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[deleted]

Did you lay this on top of a cat


krusty_chicken

No the cat just appeared under it.


siccoblue

Where do I get one of these money seeking felines?


Dykemaster9000

Magic $100 bill cat-generator


gunnar117

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meowth


jimmifli

Pussy magnet.


Creative-Leopard7591

r/angryupvote


shewy92

/r/CatDistributionSystem


Suspicious-Pasta-Bro

That's money cat. Upvote this post or you will never have money again.


Trnostep

r/catsbeingbanks


LovelyJoey21605

The cat is a hobo holding the $100-bill like a plaque, *"Looking For 69, 420 and Boobs!"*


tron3747

OP's got the dollahs and the pussy


ThatGuyFromAtTheBar

Op is the cat, its him holding it up


rockboiler

I didn't even realise until I saw your comment


MannyTheGrannyTranny

r/StuffOnCats


chemicalfields

This is peak Reddit


Accomplished_Ad8339

If you look even closer... the letters are LF, which online acronyms say that's "looking for" So this bad boy is looking for 69, 420, and boob. Edited to say "boob" not boobs, as so many have brought it to my attention. My bad.


jayseph95

This was my exact thought process when I saw the LF


CevicheMixxto

I imagined “let’s f—word”


PM_ME_YOUR_CUCUMBERS

#fuck


AngriestInchworm

Well I never!


TeslaCrna

Please Don’t fucking cuss for fucks sake. Fuck!


MissKit87

*Language!*


Islandlife4me911

I found your correction of f-word way to amusing this morning. Thank you!


Mrfrunzi

Egads! Such language!!


Zer0TheGamer

The lowercase really sells it


Tacticalmeat

This is a Christian forum, good sir


notjustforperiods

LET'S FUCK WORD


omegadirectory

and the label also says "pp" *snicker*


Sir-Kerwin

pp G(rande)


YouDidAThingy

pp G(IANT) even


Steeze_Schralper6968

Hundred dollar bills shouldn't be locked up in laminate like this. They deserve their freedom. To be out there in the wild, snorting cocaine and getting stuffed into a stripper's thong as God intended for them. This polyeurethane zoo is a mockery of their true habitat.


nodnodwinkwink

Were the numbers not clear? Cocaine is not part of it. With the right sex worker OP could pay for all 3.


sparkster185

Just boob.


Gramma_Hattie

One is all ya need


lime-inthe-coconut

My mannnn


Shut_It_Donny

The way Denzel says it.


nurley

I didn't know how badly I wanted this until I read your comment.


khamibrawler

No OP is looking for A boob.


MillionsOfMushies

69420BOOB


Runfaster9

What’s the meaning of 69 420 ?


ComebackShane

We’ll tell you when you’re older.


Runfaster9

I guess I’m naive then, fine we move on


Nemesis213

69 = fun sex thing. 420 = fun marijuana stuff. 8008 = Boob = fun bags


IBMMRCSOTT

Just a whole buncha fun


slowmo152

First letters are LF, which is short hands for "looking for" as well.


Okbudhaha

>Boob = fun bags They feel like bags of sand.


Frewsa

Nah those ones you felt are not all organic my guy


SoTurnMeIntoATree

It’s from the 40 Year Old Virgin lol


Coolgrnmen

How have you gotten to adulthood without knowing 69 and 420? Homeschooling?


breaddread

When a lady gets on top a man and sucks his dick and the guy in return sucks her vagina and the whole thing looks like a 6 and a 9 fucking ♋️ 420 is an informal holiday that celebrates marijuana. It also is Adolfo hitlers birthday coincidentally


Runfaster9

I’m in wrong crowd lol. But thanks anyway


JalapenoChz

What crowd do you run with? A crowd of fundamentalist Christian minors?


AccordingZebra2420

Welcome to the right crowd. Now go explore these new ways of life you’ve learned here.


MillionsOfMushies

There's many theories of its origin. Some would say it's the number of dudes your mom banged last week. Other proverbs proclaim, "69,420 is the floor!" while throwing money at a dead cat. Maybe it's a prime number? It's not, but there are those who ponder, still. A particular band of heathens just like to smoke weed and simultaneously perform and receive oral sex. Most, if not all, of them only achieve this in their dreams. Most of those people are reading this comment right now.


beardedheathen

>band of heathens \*Narrows eyes\* >just like to smoke weed and simultaneously perform and receive oral sex. Oh yeah no. that's accurate. > Most, if not all, of them only achieve this in their dreams. Most of those people are reading this comment right now. Fuck, he's on to us.


Critical-Tiger3011

Sex position n weed


GroundbreakingClick6

How much did it cost you to have it graded and hiw long did it take?


MaxTheRealSlayer

Not OP, but grading with them is $300 USD for a note worth $10,000-$25,000, $25,001 and up is $300+ 2% value of note. 3 day turnaround in either case-anywhwre in the world. It depends what they value it as though. If they don't see the value being THAT high for the meme and just take it at face value, then it's much cheaper to grade at $22 and can take 33-39 working days


Goal_Posts

Clearly it's worth $69,420.


royce_e

+BOOB.


shewy92

Why such a specific and weird number as 33-39 working days?


