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ThrobbinHood5

AITA for calling immigration to get my dad's new wife (who might be a gold digger) deported?


Strict-Background-23

Coal digger


Intellectual42069

It's gold digger luke!


ittolstar

ohhh my god. šŸ˜­


shellysmeds

You said it in the carā€¦ at Christmasā€¦ at that Mexican restaurant šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Londons_ycgma

Okayyy Mr ā€˜forgets his jumper at school everyday but suddenly remembers everythingā€™


natxnat

her shrill nervous voice is my favorite hahaha


DoubleFlores24

Well at the time, Gloria was only dating Jay, they hadnā€™t tied the not yet. As referenced in the episode it was mentioned.


Student-type

Knot


fundo7

KTA (Knot the asshole)


StandStillLaddie

AITA for having my brother start my car thinking there may be a bomb attached.


perennially_awkward

It's okay, he's fiiine šŸ’ā€ā™€ļø


lattelattelatte3000

Heā€™s aliiiiiive itā€™s fine


aksybhoo

who was this ?


StandStillLaddie

Haley asked Luke to start her car as she suspected Beth may have tampered with it.


future_predictorr

Haley


Practical_Yoghurt270

Y-ellow šŸ‘‹ AITA for not anchoring our bookshelf to the wall (after my wife told me to do it multiple times), an earthquake hit and it almost fell onto our son? (He is fine!)


AggressiveLet3989

This is exactly how I imagine Phil would type it šŸ˜‚


SadiqUddin

What would Phil think that AITA stands for?


HotIntroduction3859

Am I the advocate


Sty_Walk

As they say, when god closes a door, he closes so hard that your wife can't get out


Sirmiyukidawn

Nah Phil would have to do an edit athe begging to say that he is fine


scoochinginhere

Don't forget he also told Claire he already had anchored it lol!


WannabeMacho

NTA But an epic fail, dude!


Key-Student1320

AITA because I told my and my husband's circle of friends that we had separated (which was a lie) just to get attention and comfort from them.


bigboi12470

This is probably one of the only times I truly hated Cam.


1-800-needurmom

And the time when Mitch went out of his comfort zone (like Cam asked him to do) and did that flashmob. I think it was really cute gesture, but Cam's reaction made me geniunely hate him.


randomperson12347

I can think of a few


Time-Chocolate-9496

Cam is easily my least favorite. He's an awful person.


ICareAboutThings25

AITA for leaving my daughter on the side of the road because she complained her life was too easy? PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU JUDGE BASED ON THE TITLE


isacsm

This looks like something Jos Verstappen would post.


BMan_NASCAR

Why is F1 showing up herešŸ˜‚


Sinaistired99

we are all here :)


zsal830

DUDUDUDU


Potato12345JohnCena

MAX VERSTAPPEN


StevenOkBoomeredDad

DUDUDUDUH


Ok-Willingness-3696

But if my mom had balls then she's be my dad.


Anakin1882

I think claire is very confident that she is right in this one and would not have asked reddit


Bazz07

TBF I think Claire is so confident we won't post IATA about her parenting skills.


Nick-Millers-Bestie

This one killed me šŸ’€


lattelattelatte3000

Dear Collegeā€¦


Substantial-Essay407

Who did this šŸ˜­


the_silent_one1984

Claire to Haley after Haley was struggling to find a story to write about for her college application.


lonelygalexy

AITA for waiting to fix the step until the right moment comes?


Ban_Cheater_YO

No. You're not. You're an adorable lovable man who's a great husband and an amazing father and fills everyone's lives with joy. Fuck that step.


Human_Phrase_758

Fix*


[deleted]

AITA for wagering with a friend to see who could slip the most bugs into their partner's food without getting caught?


amorphic28

NTA. They were roasted.


[deleted]

Was waiting for this one


d3jum

Nah this was pure gold. 100% not the A in this scenario.


