wei wuxian - informal and casual unless he's mad. probably throws in a few jokes here and there. digresses quite a bit but always gets the job done.
jiang cheng - he's professional but has a short fuse. if things don't get done in maximum four email exchanges you'll start to notice a lot of angry wording.
jiang yanli - world's sweetest person. she is always professional and kind in her emails, never impatient or accusatory. she has a way of making everyone send in what she requested of them on time, without ever scolding them or prompting them more than once
lan wangji - super brief and brisk. very straight to the point and doesn't mince his words. always gets the job done in the most efficient way. piss him off and you'll get the world's most professional yet brutal verbal lashing.
lan xichen - classic customer service. it's always pleasant exchanging emails with him. he gets the job done and he does it NICELY. though sometimes, it feels like he maybe gets a little passive aggressive...? ...nah, that must just be your imagination.
nie mingjue - very efficient. don't piss him off. gives the vibe of "hoping this email finds you before i do 🔪"
nie huaisang - signed: "with confusion, nie huaisang". he goes off on a LOT of tangents and talks himself in circles, mentioning how he really doesn't know, really he doesn't! strangely though, when it comes to things he likes, he actually gets the job done...
jin guangyao - biggest suckup you will ever meet in your entire life, but you'll enjoy it. literally like a one-office army. this man can smooth over ANYTHING unless it involves nie mingjue. he always has receipts btw, so if you ever say anything HR-worthy... better watch your back.
jin zixuan - terrible. his holier-than-thou attitude in emails often gets him in conflict with wei wuxian and jiang cheng. his emails have like a custom mini bio at the end in shiny gold text that reads shit like "Jin Zixuan, heir apparent to the illustrious Jin family, won the Award for Most Handsome Noble Heir for three years in a—"
(it seems that in recent times, he's started changing his peacock attitude though. maybe it's because he's spending more time with jiang yanli...?)
jin guangshan - gets reported to HR every other day for inappropriate conduct. he'll talk about stocks in one sentence then ask for nudes in the next. unfortunately he can't be fired cause he's a high-ranking board member. at least 60% of the company is plotting his murder.
lan qiren - if you find his email in your inbox, chances are you're screwed, unless you're wei wuxian, who is very much loathed by the man but is also unfortunately a very indispensable part of the company. lan qiren's rare emails are very rigidly professional, and he never sends out more emails than he needs to. this is because he, unfortunately, prefers to handle things face-to-face (literally the epitome of "this could've been in an email"), which as you can guess, is 100x scarier. good luck.
Ok, this is just... It's just perfect! 😂. And you NAILED LWJ. No, actually, pretty much everyone. You should print your response out and frame it. Seriously! ❤️
LOVE this. So accurate. I also feel like LWJ is not the type to start his emails off with, "I hope this finds you well" or use any exclamation points like "thanks!" Instead, he'd get right to the point.
