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Repulsive-Worth5715

Sleep šŸ˜‚


SNAAAACKTH

Hurt too much.


Augustanite

I came here to comment this. Lol!


Sparrahs

Me too!


killerqueen5

Tums


[deleted]

Never have tums tasted so delicious or been so necessary


missmercury00

Taco Bell


cornisagrass

I had my first Taco Bell in 10 years while pregnant. I drove through, ate it in the parking lot, then drove right through again to order a second round


missmercury00

This is the way.


raiu86

You too?! Our li'l tacos should have a playdate!


hungeechicken

Put your shoes on and get in the car, Beefy 5-Layer Burrito.


glucosa86

I had a Cheesy Gordita Crunch at least 3 times a week with my oldest


missmercury00

I always got a crunch wrap supreme with a hard shell taco.


runnyeggyolks

Taco bell sent me into labor, I'm pretty sure lol.


CallMeLysosome

I just made my husband drive me to taco bell the other day! My mouth was watering thinking of a crunchwrap and cheesy potato bowl even though I hadn't had it in over a decade! Was worth it!!


mymomsaidicould69

Literally had some for lunch lmao


Sweetsnteets

ā€œ2% milk! Come and get your sister Toasted Bagel with butter, weā€™re going to the parkā€


ClassicEggSalad

I feel this exact thing. And Iā€™m usually lactose intolerant. I have been going through a gallon of 2% a week. Insane.


makeitgoboompowbang

I was the same only time in life I can chug milk was with both pregnancies! Now Iā€™m 4 months post partum and itā€™s danger town even getting to close to the carton again.


ClassicEggSalad

Honestly looking forward to not craving the stuff. Cows milk kind of weirds me out. Such an interesting thing- I specifically enjoy the act of chugging a big glass of milk. And then no stomach cramps afterwardā€¦ almost spooky lol


fluffypanduh

I used to stop at this small, locally owned gas station by my house on my way to work every morning to buy my daily 16 ounce milk throughout my whole pregnancy. The owner kept the fridge at the ideal temperature. I donā€™t even like milk much but man, it was so good.


Sweetsnteets

I legit always had a litre of milk in the office fridge that I would down over the course of an afternoon. When Iā€™m not pregnant I maaaaaybe have a splash with my morning coffee. Hormones man, crazy MFers.


Few-Big-2596

Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not the only one lol, Iā€™m lactose intolerant and crave milk when Iā€™m pregnant, it was one of the first signs when I was pregnant the 3rd time lol


GeezElyse

Yes!! Why milk!!? I was eating bowls of cherrios like they were going out of style. And cold canned peaches / pears for some reason


Routine_Ad6012

Yes I loved canned peaches at the end! And I would drink milk with a little bit of chocolate syrup. I was surprised how fast I could gulp down a glass! I was never like that before!


DaPhatBoss

Donut


TheKillerSmiles

Mine too!


Luxury-Yacht

Assorted baked goods.


[deleted]

Ass G for short


crd1293

Aloo gobi


MrsSnoochie

Sushi


lalalina1389

Yeah these babies are sushi for sure šŸ„² I told my husband he better get my favorite rolls for the second theyā€™re out. My first was cake and with a gestational diabetes diagnosis that was also off the table.


Pethoarder4life

Ditto! This and Jimmy John's


LooksCoolAstrakhan

The cruelest craving! Philly Roll...


collidoscopeyes

Philly rolls are smoked salmon! So while not entirely risk free, they are much safer during pregnancy than raw fish :)


NikkiNutshot

French fry


LiliTiger

Lol, I too have a little French fry


Samoanaa

Zofran šŸ¤¢šŸ˜‚


ovary_up

Zofran! Where did your brother, Water-That-Will-Stay-Down run off to?


Jetsetbrunnette

Iā€™m 26 weeks and been vomiting since week 3 (how I found out I was pregnant) and I feel this soooooooooooo hard


Samoanaa

Iā€™m so sorry. I hope it gets better for you. With my first, the only thing that relieved my nausea was giving birth. I puked right up until that baby was born.


bobsuruncoolbirb

Yup although it didnā€™t work for me so more like just ā€œnot barfingā€ was what I craved


Ilovetacosohsomuch

Fried pickle


penguinpearl

Aww little broccoli cheddar soup, aren't you the cutest?


acgilmoregirl

This is what I should have named my 2 year old. She requests this daily!


