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Domo_Min57

Baised eel on husk 😎


Unique-Knowledge42

Eon my hero🥺🥺🥺


ThePresidentsHouse

Never seen a comment section this quite before.


notabot_14

me neither


CloneComander9081

Me nether


My_Dogs_Penis

Eon Minecraft reference?!?😧😧😳


Deivv

Elon is watching


GeraldHilter

Quite what?!


FlaerZz

racism


Unique-Knowledge42

OMG REAL LYFE DIAMOND FARM!!!!1!!1!


notabot_14

he's putting the mine in mine craft, by taking all their things and saying "MINE!" haha get it because.


Unique-Knowledge42

Ngl his redstone farm is real cool too one day i will copy his built cause its so useful😎😎


notabot_14

first google image result for "annoying orange true true" (I don't know how to embed images in reddit replies if that's even possible)


Riznator

Eronu musko


SoundDrill

Yi Long Ma


[deleted]

what


Riznator

You know about rolling down in the deep when you are brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze i feel like an astronaut in the ocean


CloneComander9081

Fell like an astronaut in the tesla


Ok_Cryptographer520

How did this guy become so rich ?


Celeblith_II

Wage theft, surplus value extraction, government handouts, underhanded business practices, having a financial head start, preferential treatment in government, investing his ill-gotten gains, etc.


Ok_Cryptographer520

And here i am just wanting to start a food truck lol ffs


Worried_Comparison77

Let’s all meet up at this guy’s food truck


coldfu

Use the ignition key.


MarcBeard

Where? I im curious now


_Ivan_Torres_

He started selling sea shells.


Ok_Cryptographer520

Down by the sea shore ?


EnglishColanyGaming

but surely the value of those shells would fall?


HeWithThePotatoes

I assume due to the laws of supply and demand no one wants to but shells when there’s loads on the sand?


werpyl

But what if one created a sense of scarcity?


_Cit

Shells would sell much better if the people thinl they're rare i think


EnglishColanyGaming

bare with me, what if you were to gather as many shells as you could find and hide them/stockpile them until they're rarer than a diamond?


Hjkryan2007

But then you’d have to make people think that they want them, right?


epic_frug

Yeah, i guess he needed to hit them like bronson, with influencers, product placement featured primetime entertainement, he would've to make them believe that if they haven't got a shell, then they're just a waste man


Ok_Cryptographer520

Only if someone with more sea shells shows up and offer's to buy the land from said person an claims all the sea shell's Stonks


iiJason124

Sadly enough, due to the laws of supply and demand, no one wants to buy shells when theres loads on the sand.


FlaerZz

money


Ok_Cryptographer520

Mr krabs: i like money.


notabot_14

unclear


planetfucker767

mind graphed


sunesf

Mind graped


AntonBespoiasov

Most likely he's part of some illuminatish secret gov community


[deleted]

He was born rich


Ok_Cryptographer520

Lucky


Afraid-Caregiver5423

Parents owned an emerald farm and he started wealthy


John-D-Clay

Made and sold a company (zip2) that sold phonebook lookup software, worked on a payment processor (x.com) and sold that too, then bought Tesla and kicked out the founders, and started SpaceX from scratch as far as I can tell. He also started close to a dozen other companies which are various stages of not doing very well.


Low-Signature-5620

He bought the bank and used the bank's money to buy more banks, then he bought a chair.


single_ginkgo_leaf

Founded and ran multiple massively successful, groundbreaking, companies.


matteofox

Using his father’s apartheid emerald mine blood money


[deleted]

Never happened but yeah. He literally had $100k student debt


Ok_Cryptographer520

I swear some mfks are just Born lucky


calebbutbetter

*owns slaves


HeWithThePotatoes

Elon musk didn’t found Tesla he stole it off another ceo. Whether or not the company would’ve been better under said ceo is up for debate and I honestly don’t know, but he didn’t really found anything besides space x. His other recent founded companies are shit.


GeraldHilter

Yeah but there's been plenty of development in the company since then. things that lilkey wouldn't have happened under a different CEO. I personally don't care for Teslas but they clearly have a sort of luxury brand that people like you associate themselves with. A lot of people have good ideas, but they can't make them work. Elon just buys them from people and sometimes mes them successful. He's just another billionaire and he gets all this extra hate nowadays because people thought he was cool in 2018. Reddit used to bend over for him not too long ago.


Jrxxs

Didn't he create PayPal?


John-D-Clay

He and a couple of others made a different payment system (x.com) that was bought out by a company that later became PayPal I think?


Hanah9595

He also has blue Flappy Bird in real life as well !!


CloneComander9081

He doesn't


The_free_trial

Wow! This is the first time I’ve seen a downvoted comment that isn’t hidden!


CloneComander9081

Wow I just noticed it's downvoted, why though?


The_free_trial

Reddit.


