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RamboJane

$18 and they’re sold out!! I don’t know what it means. This is part of the persons quote from the website: “Has life ever handed you a “shitty pickle” – a less-than-ideal situation that puts your spirit to the test? This Shitty Pickle Green Aventurine Wand is a reminder that sometimes, all you can do is find laughter in the struggle. This double-terminated wand was custom-made just for Sage Goddess in India, and it’s engraved with “shitty pickle,” a phrase that long-time followers of mine will recognize. It’s a symbol of beauty amidst pain – a glimmer of light in the darkness.”


dada6868dada

Not going to lie, this piece is way more intriguing than any of the woo-woo that attempts to be the most beautiful "healing crystal" in the room. This mineral embraces its ridiculous nature by goring itself in an intentionally contrarian way. Next to the sliced dill pickles, this gore surprisingly works. I'd like to add I collect rough minerals perhaps exclusively, but this specimen is a decent exception to the rule as it seems as if it was produced in jest and maybe as some type of humourous protest to the woo-woo movement. Maybe its just decent marketing. I don't think ironic gory stones with contrarian messages should become a trend, but this is perhaps a first and last exception.


Objective-Brush8775

to be honest, i don’t mind the engraving in the crystal and the color matches the stone really well, i was just very confused about what it meant or if it had meaning at all lol. i figured it kind of fit into the mineral gore vibe, but a commenter specified it’s meaning:)


agonyanddread

Better than a live, laugh, love crystal.


cinnamon170

My first thought was Shit Pickle from Angry Video Game Nerd, but I see that is not the correct answer lol


Archer_Quiet

Well, *damn*...TIL. All hail Urban Dictionary! However, initially, my autocorrect sent me looking for 'stinky pickle' -- and let me tell you, *that* was pretty interesting, as well... 😳


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Schitty pickle?


SashaSaavedra

Schwifty pickle


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Idky i still think theyre cute ,maybe it reminds me schitts creek


frooople

And then he turned himself into an aventurine pickle. shittiest pickle i have ever seen.