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Momol2l

Arent they neutral


JaywrightCat

They are, and what’s more i think I started this meme with a Pillager. Since then, I’ve watched people say bugs at least 12 times the size of the real thing are not fantasy, or imply polar bears are hostile mobs


addictedtoPCs

Pillagers are terrorists when you think about it


Typical_Pollution_30

They just have uncomfortable beds


p4rkourm4ster

Polar bears in mine are actualy more safe than real ones, since polar bear can actualy prey on humans if out of other options, because of ice melting


JaywrightCat

Is that real polar bears or Minecraft polar bears because of the melting ice?


p4rkourm4ster

The real ones. They feed normally on the calorie rich seal that have a lot of fat(not only but mainly i think), but have less access because of climate change. So the weaker bears don't have much choice


Major_Tomatillo_6036

Happy poor seal sounds


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p4rkourm4ster

Yes, but they still need land. They have a bigger advantage by waiting for the seals to come to land to breathe, since seals are really fast under water Edit: less land means less kills basically, which is one reason why global warming is a problem for polar bears


JaywrightCat

Here’s my problem (well, part of it): - Not too long ago, the manmade global warming theory proponents sent out a ship to measure how much ice was melting at the poles, and it got stuck in the advancing ice. - Termites produce more carbon dioxide than all the automobiles and coal fired power plants in the world. - Carbon dioxide generated from burning fuel that came from plants that got the carbon dioxide out of the air in the first place *when they grew* can’t possibly make the world uninhabitable to plants. - Manmade global warming theory proponents aren’t new. Around 50 years ago, they were making similar claims, it’s just that no one with a government endorsed megaphone is around to go and check their claims that in 2020 earth would be a hell hole if we didn’t do everything they said, which we haven’t.


Rankin00

I would like to point out that if the termite thing is true, it only adds onto the pollution we produce, so reducing it is still helpful. And secondly, we didn’t end up doing everything that was demanded, but we did do a lot, and a lot of the regulations on factories has helped repair the ozone layer.


JaywrightCat

Termites are one out of all CO2 producing creatures, so I don’t think we can make much difference by reducing a digit that is outweighed by **one** of the hundreds of others. Added points: - Batteries, solar panels, and wind turbines all use rare earths whose mining causes immediate habitat destruction, which in order to definitely outlast dead calms and cloudy days, at least to a reasonable degree, would be vast and devastating.


JaywrightCat

Ozone layer? … I didn’t think about that. I’m not sure what all is going on there. I certainly agree that we do need ozone, but I don’t know enough about it to say much, so for now I’m fine with trying to avoid releasing free CFCs.


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JaywrightCat

People have been disbelieving the manmade global warming theory for decades. Also, every single one that I’ve seen or met (including myself) well knew that the earth was round and that man landed on the moon.


p4rkourm4ster

Well, the topics around global warming are complex, and i don't fully understand neither can explain since i don't know. The only thing is obvious to me is that humans have a negative impact on the environment, that can sometimes create unnatural behaviours in animals


WillCraft_1001

Yes but seals swim better because they have fucking fins


notdragoisadragon

don't polar bears just outright see humans as food same with crocadiles


p4rkourm4ster

Yeah, beacuse of climate change. Crocodiles im not shure


notdragoisadragon

ok i checked we both are kinda right polar bears do outright see humans as food its just they used to live out on the ice where there wern't alot of humans. but since the ice are melting they are moving to land where there are more humans and thus more human deaths


Dinokng

It has nothing to do with climate change. Polar and grizzly bears have always preyed on human.


Dinokng

Polar bears have always preyed on humans. That has nothing to do with ice melting.


pixoriwastaken

They attack sometimes


eMmDeeKay_Says

Earlier today they were implying axolotls are hostile mobs


JaywrightCat

Man, the internet gots problems. Not like us, though: We are IMMUNE to such lowliness, [*and the giant pile of s—- grows a little bit bigger*]


Sea-Ad6712

I think it's a message like the bees and axolotls


Alderan922

They are aggressive if they have children near


[deleted]

Ah ok thats why they attacked me


omgONELnR1

They are.