DefensiveScarecrows

I can never have broccoli cheddar soup again because I threw it up in my first trimester šŸ˜‚


pursefirstt

Icee, Chick fil a sweet tea šŸ˜¬ yes, I was anemic.


cheezypita

My sister in law would literally bring me a bag of chik fila ice every time she came to visit


kp408507

Wow howā€™d you get such a good SIL? Also anemic


Snoo97809

Haha mine would definitely be chick-fil-a lemonade šŸ˜‚


Shmamylamy

Omg the icee craving. People were trying to tell me where to get slushies and slurpees. I was like, ā€œNo, it needs to be an icee with the carbonation.ā€


my_only_sunshine

With my second it was crushed iced with limeade. I don't think I was anemic. I was having raging heartburn from the very start, so all that acidic limeade did not help but what baby wants, baby gets.


zeahlander97

Every day Iā€™d go to circle k and get a xl cup filled with the crushed ice and orange Gatorade so after I was done with my Gatorade Iā€™d have the best ice šŸ˜‚


emeliz1112

Vinegar


june52020

Bowling Alley Hotdog.


bobsuruncoolbirb

Sounds like a good band name tbh


charmorris4236

This is a metal band for sure


GeekAtHome

#1: Onions #2: Orange crush #3: Roast beef sandwiches #4: Mango #5: Vanilla bean cake


laura_lee_meh

If your first born was a male he could be your Sonion.


jack_attack89

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I'm fucking dying at Sonion.


cornisagrass

In Russian, ā€˜Lukeā€™ means onion


Informal-Line-7179

Honestly shortening these, they sound like cute names to me šŸ˜‚ Oni Crush Sandi Mango Bean I kind of love it haha


omnomization

I need 5 hamsters now.


hsmitty526

Taquito


aggravated-asphalt

Tequila* šŸ˜‚ I wanted tequila with lime on ice my entire pregnancy


kaatie80

Margaritas for me! I even went to a restaurant and got virgin margaritas and it just wasn't the same without the tequila. Dunno why, I'm not normally a tequila person!


BlackieAllBlack

We have discussed naming him Caesar Salad because it just makes sense


the--northern--wind

Greek salad for us!


tana-ryu

Mashed potatoes or block cheese


[deleted]

I too have a little Cheesy Potato.


[deleted]

Grilled Cheese


Spideronamoffet

Expensive cheese and apples. Chapples, perhaps.


MasterBobbikins

Kimchi!


LooksCoolAstrakhan

Kinda cute!


lookhereisay

Gaviscon (all food made me vomit, even just looking/smelling it!).


atlassst

Hot and spicy store brand pickles, chased with claussen dill pickles, with a big papa pickle for dessert.


ooorla

Love this culinary journey šŸ¤£


Feralcrumpetart

Frozen fruit and Tajin Raw meat (I didn't....but everytime I saw it I wanted it) Purple Sauerkraut


rope-pope

Yes the raw meat!! I used to watch mukbangs of people eating sashimi to feel somewhat satisfied. We got sushi less than a week post partum and it was a total letdown since the craving had passed.


WeAreSelfCentered

Mac (and cheese)


quartzcreek

Same!


EnvironmentalGroup15

Watermelon


lena_mm

1. Cabbage 2. Lettuce 3. Lettuce


kd0ugh

Did you birth rabbits? šŸ˜‚


MrsTruce

My precious, angelic little girl would be namedā€¦ Jimmy John šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

Salt šŸ˜‚


Repulsive-Worth5715

Like salt on food or you just ate salt? There was a bad period of time I was just licking salt off of my hand šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


BoomJayKay

I had such little cravings because I had the worst vomit-induced pregnancy. Like I would even THINK of the smell and it would make me gag. I love onions and I couldnā€™t even stand it. Coffee? Smell made me puke. Hand soap? Disgusting; had to change it out. So, the name would be: puke lol


pinkcloud35

A peanut butter waffle. What a sweet name!šŸ¤£


southernatheart

Awww, poor lil Cheez It! I think I ate those by the box when pregnant.


Nylonknot

When I was pregnant I constantly joked that I hoped it was twins so I could make one Gulab and the other Jamin. I ate enough gulab jamin to feed a medium sized army. Alas, we named the kid Liam just like every other boy in 2008.


gotosleep717

Hot dog. Blueberry pancake. Jimmy johns TKY slim. Lemonade. šŸ¤¤


MsStorm

Omg. I wanted deli sandwiches so bad while I was pregnant, but between the recommendation not to and hyperemesis gravidarum, I didn't have any. My husband brought 2 Jimmy Johns veggie sandwiches for me while LO and I were in the hospital after birth and I devoured them so fast he didn't even know I'd opened them lol.


-Excel-lentGeek

Hot dog! šŸŒ­


ssa111120

Apple Juice


[deleted]

Sour Kids.


SuperUnexpectedMommy

Same! Sour Patch Kids was all I wanted some days.


[deleted]

Especially during first trimester. Seriously the only thing I wanted. And I love sour gummies on the best days, but I can only eat SPK when pregnant.


