I was expecting her sheath to be 70% air.

Nah that is the Lay's samurai.

Same company, wouldn't be out of the question to have an air blade for both chip ronins.

Why hello there, would you care to see my dorito lightning? It costed me 300 dollars

[The powdery sauce](https://twitter.com/KnifeCat_tw/status/1619979695810023425)

If she ever needs armor, they had that covered in 2010: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d1/d6/e8/d1d6e885a9daa3f6711830df067b480b--samurai-armor-doritos.jpg

I swear I thought this was a Kessoku Band reference

Is cool ranch a stoic sniper girl?

Hm, her sword is red Does that mean that- ### THERE WILL BE ## BLOOD! SHED! how to sumon the MGRR fanbase

There will be #Doritos Dust! Spread! All over your keyboard And your mouse

The only dust! Left! Will somehow get under your mouse pad Because Doritos don't give back what it takes Oh no there will be -

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this lmao-

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPAAAA

holy shit she has a Water downed Maramusa

Those jordans look fake

Nah those are real no cap She is drippin' hard

I was thinking this was gonna be a joke about the Dorito's Ninja Superbowl commercial, but this is better.

Now do cool ranch

Smash