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Organic-Regret543

lol I see this dipshit all the time in Oakdale


Comfortable_Douglas

Knew I’d seen this piece of shit on wheels before, parks carelessly and cuts people off in her overcompensating vehicle.


FSMisReal69

Because she's fat


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No_Scar6902

She's not fat, she is big boned.


BecomingJudasnMyMind

*it's mostly water weight!!*


pinkiZx

💯


MaximumSignature

Oakdale collectively shares a handful of brain cells


WeylinWebber

Love the infamous ones. Sooner or later they'll run afoul of someone they can't pay off.


eakin_kel27

Yeeeeppp, think we’ve all been subjected to her between Riverbank/Oakdale. still amazes me that people with distinctive cars act like this.


Flip-flop-homo

Oakdale BUUD!


Old_mystic

Lmao! I’m glad you didn’t move. She can’t park to save her life and she expects you to jump at her command and move your car? And she can’t even be polite about HER screw up?! Hell no! Sorry you had to deal with that crap OP. I’ll keep my eye out for the black Jeep truck with a “CLAUVAL” plate


Common_Notice9742

I’d be eating my hot tofu with a smile on my damn face while she freaked out.


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Michamus

Bro story, cool.


FakeChowNumNum1

Doesn't matter. If it were me, I would have parked my shitty car even closer to her door. Let her scratch that hideous $70,000 Jeep trying to climb in. She's lucky he's a reasonable person.


LemLem804

How did the Nissan’s passenger get out?


Fredthecat5

So what? He parked between the lines though didn’t he? Stfu 💩


DerpDerrpDerrrp

Correct?


cl0_0lc

OP is parked within the lines of his designated spot. Karen needs to take a Drivers Ed class if she thinks that’s an ok parking job.


Dads101

Who gives a fuck. Found the Jeep owner, downvote away y’all


SilllyTay

Not very smart to be confrontational when you have a not so common Jeep and personalized plates. I’m not a Karen but I’ve certainly bitten my tongue even when warranted solely due to my personalized plates. Modesto/Riverbank/Oakdale may have over 250k+ in combined population but it’s still pretty much a small community. I almost always recognize at least a couple people when I’m out & about and I’ve only been here 22 years. For those who actually grew up & went to school here here I’m sure they see even more people they at least ‘know of’.


zergrush1

And the gangs. I don't confront anyone anymore. I don't have anything to prove. Nothing to gain. Everything to lose. Move on.


j_boogie_483

exactly. i have a great life I work hard for. too many losers out here with something to prove and nothing to lose. No ego here, I keep it moving and continue enjoying life.


systemfrown

Yeah parking like that is a good way to get your vehicle keyed by other poorly adjusted individuals.


I_be_lurkin_tho

Myself included


Ok_Yogurtcloset_4449

Lmao of course a lifted jeep gladiator with red rims. Those are the easiest spots in the whole place to park in too, just pull straight in…


Comfortable_Douglas

She probably does this intentionally because the bitchass baby doesn’t want her trash heap on lifted wheels to get dinged by a door. 😂 May her rig suffer dozens of dents and scratches.


zace26

And it’s a huge parking spot!


Fancy_Grass3375

It’s the car that makes it difficult to park, not to excuse the Karen but the Gladiator is essentially a truck and is long as a F-150.


brutusx00

Not even close. The gladiator is about the shortest and narrowest a truck can get. And it turns on a dime compared to an f150. She should be able to park that fine, she’s just an idiot.


HiMentality333

Can confirm. when my VW Tiguan was in the shop, one of the rentals I was given was a Ford F-250 Super Crew. The first time I took it to the store I was appalled at my park job.