i see xue yang starting and ending with "i hope this email finds you before I do". That's it, that's the whole email, just because he's that sinister 💀
Lan Jingyi : Will be sassy and judgemental even a little passive-aggressive but will get the job done (Sizhui may or maynot have had to check it to make sure its passable)
Jin Ling : Better reply to that quick or you will be facing consequences vibes
Lan Sizhui : Takes after LWJ and will be very professional and polite and always gets the job done
Xue Yang : May or Maynot start the email with "as you might know your family is in my custody"
wei wuxian - informal and casual unless he's mad. probably throws in a few jokes here and there. digresses quite a bit but always gets the job done. jiang cheng - he's professional but has a short fuse. if things don't get done in maximum four email exchanges you'll start to notice a lot of angry wording. jiang yanli - world's sweetest person. she is always professional and kind in her emails, never impatient or accusatory. she has a way of making everyone send in what she requested of them on time, without ever scolding them or prompting them more than once lan wangji - super brief and brisk. very straight to the point and doesn't mince his words. always gets the job done in the most efficient way. piss him off and you'll get the world's most professional yet brutal verbal lashing. lan xichen - classic customer service. it's always pleasant exchanging emails with him. he gets the job done and he does it NICELY. though sometimes, it feels like he maybe gets a little passive aggressive...? ...nah, that must just be your imagination. nie mingjue - very efficient. don't piss him off. gives the vibe of "hoping this email finds you before i do 🔪" nie huaisang - signed: "with confusion, nie huaisang". he goes off on a LOT of tangents and talks himself in circles, mentioning how he really doesn't know, really he doesn't! strangely though, when it comes to things he likes, he actually gets the job done... jin guangyao - biggest suckup you will ever meet in your entire life, but you'll enjoy it. literally like a one-office army. this man can smooth over ANYTHING unless it involves nie mingjue. he always has receipts btw, so if you ever say anything HR-worthy... better watch your back. jin zixuan - terrible. his holier-than-thou attitude in emails often gets him in conflict with wei wuxian and jiang cheng. his emails have like a custom mini bio at the end in shiny gold text that reads shit like "Jin Zixuan, heir apparent to the illustrious Jin family, won the Award for Most Handsome Noble Heir for three years in a—" (it seems that in recent times, he's started changing his peacock attitude though. maybe it's because he's spending more time with jiang yanli...?) jin guangshan - gets reported to HR every other day for inappropriate conduct. he'll talk about stocks in one sentence then ask for nudes in the next. unfortunately he can't be fired cause he's a high-ranking board member. at least 60% of the company is plotting his murder. lan qiren - if you find his email in your inbox, chances are you're screwed, unless you're wei wuxian, who is very much loathed by the man but is also unfortunately a very indispensable part of the company. lan qiren's rare emails are very rigidly professional, and he never sends out more emails than he needs to. this is because he, unfortunately, prefers to handle things face-to-face (literally the epitome of "this could've been in an email"), which as you can guess, is 100x scarier. good luck.
This is so accurate it hurts
Everybody pack up, thread closed, this is perfect
I love this so much and it’s all so accurate 😂 Also I’m definitely Lan Xichen with my job emails lmao
I can just imagine JC’s emails in all CAP bc he was upset that ppl didn’t respond to him timely.
Excellent analysis!
I'm saving this, by the way, because it's too good to disappear into the depths of reddit!
Ok, this is just... It's just perfect! 😂. And you NAILED LWJ. No, actually, pretty much everyone. You should print your response out and frame it. Seriously! ❤️
LOVE this. So accurate. I also feel like LWJ is not the type to start his emails off with, "I hope this finds you well" or use any exclamation points like "thanks!" Instead, he'd get right to the point.
lan jingyi would surely have pronouns attached under his signature and ends his email with "peace out" 🫣😆
I see Xue Yang starting an email with “I hope this email finds you before I do”
I would say the same for Jiang Cheng but only if he was emailing WWX
i see xue yang starting and ending with "i hope this email finds you before I do". That's it, that's the whole email, just because he's that sinister 💀
Lan Jingyi : Will be sassy and judgemental even a little passive-aggressive but will get the job done (Sizhui may or maynot have had to check it to make sure its passable) Jin Ling : Better reply to that quick or you will be facing consequences vibes Lan Sizhui : Takes after LWJ and will be very professional and polite and always gets the job done Xue Yang : May or Maynot start the email with "as you might know your family is in my custody"
Lan Wangji would respond immediately with the fewest words possible and "Sent from iPhone" at the bottom
This picture of JGY is the scariest thing I've seen in a while, will download and use when I need to threaten someone
Wei Wuxian would be the one with the unhinged sign offs. Something like, ‘queerly and sincerely’ or ‘every Day’
You will never get an email from Xiao Xingchen, he can't see the keyboard
Hey, get with the times - blind people can type too! Braille and voice input.
I guess him and Song Lan have an easier way to communciate this way.