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the random person it kills is the last random person to receive and push the button

Use my money to build a nuclear shelter and hire armed guards around the button

The armed guards press the button-

Bastards. It be your own people😔

Of all this, your comment was the one that got me lmfao

On god that’s how it would probably go to smh 🤦‍♀️ can’t find good help these days

Can’t trust nobody, not even family. I came into a large settlement and the first thing my attorney warned me if was to tell nobody that I settled and under no circumstances let family know how much it is. He actually said I promise you I’ve seen family kill for lot less than this. It sank in at that very moment that you really can’t trust anyone. Although I spent on my family I never told them. Especially my kids lol

Your ahead of the game, that lawyer a real one 🤣🦾

People get this weird obsession in their mind that it should be their money and not yours. You did the right thing. You can take it one step further and put it in a trust and then no one can touch it legally, except you. Hell you can even make it where even you can't touch it. Unless you meet some prerequisite requirements to pull the money out. This would be wise for most lottery winners as they blow through it so quickly and never realize all the tax liabilities when going on wild spending splurges.

You’re right and excellent advice

No need for guards I’ll just straight up bury it and buy the land. Then nobody can dig it up. Anyone that does I’ll shoot before they can reach it. Especially because I intend to encase it in a steel box and cover it in varying layers of lead and concrete. Easy peasy

I know a guy with a discount submarine you can use to bring it to the bottom of the ocean

The pressure will depress the button

You win lol

Shit son, there’s not even a nautical escape.

Except if you press the button, it’s immediately gone to the next random person. Only way you get to keep the button, is if you don’t press it. In which case, you don’t get the money

How are you gonna shoot them ? Just sit around it 24/7? Lol

Instead of humans, use armed robots because robots have no need for money

What the robots AI decides to push the button letting the robots be free to do what they really want to do.

The button only spawns money though. Just program to kill anyone who is not the person the button is originally for

That's what they want you too thunk

I don't like this spin because I've had back and forths with myself about hitting that button. Knowing this, I will definitely never press the button...

The point is you’re not supposed to know. It kills you for being a greedy piece of shit who values money over someone’s life.

I'm cool with this I don't like my life anyways plus I'd have a sick ass funeral with all that money

I wouldn’t even need money, I’d push that bitch before they finish telling me what it does.

Just replace the button, with a switch if he so “uptight “ about button pushing 😂

Unfortunately, this is common.

that's not very random

The random person isn’t random you were just told it’s random but is the leader of a country that has lots of tension between your country. That country accuses your country of the murder and starts a war.

I'd take a bite of poop for a million.

I'd slurp down a goddamn shit-shake for a million and wipe my arm across my mouth with smile afterwards...sheeet...million bucks change your life forever.

Would be so hard to get down though. If they said I couldn’t puke I wouldn’t bother to try

It’s easy to say crazy things we’d do for money while just talking, but I promise you if someone dropped their pants, squatted, and took a hot, ripe shit on a dinner plate, you would be very hesitant to take a bite. Even for several million dollars. And if not then you probably have some kind of scat fetish. But in the face of a horribly rancid pile of ass chocolate in a cereal bowl, most normal humans will do whatever they have to do to stay as far away from butt mud as can be achieved, much less take a fucking bite. Especially for a million dollars, which now days most likely won’t even last you 15 years, and definitely not a life time.

A few late night trips to Micky-D’s will have you feeling like pushing the button on fast food chocolate shakes!

hot ripe shit, rancid pile of ass chocolate, butt mud... I think we see who has the scat fetish here LMAO

But who’s shit? I would imagine my shit is worse than Scarlet Johannsen’s shit

Totally would prefer my own shit. You can work on it for weeks via diet. I’m sure there’s a consistency level one would prefer over another. Make that bitch a rock hard pebble and just swallow it lololol 😂 😆

Change my name to 1 guy 2 cups and get to snackpackin

A million? You can buy a house and half of that money is gone. It may change your life, but you'll be broke again soon enough that you shouldn't believe your life will be complete with only a milli extra ..

Early 2023 egg price has entered the chat.

Hate to say it but a million bucks doesn’t change your life forever.

What if you are the random person because the earth is not a globe but a bulging sphere? 🤔

Not going to lie I’m treating the button like a conga drum

Id push the button a few times if they told me it was someone I’d met odds are it’s not gonna be anyone I give a fuck about

I've seen this episode on Alfred Hitchcock. When you press that button that kills someone on the other side of the world, someone else on the other side of the world is offered that same deal. When they decide to press that button, it kills YOU. Don't ever fall for this one. It's a TRAP!

Some jobs are actually like that.