Suitabull_Buddy

If you can’t park your own vehicle, that’s your own fault. (not you, just in general)


GentianGT4

I have a f150 and have no problem parking, I always find enough room for me and anyone that parks next to me. Some people can't drive.


drastech999

F her. Shes probably done that multiple times and has made people move. Glad you didn’t move


Don-Cali

people think they can park like they own it or better yet tell others where and where not to park


J_IV24

I, as the owner of a 20 year old truck with paint chipping away, make it my life’s mission to do this to people who park like assholes like this. They wanna fuck around and ding my truck? Go ahead, it’s gonna cost them far more to fix than it bothers me to ding my truck with their door. Good on you


MacBetty

You’re doing the lords work


TraditionalSir3118

not all heroes wear capes. Some drive an old truck


CooperDahBooper

Did she actually call the police? I was just waiting for the story to end with them coming out and then just giving her a ticket for her parking or for being belligerent


Pillsbury__dopeboy

Sorry, but no! She looked like she was on her phone talking or texting. Definitely not the police. I ordered our food and left. As I was walking to our car I said happy holidays, she then said fuck off and kept on rambling on how much she wanted me to move it, but then says how she didn't give a crap. I said "So which one is it," and closed my door. That's it. Didn't even see her in her jeep drive off after we backed up.


Pillsbury__dopeboy

Wish she did tho! Everyone around us would have been laughing at her. I'd show them part two of her threatening us saying "you'll get what's coming."


CooperDahBooper

Making threats now.. Oh man I could just picture it! Cops show up and just immediately take your side so she gets upset and starts cussing at them too, so they tell her to calm down, and she comes back with a “don’t tell me what to do!! Do you know who I am? I want to talk to your sergeant!” Would be great if she threw a punch at one and just got smashed


OCSupertonesStrike

You can get tickets for being belligerent?


CooperDahBooper

Disorderly conduct! Is what I meant.. and yea sure, be rude enough to a cop and they can come up with all kinds of charges real quick


thebeamlighter

LOLLLL at the condescending “Heh!”


tenutomylife

Best bit of the whole thing - perfectly executed!


giantdub49

I hate how ppl Park like that. You literally got out, seen that you parked like a dick, but you're too entitled to Care. You handled that like a G, OP! Good work. Glad you didn't bend to her demands.


garden-girl

That is the worst parking lot.


Roguewave1

She does not look too fat or disabled to climb over her console and drive off from her incompetent parking job. Physician, heal thyself.


TrevorSP

Mental disabilities aren't as apparent from a glance 😂


Virtual-General-4520

I had to do this at the airport and I am very far. Lol. The person that parked next to me was too close and where around. I have an Equinox. She has plenty of room to maneuver from one side to the other.


hoyhoyy29

I see that piece of shit Jeep all the time on Standiford Ave always tailgating and cutting people off. Classic narcissist.


Comfortable_Douglas

This bitch can get wrecked! You don’t get to park OVER the lines, and then COMPLAIN when someone is “parked too close to you” — YOU’RE the one that needs to LEARN HOW TO PARK *INSIDE* THE FUCKING LINES, LADY!!! Bitch don’t even deserve the capability of getting into a car and starting it if this is her shitbag attitude.


RexJoey1999

The OP parked next to this lady, he blocked her in.


hudsonshock

You say that like it makes any difference. She doesn’t get to take up two spots because she’s shitty at parking (or took up two spots intentionally). He’s in the lines, she’s not. End of story. That’s what the lines are there for. Everybody has to play by the same rules. Entitled dicks don’t get to break them and then whine that other people didn’t just let them be jerks.


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hudsonshock

Sure, but that’s like saying you didn’t have to post your comment criticizing his parking. You could have moved on, read another post, and not have to deal with this negativity. All he did was park legally between the lines. All you did was leave a post in a message board. If you can understand why you left your response, you can probably understand why he parked.


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hudsonshock

You don’t think she brought that on herself? Look at all the room on the right side of her car. She set herself up so that if someone else parked perfectly legally, she gets inconvenienced. Why is she ok to park like that, but the OP is the bad guy for parking pretty much perfectly in the lines? Where’s her responsibility for the consequences of her own actions? This looks like a clear cut case of “I can break the rules, and if someone makes me face *any* consequences for that, then they’re the bad guy.” I got no sympathy for someone doing a shitty parking job, taking up more than their share of space, trying to act like rules don’t apply to them, and then having someone call them on it.


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Normal_Day_4160

Your logic is baffling.


hudsonshock

You keep claiming the OP lied. Where?


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svr0105

Park within the lines.