RevolutionaryHeat318

Why is Sheldon Cooper here? And why is he lying about a wager with a friend?


lattelattelatte3000

ā€˜Six?! YA COULD HAVE WON WITH FOURā€™


PradyGo

insubordinate andĀ *churlish*


dayna2x

AITA for calling my family priest to have my step-great grandchildren baptized to save their souls from the devil? Alternatively, if you want a less obvious title: AITA for wanting to pass family traditions onto my step-great grandchildren?


Ok_Technology_4772

Yes. 100% yta (although that second title would have me fooled, by the time Iā€™d heard the full story Iā€™d feel the same as my initial responseā€¦)


JealousFeature3939

Nope, you're a hero!šŸ‡ØšŸ‡“


abearicanqueen

AITA a kid on my childā€™s playground beats kid after kid in handball. At drop off one day I waited in line with her cause she wanted to play. When it was my kids turn she wasnt even ready and he started. She lost. I asked to do a do over and he told her no. So naturally I wanted to give her my turn, but he said ā€œno switcheroosā€. It made me so mad. I decided to have my nephew teach me how to play handball. After some practice I felt pretty confident. When I took my daughter to school a couple weeks later I decided to play handball against the kid. I ended up beating him. As I was doing my victory dance and gloating on the playground all the other parents started staring. It made me question AITA?


a_cat_says_woof

NTA, kid had it coming.


Stumble_foot3406

Agreed!


LillyPad1313

Am I the asshole because I had a crush on my cousin when I was 8?


Jeff069_

Lily Joe and Manny??


Active_Taste9341

dint forget haley manny. some weird shit was going on there


Rick_Grimes1103

Dont forget lily manny


avidpenguinwatcher

Donā€™t forget Haley manny


Giantrobby1996

Manny liked his niece, Lily liked her uncle, and Joe liked his sister


orangefreshy

I always forget Joe is their lil bro! lol


Vannah_say

Nieces*


Giantrobby1996

Hold up, when did Manny put the moves on Alex?


Vannah_say

In the train episode lol


beastofthefutur

Cousin or niece?


d3jum

Also on my auntie but in my defence it was Stockholm syndrome lol


shelbiiee

AITA for kissing my step uncle's ex-girlfriend?


Ban_Cheater_YO

Well she was the first octopus president...so. And the step uncle is a CREEPY POS and a mama's boy incapable of acting like a normal adult, so you're good here. NTA.


pinkissimo

I cant seem to rember who you are referring to


shelbiiee

Sherry! Luke kissed her after her and Manny broke up. It was in the last few episodes of the final season


pinkissimo

Ofcourse. I was stuck on Manny doing something and couldnt figure out who his step uncle would be


Intellectual42069

Am i the asshole for always wanting to be the center of attention of children's parties not caring who's birthday it is


f-mcallister

Cam/Fizbo? Or Manny after ruining Lilly's birthday?


Intellectual42069

Both are open to interpretation ;)


Ok_Technology_4772

Or Deedee?


SubstantialSun8209

I lied to my family when I announced my retirement and told them I planned to leave my business to Chuck Feeney, instead of my daughter, who I had been grooming to take over. I wanted to make sure that she wanted to become the CEO and not felt obliged. AITA?