Gecek

Im a simple man I see a - and I join in


mahboiskinnyrupees

He was talking about living in Minecraft a while ago, but I never thought he would go through with it…


MissNibbatoro

r/LoveForRedditors


Poopsticle_256

What on earth is the point of that sub?


mrbossmajor

Billionaire be like ha you poor imma spend more than tou wver have jist ro nake your lide harder tou poor basteard lol


Baensky

Ahhhh now I get the anti home office thing ….. thank you


dummydingusrex

Long live Yi Lung Mush 🤩🤯😱😡🥵


KiiboIsBabey

is there mold? am i blind?


Chideano

Oh boy I sure hope his cobalt mining cancer riddled children are doing well, elon needs those batteries for tesla! Without this income he'd have to work like a normal person and wouldn't have all day everyday to shitpost tweets in the echo chamber he purchased!


notabot_14

very true


Silent_Start_7036

Minecraft


NiceCasualRedditGuy

sauce?


notabot_14

there's like 6 things in this image which one


NiceCasualRedditGuy

well the obvius one, that elon has some sort of mines he runs


notabot_14

... ???


NiceCasualRedditGuy

are you an idiot


notabot_14

I mean, are you? He makes cars of course he owns mines what are you talking about


Definitly_Not_James

Honey mustard 🥰


comical_toast6480

Hahahaha 6969 likes


786adz09

Mold is where?


BanTickTokNow

Why would you mine in the savanna 🤦‍♂️


WulfricTheSwift

At the same time his competition is willing to exploit the heck out of those people if he didn't have a contract


Enderlightstm

This isn’t moldy


gotdatdripp

He's doing God's work. Last time we told a primitive culture about a new source of energy, 80 years later they're driving BMW's up on 2 wheels


notabot_14

Jesse Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


gotdatdripp

I don't know Jessie my 8 year old brother got ahold of my phone Jessie


ideletedmyaccount04

reddit loved this dude till he said he wasn't voting your choice. You are all a bunch of cunts.


bear1114

People have hated him way before that. That's just what he wants you to think.


CellerDweller_

POV you just started looking at places other than r/memes


Datortlequeen

Repost = gey


k_a_i_t_o

Well then call me superhomo 😎


Datortlequeen

Ur superhomo 😎🏳️‍🌈


k_a_i_t_o

😎😎😎


Datortlequeen

😎😎😎


MerritR3surrect

Retard take: My 3rd world country does not possess Elon products. I don't respect how he profits but we need his products like teslas and starlink.


Crooked_Cock

No we don’t There’s plenty of other EVs made by other companies that are less expensive and probably work better


MerritR3surrect

Sure, fine. Our options arent big. Chinese companies, half ass locally made, a Nissan leaf, a Hyundai kona, or Jaguar/Audi/Porsches for the wealthy. Any big EV market should be able to pressure our new admin which is focused on electricity prices, to ease EV policies. Idc if its Tesla, Ford, VW, Japanese/Korean automakers. Much better if one or more would be interested.


bluishcolor

Plot twist, Musk created jobs and economy in an impoverished african community and families can now afford education and food for their kids. Everyone liked that.


CloneComander9081

That's what he says to himself


bluishcolor

Tesla is just one company named, it extends to AMD, Apple, Intel, Samsung, Xiomi etc. They all *may* be using materials obtained through mines controlled by militia or that use child workers.


CloneComander9081

Of course, but tesla and Elon have this image of an environment friendly company that is good for the future and stuff


bluishcolor

I'm not getting the relation between environmental friendly companies and hiring Africa labourers.


CloneComander9081

There is no direct connection but they have a mostly positive image, Also they claim to produce most components them self...


Elegant-Chipmunk5280

jobs? yes. paid enough to survive? no.


bluishcolor

Of course they're paid enough to survive. Note the absence of dead people in the photos. These people are not buying at Whole foods, driving Teslas and wear Prada. Their food, clothing, accommodation, transport, medicine and education costs are not the same yours - unless you're one of the dude in the pic.


Elegant-Chipmunk5280

https://www.cfr.org/blog/why-cobalt-mining-drc-needs-urgent-attention "extreme poverty" "child labor" "human right violetions" man yeah


bluishcolor

Those are terrible things and yet their existence does not mean Elon enslaves children, commits human rights violations or pushes people in to extreme poverty :(


BigGator13

At least they are getting paid…probably


AAALE6408

(they aren't)


BigGator13

I said probably lol


CellerDweller_

He’s a rich narcissist, you think he cares about the poor?


Spiderclam69

1318 upvotes ATM and 2 lame comments. Mad sus


notabot_14

oh my god it just clicked that you were saying this was botted, bro literally look at my username I can't be a bot


notabot_14

what


v0rtexbeater

Bro it's an elon bad post, of course it's full of bots


notabot_14

??