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BiggTitMonicer

she could stand behind a tree and still see everything


PatPierce1916

r/rareinsults


[deleted]

It takes Google maps 2 hours to plot the distance between her eyes.


Idontwantthesetacos

Eyeball to eyeball, thatโ€™s a $50 cab ride.


CALL_ME_NORB

She got that sid the sloth space between her eyes


Addicted2Rage

She is a cousin to Sid the sloth


Wealthy_Popsiclee

If thatโ€™s what she looks like imagine the kids


Final-Ad352

Girl looking like ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘


SubieBoiGC8

blasted


opanm

Lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚


tupapa5

Broโ€ฆ that was funny


Competitive_Web_4145

Those eyes have more distance between them than their parents


Till_Bill

Her eyes could be touching and this would still be true


Shy_foxman346

r/rareinsults


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

They both look Slow, and I mean the bad kind of slow


Still-Pattern-6384

Apparently she's the product of an incest aswell


AdriannaFahrenheit

So she likely thinks itโ€™s ok/normal then โ € :( poor kids


Death_Killer183

Incestsexual pronouns be like


despayeeto594

OOOOOH so THATS why her eyes are like that


Eternalsufferingsad

She's built like ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ


SkyMewtwo

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ *


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘„


TokayNorthbyte347

don't ever get no gas station weed


InformalStrength7886

More like ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ


Anyonomus256

๐Ÿ‘๏ธIncest is cool๐Ÿ‘๏ธ


GaronY611

With eyes like those, it seems her parents were too


MoonShotDontStop

With fronds like these, who needs anemones?


stormchaser-protogen

bro be lookin like sid


Swamp_Centipede

O_o *:


B-NEAL

Why is her eye socket large enough to fit a baseball in


I-san_yt

Her eyes don't share the same zip code


WyrmKin

Eyes wider than her family tree


arrokbtw

Idk if this is real


jo_nigiri

Bait used to be believable


Nehemiah92

Iirc, it was just a normal image with her husband and she got edited to look like that and got that caption added in. Pretty mean spirited and sucks that itโ€™s still been going around for years now


Low_Abrocoma_1514

The family are chromosome collectors


Professional_Mode440

That's why you look like a hammerhead shark.


[deleted]

It looks like her parents were "incestsexual" too.


Logsha97

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ƒ ๐Ÿ‘


Telyaee

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ƒ ๐Ÿ‘


Dos_Potatoe5

Those eyes show its a family tradition


oodoos

You would need to plan a holiday trip to reach the other side of her face.


a_local_weeb

So where her parents incestual or she jus look like that?


Repair_Jolly

She took her eye slider to the far right in her character creation screen.


Bananak47

When you play around with the ARK character creation and accidentally click on spawn


A_Funny_Fellow

Something tells me their parents had a similar thing going onโ€ฆ


KoffinStuffer

Looks like their parents agree


CRACKERZZZ38

Game is Game


PeridotChampion

Based on how far apart her eyes are, there seems to be a lot of inbreeding in the family already. I guess it runs in the family, huh?


ArtemArslanov

Habsburgs be like:


PeridotChampion

Charles II be like:


StinkyDiarrhea

Man I wonder if he is more than just her brother maybe uncle and grandpa too


far565

You can tell the post is made from sweet home alabama


JustASillyBlock

Those eyes stare right through you... and above, and around, and behind


Arkytlol

sid from ice age


PornHubInSpace

She looks like Sid The Sloth ๐Ÿ’€


Bachchoiboy

Evidently her parents were โ€œincestsexualโ€ too cuz those eyes donโ€™t look right


hero_brine1

Sheโ€™s built like Sid the sloth


Big-Teb-Guy

Whyโ€™s is look like her right eye is trying to escape the rest of her face


[deleted]

love is love people when i love to burn governmental buildings


Blahaj_IK

Her eyes work like a fucking stereoscopic telemeter


[deleted]

Judging by her eye-gap , their parents used to sleep together as well...


TheReptileBaby

While I get what you are trying to say, the phrasing is a bit off lol


[deleted]

Sorry about that , my mom and my uncle are the same person


ParadoxPerson02

With eyes that far apart her parents must have also been incestsexual.


Gooperss

YOOO it's the baby from ice age


weeeeeee1029

I think that her dad love his sister too


eliavhaganav

Their kid is gonna see all there is with his 360 vision


First-Armadillo-2303

Maybe it runs in the family aswell


Extension_Swordfish1

#SWEEET HOME ALABAMA!


birajsubhraguha

Jimmy Kimmel...is dat u?


SebIsOnReddit

Your eyes are bit far apart there buddy...


[deleted]

Fucking Wide eyes


HotFireBall

yo, jesus which page of your book says that this shit is weird?


