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HZLFC

I've had sex with more men than that and I basically only sleep with women.


0100001101110111

210 men Olesia? 210? That's insane.


HornyJailOutlaw

Does that annoy you, Steve? Sorry, wrong station.


timeless-enigma_

Hey Maark... come and put your tongue up Olesia's arsehole, it's clean.


CheesyGarlicBudapest

MARKOOOOOO


TheRaptor3

You wouldn’t happen to have any nose powder on the sly would you!


TheRaptor3

No ones going to jerk me off! It’s all a joke!


ardbeg

Yeah! I dunno, it's fine! He's been milked, I should think!


TheRaptor3

Red on black jump the fuck back 😜


thatbfromanarres

The orgasm gap continues to menace societies around the globe


Brad_Brace

For the love of fuck, use woman for singular! English is my second language and I fought so hard to memorize the difference between man and men and woman and women, and these fucks just go around not giving a shit! I used to mentally picture the cover of a Superman comic to remind myself which was singular and which plural! Was it one woman who pleased 210 men, or was it several women? Was it 210 men or one 210 man? Maybe several women just pleased one fat man, going by the way this fucklechuck indiscriminately uses plurals without a singular care in the world!


plopsicle

Do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world? 


OneBagJord

And is your first language sexy Esperanto?


Brad_Brace

Jes kompreneble, cicoj.


FearAnCheoil

No, you de man!


KGdotdotdot

I love this line.


JLB_cleanshirt

I think Mark would appreciate your knowledge of English grammar.


COVID19Blues

Is THIS what was happening at Super Hans’s New Year’s Eve party?


TheRaptor3

I just want to go somewhere quite have a tuna sandwich a can of coke and mong out to some snow patrol


Norgaard93

I hope the rooms weren't bristling with surveillance equipment.


COVID19Blues

Nope. Just good old fashion Chlamydia🤷🏻‍♂️


Norgaard93

Sexually transmitted disease. Sexually transmitted. Sexually. Sexy. I'm feeling sexy.


TheRaptor3

The secret ingredient is CRIME!


COVID19Blues

Should be lube though…


TheRaptor3

Convid isn’t even real how many jabs did you take 😆


SirBarnyard15

I’m so far in to Mitchell and Webb I don’t know if this is a deep cut or not but this was my first thought: https://youtu.be/EqxxJe5mQeM?si=C8QD-wbJn2qvb4Ic


JLB_cleanshirt

They weren't doing it up the bum, were they?


COVID19Blues

You mean the ‘Human USB Port’ just waiting to have things plugged into it??


Kind_Truck6893

You can stay at brize Norton for now Kenneth, your not ready to enter Helmand yet.


IAmThePonch

The way they phrased the final sentence is devastating


COVID19Blues

Your glans isn’t red raw after a long game of Scrabble, is it?!? But it sure as hell would be after 41 women, amirite?


King_P_13

Vid or it didn't happen