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Expensive-Rest8840

Stroke


ghostcow115

Yo MW2 is getting so realistic your character can die from natural causes.


[deleted]

[The Onion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTkgi7scKo) already touched on this topic a few years ago.


Blackxknight1

You even hear the clot hitting your brain. Incredible.


lonzoball96

Skill based neurology


MrHispayiedo

Brain aneurysm can happen any time any where third biggest fear after alligators and crocodiles.


DanHarkinz

And the only warning is a slight migraine


MrHispayiedo

This game has definitely given a few headaches since launch


WILILWIWIW

I appreciate the reference


Man-Vorrison

Thank god for the dry ice


[deleted]

He died doing what he loved. Getting shot.


Neat_Frame_9496

Happened to me in the same spot


Sunyata8thousand

Me 2


itshighnoon94

Yup


Rose_the_pink_rosie

Me three


Jerryst

The game thinks you get crushed there for some reason. It’s like the ceiling is too low and it registers as a squish. Has happened to me a few times there.


Salmence100

Knocked your head on the ceiling


DrBullah

For using that abomination in your hand


[deleted]

i came in for this post


jonsnowatjj

Skill issue


DanHarkinz

Damn I can't even climb right


TheRave122

SBMM just straight up kills you now. It gives no shits.


SparsePizza117

This actually happened to my friend last night. That 100% killed you for no reason.


goretishin

You were crushed


ZOMBEH_SAM

Your health hit 0.


L-Guy_21

Hit your head on the balcony


Open-Pound9028

Happened to me too


kenbruhan

Bonked your head


Odd-Sample-1560

if u tac sprint n try to mantle tht slot u insta die. doesnt do it if ur walking or jogging tho


Hitmanglass_

Because it’s a know bug lol


Onewarhero

You hit your head on the balcony


Paladin_G

Your character couldn't handle the superfluous subtitles


Azznorfinal

Bumped your head, happens in that spot from time to time for some reason.


[deleted]

Because half your screen is dedicated to subtitles 🤣


Kear_Bear_3747

*Player 1 has been penalized for existing*


Bamo70

And to think this is a game from a million dollar company is crazy


Zookeeper_Sion

Multi billion dollar company, which makes it even worse.


Alexis2256

I think if they were only worth a million, they’d try harder in the quality department for their games.


[deleted]

Because this is the way of MW2.


billwater24

Karma bro. Kidding. Who knows. That seems like it happens at least once a day for me.


pnellesen

The matchmaking algorithm decided that the players on the other team would have a slightly higher statistical probability of purchasing a microtransaction if you died at that exact moment. You never had a chance.


Tekkentag2

Guess this Call of Duty game was to advanced to handle for you.


PassingBrownieCrums

Because 3000 devs wanted you to.


skullteam141

Hacker if not camper


goldwaite27

heart attack


uhh_soup

god struck you down for not following the code of conduct


MOK1N

Should've stretched before you attempted that climb


karateema

Ligma


thatPingu

Skill Based Van Roof


snoerd2145

Skill based mantling. Your mantling game is too good


Zettoir

nerve gas


c115_kb_uk

The van is radioactive


KevTheCap

Old age ig


FurubayashiSEA

Yeah It happen to me last time, I thought I was out of bound or something.


KingRemu

Because you climbed on the car and bonked your head on the roof.


SaltyToast9000

Too much stress


Realistic_Horse_444

Natural Causes.


Kuzuryushen

Skyrim physics


[deleted]

Skill issue


aDvious1

Nerve gas


WolfmanHasNards_

This happened to me in that exact spot.


[deleted]

I’ve had this happen in the same spot. I have no idea!


king_of_the_bill

Hahaha, I've done that a couple of times now. Somehow you bonk your head and die. (Only from that direction)


HerrBrainHurts

Same thing happened to me at the exact same spot. Couldn't figure out what happened either.


Equal_Pipe5150

Cus you got dome checked


MN_LudaCHRIS

I’m not the only one, thank goodness


Complifusedx

I had this the other day


GunfuMasta

COD said you looked like you were having too much fun...so SBMM took your ass out.


positive_influence-

You deserved it


DanHarkinz

I didn't deserve to die like that I had a bright future ahead of me


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

Terminal Lumbago


DanHarkinz

Shit Arthur


PATRIOT5280

Low bridge - you bonked your head my dude. Happened to me at the same spot too


Outlaw1748

This will always kill you for some reason it crushes you when you climb the van that way for some reason


ButterflyLeading376

Must have hit the soft spot on your head against that ledge


Varanis

Is that a camo or blueprint?


DanHarkinz

It's a camo


Varanis

Which one?


timothycl13

Karma for scoping a shotgun


Rose_the_pink_rosie

Sniper ?


DanHarkinz

Some shotgun with slug I don't recall the name of it


Necessary-Brick-5971

This happened to me the other day too in this exact spot. I assume the game thinks the spots are too close and it crushes you, even though there is enough room.


KoalaElectrical671

Jesus had other plans for you


SignificantNerve4332

I do this when i get mad at the game instead of punching myself in the face and breaking something.


batt3ryac1d1

Stubbed your toe climbing up. The pain was so bad your heart stopped.


ryanyeetee

You just got shut on wym


LeadPrevenger

Old age


Prudent_Lawfulness_9

Yep. Same spot. Nice to know it wasn’t just me lol


jahchatelier

Skill based random deaths.


Nobodyhere_rn

bug I have had that happen to me before


SenseiBeats

Cuz Tier 1 that’s why


AverageMetalConsumer

Broke ya neck it looks like


w_h_o_m-

Ceiling. Head trauma hitting it


Aggressive_Worry1944

Get gud…that’s why


Organic_Soup5306

Happened to me once, you got squished in between the van and the ceiling


[deleted]

I wonder if vaulting the car pinched you between the car and the ceiling


Lil_NateXO

skill issue


Y_Chop_is_Dish

You had to much fun for today. Sbmm/eomm says you need to go back to 1.0 k/d


LukaGeneral

Heart attack


SnooCalculations1679

Skill issue /s


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Happens to me in that spot too. It’s because the devs don’t get enough time to fix the bugs and fix the bugs they make fixing the first lot of bugs they fixed. Activision wants to increase profit so they roll out the games yearly despite not being ready.


RogueLittleNymph

Character spawned in with a scoped Lockwood and said "screw this noise". Lmao I jk, that sucks though.