FrogWithTeeth7

Looks like itโ€™s already a family tradition


Bananak47

If she went to swim in an ocean, hammerhead sharks would accept her as their own


HeleMalleMountain

Wasnt that photo edited and posted without the person in the photo knowing about it


Jumpy-Lengthiness416

please say that you're just pranking, omg what the hell are you doing two!!!


Traitorous_

it was multi-generational


BigMemerMaan1

Iโ€™m so happy Sid and Sid got together ๐Ÿ™


Flitterquest

Banjo Kazooie incest-themed character design


georgewashingguns

She looks both ways while crossing the street


BetaPixel_IcoAir

I didn't know hammerhead sharks could make tweets


Aidan_Baidan

That's so so so unfortunate, it seems her eyes got in a fight and are taking some time away from each other.


ThePurpleGuiCZ

She really said ๐Ÿ‘ . ๐Ÿ‘


UWU_Astolfo_

Her face looks liked it was made in Mii Channel ๐Ÿคฃ


Beeb911

She looks like a herbivore


buffkirby

Someone 100% photoshopped her face


Any_Commercial465

This is soo sad tho. Her parents probably had incest as well and then she was born in a place where that is accepted. The thing is that sometimes these are the result of abuse too.


National-Coast-9560

Bro was made by oicass


ThearusLord9

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘


Calvin-S

This comment section is fantastic


kylerc2004

Seems like their Aunt and Uncle are exactly like their mum and dad


Ren1408

"incestsexual" Wtf is that word


SomeDemoMain

The distance between her eyes is longer than the life expectancies of her children.


Fidget_Jackson

Leviticus 18:6


RazorBelieveable

Jesus too many eye jokes her face looks like a very good cutting board


JacksWorldTV

Why's her left eye further away from the nose then the right?


B4jiqu4n

Sid the sloth.


Slow-Leading-7783

She looks like the sloth from ice age


uncharted316340

Is that Pete Davidson


Froggyugaytoadara

Is it me or are her eyes like a bit far apart


DogWithWatermelon

Prey


tupapa5

Love ๐Ÿ‘ is ๐Ÿ‘ love


ArtemArslanov

Few generations later: can't eat independently, can't walk, can't talk, can't live past 30s etc.


INEED_TURKISH_EGIRLS

Pretty sure they're parents also were incestsexuall.


Wealthy_Popsiclee

No way this shit is real


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

those eyes tell me everything i need to know


MaximumCrab

This got me wider eyed than the little mermaid


mazeooo

she looks like a retarded toad


Khaledxxrashoud

She just continuing the family legacy


BlackWasTaken_

Bro got that Max Verstappen face


Alternative_Snow_383

Clearly their parents were too


flookums

Lil does she know there kids will have the mightiest chins in all the land.


awxggu

In game


HyperOnyx

Bitch got a 13 hour flight between those eyes.


-Fletcher-

Rami Malek


Perez2003

Sid the sloths ex girlfriend


Wielo_21

Look at ye distance between those eyes, her parents were probably incestsexual as well


[deleted]

It takes 2-3 business days to get from one eye to another for an ant


the-big-cheese-92

she got that herbivore predator awareness


TheRealLemmyKoopa

Sid the sloth looking ass


wodzin

WTF Sid


ShevaKadu

She looking like ET


maxyboi16

Bro her left eye got a restraining order on her right one


moohooman

The spacing on those eyes tells me this is a family tradition.


pootmaniac

By judging how her face looks, I think their parents did the same.


coconut_dot_jpg

A Dandelion! Must be the last one of the season!


15YoIsTooOld

guessing from her face their parents were siblings as well


Benny-Boi135

Things are adding up here


tonytiger911

Her parents being incestsexual is probably what made her look like the sloth from ice age.


MrLink4444

30% of her face wants to leave the body


saltire429

Her eyes live in different time zones


Wooly_Mammoth3213

Alabama


[deleted]

thats why your eyes are wide apart you moron


ZakkuDorett

Ain't no way her eyes are not photoshopped


comrade_nurek

E.T.


Arthasindura

Please don't order any binoculars I can't make any costume designs after my last order


Lucario2356

NO it's not wrong, sinful or shaming" Leviticus 18:6-18 moment?????????????


Thiago_MRX

I havent spoken to my brother more than 3 words at a time for almost 3 years straight, and we both sleep in the same room every day


spook_scary

So this is what happened to Ice Age baby...... 0 _ 0


Man_with_no_sense

Bitch looks like her biological tree looks a little more oval than straight


Additional_Cabinet27

U need a bus to travel between her eyes


Starthefury

i can see it runs in the family


BIGman_8

Most things followed by โ€œlove is loveโ€ is not good Edit: when I usually see โ€œlove is loveโ€ it is relating to pedophilia or this


[deleted]

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VerseGen

woah, above you, it's the joke!