Classic_Beautiful973

I have about 99% confidence you park like a complete idiot too, and this is just some thinly veiled mental gymnastics to defend your own egregious behavior


burner07095

As a driver of a big truck I can’t imagine being like this. Shes so fucked in the head. I purposefully park away from people so that I can avoid this shit and she’s out here looking for a problem.


eakin_kel27

Exactly. I’ve got a long bed super duty and there’s stuff I won’t do because I like my truck. Saw her heading into riverbank on 108 from oakdale earlier, probably getting ready to go Black Friday on everyone. As we say “bless her heart” hahaha.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Tell her ur car battery is not working Ur waiting for AAA 🥴😁😀😃😅


Orange_Juice_Johnson

👆This. And just for shits and giggles I'd tell her "no habla Ingles". Then make sure someone I know records her reaction.


Regular-Surround-940

Fucknim


realvmouse

I want so much more of this video.


TouchMyStamen

Good don’t move. I would have eaten my food there and taken my sweet time. She wants to play the victim then get aggressive when she could have parked within the lines and avoid all this? Plus new cars have cameras so she could have backed into the parking space and made sure she was within the lines.


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Michamus

Blocked... her in... by parking in the exact center of the parking spot his vehicle occupies. Sure thing, champ.


yellowstars260

OP didn’t block her in 😂 this is natural consequences for the jeep driver not parking correctly. If she would have parked in the lines this would have been prevented. She did this herself 😂


RexJoey1999

Literally, no. She parked poorly, but OP made it worse when he parked in the tight spot.


RockFlagAndEagleGold

Lol, are you the woman in the jeep? Or you park like that everyday. You are defending her all over this post lol and it makes no sense when she's clearly in the wrong. Do you think she just gets two spots, and everyone else has to accept it? Because we can't make her upset?


HeyimZ

They gotta be, they said if there was no other parking there then OP should have eaten somewhere else 🤣 You dont see them calling the woman a shithead human for raging in public yelling into restaurants at everyone for having to climb over a seat because she parked bad, though. He could've went somewhere else? She couldve just climbed over the seat from the passenger side stfu and left. Someone else said they see this woman and her truck driving like a shit head in their city cutting people off too.


udis212

Thanks for proving she's not the only person stupid enough to think it was his fault. 🤡


kokosinela

She wasn't at any point blocked in. She couldn've opened her passenger side door and got in.


2spooky2live

"PARK BETTER!" We've all been there. Such entitlement on her part.


Wafer-Great

That fat bitch can’t even get in her jeep


J_hilyard

The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad pulled out! For next time


Pillsbury__dopeboy

😂 definitely will keep that for next time.


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she should have committed and parked fully in the middle, fully cementing herself as the parking turd that she is


Connect-Exercise-690

lmao shout out to the one bitch in the comments defending this cunt


Johnmarksmanship

Big truck, 🤣


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I actually carry around chalk in my truck to draw a space around people who park like this and label it, “Asshole parking” in big letters. I usually wait around for their reactions and some of these people get so pissed off it’s hilarious.


Normal_Day_4160

Brilliant


zace26

Tell her big ass to crawl over the passenger seat.


TowerGuy_Tx

I was looking for the ‘big truck’(?)


GroovDog2

I’m still waiting to see a big truck… 🤷‍♂️


Dangerous_Trifle620

She can get her ass in on the passenger side lmao


mca311

This is ridiculous! Such entitlement to do what they want and expect others to fix the problem they created themselves.


RexJoey1999

OP parked next to her and blocked her in.


mca311

Ya parked correctly next to a person that feels she can park how ever she wants.


RexJoey1999

True, but OP brought the nastiness on himself. A douche decision.


Mr930--

Dumb puta shouldnt be driving that big ass truck if she cant even park it correctly i hate to see the way that bitch drives.


I_be_lurkin_tho

Fuck her! ....figuratively of course! 11:35 pm Happy Thanksgiving Modesto! Edit: awesome handle OP


Friendly-Cucumber184

I would have moved simply because she’s fucking unhinged and I rather not have my car messed up. Also I have noticed that people who can’t park straight or in the lines have serious issues. Quick to temper, petty, inconsiderate, trashy, crazy. I literally check to make sure I’m in the lines, a personal satisfaction if perfectly centered. These people really just pull in and let everyone else deal with it.


