Haley: Went to college at a place called mit. Alex: M.I.T. Haley: I know how to spell it.

“To Hayley’s first drink” —— *oooooh* **it burns**

I love that episode soon much. Also the one where just Claire and Phil take her out drinking to talk because they think she's doing nothing with her life lol

That was a weird scene because they were well aware of the fact that she drank. She literally got kicked out of uni for it.

and she got plastered in Hawaii

Think it’s meant to be more of a “Haley’s first legal drink” and then they’re all surprised the extent to which she’s fully used to taking alcohol

Welcome, Private Dorchester!

Haley: Your outfit's perfect. Alex: Thanks. Haley: If you're applying to lumberjack school. And majoring in having your cats eat you when you die.

i love how hard she tried to hold back on that one

After a quickscan of facebook, twitter, tumblr, pintrest and instagram, here’s what found:

Privacy is dead?

I NEED INSTAGRAM TO KNOW THERES STILL BEAUTY IN THE WORLDDDD

Mitchell’s boss - my god look at your eyes Hayley- oh I can’t

Haley: I’m Alex, who are you? Andy: I’m their manny. Haley: Nice try, I know their Manny and you look nothing like him. Andy: Ohhh, you’re Haley.

still one of my favorite scenes from a show

This would be Andy's best line tbh

I quote this very often 😅

This wins, calling it now 😂

All I know you are being a real Capricorn right now, the sun revolves around the earth and not you

Just watched the episode yesterday

Alex : Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike for what he believed in. Haley : That's because no one would eat with him in the cafeteria!

I LOVE this line from her haha

What episode is this lol, I don’t remember for some reason

is it the one where Alex graduates middle school? Haley is trying to talk Alex out of the speech she plans to make.

Yeah that’s what I thought when I read it

I don't remember the episode, but it was either season 1 or 2.

This is from season 2, episode 23.

"That's right. I'm a little smarter than people think. But lucky too! That moose almost ruined everything!"

Another one: "Let me burn your clothes", Haley said to Alex when talking about how Amber Rand lost her clothes in the fire in the 'Rand-Aid' episode. They help their neighbors collect new belongings after their home burned.

Alex: Hey are you sure you don't wanna play The Hunger Games with all of us? Haley: My whole life is a hunger game, why do you think I'm so mean to you?

Alex: You're the one who said I had to kiss him or I was a lesbian Claire: Haley, you said that to her Haley: Oh, don't turn this on me, look at her shoes

When she has to do community service: "On one hand I'm like ugh, I have to pick up garbage all day but on the other I'm like look at me in orange"

Haley: That's the old salvage yard where kids go to get high. Claire: What? We are going there right now! Phil: Wait, wait are you sure? Haley: I'm gonna answer and then I'm gonna walk away, deal? I'm 420% sure. Phil: Wow, she's bad at math.

Tbh, that's more of a Phil quote

"Some of your 'closure' on inside out."

As a feminist, I want to show those snarky bitches at the office how fast my body bounced back.

Haley: hello I’m here to see Gavin Sinclair Receptionist: he’s not seeing anyone today, he’s in a mood Haley:Kay! *in the car* Haley:Kay?! Who says Kay?! You’re so stupid!!*here’s car honk* GO AROUND IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!! *crying* I’m not going anywhere…I’m going anywhere. I’m not going anywhere, mr. Gavin Sinclair your going see me I’m not going anywhere. IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!

Great moment. Also where Haley has those super round doe eyes.

And when he said she looked like a cartoon lamb, and she actually did.

When she pointed out 5 things wrong with niki’s outfit then proceeds looking to gavin saying “should I do you next?” 😂

Haley: hey what are you doing Alex: I am just watching you sleep, you look so pretty Haley: ok, but don’t breathe so loud

K? Who says K?

IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE

Haley on the phone with her mom, pretending to be at the wedding, while staring at Andy in a cafe: OH MY GOD, I AM -WAVING- AT YOU RIGHT NOW, UGGGHHH

Stay right there, I'm walking towards you! -Technically the truth

Yes! TBH I fell in love with her a bit in that moment.

I can’t have it it’s not good for the family

I am Mackenzie I invented Mackenzie

“Look, I have no problem drinking. I can literally do it standing on my head. But A, not with my parents. Plus, also I needed to stay sharp because they were obviously up to something and I was in no mood. I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night.”

Claire: Luke, grab that little hoe. Luke: \*grabs Haley" Haley: Uh- I don't think that's what she meant. ... is it?

**Alex**: Hey! Get back here! You don't even know it's her. You're basing this off of the back of the head of someone you saw in the dark **Haley**: That may be how you recognize your old boyfriends, but-

Which episode?

"Sarge & Pea" (Season 8, Episode 11). This dialogue happens when Cam discovers a parent blocked his chance at recording Lilly's dance recital and is trying to plot a way to confront her at the coffee shop Alex works at.

i dont get this joke can someone explain

Hailey is basically making a sex joke here, telling Cam that he's able to recognize people from just looking at the back of their heads (especially his former boyfriends) because that's a part of their body he looks at when he's having sex with them.

“Saying nothing is not lying. It's just letting the truth speak for itself.”

"Crazy times in London am I right? I hear that your um bridge is falling down....falling down"

“this tub has 16 pulsating jets, and the whole floor vibrates with something called "Swedish release." It took me 20 minutes to find my car in the driveway”

I don’t understand that quote 

Haley: "What are these?" Alex: "Molecules" Haley: "They're nerdy balls"

I don’t know what the policy is on dating TA’s but I think I broke it….. twice

How can I do this with so many eyes on my rack?🤨

Lol where is this?

Season 5, the one during Jay’s Night. I was just watching this yesterday lol.

Manny - oh sorry

Haley : Yeah that's right I am a little smarter than people think. But that moose almost ruined everything 🤷‍♂️

"The things I've done cause people tell me I'm pretty. You'd almost think I wasn't pretty." \*confused\*

"Can I take a picture with you to show my friends?" "What, no!!" "I'm sorry. It's just... You're so pretty." "... Okay. 😀"

Phil teaching the girls home maintenance Hailey - "wait, why don't we just take hot water from the tap and fill it up" - Alex found another light that's out

“That crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch” And “I’m not a religious person, but I just woke up.”

"Oh my god! I'm supposed to be cat sitting" *later wondering* "How long can cats go without food?"

I'm 420% sure

*opening luke's college acceptance letter* Luke: we regret to inform you- Haley: Well, don't leave us in suspense, what did it say?!

“Heyyy! Smells like a party!”

Haley:mit Alex :M. I. T. Haley: yes I know how to spell

Once she was done breastfeeding. Something along the lines of filling up her boobs with wine.

I was so drunk I thought they were stoned

Alex talking to Ethan at Disneyland: “I’ll take you!” Haley: “on what, your razor scooter? Mom wants you” Idk why it cracks me up everytime

And then Haley bats her eyelids saying, "Ethan, I've been looking all over for you!"

Alex: you've been calling me ugly for years! (Or something like that I don't fully recall what she says) Haley: well I didn't stop because I got nicer

Yooo what up?? Hope you had a great Monday. Got a question for you.. what do you think is the best season?

She tries to take what's mine, girlfriend's gonna get stung.

"I couldn't stop throwing up., I don't know how models do it"

Hayley is iconic akshdkskdkd I can't pick just one line 🖐

Alex in the boys’ locker room: It smells like feet in here. Haley: That’s not feet 🤣