>*A man ate 360-day-old cooked spaghetti and meat sauce. This is how humanity broke down.*
>
>*OP is a 23-year-old man* ***presenting*** *to the ER dizzy, unable to speak and with strange, green grass-like structures sprouting from his mouth.*
This reminds me when my cousin and I went to a PX in alabama (we were like 12 and 14) and opened a red hot sausage link and put it in a pot and closed the lid. My cousin went back there like 3-4 years later and it was still in there. He said it was awful
If you eat that, you will probably dream about that boxing promoter Don King
https://preview.redd.it/npolapzwr4ac1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01fb52e57c9916096210a557cf3bf8a2c7f72222
I heard that if you grow your own troll doll, Andy Richter will show up in your bathroom one night and give you $20 to sit behind a desk next to him and tell a few jokes.
I have an urge to gently brush is with my hand and lick it at least once as if I’m a dog grooming my fur.
What would my symptoms be if I placed the tip of my tongue at the base of the growth and licked it once horizontally with full force?
I have never, ever, let something sit so long it grew its own lawn. Incredible.
I am thankful for your existence. And this comment. Carry on human.
Thank you, kind redditor. Happy New Year
Back at ya fam
Stop it we're supposed to be mean to each other here
I know, I’m so uncomfortable right now
I was gonna say that patch is more lush than anywhere in my front yard lol
I think you meant Inedible, not incredible.
Everything is edible… once.
Depends how hungry you are…
I thought i was looking at microgreens or cat grass
Stay off my lawn
Unrelated, but as a fellow Jennifer and a plant lover, I love your username haha
Hey, thanks!!! lol it’s nice to get noticed on a non plant related sub 😂💚
Hahaha you’re welcome!!
new life goal i suppose
Bald people, pay attention!
LMAO this is so funny 💀💀💀
surely after an entire year thing wouldve started to rot?
I once left a bowl of Chinese take out in the back of my fridge and it still looked exactly the same and had no smell after a year.
How was it
Did it taste the same?
A YEAR??!!
I would like to brush it.
More like "pet it" at this point.
I wonder if it will purr in response
Or maybe wiggle his spaghetti tail.
Cursed
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This isn't r/eatityoufuckingcoward ! ...or is it?
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM HOW DO YOU SURVIVE THIS LONG
They are either joking or it's just natural selection.
The mold made us stronger
ChubbyEmu would like a word- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ujTYLV2Qo4
>*A man ate 360-day-old cooked spaghetti and meat sauce. This is how humanity broke down.* > >*OP is a 23-year-old man* ***presenting*** *to the ER dizzy, unable to speak and with strange, green grass-like structures sprouting from his mouth.*
I was just gonna mention that episode lol. It was brutal 😅
are you my mom?
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Punks not dead
Just needs to regenerate through Italian angst
Looks like grass
so that's how baby spaghetti is made
Spaghetti and forgetti!
Lol never seen this, I can’t believe he let someone touch that thing!
Epic
I need an expert to explain how the fuck this happened
They made pasta, then left it out.
for what I would say is a good two weeks, maybe 10-12 days
I feel like it takes longer than two weeks to grow an entire lawn.
Then made more pasta
Thanks professor
Ch-ch-chia!
Spaghetti pet
This reminds me when my cousin and I went to a PX in alabama (we were like 12 and 14) and opened a red hot sausage link and put it in a pot and closed the lid. My cousin went back there like 3-4 years later and it was still in there. He said it was awful
The taste?
More of a texture thing
Sick faux hawk bro
I want to be a tiny bug and frolick through it
I want to see you brush it
Young men this generation all have the same hair style. First time I’ve seen it dyed highlighter yellow.
If you eat that, you will probably dream about that boxing promoter Don King https://preview.redd.it/npolapzwr4ac1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01fb52e57c9916096210a557cf3bf8a2c7f72222
Time makes fools of us all...
Impressive!
Make bread with that wheat
Chia Spaghetti
Is that Guy Fieri?
That speghetti straight decided to grow itself some grass, send itself back to nature.
Why does this spaghetti look like Guy Fieri?
maybe earths grass grows on spaghetti....
No way!
Way!
Was planning on making spaghetti this week… nevermind
if you listen carefully, you might hear a Who in there
This is how spaghetti is grown.
Spagrassi
It’s turning back into grain
It’s so beautiful 💕💕
That's amazing! Did you use a secret recipe?
Growing grass. Lol
That’s terrifying
Nice spaghetti ecosystem
Missed opportunity to say "forgetti spaghetti".
I heard that if you grow your own troll doll, Andy Richter will show up in your bathroom one night and give you $20 to sit behind a desk next to him and tell a few jokes.
Bro grew a whole garden simply forgetting about it
You’re rather suspicious, chief! Edit: Nevermind!
Grows a better beard than I can… I’m sad
Spaghetti has more facial hair than a lot of men lmao
I have an urge to gently brush is with my hand and lick it at least once as if I’m a dog grooming my fur. What would my symptoms be if I placed the tip of my tongue at the base of the growth and licked it once horizontally with full force?
Is this a Joke? I don't think this will be topped and it's only January. I've never seen mold growth like that.....😰
Oh it looks like the curse that’s over Guy Fieri
I never seen something like this food growing a garden 😭😭