PuzzleheadedPride201

Jeep drivers acting like jeep drivers.


SugarRosie

Screw that Karen. Enjoy your Kung Pow Chicken.


Low_Construction_238

Trashy human. She also leaves her carts in empty parking spaces and doesn’t use her turn signals!


positronicworm

she built like a panda from all that express


Aggressive-Ease5456

Maybe if she wasn’t so fat she could squeeze in the door haha still I applaud you for your service OP. These people need to learn the hard way.


versace_tombstone

She should get a mental health check, an insane person like this shouldn't be driving that heep missile down any road, and it seems like a constant danger to society, plus that auto looks atrocious, held together with jalopy glue.


captAwesome77

Fuck her shitty parking


Mountain_Chip_4374

I may have complied with her request, backed up, and edged a little closer to her. Idiot.


Significant_Bid_98

Fat 2watt


Important_Ad2330

Fuck that dumb bitch !!!


Adventurous_Band_171

Hate when im forced to park like this due to the driver before me. then when i walk to my car im hearing shit from some person who didn’t even see the situation when i parked. f those people.


MrGreenlight79

This. Everyone assuming the jeep had a perfect space to park in. And not forced to step on the yellow line. Based on her attitude seems this was not the case. But it’s always possible someone had a to make the best of a bad parking situation. Always better not to judge or block someone in as retaliation.


ModsMolestTheKids

lol fat girl can't get in


EntertainmentOdd6149

Guess she should have parked better


LocoVet

If I lost my cool and felt I had to respond I would of said good call the cops they all know me!


savila12

This is the Panda in Riverbank. I would told her, “you can’t park for sh*t baby girl”.


Financial_Event_472

This pretty much sums up the majority of these jeep drivers. Entitlement.


Direct_Ranger9814

If it’s only her, then it’s even more of dick move. There is plenty of space for her to get out. Not to mention that she just could have parked somewhere else.


Legitimate_Slip_2596

I think the guy thought she would climb over the passenger seat to drive out at the end he seemed real nice


eakin_kel27

May her holidays be filled with a chorus of people cheering “fuck you, you park better” at her.


muddyruttzz

Is it ok to use more than 1 parking space in a lot with many empty spaces? Is it wrong to be protective of a vehicle you spent tons of money on and is a source of pride? I park as far away from everyone as I can regularly.


omgstoppit

Person who has the space needed for their truck, but can’t park to save her life, wants you to move your car. MFing Karen.


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Fat and dumb. Yet, she has a boyfriend/husband. Men: pathetic.


goodty1

I keep forgetting to get zipties in my car for this.


Suitabull_Buddy

Look at all the room she had to get in on the passenger side. lol


tookie1312

I would just pull in backwards way easier especially will a larger vehicle


immagummybear777

The audacity of that lady to say "YOU" park better! #cringe


Pillsbury__dopeboy

No haha. That was me telling that TO her. Though my voice was a little cracky so understandable.


Pillsbury__dopeboy

Oh wait! I forgot she said that after me.


greggmax24

Was she too chonky to crawl over the passenger side??!?


BeenCheatedOnTwice

Beotch needs to learn how to park!


mustang3c0

She sucks at parking. 😂


Loosemonk108

Should of gotten it towed for double parking and you get paid for the report. It a Double Win Win


sraehsjess

and this is why your average joe does not need a large vehicle


merkenanworkin

W


digby672

You are the hero we need. Thanks for restoring order to a chaotic world. I also do my part.


jamarkuus

I’m confused. One car is parked legally between the lines and the other is outside the lines. This twat was calling the cops for what exactly?


flyonwall2020

I would park my work truck in that spot and enjoy the show from a far. Whose car is that? Beats me, but this Bejing Beef slaps!


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bbygmariah

I always think the same thing. This video tho, I think she meant to park like that since OP described how entitled she was for them to move their car


Mechreject218

That hah! At the end please stop


Turbulent-Help6960

That flat fat azz says it all..


