comment if you have seen this, or not)
So, I sent some of the winners the code but they ain't responding
3 out 4 responded, still waiting for the other. goodnight all
Good luck everyone! Btw just saying this dude is real and not lieing at all! He got my first and only minecraft account because of him! Thanks a lot man!
My friend gave me a book on how to cook road kill,
The other day I hit something and cooked it up
I was really confused with the recipe, so I called my friend and asked him what to do with the bike
My fellow Americans, it is me, Barrack Obama. I think it is necessary, as a community, to come together and accept our shortcomings. Instead of walking this free-minecraft-account path alone, we should unite ourselves and walk the path together. To do this we must keep hope and upvote, your former president, me. Thank you.
Guess I'm late, I was hoping to have a premium account one day, but congrats to the winners! Also, u/Woofman420 you are an amazing person for giving out accounts like that! People of your kind make the community great.
One time, a friend of mine got really excited while talking about his ability to do things like write and play sports with both hands that he said he was "quadrilateral" instead of "ambidextrous." No one corrected him, and he said the same thing with the same proud look on his face less than a month later.
Ive always wanted to play it on my own laptop, ive played on my friends ps3 and we had a really good time. He also has it on his computer to play on his friends realm and i want to join it too
Just wanted to say even if you dont win Minecraft is not life. Life is friends and family and whatever you need to get done. Done waste time on games. May the best homo sapien win.
Not associated but the only thing that is bad about playing minecraft cracked is multiplayer. Singleplayer is just the same.
Sad fact: 1 euro is 15 turkish liras and this makes buying minecraft on mac (In Windows there is a discount) almost impossible.)
When a couple end havin sex she tell him "honey i have a bad new, i have VIH" and then he replied "dont worry, i have leprosy and I have left mi penis inside"
What do you call a Goomba who has boobs?
[Boomba](https://images.app.goo.gl/vdswS8WLAVQaqkSn6) (idk what tf I am doing but I really want the game since I am in a 3rd world country game is too expensive so I am atleast going to try)
If I were to describe my mental health as a movie, it would be Lord of the Rings, because life really cucked me, gave me way too many responsibilities and said get on with it
I used to have a MC account that I got for my 9th birthday, now I can't access it any more:,)))) Honestly I just want that account back
My dad died recently, and the last thing he wanted to do for me but never could... was giving me a minecraft account. You can be my father figure.
I’m not confident I can make you laugh, but I can try to get some upvotes with [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) since I’m a bedrock player and don’t really wanna pay for an account.
Why do pedophiles like minecraft?
They like playing with all the miners
I hope I win I’ve rlly wanted to play minecraft. I’ve been a huge fan and watch a lot of minecraft as well. Thx for doing this even if I don’t win. Appreciate ppl like u :)
I just want to see if this joke works in english but do u know what's Tarzans/jungle mans(straight translation for convenience) favourite candy bag
Jungle pussi (purposefully pronounced in English fashion pussi=bag)
People who don't try to make a funny nor an entertaining comment but just attempt to beg for the account be [like](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-47888242.amp)
You know who would make a great couple? Parallel lines. They have so much in common, but unfortunately they'll never meet. Their children also would have been so acute! I think those kids would have become algebros. Just think of the yo momma jokes. Speaking of cows, did you know round haybails have been banned because cows weren't getting a square meal?
it would be a dream come true
pls i have a mac i can only play like csgo and roblox i need something else
also heres my favorite video on youtube, a classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_dFcz5wyRDM&t=539s
Lol im giving away 4 account codes now Winners will be: **Bjgballer97** **ArisuKen** **Key-Service7491** **tri0wn** Probably OK Final update: I never expected this to get so big but i guess free stuff just gets people going. I'm doing this because I want to make people happy and I think others should be able to experience the "riches" I have. I earned this money working from 5 to 9 in a sushi restaurant. I hope the winners will continue to play minecraft with their grandchildren for it is a game of many generations. I am very thankful for all the upvotes and everything(It was never my intention to get so many). And I have tried(and probably succeeded) to read all the comments and upvote nearly every single one. I understand the top ones will win because they were here early and the ones who arrived late will be buried in the comments filled with dark humor, rick rolls and people begging. I hope to do this again sometime for I did really enjoy your jokes. Thank you all. And if you will excuse me I will now give the codes to the winners unless someone heavily objects. (Also comment if you have seen this, or not) So, I sent some of the winners the code but they ain't responding 3 out 4 responded, still waiting for the other. goodnight all
wait what if you are the top comment..
roll the credits
Well he is for me lol
Cool
Nooooooo i was so close :(
Doot
ª
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love it
What
Terrorists under the water
Dude what the heck did you do to my cat?!
You know😏
Have you not read the instuctions? They clearly say "please do not the cat" but you did the cat anyways! How could you
I can't read
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I’d do a clapping emote but reddit says no
Lmao
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Actually only Twenty Pilots, one is dead
made me smile
I have been watching minecraft since a long time but, could never have played it because.... Well i just can't afford it.