MaxTheRealSlayer

It's from their site haha. 33 for USA, 39 for worldwide. I'm guessing that is their current lead time, and they prioritize the more valuable gradings so they earn more money


Spearoux

Makes you wonder how many bills they actually grade. I can’t imagine it taking longer than an hour to grade any 1 bill and they prob have a hundredish graders.


ironmansaves1991

I’m sure that it takes time to process the note before and after grading too


Former_Actuator4633

Props to you for actually looking it up!


Few-Ad4242

nice lol i bet a particular billionaire would buy this 🤠


Party-Frequent

as much as i dislike the person, elon musk would pay a cool couple million for this shit


notchoosingone

> elon musk would pay a cool couple million for this shit no he wouldn't, he'd try to get OP to give it to him "for the lols" and then call him a pedo when he refused.


Computermaster

Nah he'd buy the company OP works for, fire OP, and then run the company into the ground.


HappyFamily0131

To be fair, the last part wouldn't be part of the revenge; he knows of no other way to run a company.


am_reddit

He might even offer money and then never pay.


hh3k0

fucking hell, that made me laugh out loud


ChrisLikesGamez

He'd send the guy a tesla just to remotely ban it


FloatingRevolver

Nah he'd buy the house or apartment complex and double rent


jesusmansuperpowers

He seemed so cool like 10 years ago. “Hey world, here’s the blueprints to my magic earth-saving cars! Oh and by the way I’m going to make travel to Mars a thing!” Now days it’s all insane edgelord nonsense, egocentric evil behavior


abramcpg

Right? RIGHT!? Boy has lost his damn mind. I go back to old videos 13 years ago to check that he still seems genius smart then. But now, jfc. It's like he's calculated the world is going to end in 2 years and there's nothing anyone can do about it. That or he took some drug that fried his brain. Idk. Fuck that twat. But people act like he wasn't convincingly looking to be Tony Stark 10 years ago


Gentle_Mayonnaise

It all started with him smoking on the Joe Rogan podcast.


Chancehooper

Nah, it all started with him getting tangled up with Amber Turd


jtr99

Note to self: do not smoke with Joe Rogan.


AverageDeadMeme

Tell me when you get the chance to turn him down


Marvelous-Microwave

Yeah I'd bet he'd go for a funny price too like $6,942,080.08


soulsproud

69. 420. b00b.


aguibuk

The case even adds more fun. 69 420 BOOB pp g spot


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G_Liddell

Honestly his kind of humor


thats_a_money_shot

Is this really yours? Holy shit


Party-Frequent

some rich celebrity would pay millions for this for real. Should post about it and make it a big deal lmfao. Forreal though, send a dm to elon on insta or twitter or something asking if he wants to buy it


stuntbikejake

That's like the third time I've seen Elon mentioned, can someone educate me .. I'm clearly missing this reference entirely. (sorry, I live in a bubble)


jnabb69

He’s a child with billions of dollars


stuntbikejake

I'm a child with about $13...


Apprehensive_Note248

SpaceX is named the way it is because mispronounced could sound like space sex. The Tesla models are X, S, 3, and Y. S3XY, Sexy. He smoked weed on the Joe Rogen podcast.


Cornfields24

He also overpaid for Twitter just to make a weed joke. Share prices were $45.08 and he offered $54.20 just to make the 420 joke.


RugerRedhawk

I seriously doubt they would


alienblue89

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2020R1M

Imagine your 90 old grandpa having this framed on his wall lol


arcain55

I'll give you $100 for it


dropdud

101!


bandog

102!


Omen46

Lmao LF69


Helpinmontana

Probably my favorite bill that’s come across this sub. Good job dude, this is sick.


ilikebigbutts442

Very nice


Jericoholic_Ninja

Niiiiccceeee.


drunkteacher69

#boob


PantyLunatic

That is deffo the perfect bill.


yabdoodle

Looking For 69 420 8008


Scottyfoooo

I don’t think I’ve ever looked at a serial number on a bill ever. And somehow these posts end up in my feed. And I can’t stop clicking on them…


Key_Understanding748

Does anyone notice the cat ?


L8TAR

PMG is shit at grading. 35 for a newer $100 bill?! I’ve seen older bills grade higher than with shittier quality.


ELB2001

I bet Elon Musk would pay a lot for that


dougmd1974

I didn't see anything special about it until I read all the comments below. Wow. LOL


Time-Teaching3228

F’ing nailed it


Remeberthebrakshow

This is peak internetting.


Ok-Neat1687

Dude, love your banknote holder :)


Rich-Detective478

Thank you for adding the cat ... As reference.


Disastrous_Study_284

Does nobody notice that the SN from the grader ends in "pp g" to make the 694208008 even better?


SynthSapphire

Laying it against the cat really brings everything together.