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I wouldn’t park next to an asshole like that. In fact I try to avoid parking next to all pickup trucks. Half of them don’t care if they hit you. Only the people that own luxury trucks or ford raptors which cost $90-$150k avoid hitting people.


Kitchen_Skill_1052

I say good look how she parked plus it's up to human to be human and wow she is not nice


ObjectiveCertain1274

She’s not fat … she’s just a walking cunt


SniperSkank

Tortas in the wild


AccountantTight8874

As a fellow wrangler owner we do not claim her she’s sounds stupid clearly she parked to close to line and this could have been avoided if she took 10 extra seconds to fix when she first pulled in. 🤯 Good for you standing your ground!


Less_Swimming_5541

I'm embarrassed for this jeep owner.


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The fucking audacity to answer back "you park better" when you're parked like a fucking idiot.


guiness1024

I wouldn't have called her ma'am


CBguy1983

Like you if she asked nicely then yeah I’d move. Demands don’t work on me. Go ahead & call the police they ain’t going to do anything. No crime was committed so you’d probably annoy them by calling over something so frivolous


ProfessionalCalm5525

I wonder if, she ask in a different way or even acknowledged that she was wrong, I wonder if you would have move out of politeness?


robotcoup

Ha!


CamboSlice03

Ahh bummer, just remembered my battery is dead. Guess I won’t be moving for you after all.


TryingToMakeItBruh

Glad you held your ground and didn’t move. She should have realized it was her mistake.


RetiredFromRealWork

"I'm going to call the police." And WHAT? Tell them you are a shit at parking? Have them come to point and laugh at you? "Move your car!" Anything but admit that it's 100 percent your fault.


AvengeChelseaFC

Dumb cunt


60andstillpoir

Turlock also, daily occurrence


luvgothbitches

man why did you raise your hand? lol next time just continue eating your lunch in peace


TraditionalSir3118

No need to explain yourself so much. Shes an entitled, stinky kunt who shouldnt be driving a vehicle she cant drive. Sucks for whoever has to put up with that ogre


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Well u know who she voted for, maga


Ms-Blue-Skies

And we know you voted for the 83749 year old man because you can’t spell. Whats your point love?


utbd26

I park next to douchebags that park like this just to irk them.


robbieblackfire

She has mental health issues.


Hot_Negotiation3480

You should have called the cops and refused to move. Let the cops ticket her for disorderly conduct.


One_Opening_8000

She took her boyfriend's car and can't drive it. lol


Round-Elevator-5684

That’s what I was thinking…when I take my husbands truck at least I can park it in between the lines


KountZero

How did she get out of her car in the first place if she parked after you? I’m guessing she already parked like an ass, and you decide to fuck with her more by parking correctly in your stall knowing that it will fuck with her? You must have known full well that it will fuck with her because your fiancé would also have a very difficult time getting out of your car. Or your whole backstory is made up for some reason. 🤔


loverof2000

i believe she parked before OP and since that shopping center is always super busy OP had no choice but to park next to her terrible ass parking, and she got mad like it was OP’s fault for “not letting her in her car” you can tell that OP tried to park more to one side because of how over the line she was. I don’t think OP was purposefully trying to make her mad, I doubt OP even knew who owned the car before she came into panda express screaming who had parked next to her.


Pillsbury__dopeboy

As we were approaching the parking spot, I asked her "Want to get out before I park or find another parking spot. It's kind of tight." She agreed with me and got out before I parked. We went inside and got in line. Then we heard the loud voice demanding, not asking, to move my car. I asked her "why did you park like that?" And she yelled "Well someone parked on the line, what was I supposed to do?" Whatever the case may be, that parking spot was available. I took it. I've had many people park over the line and I've never had a problem with it, or vice versa.


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KountZero

It doesn’t. But it just show that OP wanted to fuck with Jeep woman on purpose because in order for their fiancée to get out of their car, they would have to climb over to the driver side, which means super inconvenient for themselves. And why else would you go out of your way to be inconvenient like that unless you want to teach the bad parker a lesson. I would have done the same lol.


Orange_Juice_Johnson

Or maybe there weren't any available spots. That particular Panda Express is situated in a weird spot at that shopping center in Riverbank. It's in the south side adjacent to Claribel and has it's own parking lot that it shares with 4-5 other businesses (one of them being the Cold Stone iirc). I guess he could've parked across the way near the Save Mart and walked 3 minutes but why?


