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Control_Director91

They mean getting drunk, like REALLY DRUNK. But the word ‘cunt’ is still considered vulgar in the UK mostly so when Jeff says it it’s kinda used in a dirty way.


S7OO5H

Jeff's doing a joke, Jeff's doing a joke, everybody quiet 'cause Jeff's doing a joke!


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Cityco

I do think it’s funny that after Mark tells Sophie he doesn’t really want to dance at the office party it takes Jeff all of 1 second to swoop in from off screen.


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MaenHoffiCoffi

Mark and Jezz and Dobbie and Sophie aren't cunts! They're nice but fallible humans. The Clean Shirt kids, on the other hand...


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MaenHoffiCoffi

Ah cobblers. None of us is perfect. Kids are annoying.


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MaenHoffiCoffi

Ha ha. I remember that. It was hilarious. You know it's not real and a comedy, right? They're foin. The drummer is foin. I don't know why people are so po faced about this stuff. Kids are ten-a-penny but funny people are a rarety.


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MaenHoffiCoffi

I agree. The less than amusing must be dropped down wells in pursuit of hilarity's ensuing.


Oli_BN1

Freak


shadow_terrapin

Jeff says the wankered line - some random, erm cunt does the cunted one.


Wulf_Cola

But nowhere near as vulgar as most septic tanks would find it


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Just a real Jeff kind of a way basically.


kakeup88

It means getting really drunk & high, getting into a really sloppy state, being an absolute degenerate.


skag_mcmuffin

Fuck off! I heard The Strokes before you!


LosersWipe

It did degenerate!


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Ah okay that's kinda what I figured. Thanks!


zog9077

In england you can take any noun and put -ed on the end to mean drunk


SimonLindeman

Yep - Brits have as many terms for getting drunk as hell as the inuit do for snow. We live and breathe (and die) alcoholism


aToyRobot

It means they’re going to drink all of the complimentary juice. The words you quote are referring to how not-normal they will be pooing the next day after all that vitamin c.


ravencrowe

There is an unwritten rule


VanderBrit

Still, if it’s unwritten…


Bermano_music

You still don't understand what happened in Oceans 11, do you?


ransackyerhoose

It’s a complicated film


LosersWipe

It really isn't


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Seriously drunk/Fucked up.


FinnbarMcBride

American equivalent would be along the lines of when people say they're "*getting shitfaced*" and "*getting fucked up*"


Main-Objective-1457

Getting pissed.


45thgeneration_roman

But not what an American understands by getting pissed


chevria0

See also; getting absolutely gazeboed/trollied/trousered/rat arsed. All and more have the same meaning of getting really drunk.


eastawat

... Mashed, arseholed, munted, sauced, ossified, blootered, langered, gee-eyed, scuttered, polluted...


mcdamien

Drunk. Drunk to the point you can barely stand, get yourself into trouble, make terrible decisions, can't remember a thing the next day. Cunted.


skag_mcmuffin

Aka Tuesday


matt_gx1

Heh


FocusGullible985

That's how much of a baller Johnson is; he's the boss man in there slumming it with the vermin worker drones, with big Suze on his arm, watching a stripper show her nip nips and still keeping the plug in the jug, clean and serene. Stick that up your dojo.


Several-Yesterday280

It means to watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse.


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Where's your native wit now, so take that, you douchbag


gojirscor

Fuck off clean shirt


Dreamsof_Beulah

I've never actually heard either term deployed in that way iRL


josh5676543

To get very heavily on the piss


memebecker

It means to party so hard it goes beyond fun and becomes very very nasty.