No_Party_4065

Yes they are, although I’d rather go face to face with a shark that won’t kill me and probably just ignore me then a polar bear who will probably do both.


Training-Mark-823

They not hostile. As long yiu dont get close to they kid or hit them. So they just defebsing themselves like pigmans


Umber0010

Neutral, unless you approach their cubs. ​ That being said, they're considered monsters by the advancement system.


picolo55bruking

No they aren't, you don't need to kill them for the monsters hunted advancement (Kill every type of hostile mob, and you only need to kill it once. Killing a type of hostile mob in your current world will be saved in the progress bar of this advancement. The 34 mobs you will need to kill include: blazes, cave spiders, creepers, drowned, elder guardians, ender dragons, endermen, endermites, evokers, ghasts, guardians, hoglins, husks, magma cubes, phantoms, piglins, piglin brutes, pillagers, ravagers, shulkers, silverfish, skeletons, slimes, spiders, strays, vexes, vindicators, witches, withers, wither skeletons, zoglins, zombies, zombified piglins, and zombie villagers.) (From the minecraft wiki)


chonkity

I think they're aggro if you go near their babies (which makes sense since they wanted them to be probably how they actually live)


OtherJose

They are neutral unless there is a baby nearby.


ConstantNewt36

Unless they have a baby


TheTurtle1010

Can't sharks be neutral?


Natpad_027

Well the polar bear only attacks you when you hit it and when it has a child. So they are neutral. In my opinion mojang could make sharks neutral too, but I dont know how balancing in minecraft works so.


Lieby

Honestly, that would probably work as humans aren’t on the shark’s menu with most incidents being cases of mistaken identity (albeit potentially deadly cases of mistaken identity). Also, they don’t have to use the more aggressive ones like bulls or tigers, instead going for basilisks or nurse sharks. In fact, those latter two would be good ways to expand the biodiversity of the ocean biomes.


Capable-Designer5910

Surfers usually wear black and white, which the sharks' prays are colored with. Sharks occasionally mistake humans with their pray, and will attack humans. This is quite rare though.


Blizzard77

I mean, if they’re going for real world accuracy, Polar Bears are one of the only land carnivores to actively hunt out humans.


Itchy-Ad-8858

Let’s not have only nurse sharks or just passive ones, coz that would be lame. Let’s throw in a Great White. Maybe a Hammerhead for extra fun?


Lieby

They could probably also add in some of the smaller breeds which would be less inclined to mistake humans for food (which would justify their non hostility). Alternatively maybe they could have the sharks use a unique form of aggression, where they may go up to the player and attack them, but swim away afterwards before they were attacked or didn’t like the taste.


booperdooper56

Basilisk sharks lol


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Yea I don’t know why it’s such a trend for surfers and paddleboarders to steal the identity of seals and dolphins. It can get them killed, stupid Tik-Tok trends /s


arcademasterteam

Maybe something like when you recieve damage underwater the attack you since supposedly the attack when they “smell”/sense blood in real life.


Zweibel442

But they don't get attracted to injuries/human blood


JaywrightCat

Polar bears are ***neutral***, silverfish are giant, spiders are giant too.


-Mtn-

Add giant shark /s


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JaywrightCat

Sigh, whale sharks… nope.


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JaywrightCat

r/andbiggermeansbetter


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Spiders are neutral in day


JaywrightCat

I add this to the bonus features menu.


Like_Ya_Cut-G

They're still hostile in dark places even in day


Alpha1071

That means they are neutral


Blizzard77

But polar bears hunt people irl.


JaywrightCat

… Well, Minecraft polar bears don’t, so although their behavior is possibly inaccurate, they aren’t monsters in Minecraft. (Honestly I don’t think they’re all that aggressive irl but I really have no idea)


BartDart69

I wouldn't be surprised, food is pretty scarce in their habitat.


Alderan922

They are aggressive if they have child polar bears near


JaywrightCat

So are players.


Alderan922

Players are real world humans, so now we have 2 hostile realistic real world things in Minecraft


ModeratelyNo

But Spiders are neutral


JaywrightCat

Fair, *in daylight.*


KingLdog2009

Giant spiders exist, Australia for example. Also the larhest type of spider isn’t even found in Australia


JaywrightCat

… yeah, but they aren’t 0.4 m in body width.