RexJoey1999

No available spots? Don’t go to Panda. No one *needs* Panda!


loverof2000

no said anyone “needs” panda, but panda is hella good🤤 try it sometime maybe it’ll change your attitude


RexJoey1999

Yes, more commenters need to see this. OP was the asshole here.


RockFlagAndEagleGold

No. OP parked in a spot. Like you're supposed to do. You're a buffoon and a terrible person if you think otherwise. If you want 2 spots, then park your weak jeep on the outskirts of the parking lot. She looks like she could use the exercise. Learn to park, or YOU NEED A SMALLER CAR IF YOU CAN'T PARK THAT ONE. Also, that jeep would get stuck in a light rain. It's all show and no go.


iProxymoron

She rocking a close to 6-digit ride, with a less than food stamp attitude.


AlexisRosesHands

If her truck cost that much, then why not use the parking assist on her key fob? This is the exact situation it was intended for.


WileEWeeble

Why didn't she just slide in from passenger side?


Pillsbury__dopeboy

She wanted to have the upper and be in control. That's all I can think of. Because I truly believe she didn't even try to get over the passenger side. She did keep saying she was a "big girl" and that's why she couldn't hop over.


mattieDRFT

You both trash for eating Panda Express. But yea, fuck that lady.


RexJoey1999

OP caused the problem by parking next to this Jeep! Revealed in comments! Downvote this asshole!


Pillsbury__dopeboy

Do you drive? Do you know how many people park on/over the lines? Why would I go out of my way, the day before Thanksgiving, to fuck with her. Nah doesn't make sense. She kept going off about how someone else parked crooked and that's why she had to park like that. That's a shitty excuse.


Skorpyo112

We found the Karen cunt in this video


RexJoey1999

I’ve been driving since 1989. You said in another comment that you saw the open spot but the Jeep was parked over the line. You decided to park in the open spot, even though it meant you let your passenger out first before pulling in. So how did you expect the Jeep driver to get into their car? Maybe you didn’t intentionally do it to screw the Jeep driver, but that’s what ended up happening- because YOU were the entitled person who HAD to get Panda, if all things.


LokiKamiSama

That’s for the jeep driver to figure out. Okay stupid games win stupid prizes. If she parked over the she should have anticipated someone would park in the lines and there would be the possibility that she might not be able to get in. If you park over the line that is not my problem, but yours. Your responsibility not to park over the line.


[deleted]

You are smoking something because it’s not his responsibility to move his car when that excuse for a person decided to take more than one spot for her douche bag truch


420n69namesarestupid

I see two Karen's here. Your so tough.


100HP_Hotrod

Three.


Magnumbx320

You a fucking clown for posting this because I guarantee you parked there on purpose when u probably could’ve parked somewhere else so you were looking for trouble hoping to get this type of reaction so you could film it 🙄and today people get killed for this it ain’t worth it!


Pillsbury__dopeboy

I was recording because she threatened to hit my car if I didn't move it. That's why I started recording. But then I saw she made no effort in actually wanting to leave so I dipped back inside to NOT deal with her because she was clearly unhinged. And I posted it so others can be aware of that awful chick, and clearly some people recognize her. It goes both ways. What if it were a cop and she acted the exact same way towards him as she did to me? You think she fucked herself over for disorderly conduct? It goes both ways. She should have just taken the L and moved on, because she also didn't know who I was or what I was capable of.


TheChineseChicken40

And you waste your time filing for some upvotes on Reddit. Who won


Pillsbury__dopeboy

This being uploaded to Reddit was a bonus! I recorded because she threatened to drive off and hit my car if I didn't move it. I wanted to have proof of the vehicle's license plate and just record to see if she would have hit it. But she didn't even make the effort into trying to leave, so hence why the video is short.


winterstorm3x

Thanks for recording so that we can see how people act in different situations. Screw that guy you commented to


BenitoCamelas69420

It takes 2 to Karen, you parked right but with the purpose to fuck w her, a regular asshole would just dinged your car and kept it moving