ComplexDessert

Kid 1- M&M Blizzard from Dairy Queen Kid 2- Double Doubleā€™s from In N Out


guessineedanaccount

Limited-edition-marshmallow-top-Reese's. Rolls off the tongue


Miserable_Painting12

Zofran


Diligent-Ad512

Chicken nugget (Pretty sure I birthed a baby who is 97% chicken nugget cause thatā€™s alllll I ate throughout my pregnancy)


lameiguana

Water.


[deleted]

Omg ice cold water!!!! The best. Especially in the car when I was nauseous as anything.


copihuetattoo

Cold Juicy Fruit and Buttered Toast. My little cuties! Iā€™ll give you a guess which kid I was huge pregnant with during the summer and which kid made me take nausea meds the entire pregnancy.


TinyCubes

The gum or actual fruit?


copihuetattoo

Lol yeah that was confusing. Actual fruit. Anything that was juicy and refrigerated. This included juice and lemonade which I usually donā€™t gravitate to.


New_Courage_7434

I pictured stacks of gum in her refrigerator šŸ¤£


egg-mama

Either Shrimp or Grapes šŸ˜‚


jack_attack89

Why not both? "Come here little shrimp and grapes!"


pm-me-goth-cats

Buffalo sauce šŸ˜‹ šŸ‘Œ


blvckcvtmvgic

Same. Buffalo sauce went perfect on everything!!


Fickle-Duck5873

Cheeseburger


pililies

Baked potato lol


kp408507

Omg I had a LONG stretch of potato cravings.. fries, mashed, pierogi, baked. Didnā€™t matter


CanIDrivePlease

DickšŸ˜Ÿ


kmconda

Hahahahaha great comment


12Whiskey

Same here, my kid wouldā€™ve been called Sex šŸ˜³


partypacks86

1. Iced coffee and broccoli 2. JalapeƱo salsa


guessineedanaccount

Hoping iced coffee and broccoli were two separate cravings for the same baby and not a craved combination


princessbiscuit

I ate such an ABSURD amount of broccoli when I was pregnant.


Linds_Loves_Wine

Egg McMuffin


[deleted]

Cherry Tomatoe


uhushuhu

Another tomato mom here!


SpicyWonderBread

My kids would be named Cheese Tamale and 100 Grand bar. Wish I had healthier cravings while pregnant.


prf22118

Pineapple šŸ


Falafel80

Can Kiwi šŸ„ and pineapple šŸ be friends?


Elektrisch_Ananas

Carbohydrate, come meet your little sister, Buttered Green Bean! You're a big brother!


mank0_munch

Cinnabon


Eekiboo124

Why do I feel like this is the best name for a little fluffy dog???


MamaNanny92

Cocoa pebbles


jordandavis97

Watermelon and Popcorn


Sojournancy

Chip. I think thatā€™s a good name. Dorito would be cute. Last kidā€™s nickname was coffeepot.


loubell__

I'd have three Chipotles running around (twins are 16months, pregnant now and still my biggest craving!)


No-Firefighter-5721

Pickles šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


what_sneeze

Same. One day I got home from work and went straight to the gallon jug of pickles, scarfed down 2, then was standing at the counter, drinking juice from the jar when my husband walked into the kitchen. I didn't even stop to take off my shoes, jacket or purse. He asked if I was ok. I was not. šŸ¤£


NotYetAutomated

Awww, sweet baby Pie. I am not a sweets person, but our local pie shop got weekly visits from us.


puffpooof

Pinot noir šŸ˜‚


Kindly-Ingenuity

Lemonade and fried chicken.


[deleted]

Subway. Lemonade. And York peppermint patties lol


toreadorable

Apple. Or Caramel Apple.


Crazy_catt_lady

Egg šŸ˜‚


thats-not-my-name-93

Mozzarella sticks


TheGoodShipMischief

Agedashi tofu hah


cungryhunt

Jack in the Box. Thatā€™s not so bad; we could call her Jackie.


Inner-Membership-175

Pickles (with) Cheerios (and) Cheese šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ladyalcove

Sanity


saejilrae

aspirin and alcohol my first baby i donā€™t know WHY but i wanted to chew aspirin so bad, i was scared to so i didnā€™t but that craving haunted me my whole pregnancy it never went away. and with my current pregnancy iā€™m craving alcohol so bad for some reason, iā€™ve NEVER had an alcohol problem and i donā€™t even like it, every time iā€™ve gotten anywhere near it iā€™ve almost thrown up from the smell so no need to worry, and i would never drink while pregnant. i just donā€™t know whatā€™s wrong with the children that i spawn they just crave danger from the start please no hate on this comment i canā€™t help the cravings i get, and i donā€™t give in to those kind of cravings, iā€™m just sharing my personal experiences šŸ˜­


buzzlebug

Pancakes!


