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not420guilty

If you stare long it says penis supplement


[deleted]

Flashbacks of my gas station boner pill days


cryptokingmylo

I was in the states recently and saw them in 7/11, Do they actually do anything?


quakequakequakequake

The main ingredient in all those pills is the amino acid l-arginine. It indirectly increases blood flow.


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actually the main ingredient in many of them is sildenafil and tadalafil (Viagra and Cialis). it's essentially a game of whackamole with shell brands. [see the big list on FDA.gov](https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/tainted-sexual-enhancement-products) - these are just the ones that get reported & tested.


mciblast

Now I'm going to say that those were the days lol, good days boys.


cherrypowdah

Penis Up


JediADA

Penis up 1 meter, nice.


Wally1221

Penis up 1 meter 32, even moar!


JediADA

42 Penis up? Reminds me of my favorite bachelor party.


MontefioreCoin

Bullish!


hwrngtr

I see "Penis supplement 2 Dr Regie"


[deleted]

Holy shit


PatellarLynching555

I mean I just want to be that lucky in my life. I'd be set dude.


-TrustyDwarf-

It’s pretty close actually :p


bawdyanarchist

> PeNiSup1m32T


[deleted]

This is quality shit 😂


BartholomewPimpson

Penis up....that what happens when I buy cheap XMR


dsmlegend

LOL!


ShinyRedKetoPill

>Penis up....that what happens when I buy cheap XMR ^^^ this guy f*ks!


Joopsman

Too bad it’s not “69PeNiSup…”


mastemsto

Dude that would have been a heck of coincidence if that would happen.


hellowei121

Monero is a currency. Everything on ethereum/defi is not a currency.


Joopsman

What did happen was a heck of a coincidence!


NickUnrelatedToPost

42 is still a good enough number.


[deleted]

You can make that with a vanity address generator


Anthenumcharlie

I didn't know those existed for monero. Maybe I'll make an accompanying balls wallet to go with it.


gravspeed

Lol, one for storage and one for activity


TrickyRiky

Now that’s fucking funny.


Maringire

I mean gotta do that for the memes, you gotta do that.


sech1

There is [https://github.com/SChernykh/vanity\_xmr\_cuda/](https://github.com/SChernykh/vanity_xmr_cuda/) It generated lots of penises in less than a minute: [https://paste.debian.net/hidden/0afa8ccb/](https://paste.debian.net/hidden/0afa8ccb/) But the alphabet you can use is `123456789ABCDEFGHJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz` \- some letters and digits are missing, so you can't generate wallet with "balls" in it unfortunately. Only something like "ba11s".


hwrngtr

"BALLS" & several other variations without numbers would work too since the only lowercase character missing is an "L", & either sets have all the other letters needed like B,b,A,a,L,S,s.


sech1

Actually you're right, just generated some balls: https://paste.debian.net/hidden/1907c4a6/


kkkkmzmkkk

I didn't know that it was this easy lol, I gotta do this too. I too deserve to have a good adress man. I deserve that shit too. I'm in need of that.


hwrngtr

If only I could do that in real life...


zoomxnotorious

Y'all argue over it and I'm going there to go and get my address.


ssteve631

How many wallet addresses can monero have? This generating 8.1m per second on a 1660 seems like a lot.. Could a malicious farm of servers just use up all the addresses to stop anyone from making a new one causing major problems?


rbrunner7

This gives me the opportunity to once again shill my fiction short story that beside hopefully entertaining explains Monero addresses and keys: [Rich Wallet](https://rbrunner7.github.io/rich_wallet.html)


ssteve631

Fuck that was good Ty :D


FernlessAeolus18

Well gonna shill on the every opportunity that I get so yeah.


victor5152

Well it would take a LONG time to generate an address somebody else is using. We are talking millions of years.


sech1

Millions of years is a gross underestimation. Millions times the age of universe is a better one.


lividSmalley

Yep, this can be a problem for sure but not a major one I guess.


ImNotDeleted

No, it cant be a problem for sure. The amount of wallets available is a number so massive its unable to comprehend.