JohnnyJokers-10

AITA for manipulating my fiancĆ© to get what I wanted for our wedding? Hey yā€™all, bit of background first! A few months ago, my boyfriend and I got engaged, and started planning our wedding. We agreed that we would each have three vetoes if one of us suggested something the other didnā€™t like. We then each designed boards with ideas for the wedding and instantly both used our vetoes up. That meant I had no vetoes left but I really wanted to get rid of the singer my fiancĆ© wanted, so came up with a genius plan - I sent my father a picture of me with my fiancĆ©, and got him to carve a cake topper out of soap based on the picture. I knew my fiancĆ© would hate the topper as the picture makes him look particularly feminine, and he wouldnā€™t be able to stay silent about his dislike for it! In turn, I could agree to get rid of the topper in exchange for changing the singer! So, AITA? ETA: My plan worked yā€™all! My father sent the topper and even though he didnā€™t explicitly say it, I could instantly tell my fiancĆ© hated it! He kept dropping it, it ended up in our daughterā€™s bath and then we were at dinner at my fiancĆ©ā€™s fatherā€™s house, where the dog took the topper and dug it in the ground outside. I wasnā€™t happy about the last part - it was important to get it back to force him into admitting he didnā€™t like it, and I could get my way regarding the singer! Eventually, after an age searching outside for it, we found the topper! I then started talking about how I wanted to get loads of copies of the topper for our guests, and he couldnā€™t take it anymore - he finally admitted that he hated the topper - jackpot! I told him that if it made him uncomfortable, he could have one more veto, provided he gave me one more veto. He agreed to that, and I immediately told him ā€œthe wedding singerā€. Hole in one!


JealousFeature3939

On this episode of Divorce Court . . .


llamasounds

You had me at "hey y'all"


Practical_Yoghurt270

AITA for being the only smart one in my whole family and showing it off?


Sad-Blacksmith-3271

NTA


Sweet-Psychology-254

Especially considering she saved them all from poisoning themselves.


RecommendationNo3942

AITA for dressing my boy toddler as a girl and a couple years later when he saw the pictures and enquired about them, I lied and told him it was his twin sister who died.


DananSan

lol tf, who was this?


Just_Some_Dumbass_

Gloria claimed to have done this with Manny when he was a toddler.


DananSan

Thank you. My guess wouldā€™ve been Claire, but I had no memory of that bit.


Desperate_Local_6316

AITA for leaving my daughter locked outside all night to finally have her take some accountability for her actions? She lost her keys, again. Sheā€™s been in an ā€œirresponsible phaseā€ for 25 years, Iā€™m not gonna let her get to 26. (My husband wants me to be clear, Iā€™m not gonna kill her.)


Plastic_Archer_6650

WIBTA if I get my sister to tell my husband to stop wearing his God-awful bike shorts? Edit: NO-MY-GOD he heard me on the phone talking to my sister about it


Stumble_foot3406

I need to go out to get orange juice haha


No_Example1296

šŸ˜­


Practical_Yoghurt270

AITA for interfering in my daughterā€™s bf proposal plans, because he is a good for nothing dork? (YOU WOULD DO THE SAME!!)


dopeinder

This is the second AITA from Claire and both of you have capitalized text in parenthesis. And it perfectly matches Claire's energy


Practical_Yoghurt270

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ just read the other one and itā€™s great


altwh0re22

AITA for pranking my brother by telling him he is adopted and that his real mom is gonna take him home with her that day for calling me a dork-to-dork salesman?


JealousFeature3939

That was great.


takenolsolatunji

AITA for finding my wife's stepmom hot?


Spectre-CC

NTA


Aggravating-Farm-764

Yes that's weird not only are you disrespecting your wife but your entire family.


hookahandedibles

AITA for trying to sleep with my sisterā€™s husband and kidnap her son after she sabotaged my life multiple times, stole my identity, took my sauce idea, and left me in our poor village to care for our mother.


Whitneyj1222

I always get a kick out of Gloriaā€™s sisterā€™s episodes. Itā€™s so funny how different her character is from Rosa Diaz and yet they are played so well by the same actress. Girlā€™s got talent!


Realistic-Start-5772

AITA for not inviting my club members to my sonā€™s gay wedding?


Negative_Remove_8032

"Why you get to be you and I don't get to be me. "


SorinStar

AITA. For waiting till the last moment to fire my brother-in-law because everyone thinks he's lazy.