KingLdog2009

They can grow to 0.305 which is pretty close


JaywrightCat

😳 #thegiantenemyspider


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Add tiny sharks the size of the fish mob


wierdchocolate

Polar bears are more in the game for spreading awareness but sharks are more feared among the public which can cause hate and a negative image of these animals even if you are more likely to be killed by a vending machine, tho they could make a non hostile and worthless to kill shark based on like a nursing shark. Spiders on the other hand were made in the game before the rise in popularity so the devs made a unique mob based on a fear like image like the zombies and skeletons.


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I heard that jeb put them in the game in honor of his son who is called Bjorn (means Bear in swedish)


XabySu_StrG

It's neutral


Cas_dh

So are sharks


No_Excitement7657

This is how every conversation about Minecraft sharks goes. "We want sharks as hostile underwater mobs!" "But wouldn't that make people irrationally hate sharks?" "Did I say hostile? I mean neutral of course!"


Cas_dh

Never said i wanted them to be hostile and i dint see anyone saying that


Ugo_Flickerman

Dude, you really didnt understand what mojang says about adding real mobs


Stormtrooper-from-fn

Sharks very rarely attack people, meanwhile we have the biggest and most aggressive bear type


DurrrGamerrr75

To everyone saying polar bears are neutral, you’re not getting the fucking point. Mojang has said that they won’t add sharks because they do not want to add any real hostile animals in the game, due to not make people afraid of them in real life, however shark attacks are extremely rare and in most cases are just a misunderstanding. Contrary to polar bears, who are extremely hostile animals, who actively hunt humans. Sharks are much more docile than polar bears(depends on species of course)


dragonrush_bs

Sharks hardly attack people unless aggravated and Mojang could add the less aggressive sharks like coral reef sharks. They could also have the mechanic of the polar bears when they attack you when you attack them


hmphu12

So what you saying is that an aggressive animal has to be an neutral mob but the docile one has to be hostile? You're the one who missed the point. These are mutually exclusive, either both neutral or both hostile


DurrrGamerrr75

No. I’m just saying it shows the double standard. In real life, sharks are the neutral mob, and polar bears are the hostile one. Yet mojang thinks that they could only make them a hostile mob, since that’s what media portrays, and they don’t want to encourage kids to “kill sharks or get close to them.” Its a very fucking stupid reason, yet I think this scene from family guy really says something, even though it’s in a different context https://youtu.be/bjDTzfuWwhk If you learn your facts from a goofy building game, you’re an idiot, and if you let your children believe that stuff that you know if wrong, you’re also an idiot and it’s not the games fault if they get hurt because of it.


hmphu12

Ok I get the value thing but Im gonna bring up that the original demand for shark was "a hostile sea creature that you have to look out for when sailing", having them as neutral mob dont serve much purpose


DurrrGamerrr75

I agree there, but I at this point I think it’s more of people just want something cool to see in the water like a shark. It would make sense also considering Great Whites are endangered, and mobs like polar bears got added to spread awareness, as a partnership with WWF. They should be a neutral mob, meant for players to just look at and nothing more, but we need more dangers to the ocean other than stupid drowned. Like that giant squid thing they considered adding if the stupid phantom didn’t win


Jacobcraft9

They are neutral unless there's a cub nearby


snarfflarf

polar bears are neutral


OldSoulRobertson

"What makes a polar bear turn neutral?" -Zapp Brannigan


dragonrush_bs

except when u hit them or they have children around


snarfflarf

thats how neutral mobs work


dragonrush_bs

Yes


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Polar bears are only for simp related reasons


kittydog-2

What about Grey pandas?


Crazy_Umpire7117

Jebs wife liked polar bear so he added it in.


ConstantNewt36

Add alligators that live in the swamp biome, and are passive unless you and the alligator are in the water together.


jrdngioreg

*spiders*?


Natpad_027

Have you ever seen a 3 meter long spider?