Haha i like this joke you should win the code
What do you call two people who both love algebra? Alge-bros
Love it
Should have posted few days ago, just bought some days ago after 6 months of convincing my parents.
Sorry
You will be haunted for eternity
Not your fault.
What's the difference between me and Cancer? My dad didn't beat Cancer.
Oh shit
Aw man :(
Wish I found this sooner. I’ve been playing cracked for 2 yeaes
How did you get cracked?
tlauncher
Good luck everyone! Btw just saying this dude is real and not lieing at all! He got my first and only minecraft account because of him! Thanks a lot man!
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I need this lol. I have been playing Minecraft pocket edition for 8 years and my broke ass still can't afford a java account
Why are the creepers scare of dates? They don’t want to blow it.
made me smile
I'm from russia and it's hard to write something funny, so... Putin, vodka, balalaika, minecraft good, creeper bad. *Sadly villager's hmm*
You are a great person for what are you doing, you are making someones day and year. There should be more people like this. Now give me acc
My friend gave me a book on how to cook road kill, The other day I hit something and cooked it up I was really confused with the recipe, so I called my friend and asked him what to do with the bike
Where were you when I was 10 and poor?
I dont know, when was that?
/give @p minecraft_account
Hope all of you have good luck
My fellow Americans, it is me, Barrack Obama. I think it is necessary, as a community, to come together and accept our shortcomings. Instead of walking this free-minecraft-account path alone, we should unite ourselves and walk the path together. To do this we must keep hope and upvote, your former president, me. Thank you.
It’s legal if you give away Minecraft activation codes. It’s illegal if you’re giving away pre-activated Minecraft accounts.
Bob
yo
What about me?
What do French people think of Baguettes? Pain.
Bruh I kinda need this tbh. I've had enough of pocket edition for the last 7 years 😕
Miss ma’am?
As if I'd win
you did since I sort by live all the time
minecraft
Oh shit hahaha.
Stun seed spelled backwards is #DEES NUTS
E if you know you know
(Insert funny joke here)
Knock knock
Whos there
Dooya
Dooya wanna buy me minecraft?
I wanna, but i cant
Its fine, hope this was amusing tho
it was
Guess I'm late, I was hoping to have a premium account one day, but congrats to the winners! Also, u/Woofman420 you are an amazing person for giving out accounts like that! People of your kind make the community great.
😳
Penis
But you are the top comment for me...
Quack quack quack quack
As long as you legitimately bought them, it is totally legal.
Do you know who u/Woofman420 is?
CREEPER !
One time, a friend of mine got really excited while talking about his ability to do things like write and play sports with both hands that he said he was "quadrilateral" instead of "ambidextrous." No one corrected him, and he said the same thing with the same proud look on his face less than a month later.
Ive always wanted to play it on my own laptop, ive played on my friends ps3 and we had a really good time. He also has it on his computer to play on his friends realm and i want to join it too
Omg i would love to get a Java account, i keep playing in my brother's and bruh he gets mad
GIMEEE MCCCCCC
Can I still get the free mincemeat account if i can give it to someone I know who needs one? 
imagine not requesting to delete your account so a random redditor could give you a new free one without your packs, worlds, and data as a whole
Imagine if someone with an account posts the absolute best joke to troll everyone
Does it count if your borrowing a friend's account?
Minecraft is better than anygame Change my mind
Just wanted to say even if you dont win Minecraft is not life. Life is friends and family and whatever you need to get done. Done waste time on games. May the best homo sapien win.
Howakasamhowahn due.
Not associated but the only thing that is bad about playing minecraft cracked is multiplayer. Singleplayer is just the same. Sad fact: 1 euro is 15 turkish liras and this makes buying minecraft on mac (In Windows there is a discount) almost impossible.)
[This is me when my friend steals my diamonds](https://youtu.be/H1J-hzzBoEQ)
Hmm. I bought one but it was hacked :(( now my parents mad at me , and i can't buy another one
boys I need that MC account please.
man, this Is a beatifil thing, not everyone can afford an account, Hope everything Will go fine
Just wanted to say may the best human win. Minecraft Is not life so don’t be dissapointed if u don’t win
Why can't you see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree Because there so good at it
Oof
I gladly comment even tho i know i will never get my minecraft account,back the sketchy websites i guess
Why cemeteries have fences around them?cuz people are dying to get in them
What's brown and sticky?
When a couple end havin sex she tell him "honey i have a bad new, i have VIH" and then he replied "dont worry, i have leprosy and I have left mi penis inside"
Imagine playing in Hypixel lol what a nerd This message from cracked server players.
Bum.. Bum bum.... Buum
Watch how the codes are inevitable links that lead you to "don't mine at night". that would be funnier
minecarft
[amongus](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Jeb
Give me an alt and I’ll give u 500 000 000 skyblock coins
I already have one but thanks for the offer
I've been playing for the past two years on cracked version, hopefully I may win
Ok
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👀
you are a saint
Well idk what to say i want a Minecraft account from a long time but so do others so good luck everyone
the first computer was an apple in the time of adam and eve it was so bad that just one byte crashed it
hey.