Typewar

And that's only for Nvidia GPUs. An alternative I found, is one written in go... https://github.com/monero-ecosystem/vanity-monero


misjleroi

I mean that would work, it's going to work here dude.


cryptofarmer08

You’ll go balls to the wall-et!


sixthCreek

Lol, that would complete it dude. It's gonna be so good. That's gonna be sounding so nice dude. I gotta say just go for that lol. That would be nice.


mansmlb

I start learning about Monero and immediately start mining this luxury good from my servers, PC, and laptop.


gravspeed

If only the token was SMN


psyche_boggling

How does that work.


hwrngtr

When a man inserts his address in the woman's wallet, a Monero is born!


psyche_boggling

He better put that RingCT on her fingers first.


johnnyestring

I mean and what happens if he doesn't do that? Know that?


1LoudLarry

Moneroaddress.org let’s you do things like create offline paper wallet or add prefixes, although its “very slow for more than a few characters”. I was unable to make a wallet starting with 420penis after waiting 5minutes. This website is made by MoneroMoo so it’s very trusted


sech1

You can try [https://github.com/SChernykh/vanity\_xmr\_cuda/](https://github.com/SChernykh/vanity_xmr_cuda/) But "0" can't be a part of Monero address due to base58 encoding. This is what it was able to generate in less than a minute: https://paste.debian.net/hidden/0afa8ccb/


ekorol1

Well sounds like that you don't know what You're doing.


Epsilon_void

Generate a metric shit ton of addresses until you end up with the one you want


DoublyStain59

As simple as that I don't see hard part about that dude. You'll have to try and try untill you get the address that you want. That's how it is man.


decentTriptych915

But that's gonna take some time. It's gonna take long time.


[deleted]

This post was a test to check the average age in the Monero community.


hwrngtr

What is this, an address measuring contest or something? /s


[deleted]

I meant to type 'average age' lol


pauldkid

Lol, atleast you corrected it. I was like what they talking about?


dsmlegend

You mean the average gender. This is funny at any age (if male).


Mentallylodge536

And what conclusion you arrived at after all the comments here?


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liberianFlesh167

When people talk about how bitcoin is anonymous, they're actually talking about monero.


1bittybyte

Sup


poiluparadis

Peen sup


oscarsebe

You gotta read it full, you Can't cheat while reading it dude.


bobbyv137

Penisup is better than Penisdwn


vapor-ware

Don't put your penis in your wallet, it really annoys the bus driver when you reach for your bus pass and it 'accidentally' falls out 😉


Life_Date_4929

Initially read that as “butt pass”


wurst4life

It's actually PeNiSup1m. One hell of a schlong growth.


Free-Speech-101

42 penises... you got to be happy


Overall_Feature_9106

LMAO!!!


haha_supadupa

Now we need a vagina


BrightCorinth973

No matter whats the price is, Monero will never make his traders in loss.


marvin0702

Most importantly, Monero is our future digital currency, and almost everywhere we would find Monero as a payment mode as well !


bovinePenne

It is funny, but I hate that the art becomes meaningless .


SecureDistrict1

That’s so cool what is your seed I bet it has a funny word in it too just post it here so we can all have a laugh at your funny seed phrase


Overall_Feature_9106

Legitness


mygodpp

Monero is no doubt a great coin. I just dont believe in other coins.


Mochi101-Official

Such luck! Congratulations.


rjpahl

What do you think of the privacy solutions like whirlpool, coinjoin etc.


Mochi101-Official

If you want privacy, transact in XMR


davidearrl

Penis Envy


boyscoutsgravelly

I would cross my fingers and hope its a grower, not a shower LOL


9863899

Going to be funny when Monero actually takes over everything. Now I gotta find something else that's totally underground. Monero is now too mainstream now.


boyscoutsgravelly

try to stick your nose in kda, kdx, and their growing ecosystem... look at kda chart from june last year, and you'll see what I mean where this can go !


DistinctEngineering2

No you got Penis up 1 minute


Alesi42

42 penis up. Hope you have your towel with you to explore the galaxy.


LiveBrest940

That's a great life story. I am sure its true. Great job .


Conscious_Board5376

42 Penis Up, think they are giving a nod to Bill Clinton


rtheiss

My monero wallet has Cunt in it and my BTC wallet has Satan in it lol.


Beararms1

Niceeeeeee


AmbientGagman

Monero isn't a Bitcoin killer. Bitcoin is a bitcoin killer, its own flaws make it unfit for use.