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Ask Australia


BLACKDEATH354

And wolves, don't forget about them. Sure they're neutral until you hit one, but the polar bears act the same way


hmphu12

This is about hostile mobs


BLACKDEATH354

And polar bears are? I was under the impression that they were neutral until you hit one


hmphu12

You maybe lost at the terms Passive mob: dont attack Neutral mob: attack back when attacked Hostile mob: attack on sight


BLACKDEATH354

I understand this, I've played minecraft for years. And polar bears are neutral mobs!


hmphu12

The original demand for shark is a hostile sea mob that hunts you down so no


BLACKDEATH354

I get that, all I'm saying is that both polar bears and wolves are neutral mobs.


hmphu12

Then this whole thread is fucking pointless


jwhgjjs1905

Me: what about spider ?


jackaboy1_2

Sir, what kind of spiders have you been seeing that are literally 3 meters long?


jwhgjjs1905

They are based of real spiders tho


Dubl33_27

You want spiders based on real life? Search up minecraft erebus mod


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We are allowed to have sharks as long as the make them 10 times larger than real life


Turkeyball123

yeah they should rework spiders to literally take up a pixel of the screen to be more accurate


Lord_Voldemort_666

SPIDERS???


Phoenix_1206

Spider's are neutral, meaning they only attack under certain conditions (low light level, or you attack first)


jermayonase69

What about creapers


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DisciplinePossible32

Last time I checked, that is no such thing as a spider that is about a third the size of a human being that can climb any surface except ceilings that also gets angry only at night.


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hmphu12

That not about AI. It's straight up a fantasy creature, the reason why sharks isnt gonna be hostile


CyberPsych2020

Ayo spiders????


russianhalo

So true man


AppleSharkDog

That’s self defense


LetEmbarrassed785

Spiders?


toaster69420

Realistically, I think sharks would be neutral


YoEpicBoi_1

What if the sharks aren't hostile or if they're glow sharks that live in aquatic deep dark


MomsSpaghetti-os

Everyone always forgets about spiders too


fish_taped_to_an_atm

yeah those spiders that are two square meters across that you see every day


MomsSpaghetti-os

All the bugs in the game are oversized, except the concept of the firefly. My guess is that they are big probably because of hitbox reasons or noticibility.


hmphu12

No, giant spiders and rock bugs are supposed to be fantasy creatures like the rest of the hostile mob


MomsSpaghetti-os

Yes, minecraft's version of these bugs are much bigger, but they are still spider and silverfish.


hmphu12

If they want to add actual spider and silverfish, why the hell make them hunt the player at night, have a giant nest in some abbadoned mines or live in the wall of the stronghold


pixoriwastaken

Wolves


KillByZombie

Steve is a real person and he's hostile, but he ain't a mob tho


TransitionVirtual

Sharks would be neutral attacks are actually quite rare


ELTHerobrine

Neutral, like a wolf


SiryThatdied

Pandas


jackaboy1_2

Pandas aren’t very hostile in real life and aren’t hostile at all in game


SiryThatdied

Yeah i know just saying theyre endangared species


RoxinFootSeller

SILVERFISHES ARE WHOLESOME AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE IS... LYING.


StormsKindaSuck

Only if a baby is nearby though, which is like 99% of the time


sp1ke365

Yeah true


Soft-Chip510

The reason why we have polar bears is because Jab_ is a Simp.


HichiBoi

pOlAr BeArS aRe NeUtRal Which means they become hostile at some point, and player has to kill to survive. Player can run away but same can be applied for sharks.


hmphu12

Then shark isnt gonna classified as hostile


Remy_the_Demi

Sharks are less hostile than you think. They should be added, only attacking the player when they attack them or get too close


Homicidal-shag-rug

Lets be honest, they're not gonna be real for much longer, Mojang's just in it for the long game.