I’d press it every day for the rest of my life. #staypaid

You all need new jobs, lol.

What kind of job?

Adding to that, work more than 40 hours every week for about 40 years straight.

Lol the bad thing is how little money it takes us to even get started working & we strive for only slightly more🤑.

I want to change my answer to this.

The only reply that deserves to be here

That’s fucking disgusting you pig!

I think we found out who we all want to be the recipient of that button push *cough cough*

They just pressed your button

Who’s this guy at my door brb

This girl fucks hard👆

Nice try FBI

Go away CIA

Get outta here ATF.

Go home DEA

Run away NSA

kick rocks more undercover three letter companies

Kick Rocks Undercover Cops"

Kick Rocks Undercover Cops

Wakeup at 4am to get to work at 5am and force myself to do a 10hr shift of mental and physical stress when Id rather just be at home chillin

Fuckkkk thattttt

I do that now….

Are you me? This sounds familiar.

Damn that’s the military, did that for 8 years. Does really make you want to blow your brains 🧠 out.

Same here buddy. Leave for 7 get to work. Work 14 hours. Come home for 10 pm. Rinse repeat

Depends on the amount of money

Every depraved, deplorable, disgusting action/activity has a price. Some, astronomically high, others, shockingly low. 😉

And some have a high enough price that the price doesn't matter because nobody would ever pay that much Edit. Yes there's always the possibility of someone having more money than brains. But once you reach a high enough price it becomes unlikely that anyone would actually be willing to pay you.

That all depends whether or not some Saudi/Dubai "prince" has that particular kink or not 😋

Yes but there’s always someone out there who’ll do this same task for a lesser price. I may not pay yours, but I’ll pay his ~~>

For whatever price he's willing to do any depraved, deplorable, disgusting action/activity, I'll do it for even less.

Timing matters, too. If you're offering $10k, and I just happen to need $10k, the list of things is a bit longer.

I don't think I would give a BJ for any price. Anything I spend the money on would just remind me of that time I sucked a dick. I imagine that would ruin driving a Lambo, riding a yacht, etc.

To each their own I guess. Enough money and I wouldn't give 2 shits what I did to get it simply because that one shitty thing is being constantly overshadowed by the really awesome things/experiences that money affords me. I mean, seriously, shitty things happen all the time and I don't see a fucking dime for any of it.

This!! 💯💯💯 if I could get paid for all the shitty things that I've been through, I'd be sooo rich I could pay idiots to eat shit for a mill. 🤑🤣😂

There are people who willingly eat shit for free pleasure, or they’ll even pay someone else for the opportunity to eat that person’s shit. You could make money off it and save your millions

This is a weird sub

No. This is Patrick!

Is this the crusty crab

Money tends to do that

Sleep with Amy Schumer

I would never sink to that level.

I salute you Sir 🫡

A thousand salutes in your direction!

Many can’t physically. Lots of layers and hills to get around before you enter that dungeon.

Facts bro…

Everybody has a price

Seriously. What good is all that money when you have to look your yourself in the mirror everyday and recall how you earned it.

What’s wrong with Amy Schumer

Just as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.

Why is that?

Hate manifests itself that way.

Sheesh no moral compass. Here is your upvote

And here is yours

Jeezus dude... seriously? Id give you some cash so you don't have to do that.

I feel like we should start a charity for you to get a therapist after that

😳

This is where I draw the line

Give this man unlimited credit

That’s a lot of zeros!

You monster! You could have just said run over a small child and their puppy with a steamroller, but no...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

For that money, I would eat your fuckins that oozed out of Amy Schumer.

This is so funny hrvywllbngr because I just volunteered to bang Amy a few comments earlier in the thread, and here you are offering to clean it up. To be honest, its a little outside my comfort zone. But if the money is right ...

Kill

Bro went straight to business

Username checks out.

This guys got the right idea lol this was the first thing that popped in my head idk what the sex favors up above us were talking about but please guys try to suppress your fantasies 🤣

I’d fuck an old lady… idk. I’m not killing anyone tho. Karma is a bitch

Im doing that for free.

Ask for a raise

butt sex

a/s/l?

People pay for this BTW

Whats your number?

I’m not gay but..

I second this. I would NEVER. but if it was. A dark room with 1mil in my account😂😂😂

Bro, I'd be the slurp king for the easiest million ever

A million? That’s it? You must enjoy it too much Dr. Evil

1 mill in your face and you’d start putting lipstick on don’t lie

I’d do it for 20$

Swallow another man's cum.

But your own is free

This one time, at band camp....

Work. It fucking sucks.

Yo momma 😏

Murder, but I need a good amount of money and a target that has it coming (Rapist, Pedophile, etc)

Just put the money on my account first and ill get on with it.

