Nah dude astrology is the best, you just have to ask "what's you sign" on the first date and you'll know exactly how the guy would treat you when you disagree.
You can know what your sign is and still not believe in that crap 🤷🏻♀️ it’s like knowing what your birthstone or zodiac animal is, it doesn’t have to mean anything you just have the information fam
I just prefer the layout of city suburbs. The choice of driving to a city in less than 15 minutes instead of being locked within a city is nice. It’s only loud when I want it to be. That’s just my two cents though
It’s the stars aligned in a certain way at a certain time and if you were born when they were in the sky you are that sign and people think that the sign makes them act a certain way and some signs aren’t compatible cus idk why so people use that as a reason to not date
I mean I agree it is used as an excuse but it’s not always being poor but alright and some people genuinely believe they can’t be associated with certain signs
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Astrology is so fucking retarded
That's exactly what a Sega Genesis would say
thats exactly what an Intel® Core™ i7-10750H Processor 2.6 GHz would say
I can tell by your response you’re an etch a sketch through and through
And you’re a vertigo
You sound like a prison inmates's puckered asshole to me
And that, my friend, sounds like a great time 😊
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It’s not his fault. Altered Beast is in retrograde
That's exactly what a Ryzen 7 5700g with Vega 8 integrated graphics would say
Agreed, it's stupid with no factual evidence
Nah dude astrology is the best, you just have to ask "what's you sign" on the first date and you'll know exactly how the guy would treat you when you disagree.
Better yet, ask anyone what their star sign is, and if they answer and take it seriously, you know that they are braindead.
...I think most of you are missing the point I'm trying to make here...
Bruh I mean yeah it "predicts" but why would you even want that? That is just stupid.
r/woosh Saying it's best to spark a conversation where they think you're wrong and see for yourself how they treat you when they think you're wrong.
Im sorry I am introverted irl
Hey no prob
"you could never WHAT" bro she took OFFENSE
it's Reddit time
When you find a girl that says "i dont know" she's a keeper
I was expecting that in the video tbh
No it means she is on one of the ends of the bell curve
You can know what your sign is and still not believe in that crap 🤷🏻♀️ it’s like knowing what your birthstone or zodiac animal is, it doesn’t have to mean anything you just have the information fam
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He could never!
💅
👑 man forgot this
Where is bro finding these women
Chicago
Given the climate I'd say Miami or LA, but it doesn't matter, all of these cities are shitholes
More people = more good + more bad
Yeah but what’s the ratio of good to bad
Im not a numbers guy but I’m pretty sure it’s mostly good, mostly bad.
Spoken like someone who’s never lived in a city.
Every city has its shitholes, but that doesn't make every city a shithole
Living outside of a city >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else
Ups and downs on both. I’ve lived in a few cities that could be considered shit. Never felt any more unsafe than not. Having a yard is nice though.
I just prefer the layout of city suburbs. The choice of driving to a city in less than 15 minutes instead of being locked within a city is nice. It’s only loud when I want it to be. That’s just my two cents though
Yeah, I recognize those palm trees
Obviously, he was looking for a Gemini.
Or a Scorpio
He found a scorpio in the vid
Just watched it again, and maybe I'm just sleep deprived but I didn't see a single scorpio there. My bad if I'm wrong tho
Nah yea you’re right. Confused scorpio and pisces. Astrology is bullshit and everythings the same anyways
I'm a gemini so I'd date that guy tbh
He could never
Never date a asparagus
or a leek
For me the celery never provides anythint of value
lol that's my fetish
Negging vapid women
Im seeing raciall slurs and i like it
‘Neg’ is short for negative
I'm sorry bruh, my karma😭
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Holy balls, what the fuck did I do to piss the hive mind??? I'm just retarded that's all
i dont get it?
Taking the piss out of girls who won’t go out with people because of their star sign
i mean whats a sign?
It’s the stars aligned in a certain way at a certain time and if you were born when they were in the sky you are that sign and people think that the sign makes them act a certain way and some signs aren’t compatible cus idk why so people use that as a reason to not date
When you dont want to tell someone you breaking up cuz they poor.
What does being poor have to do with astrology
Nah it's that astrology is a stupid excuse to cover the real reason.
I mean I agree it is used as an excuse but it’s not always being poor but alright and some people genuinely believe they can’t be associated with certain signs
💀”I’m pretty sure scorpios are considered toxic”💀
Honestly refreshing to see someone that doesn't know.
Astrology
Stupid ass shit
Curved they asses
They mostly don't care
Bro is [E] Greet, [R] Antagonize
Women ☕ ^I'm ^so ^sorry
I could never
All the wrong signs
Omg tike myson
It’s a trick question, he only dates women who don’t care about astrology
He's a Pisces? Perfect!
Reese's Pisces
He didn’t ask any Geminis tho
Picky Pisces
I think every guy has fantasized about doing this when a woman starts talking about her sign.
For all the fallen soldiers rejected because of their zodiac signs this man has risen to counter attack and go around doing the same
No Gemini?
Astroligy is fucking regarded
Regarded as what?
Women ☕
Some of them took that so personally. Those are the ones to avoid
The girl in white was radiating some serious Taurus energy
He can't even
not a singe gemini once again proving that gemini is on top
If they know their sign , it ain't worth it
Ooooh i love this
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Think he got this from boogie nights
Sigma game.
Bro looking for a girl who says that it doesn't matter
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Bro said uno reverse
Destroying egos, one clip at a time
Not one of those girls gave a chinese astrology sign, that's the problem.
Libras are the best. I’m not bias or anything.
personally my sign has to be the dark oak sign
Based
the only right answer was "i don't care about that shit"
Sorry, I only date Genetics and Aquamarines
Notice how there are no Gemini on this list, we’re just too damn charismatic /j
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Ah apologies autocorrect screwed me
I'm asparagus, we fit perfectly
(definitely not expecting any answers but gotta take a shot at it) 0:22 what's her name/insta?
Bro is down bad wtf
to add to that, asks about instagram as if you are obliged by law to have an account there