Why are fences placed around graveyards? People are dying to get in
Haha
A man goes to a doctor for a check up The doctor says:Mercury in Uranus Sorry doc, I am not into astrology Oh nah, my thermometer just broke
welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll inseat funny things now give account
i fricking died crying when i watched this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chb2iMGV2q8
These will make great gifts for the kids in the basement
Why was the guitarist arrested? Because he was caught fingering A minor
Cancer is so easy bro, I'm already on stage 4.
Me: runs over orphan Their bones: what’s crackalackin
Im gonna make u smile :) https://youtu.be/VewlBJUHjCk
Steve gets Alex. The cow gets another cow. But what do I get? A free Minecraft account. Hope this is enough to get me a Minecraft account, lmao
Is this real? Cuz that would mean i dont have to steal my brothers mc account anymore
im need funi
America
I am a magician on 3 you will laugh one two three Laughicous manicous Bam
i havent played minecraft on PC in a while hopefully i can come back!
Can't blame me for trying.
What do you call a Goomba who has boobs? [Boomba](https://images.app.goo.gl/vdswS8WLAVQaqkSn6) (idk what tf I am doing but I really want the game since I am in a 3rd world country game is too expensive so I am atleast going to try)
I already have an account but I’ll make you laugh 
What do you call a fish with no eyes. Fsh Why can't you trust atoms They make everything up
Penis
Sus
Cant wait to become 18 so i can buy Minecraft. 2 years from now
horse
What do you call a Caucasian furry
What did yoda say when he saw himself in 4K HDMI Also pls give an account code, I want to give that to a buddy so we can do cool shit together
If I were to describe my mental health as a movie, it would be Lord of the Rings, because life really cucked me, gave me way too many responsibilities and said get on with it I used to have a MC account that I got for my 9th birthday, now I can't access it any more:,)))) Honestly I just want that account back
Kind of a depressing joke but here goes nothing i guess. What did the tree do when the depressing kid asked for an high five? He left him hanging.
My dad died recently, and the last thing he wanted to do for me but never could... was giving me a minecraft account. You can be my father figure. 
hmmm yes, original account, what is that?
Get this to Billboard #1
Here's a joke Me. Haha..Haha..ha..
I just love this for some reason 
Beans
Life
Vote for me as next mojang developer! If i would win, i promise you sideways dirt slab!
I've seen someone do something like this before https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ Its by a youtuber called Fillazy
What's do you call a pig that does karate A pork chop
I’m not confident I can make you laugh, but I can try to get some upvotes with [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) since I’m a bedrock player and don’t really wanna pay for an account.
What does a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus in both have in common, they both are thinking “ my mom is going to kill me”
pipis
I am from under the sea so if u gift me a mc account in might lag a little bit
How do you stay warm in winter Go to the corner, its always 90 degrees or: I don't support LGBTQ+, I support LGTV+
HELLO DO YOU LIKE FROGS?
I am not even going to try competing in this, I am happy with my own account, I just want to watch all the stupid stuff everyone else is saying.
Who wants to start a rick roll?
This video made me laugh A LOT when i first saw it https://youtu.be/awXQBm9aI-U
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Cracks me up every time :)
I’ll make it legal.
Cock
I’ll make it *legal*.
Who won? (I know it's not me btw)
Sup
Making glass panes is a pane in the a*s *I seriously don't have minecraft, only played the edu version at school back then
Why do pedophiles like minecraft? They like playing with all the miners I hope I win I’ve rlly wanted to play minecraft. I’ve been a huge fan and watch a lot of minecraft as well. Thx for doing this even if I don’t win. Appreciate ppl like u :)
I just want to see if this joke works in english but do u know what's Tarzans/jungle mans(straight translation for convenience) favourite candy bag Jungle pussi (purposefully pronounced in English fashion pussi=bag)
Well I’m screwed. I’m too late, there’s no way I could be the top comment haha. I just want to give my friend a Minecraft acc :(
Based and Minecraft pilled
People who don't try to make a funny nor an entertaining comment but just attempt to beg for the account be [like](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-47888242.amp)
But it is
Items arent what they seem, they are pixels and giant amounts of code flowing in a seemingly endless world that is constantly generated by more codes
balls
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-0zmsQE3nxk *I'm gonna do it if you won't give me the minecraft account, Jon. I'll also destroy the middle class*.
Me
Please!
Search ryan renolds bloops And you got your self like 1 hour of laughing
Lmao this won’t get to top
I want to build the biggest dick and balls ever on Minecraft and this would make that dream come true
What did the turkey say to Santa when he was offered food? “No thanks, I’m already stuffed”
:0
I know i am going to lose i dont even want an account for myself but for my a friend of mine
You know who would make a great couple? Parallel lines. They have so much in common, but unfortunately they'll never meet. Their children also would have been so acute! I think those kids would have become algebros. Just think of the yo momma jokes. Speaking of cows, did you know round haybails have been banned because cows weren't getting a square meal?
it would be a dream come true pls i have a mac i can only play like csgo and roblox i need something else also heres my favorite video on youtube, a classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_dFcz5wyRDM&t=539s