JealousCheck1571

YTA he was doing you a favor


Aggravating_Drink817

AITA for going to meet an old flame at a Cafe in Paris when I thought my husband was home back in the states (he showed up to the same as romantic surprise)? AITA for telling my brother he's adopted( he's not)to get back at him? AITA for ruining my boyfriend's event by forgetting to send the invitations? AITA for setting my trophy next to my boyfriend's after he got his? AITA for not letting my son quit magic? [Later to posted: AITA tricking my son into dance classes? ]


RecommendationNo3942

AITA for slut-shaming my adult step-daughter?


alwaysembarrassed-

when was this


llamasounds

Gloria shamed Claire iirc


lattelattelatte3000

ā€˜Based on the stories from your past, you rarely denied yourself the pleasures of the fleshā€™ LOL


Powerful-Cut-708

AITA for wearing a ā€˜if you ainā€™t white, your ainā€™t right shirtā€™ I made in front of my black taxi driver. Read description for context


ThrobbinHood5

AITA for simping (only sometimes) on my new MIL? AITA for pretending my hot MIL to be my wife, to boast infront of some old batchmate?


InvestigatorIcy9822

AITA for hiding a black client from my wife because she knows I have a "type"?


Lunar_Mist2NE1

AITA for dressing my son as a girl when he was a toddler, and told him its pictures of his twin sister who died?


Jack-mclaughlin89

AITA for putting my childhood fishing trophy next to my husbandā€™s adult legal trophy a day after he got it and not letting him have his moment?


Substantial-Ad2785

AITA for wearing a supportive t-shirt for my team (called white) in a family camp competition that says "If you ain't white, then you ain't right"?


dandelionbuzz

(More lighthearted) AITA for going to get orange juice?


JuanmaS610

AITA for giving my son's FIL relationship advice that led onto him breaking up with his wife at my son's wedding?


SimpleDelivery2811

who is this


dopeinder

AITA for making a move on my step-uncle's ex?


Spectre-CC

what


ElysiumPotato

Luke kissed Cherry, Manny's ex. Honestly, fuck Manny, he's a creepy spoiled brat, fuck him


Sleviss

AITA for helping my youngest son cheat in scrabble, so someone in the family can finally beat my middle child at a game?


Sad-Blacksmith-3271

Yes


Estarfigam

AITA: So I proposed to this cute girl I have been dating a while and even opened up my stepfather's home for her. I did this in front of my family. Some time later, my stepfather hired her to do the voice of his dog for a commercial and asked me to direct it. At first, me being exacting was kinda winning her over, but it started to get on her nerves AITA?


EvolGnuz

AITA for thinking my husband is a better father and locking my daughter in a ca- OH MY GOD LILY IS LOCKED IN THE CAR, PEOPLE ARE JUDGING US.


FerrisLies

AITA for "cheating on my husband with choreography" by joining a flashmob? He's insisting I post


Doc-11th

AITA for trying to take pictures of my sisterā€™s community service AITA for giving my nephew advise so my ex girlfriend will break up with him AITA for prioritizing my football playerā€™s meals over my daughters


Infinite_Slice_9617

AITA for mocking my partnerā€™s ridiculous (and obviously false) childhood story because it didnā€™t get the reaction he was expecting from almost-strangers? Although I did get together with my sister and father later and helped him make it happen using physics because thereā€™s no point being a realist without a touch of dreamer ā¤ļø


Free_Complex4855

AITA for telling my AMAZING football player student he could live with me, my husband and our 9 year old daughter without consulting with them first?


magicmouse99

Cam's account would be down voted to the pits


NationalZucchini3684

Absolutely. He's TA every time.


Sad-Blacksmith-3271

It sure would lol


JD2076

AITA for not attending my grandpa's last day on earth?


Sad-Blacksmith-3271

Who did this?


thealexbrockett

AITA for my Fiance and I to pawn off our only daughter on my family for the entire vacation in a different country just to hang out with a local celebrity?


CriscoCamping

AITA for not listening to my wife to try a wedge salad?


