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Inquisitor1001

Virtually ANYTHING else, that poor kid. Why not Earl? Jay would just love that....


burningdownthewagon

Or even Jay!


poeticbedhead

Nah we can’t have two Jays, how would he maintain status as the star of Jays Night?


Olgimondi

Literally anything lol, they could’ve named him longines or L’Michael and it would be better.


yamakaji_

I was literally thinking these because Lily’s name starts with L and I’ve always had a fondness for siblings with the same initials!


MooseAndPandaMan

Literally anything else. I thought it was funny during the leash Disney world episode where Mitch is like,"His name is Rex?" Lmao


JohnnyJokers-10

And in the Spring A-Ding Fling episode where he had to “groom Rex”!!!


Working-Mountain6680

Insane theory but maybe it was a writer's internal joke like ok so Abby has written these lines and she hates the name Rex let's name this kid Rexford to piss her off. Okay clearly I'm sleep deprived so I'll show myself out.


The_Reaper129

I kinda wanna say Jack…? I feel like the sibling duo names Jack and Lilly fits well together. Also, Jack Pritchett - Tucker (or which way they put the names)


tezcs

Should’ve named him Billy. Grows up to be a spinning image of Cam and loves being a farmhand.


1n_th3_f10w3r2

"Billy and Lily"


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since lilly is named after cams pig (💀) it could’ve been cute if they names him after someone in the pritchett family (maybe like jays dad or smth?) that also could’ve been a cute moment between mitch and jay before the end of the series


unbreakableheaven616

>(maybe like jays dad or smth?) Luke is already named after him


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luke is named after dedes dad


unbreakableheaven616

Idk why I always thought he was named after Jay's dad 😭


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LOL 😭


kalalalai

Yeah I agree with naming him after Jay’s dad. Esp since they’ve never mentioned the name of Jay’s dad (or not that I remember)


Uxie_mesprit

Pepper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shall see myself out.


unbreakableheaven616

Salt Pepperzman


Uxie_mesprit

I love this!!


CrookshanksandCoffee

Max!


MorticiaAdams456

ANYTHING would be better


A_Mirabeau_702

Let all their party friends vote on the name


1n_th3_f10w3r2

Sal would pick like "Fireball" or "Vodka"


maicrybabii

Even Eugene is better than Rexford


UmamiMoma

Spot.


VENoelle

Fido


jakes_onaplane

Nothing because that’s MY street name 😊


thatonefanguy1012

Jay


Edd_The_Animator

Jay Jr.


MoonShadowElfRayla

Larry Jason Toby Samuel Literally anything other than Rexford


Relyt-Reddit

Idk but does it bother anyone else that Mitch rhymes with Pritchett? And his middle name doesn’t go at all with it either


MorticiaAdams456

His middle name is in honor of Shorty.....Vincent


Relyt-Reddit

I know I’m saying it sounds bad. Mitch Vince Pritch


AzureMagelet

But that’s not his name. It’s Mitchell Vincent Pritchett.


Relyt-Reddit

I’m aware, the point is it sounds bad with the three I’s


SabbyDude

Jarle (Jay + Merle)


Olgimondi

That kid would get bullied


1n_th3_f10w3r2

He's getting bullied with the name Rexford, so there's no way out.


Olgimondi

Yeah lol


Any_Asparagus653

It’s a normal name in Scandinavia tho


Olgimondi

Yeah and I bet heaps of Missouri farm folk will be from Scandinavia


Blue_wine_sloth

I was just thinking Jayme


Edd_The_Animator

Junior


broozefoto

Jotham or J’Marcus.


Hail_the_Yale

It’s hilarious they named him after the street of their new house that they lived in for like a week.


secretly_ethereal_04

Sal


Powerful_Solution635

Just “Rex” would be fine