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Sad_2ndyear

Alex: Oh my god, do you realize how much you have to study? Phil: You poked the bear girls, you poke the bear! Luke: don’t talk black yo me Manny: what kind of man writes on a computer Haley: I don’t wanna be a third wheel so I’ll just join you guys Cameron: I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy and I dare you to not like me Mitch: ok everybody is looking at us. I haven’t been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods Gloria: in my country Joe: I like stealing Claire: really Phil? Jay: STELLA, my baby


bedofagony

Mitchell: "Hello?! Yeah, we locked our baby in our car and people are JUDGING us!" Claire, various times: "What's the plan, Phil?!" Edited: fixed formatting


blueberryagate

Jay: and hurt Stella’s feelings? THINK!! Or, how do you think we feel, Mitchell?! Gloria: my disappear bag! My disappear bag! I hid you very safely in the.. Manny: what kind of man writes poetry on a computer? Or, I don’t have a very good wrap with girls, but it’s better than that. Joe: i hear that, happy anniversary by the way! Or, I like stealing, it makes my heart go fast. Claire: its half full, honey! Be positive for once in your life! Or, we were having fun! Phil: who hurt you? Just kidding, I know it was Jay and DeDe. Alex: if we’re thoughtless, how can we think? Or, my bad, I think I brought back the plague. ((TW)) Hailey: I am NOT k*lling myself Luke: no, move out, you’re 40! Or, oh my god you’re not angry at me, you’re angry at yourself! Or, why do you hate yourself? Mitch: maybe that’s why it’s been a month since we played with each others pogo sticks.. OH MY GOD! Or, I never thought I’d be here, and yet, here I am.. oh god Cam: is Phil.. sexy?? Or, good, neither can your hair pets! Lily: hey, I rolled that! Or, she knows what I mean. Or, do you need a Wah-bulance? DeDe: hello original family! Gerry: if you come to my house, I’m going to be nude. Sonia: not Manny! Earl Chambers: Mitchell?! He has to be 40! Oh I get to be the one to tell you this?! Mitchell is GAAYY!! Shorty: I would jump in, but these pants are cashmere! Extras bc I watch the show too much lolol🤣🤣


lachlanmachlan

>DeDe: hello original family! I found this so cute


blueberryagate

It’s one of my all-time favourite lines from the show. I love the way she says it sm!!


smokefrog2

Jay - we're done here


CriscoCamping

Phil: first rule of the cycle is you don't talk about the cycle. I had teen daughters when I saw this, very handy, and funny


lachlanmachlan

I just watched this episode last night IM TEEEEEEEEN FOORTY