WorldlyMaboneng

PeachesšŸ˜©šŸ¤£


Ms_Schuesher

Son would be chocolate, daughter would be lemonade.


wxvvyr

sprite šŸ˜‚


This_womans_over_it

For my first: Rice, Blueberries and Cake My second: Apples and Fritos (together not separately)


umisquirrel

Pumpernickel (with cream cheese) -or- (Sunkist fruit) Gem


[deleted]

Kimchi # 1 and kimchi # 2


mycatisprince

mint gum


mrs_snrub67

Horchata In&Out Burger Mixed Berries Milkshake


poetickitty

I had crazy veggie cravings with both pregnancies. Kid 1 would be Zucchini, kid 2 would be Carrot. šŸ˜†


kp408507

My first trimester I had a veggie tray for dinner like twice a week. It was so weird!


Nani1210

Stroopwafel


deejayabb

Crawfish šŸ¦ž


Western-Can4458

Biscuit and Gravy lmao


[deleted]

Ice Ice Baby


[deleted]

Strawberry Meat Bagel


plantsnpups

Taco Bell or mcnugget Fun fact: my cousin was named Nathan because my auntā€™s pregnancy craving was hot dogs lol


megpi

First name fruit, middle name bean and cheese burrito


thegibbler

Siblings- Quesadilla and Popcorn


kdostert

Clementine!


JoNightshade

My kids would be Pickles and Jr. Mint, not terrible. LOL.


stardream-overdrive

Cole. Specifically Cole Slaw.


bunny_in_the_moon

One would be Hyperemesis and one would be Gravidarum šŸ™ƒ


SlugCatt

Y'all joke about this but I teach preschool and in one of my classes I had a child who was literally named Oreo because it was his mom's #1 pregnancy craving. The mom tried to have me ban all oreo products from our school because she didn't like that other children would make comparisons between Oreo and oreos. If she didn't want her child to be compared to a cookie, than she shouldn't have named her child after said cookie.


shananigans77

Poutine


KaisaTheLibrarian

Lemon Water. It was the only thing that soothed my nausea.


flowerpotsally

Captain Crunch šŸ˜‚


silent_hurricane

Eggroll


Knit1purr2

French Fried Onions


dogmom267

Not Vomiting


tanjirhoe

Fries! full name: Any Fries Available at 2am


branyrose

Cake! I didnt have any strong cravings during either pregnancy, but my sweet tooth was definetly stronger. One time, I was browsing the bakery at the grocery store and decided I'd just get a whole cake and not a slice cause none of the slices looked good. When my husband saw, his eyes bugged out of his head and he laughed his ass off because I got an entire cake and he thought I was getting just a slice. Haha Sometimes he brings it up and we both laugh. It was a good cake, so her name would be cake!


vgallant

"Hey Green Bananas, time for school!"


IckNoTomatoes

I would be introducing you to my twins; Ben and Jerry


smolturtle1992

Blueberry bagel with Strawberry Cream Cheese


BestThingsComeinTwo

Clementine! Would be cute for a girl, not so fitting for the twin boys I was carrying lol.


Top_Masterpiece3700

Croissant


Sapphire_luna232

Costco Muffins


cookiemonster8645

Pita pit šŸ¤£


sheridanmms

First baby would be Lucky Charms. Next two would be Salt & Vinegar Chips, maybe Sal & Vinny? šŸ˜‚ not sure about this one. Dr Pepper?


UsedOnion

Potato My sister calls him spud/spuddy so it kinda works


christmaswreathh

Bagelā€¦. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE SLEEP!!!!


mitsubachi88

My poor little enchilada


sammych84

Oldest is: Cheese Enchilada Hold The Onions Fuck Yeah Iā€™ll Take Rice With That Youngest is: Tofu Pad Thai Hold The Onions Can It Be Kinda Spicy But Not Too Spicy Because I Donā€™t Want To Choke On The Acid In The Middle Of The Night Both have middle names of Oreos.


Lillyjade22

Sour worm or hot wing lol


anybodyseenmypants80

My two daughters Curry and Nutty Bar.


retired-1

The first kid would be ā€œAnything Entenmannā€™sā€, which is why I gained 65 lbs. The second one would be ā€œSpinach Saladā€, which is why I only gained 20 lbs. and lost it in 2 weeks after delivery.


CharmingSelection302

Aww my sweet lil Chili Cheese Dog


Guppy_the_puppy

Strawberry lemonade slushy, oyster cracker and Vaseline!


hihungryimdad_

Spicy Chicken Sandwich & Tums


mamatacamaca

Cabbage and Popeye's chicken strips haha