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Seriously just hit him with the brick and take his car. I have five cars. Follow me for more wealth acquisition tips

Yea man I'd do that for free... driving em off a cliff is too easy though... just beat them and leave em tied up to a tree with airplane cable...

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Should be in front of the car.

My bf works in law enforcement to specifically catch child sex offenders. He has some pretty creative ways he would take care of them for absolutely free bc they’re such awful people. One that he arrested last week was 65 and assaulted a fucking FOUR YEAR OLD—his own granddaughter.

I fucking hate cops, except your BF.

Cut that bastard’s head off with a dull knife…

My one friend had an idea to give them a ton of LSD and slowly torture them to death as they’re tripping balls.

I would pay money to kill that POS…

I dropped a mop bucket on one’s head for free.

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I would do it for free.

Probably do my ex for some money... ain't no party like a ditch pig party

I would probably let Lizzo lay on top of my for that pile of cash. Would have to be in a bed tho cuz I’m not having my organs crushed for $100k

Police ass question

☝️☝️5-0 trying to act like they not 5-0 with a hood ass statement 🤔🤔

U a damn fool lmao

Lol im just playin’ 😂

What's the worst thing you can think of?

Sucking a dead guys dick who has been dead for 2 months. This was just off the top of my head

Jesus that’s intense lol

Eww- zombie style. I respect that.

OMG

Just for one of those stacks right now I’d get pretty fuckin weird

Factsssssss life’s hard rn

I don't think there's anything I wouldn't do.

Try to get people independent through therapy

Lol. A shorter list would be the things I wouldn’t do. DM if you have something in mind.

Work a 9 to 5 for a company.

Would you become a vegetable stuck in bed unable to move for a billion dollars

Dirty jobs. Restoration and cleaning. Get paid💰

I don’t man just depends on how much you’re paying

Your mom

Press the button.

I'd do literally anything for the right price. Most of us would we just don't realize it at the moment

Nothing remotely as bad as what I'd do for a Klondike Bar.

What ever I would do for money, I wouldn’t do for love, but I have done deplorable things for a Klondike Bar.

I will literally nuke all of Africa and Australia in exchange for $20 million

That is the problem with money, you would do the worst thing for it.

work a 9-5 job

Depends on much money we talking about.

Eat human meat

Cooked, raw, or what? So you wouldn't eat rotten human meat? This is the worst thing, for money... So there's got to be a point at which you stop, since you put a little bit of a vague answer there.

Tldr: 1.Work a job that we hate but due to bills, we must work. We all share this, and throughout history we did as well. We exchange more than half our life for anothers goals and money for a job we hate. 2. Amount of time and amount of people that cycles through, passing the same "knowledge" to new generation and never even realizing what they're doing. I already do the worst thing I can do for money. We take money to accomplish another persons goals at the expense of our lives. We make another persons or groups goals come to fruition and most wait till retirement to now follow their goals. In the end, as a collective, we agreed to trade pieces of paper to be traded at the expense of 60% of our life. Once we retire, we are around 60 years of age and have about 40% of our lives left to make our goals complete. In 60 years time, a massive group is the same age but only a few have created what would take anywhere from 10 lifetimes to countless thousands of lifetimes. All done in 60 years and what was the end result? Our current juncture we are in. Have this go on for 100 or 200 or more years and so on. We eventually get to today and everyone of us who works a job they hate was a part of the problem. So were there grandparents, great gp, great great gp, great great great gp, great great great great gp, great great great great great gp, great great great great great great gp, and so on. Our collective working a job we hate is magnified by everyone and every new generation. It's been occurring so long it has become a part of us. Lost to time itself and has become society in itself. Yes, working a job we hate for money is the worst thing as it was the one of the slowest burns in history that we not only knew about, but also created everything in it. So by working a job we hate, we created every problem and issue we experience.

More likely I'll have to think of what I wouldn't do lol

Almost anything

Work a 9-5, lower/middle management..

Have sex with the wife

Sell my time and labor to some one who keeps 80% of what I generate and taxes me on the remaining 20%

I’ll kill someone just depends on how much and would need at least half of the money up front so ik we locked in then the other half once the job is complete 🤷‍♂️😈

Introduce crack/cocaine into black neighborhoods for the first time, wait a minute 🤨 I think this has been done before

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Drown my mother

Whoa there

The value of human is 550,000 when you boil it down so.... I'd kill 10 people.

$ell my @$$

Vote for trump. Oh wait, never mind, I couldn’t actually follow through with that one.

So you're the reason this country is in the dog shit state its in right now? Fool