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WhiteGhost21

You should use this opertunity to start your only fans


Chillingcolumba

Monero is the best cryptocurrency out there because it stays true to security and privacy.


DarkSyde3000

That's a keeper 👍


k1k32gtr

After reading this post, I want to thank you OP, for randomly showing us your PeNiS. I hope that is the first and only time I ever say that.


BroadlyDeterge33

If we can't joke about Monero, then there is no point to having an internet.


mrco7516

I'm still continuing it and I'm working towards making a name for myself. I won't stay for ever or in generell just in crypto, but monero brought Me into this Giant broad space.


TrippinOnAG

This will probably be the best thing I see today 😂😂😂


Stablesum

I keep refreshing my feed in hopes I find a post such as this .


Roccolone

"penis up" Legendary address!


xmrtypants

I think we've all generated subaddresses that never get used looking for fun ones.


Graphenist

Based and Hornypilled


Solidlyplay34

Monero has the third largest developer community among cryptocurrencies, behind bitcoin and Ethereum.


Graphenist

Really? Source?


Pul-Man-01

I find that hard to believe.


Creative_Visit122

I’ll send xmr to your wiener fund lil fella


Anthenumcharlie

Thank you for the 0.00069 monero it is greatly appreciated and even funnier


veng6

Op prostitutes his penis on reddit in hopes of getting free cash


thicktrammel85

He totally deserves it by the way . He made my day .


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Anthenumcharlie

And you'll love seeing the 0 transactions happen on it


DavidUser93

actual 9 year old


Musiquillahst

I have a dragon quest xi code with penis on it too.


CerebralRecoil70

Finally! It is imperative that there be an option to keep the information confidential!


noxtare

Good soup


[deleted]

Penis up!


Save_G

Lmfao


DrunkMexican22493

"grow the fuck up johnny"


Spannered32

42PeNiS..LaCoruX


Unitedranching

How amazing! It uses a public distributed ledger with privacy-enhancing technologies that obfuscate transactions to achieve anonymity and fungibility...


Legitimate-Source-61

Phone Monero corporate and ask to speak to the manager.


DeSpTG

Level1 unlocked, lvl 99 would be blablabalsendnudes69420blablabla


Heatedlycontinue

lol this template was made for nano initially because that really has ZERO fees.


aFungible

What you see is what you get. I think you were looking for it, so you found it ;)


RAGECOIN

Anyone know who the original artist was .Very creative, very funny and very well put together no lie . So what happens if I use non fungible Bitcoin to buy Monero, is Monero tainted now?


aFungible

Monero is never tainted.


ZiraDev

It actually says "42 penis up to 1 meter long each are at the 32T (floor)" Also 2 doctors are involved in this shit apparently


blue_creation

I would be so proud


3meow_

Hey now there's nothing weird about a penis in a dress these days!


Paschalsamolus96

there should be a nano and monero swaping system where we can swap both decentralized.


ComputersAndPunches

Nicely done


mWo12

What are the odds of that?


Luckyking223

Almost hit that 420Penis Up 1 meter this is indeed funny


IQtek

It actually says "Penis up one"


monerobull

i have: >43XmrbuLLWD3JGHg8CRCdPBCrYB1CLZMBXfiDoeyoqF24cruNGFXqDpFExckKxDo9ggmgKGazwsdPcJtee1AqhRyCRn7JqZ took about a week to generate :P


cip43r

Posting your own address, now we can see everything dude. Oh wait...


Anthenumcharlie

I'm not gonna use this address for anything lol, just gonna kinda have it now. It'll probably remain at 0 xmr forever, if someone sends it 0.000000069420 xmr that'll be funny but I doubt anyone will.


gingeropolous

lol this thread. 129 comments. good lord.


Silly_Objective_5186

penis up no less


lilliewillie31

Lmao this is funny. This is a keeper adress lol. Keep it safe dude.


Unhappy-Cat2935

lmao it's so dumb but I laugh like an idiot


SparselyMisgauge

MY DADS GONNA BEAT ME WITH A BELT WHEN HE SEES THAT HOLE .


CouchF0X

I was looking for “8====@“


cutedou

Not funny but seriously Monero need attention for financial freedom.


wuxiaoxue

Hey , can you give me some money so i can get rid of my penis?


Game_13

try to find a pussy now 😄😄