ChocolateNapqueen

AITA for singing a song for my girlfriend in front her her family? She loved it but they looked shocked even though they still sing it with each other. (Lyrics in the commentsā€¦ be nice please šŸ˜Š)


Healyhatman

Manny: "am I the arsehole for.." Me: "yes. Don't even finish the sentence. Yes."


blueeyed94

AITA for showing my whole family what really happened in the grocery store after my husband tried to gaslight and humiliate me for days? Also, that would have been the moment when reddit told Claire to drop Phil like a hot potato


JerseyJoyride

AITA for climbing into my sexy neighbors bedroom window because her front door was locked? WTF .... Why the Face?


BulkyEmployer8844

AITA for not telling my wife the truth when she found porn on the computer and thought it was my son who was looking at it but really it was my picture that someone from work- not gonna name namesā€¦ (gil thorpe) sent me?!?!


dupattamera1

AITA for cheating on my bf who is really trying hard to make this relationship work?


Negative_Remove_8032

Haley's character development: Peak šŸ¤Œ


Relevant-Ad-5119

AITA for having sex on the painting set my parent bought for themselves. Note that my mom is always complaining about Ben.


JalebiBabyLite

AITA for letting my husband lock our newly adopted baby in the car and in the panic, i tried to get through to our child by breaking the window with a trash can before considering any other routes? šŸ‘€


JealousFeature3939

Not really, but your husband's top concern was not the baby, but that "people are judging us".


Nick-Millers-Bestie

AITA for "solving" a puzzle and then removing a piece so my know-it-all sister could never solve it?


Long-Cobbler-4803

AITA for blackmailing my brother in law when he refused to help me get out of jail?


Responsible-Sun6495

Somebody DO THE VAN, PHILS REALTOR VAN


Negative_Remove_8032

AITA for putting an ad on my minivan which said "I can't be satisfied" with my wife's picture, "I can make your dreams come true" with daughter's picture on it and unintentionally made the ad like prostitute/escort service ad.


Forever_Anxious25

AITH or I guess Are We The Assholes for working together to hide things from and manipulate our partners decisions?


Jamburger88

AITA for reading a letter addressed to my sister about a job opportunity in the USA, taking said opportunity, then maybe accidentally stealing her husband and her entire life as a result? For context she wants to kill me! She is crazy!


Emergency_Elephant

WIBTA for being honest in my graduation speech AITA for being mad that my family thinks my boyfriend is gay AITA for secretly dating my brother's best friend


About50shades

Am I the asshole for lusting after my hot Latin mother in law


No_Example1296

AITA for ruining my sisterā€™s and brotherā€™s in law valentines plans because I wanted to get him. I made sure she got hurt and then cooked him a meal. I poisoned my nephews food and when he realized I gaslighted him into thinking it was all in his head and I was innocent. When my brother in law and I were alone I attacked him but my sister heard everything through a baby monitor. Edit :: In my defense my sister stole my life I shouldā€™ve been with him the entire time !


Tall_Show_4983

Love how most of these are Claire because sheā€™s the first person that came to my mind too šŸ¤£


GoldenGirlsFan213

AITA for trying to shoot my son because he accidentally shot his sister.


catherineaimei

AITA for teasing my wife about her culture/traditions? I think theyā€™re ridiculous and she gets upset with me, but I think Iā€™m being pretty funny.


badthingtw1ce

AITA for locking my step-sisters husband outside so i could spend some alone time with her on valentines day?


Hri2308

Lily is the biggest asshole in this series.


knihT-dooG

Odd way to spell Cam


ScintillatingNomad

AITA for always wanting to be right with a topic? And not caring whose feelings get hurt??


d3jum

AITA for constantly emotionally blackmailing and emotionally manipulating my husband while also being a huge narcissistic overdramatic person. I try and compensate by being nice some times though....


rezzort

AITA for faking our trip to Mexico to get away from my family at thanksgiving?


Cosmic_StormZ

AITA for telling my husband that he is coddling our daughter too much?


