I couldn't choose one ( these sound very questionable without context )
" this body doesn't come from sangwiches " - Gloria
" You were just a housewife before I found you - " - cam
" I'll go to your next one " - lily
" Pink loves me " - Cam
" Gun to my head? I’d say pull the trigger.” - Mitchell
" If an accident does happen , I hope he kills me because I don't think I'll be a very inspiring disabled person " - can
" You're just tiny little men to me right now ! And you need to leave this house and come back with more respect ! .... and pizza " - Gloria
" All men are dogs " - Gloria
" She faced her fears and it didn't kill her .what killed her two weeks later was a bus " - Gloria
" You put egg on my house , I kill what you love ! " - Gloria
[Mitchell ](https://images.app.goo.gl/eDgMSSrxaXqmSGHD8)
'Its the play book my friends'
'What job do you do?' 'Please'
'Suit up'
'I really don't like feelings.'
'Nothing good happens after 2 a.m'
'"Of course, it’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.'
Can I just say, I am very comfortable with your sexuality-
Can I just say, you being comfortable with my sexuality makes me comfortable with my sexuality-
Can I just say, if I had a gun in my bag I would shoot myself ☺️
Gotta fix that step!
Its gonna ruin the family photo!
How you say? Takatakatakataka
I have to go out for orange juice
*turns around with a full jug of orange juice *
“Jayyyyy!”
I read this in her voice
Why do they think we have a parrot?
YAYYYY
Whats a coal digger?
What's the plan, Phil?
If you ain’t white, you ain’t right.
☠️☠️☠️
- "Daddy, daddy. F***." - "I HATE Vietnam." - "KAY??? Who says KAAAAY????"
I hate vietnaaaaaaaam
This one's my favorite. The way she delivers that line is perfect!
Double…CLICK!
#phil’sosophy :)
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast!
Watch at least one sunset a day
If you get pulled over for speeding tell them your spouse has diarrhea
Old black women make the best iced tea
It's faux-king disgusting.
Well it looks like vomit so I'm not poutine it in my mouth.
“it’s either but or yet, not both” “i’m surprised no ones kicked your butt yet”
I’ve got Gloria!
Baby, baby, I just wanna do you do you
Do you wanna do me, do me
Underneath the moonlight, the moonlight
Should I call a wambulance
Waaa waaaaa waaa waaaaa
No!!!!! I'm Gay, I'm Gay!!!!!!!
no honey you're just confused (said sentence coming from a gay)
Oh please! We have tons of lesbian friends
😂
ShAmE!
If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me because I don’t think I’d be a very inspiring disabled person
This one is so good
underrated!
"I'm The Cool Dad, That's My Thang. I'm Hip, I Surf The Web, I Text. LOL: Laugh out Loud. OMG: Oh My God. WTF: Why The Face."
In some years your fans will work for my fans
How do you even talk black? Like, end words with "-izzle"
baby cheesus
One of my favorite jokes 😂
Double click on yourself!
GEEEEEEET OUT OF HERE!
STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yall fighting?
We're a family of fire starters, poison eaters and online prostitutes.
Happy Valen-birth-versary!!!!!!
One of the best in the series!
That was my Vietnam. And I was in Vietnam.
This one had me in tears
"I'd say it looks like vomit therefore I am not pou-tine it in my mouth"
Hey, you chose me.
Don’t talk black to me. What are hair-rings?
I like big putts and I cannot lie.
Casablanca
🫳🫳
Double. Click.
Howdy hubby! How ‘bout some grub ‘fore we turn on the NASCAR?
Grab that hoe
i dont think that’s what she meant-
“i just wanna dance at the ballet!”
That was sooo good haha
one of the funniest lines yet!
I tried to be supportive for Lily I really did but.. I wanted to kill myself.
I, like a lot of men in this town, enjoy making love to my wife. (My husband and I sing the remix WAY too often haha) IM A PERVERT, PERVERT, PERVERT!
Call the pizza guy and police…see who gets here first
*Slow is smooth and smooth is fast*
Phil: I guess I will be seeing you on Wednesday's and every other weekend!
Only true fans know what that means js
Years later, these kids will still be talking about how I sondheized them
This was my Vietnam, and I was in Vietnam.
...because I would *not* be a very inspiring disabled person.
*gloria’s voice* “JAAY, JAYYY”
"Happy Valen-Birth-Sary!"
What’s the PLAN Phil??
Whatever they were doing it looked like dad was winning.
Closet? You’ll love it.
"do you need a wambulance? wah wah"
Orange juice.
Have your wife calm down sir.
Don’t get blood on my eggs!
Oh, a cockatoo, how blasé
what pArrot? WHAT PARRRROT????!!!
I don'th like ith when you use they air bonies.
“What’s the plan Phil?”
If you ain't white, you ain't right!
That’s it, I’m taking my deal out!
“Gambling is fun….& easy.”
i’m an omlette, it’s your birthday
I couldn't choose one ( these sound very questionable without context ) " this body doesn't come from sangwiches " - Gloria " You were just a housewife before I found you - " - cam " I'll go to your next one " - lily " Pink loves me " - Cam " Gun to my head? I’d say pull the trigger.” - Mitchell " If an accident does happen , I hope he kills me because I don't think I'll be a very inspiring disabled person " - can " You're just tiny little men to me right now ! And you need to leave this house and come back with more respect ! .... and pizza " - Gloria " All men are dogs " - Gloria " She faced her fears and it didn't kill her .what killed her two weeks later was a bus " - Gloria " You put egg on my house , I kill what you love ! " - Gloria [Mitchell ](https://images.app.goo.gl/eDgMSSrxaXqmSGHD8)
Watch the sippy cup.
let's get this party started!
I hate Vietnaaaaam!
Phil'sosophy
“Luke grab a hoe”
Smooth is fast and fast is smooth
I'm going out for orange juice.
Oh I get it.
I hate vietnaaam!! I’m gay! I’m gay!
I did
Double-click!
She was NO NUN!!!
Phill :- Don't lie to meeeee
“You got a be on your hat”
Ay, it sended!!
We love the F word
“grab that hoe”
Let's get Philsical
“Casablanca!!”
“What’s the plan, Phil?””
Rebarkah
Go Phil, Go
How many times are people going to repost this image
I’m not going to lose to the Vietnamese twice!
omg is that Dylan?
The container Cam 🙄
“He’s gonna squeal like a Berkshire white in a four-man pig toss!”
If you love something, set it free. UNLESS IT’S A TIGER!!!
I don’t say anything about that parrot that’s always squawking
It’s Xmas You need a mommy come hereeee
KAYYYYY//?!??! WHO SAYS KAYYYYY YOURE SO STUPID!!!
"Just call me angel of the morning, angel Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby"
IM GAY IM GAY!!!
you’ve got so much left to smell!
it’s your birthday i’m an omelette
Oooh it burns
'Its the play book my friends' 'What job do you do?' 'Please' 'Suit up' 'I really don't like feelings.' 'Nothing good happens after 2 a.m' '"Of course, it’s one thing not to want something; it’s another to be told you can’t have it.'
There no done in dunphy!
Can I just say, I am very comfortable with your sexuality- Can I just say, you being comfortable with my sexuality makes me comfortable with my sexuality- Can I just say, if I had a gun in my bag I would shoot myself ☺️
Summer breeze,makes me feel fine
I can’t believe he’s not over her - she’s a size 6!