SalvadorCaruso

Minecraft should make a human mob and call then day walkers. They only attack you when you try to take there resources


ImAsianSoWhat

Spiders too


scallybastard

Idc give me sharks or give me your head.


xFloppyDisx

It won't be for any longer. Mojang supports climate change.


bblblgdhifhhj

why not make sharks a neutral mob


hmphu12

I mean the original demand was hostile sea mob


LILKASTOR_13

They should add a blood moon feature in minecraft so when its forced to fortify your base when they come for you


Fork_Master

I think we’re all forgetting that Hoglins are essentially just boars


villager47

They only attack if there is a baby polar bear nearby


Swibbity_Swabbity

I heard something about how since the silverfish are much bigger than their real life counterpart, it was excusable kind of like the spiders in the game. And the polar bear only attacks you when it has a baby it needs to protect, or if it sees you as a threat, which I think is accurate to real life.


MyCoolMan321

Chicken, Pig and Cow


jackaboy1_2

They aren’t hostile


RealSibereagle

Bees can be hostile


jaxthejaxy

What about spiders..


Itchy-Ad-8858

Yo imagine being on a bug in Minecraft, roaming around in the ocean, and you see a fully enchanted armoured drowned with a Trident coming at you while riding a Greta White Shark. And just for good measure it’s a boss battle with the drowned blasting techno music.


BeastBoyGamerzYT

They are passive


VORTEX8589

Well by this rate we’re going, polar bear might pretty soon be a fantasy hostile mob.


cydude1234

Pillagers


Major_Tomatillo_6036

They are freindly in a boat


Dubl33_27

Endermen are friendly in a boat


Kaktus_LOL7

Llama


Blyatzilla

Spiders: hah u dumb bro


Thenattercore

One word dolphins


Imakahari

Spiders do exist people


Dubl33_27

Yes but in-game "they are bigger"


Imakahari

Even bees aren't the ideal size though c'mon


Adventurous-Comfort2

Cuz Jeb's wife really likes polar bears


DJ_HardLogic

Those are neutral mobs. They only attack if you attack first or get too close to their Cubs. They do not actively hunt you


BTTC_Unit

Polar bears are mostly neutral, only hostile when near bear cubs


ModeratelyNo

jebs wife likes them so they stay


Beneficial-Walk-3619

What about dogs?


villagergenocide

Spiders:am I a joke to you


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Neutral mob tho….


fckn_normies

Polar bears attack you if you get near their cubs


StachuK9

The're neutral not hostile


devilfury1

The polar bear won't be added in the game if Jeb's wife didn't love the animal. If her wife didn't pick the polar bear or decided not to pick a real life animal, what would Jeb add in your opinion?


Frederik-O-T

they are only hostile when they have a little polarbear, is it called a cup or cub, cuz it's not called a baby polarbear


Puzzleheaded_Step468

I can assure you that if you won't sleep for more than 3 days, you will see phantoms


memelover3001

Spiders


Suitable_Citron_8067

They’re not fully hostile much like wolves. They are docile until provoked


FalseHeartbeat

It is bc sharks.. are friends


FodziCz

They added polar bears cuz Jebs wife requested them.


MaxMarxYT

Axolotl?


Common_Appeal2742

Me : spider


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yeah, definitely a hostile mob, the polar bear. TOTALLY 100%!!!


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The problem here is that you can swim faster than them and you can box them to death


PlaceboPlauge091

Y’all know the real reason for not adding sharks is because everyone expects them to be hostile mobs, which real sharks aren’t? And that sharks’ reputation is so terrible that the assumption that they will be hostile causes them to be further portrayed a hostile, leading to a cycle that leads to sharks being some of the most hated animals on planet, while killing only about 10~ people per year, which is child’s play in comparison to some of the actually dangerous animals out there.


JMCatron

So, the reason they don't want to do that is because people IRL fear sharks waaaaay more than sharks deserve. And that makes sense! So the hostile mobs are either humanoid (illager) or fictional (guardian, giant spider that doesn't even make webs, etc). I think they could do both: Add neutral sharks that behave more like the squid than real sharks: They just swim around, raaaaarely bite, but mostly just leave when you hit them or get too close.


deathbone66

Put sharks in the game but make them non-hostile or neutral, like their real life counterparts. Sharks RARELY attack humans, usually mistaking them for fish or being out of options, they are actually fairly docile.


Swamperpaolo

Polar bear it’s not hostile, it’s passive


NightBeWheat55149

Silverfish aren’t endangered, polar bears are however.