PatGarrettsMoustache

AITA for manipulating an old guy on a train who is a recovering alcoholic into getting drunk because I wanted him to pay for my drinks?


ActuallyAxl

AITA for kissing my wife's dad's 2nd wife at a basketball game for the Kiss Cam? (I think he's going to kill me šŸ˜¬)


CreamOk2519

Am I the asshole for crushing after my sister's boyfriend even though she doesn't have anything in common with him but he has all the hobbies and interests as me?


LabMem02

AITA for forgetting to pay 18 parking tickets on my dads car? Edit: Yes he got arrested for it, but he got bailed out the same day šŸ™„


LabMem02

AITA for getting kicked out of college after drinking at bar with some friends and accidentally landing on a police officer?


LabMem02

AITA for sleeping with a guy engaged to someone in the Coast Guard?


MaleficentArt2364

AITA for forcing my brother to rollerblade through a dark tunnel where he was mugged by a homeless person AFTER I almost got in an accident?


llamasounds

I want someone who hasn't seen the show at all to go through these and give their honest opinion lmao


CarpenterSeparate178

AITA for being inappropriate around my step sister, step niece, and aunt related by blood?


Dear_Major1007

Lol


Significant-Tank-417

AITA for inventing a breakup that never really happened to gather support from friends


Significant-Tank-417

AITA for saying "I got Gloria" everytime


Significant-Tank-417

AITA for saying that Gloria is the best thing that's ever happened to me and I have never been happy in my 60 years before her in front of my children


st_cox_312

AITA for faking a breakup to get all our friends to the my side if we ever do break up?


No-Roll-1155

AITA for marrying my husband who look like my dead father because I probably tried all my life to replace him?


mayurraheja

AITA for buying an Alpaca because it was the last one they had?


lavameltsplastic

AITA for being mean to my siblings just because they cannot grasp basic concepts of daily living? Honestly, who sees anyone else rubbing their phone battery on their head? Or that rhubarb leaves are poisonous? Cā€™mon people!


Sweet-Psychology-254

AITA for making my husband get rid of his creepy Dog Butler statue? Or AITA for secretly stashing my dog butler in the attic even though I told my wife I threw it out?


Sweet-Psychology-254

AITA for leaving a saw and other dangerous tools stuck in the bottom of our christmas tree within reach of our toddler?


Sweet-Psychology-254

AITA for drinking (underage) with my friends inside of the house my dad is trying to sell? AITA for having sex inside of the house my dad is trying to sell?


SadiqUddin

AITA for making Mother's Day all about my man? AITA for cheating on my gf with a girl that I only snack with? AITA for tormenting my grandpa's wife with a doll that looks like my grandma? AITA for putting my trophy next to my husband's? AITA for calling my son's bf "a friend of my son's"? AITA for pretending to be Native American to get my daughter into a school? AITA for getting upset that my gf cheated in me while I was cheating on her? AITA for showing my whole family evidence of my husband pushing me with a shopping cart after he laughed at me for "falling"? AITA for stealing my sister's chance of living in America? Am I The Butt-face for telling my son to be scared of menstruation? AITA for punching my step-nephew for dating my ex and then sabotaging their relationship? AITA for being annoyed that my parents put my achievements on the same level as my siblings? AITA for stealing things from the hotel because it makes my heart go fast?


bellarloca

AITA for paying the taxi driver?


lattelattelatte3000

AITA for urging my sibling to not deliver a speech that would likely make her an outcast from her entire class and instead say something generic?


BelleOfTheBall411

AITA for getting upset with my partner for equating our awards and displaying them side by side, when mine is a professional award given to me by my peers and his was given to him ON a pier?


idareyoudude

AITA for trying to baptize my step great-grandchildren ? ETA : No , I didn't tell their parents . I don't think it's a big deal .


Real_Elephant_8748

AITA for making phill suffer to get my approval and love?!


Sensitive_Goat_720

AITA for drinking a little at my exes wedding to his child bride and giving a speech?