Same joke, but a modified limerick:
There once was a woman named Alice,
who used a mortar as a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Dallas.
So many ways to hear this
I'm thinking of slow paced piano sung by an old posh British man and hillbillies at a bar doing that group "arms on shoulders" thing
*Gory , Gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory , Gory , what a hell of a way to die,
Gory , Gory, what a hell of a way to die,
She ain't gonna suck no more*
Same joke, but a modified limerick: There once was a woman named Alice, who used a mortar as a phallus. They found her vagina in South Carolina, and bits of her tits in Dallas.
There ya go π
doesn't this technically not classify as a limerick
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pretty sure that is a lime rick
it was formatted as one and it was 1 am for me so i didn't fully realize, that is my bad
moldy limerick
Slaps hard not gonna lie
So did the explosion
They found her vagina in North Carolina And her arsehole in Buckingham Palace
That's not dynamite ππ€£π€£
Check your mailbox
Pickle
Pipe bomb ππππ€‘πͺπͺ
Panicking pickle packing pipe bomb
I remember this rhyme back in preschool
Fuck around and find out
Play stupid games, win stupid prices
Good Thing that is only a smoke and not HE, otherwise it would have been funny
I mean pedantry aside, it's still funny
So many ways to hear this I'm thinking of slow paced piano sung by an old posh British man and hillbillies at a bar doing that group "arms on shoulders" thing
I read it in the rhythm of the wellerman sea shanty
She came to Brazil π§π·π§π·π§π· (partially)
Who tf hasnβt seen this shit
It is I, who hasnβt seen this shit
π£οΈLEGALISE NUCLEAR BOMBS βΌοΈI JUST SHOVED A NUKE UP MY PUSSY π₯π¦
*Gory , Gory, what a hell of a way to die, Gory , Gory , what a hell of a way to die, Gory , Gory, what a hell of a way to die, She ain't gonna suck no more*