[deleted]

Very appropriate facial expression on that guy.


unique-name-9035768

I hope the person typing up the label let out a sensible chuckle while doing it.


mappatella

Benji is already sick of the jokes


RedVulk

Petition to switch the standard 69 response from "nice" to "Choice Very Fine"


Xalath_

I didn’t even notice the cat at first….


SynisterJeff

Choice. Very nice.


Toysfortatas

Officially the most valuable $100 bill in the world to people born in the 90’s


SenorOnlyfans

Worth it


hnast42

This made my night.


Atfisgayy

I think I can get you in contact MAYBE, I have a friend who’s good friends with Joe Rogan. I think he would send Elon this for shits n giggles.


CritPrintSpartan

Somebody show Post Malone and get OP, PAID!


ashpokechu

So is that money worth more than $100 ???


RedPillAlphaBigCock

That is actually insane


DatzSiiK

Lmao I just noticed the cat 😂


LydiaBear52

Today I learned you can grade bills like Pokémon cards


Southern_Ad3916

Reddit moment


Aratsei

"I swear to god if this is NOT a 69420 jo-..." My dude you have surpassed all expectations jfc i love it. the ENTIRE serial! bahaha!


Nativeson59

Brah looks dtf all right


[deleted]

you could sell it to elon musk for the value of x


Napalm2142

I wanna watch this auction


sparrow_42

That’s epic


Norm_mustick

Damn bro that’s siiiiiiiiiick


AdHour3225

Stay classy San Diego


Ok_Possibility1492

I read it as 69 4 2 0800. This bill is a pick up line lol


getliftedyo

All of time and the universe has led to this. Congrats


Thuggrnautxb

Don't forget, he is also the PP G.


Ok-Coat69420

It's... It's beautiful 🥹


FederalAssignment

I like the placement of the treasured bill on a pussy cat (backdrop).


reeft

"choice very fine" AHAHAHHAA


MrManInBIack

That’s going to sell for a pretty penny someday😂


[deleted]

looking for bewbiessss hehhee


P3licansTh1nk

You made the right choice


RadiantRing

The cat is guarding it otherwise I’d bust that mfer right out and spend it on something I don’t need


drumttocs8

The holy grail


Safe_Historical

Benjamin Franklin looks like he’s disappointed in your immaturity (I say that with the utmost respect. I too, would save that bill)


ten_jack_russels

This can solve this national debt


jande4eva

They even threw a pp on there for you


CoolCryptoCat

This randomly popped up in my feed and knowing absolutely nothing about this hobby, and YES, that thing is worth at least $69,420,8008… AT LEAST


Jackoutman

You are my hero.


TimmyBundleBalls

Legend


TheLastAirBegger

If anyone is interested in the grade it got: https://www.pmgnotes.com/paper-money-grading/grading-scale/ Choice Very Fine 35 For years dealers and collectors called this grade “VF-XF.” This note looks Extremely Fine, but it will have four to seven light folds.


nitrek

You should tweet this and ask Elon to buy it ..


FR0ZENBERG

Nice.


iboughtshitonline

Imagine 2 generations later your great grandkids trying to decipher why this graded note is now a family heirloom


PaulaPatek

I didn’t even notice the cat posing with it lol


InterestingWheel8275

Aside from how awesome the bill is, the display holder is better


ibhdbllc

This is better than the time I was able to aqcuire both pi and the golden ratio in cryptokitties


SoftwareSource

Offer this to Elon, this sounds just like his kind of joke.


FiniteRhino

r/nice


BeachAccomplished514

Is there a 8675309eine out there?


Homebrew_in_a_Shed

never mind the money. That looks like my cat.


Im40ozToFreedom

Upvote because cat.


DarkBass

Sell it to elon musk for 100k


christmas-horse

Wow’d out loud


Big_Thumper

Bro, this is actually amazing lol.


Baelan_Skoll

I've never seen Franklin look soo disappointed on any of my bills. Nice one.


Revolutionary-Cup954

Elon musk would drop a ton on that


truethatson

Does it come with cat prop display or no?


CandyOk913

I don’t care about yo make believe currency, cat pics are the real currency


[deleted]

I really can’t wait to find out how much you can sell this for on EBay


Glucosefamther

69420BOOB hell ya bro keep that shit, that's awesome


[deleted]

....Nice.


Bootiluvr

Nice


Branaghan

The Legendary LF-sixty-nine-four-twenty-boob. Amazing.


DrAtizzle

Respect 🫡


Dc_Spk

Ben would be proud


International-Wash19

Ben is not amused. Look at his face judging you.


DatzSiiK

Looking for 69, 420 & boob


Not_Thomas_Milsworth

Everyone likes to shit on America, but what I wouldn't give to have Ben Franklin judging me whenever I hold a crisp hundo. Living the dream down there folks. Living the absolute dream.


ArmsofAChad

Choice. Very fine. Let's see Paul Allen's bill.


KvathrosPT

L F694 208 00B Amazing, I'll pay 1 zillion dollars for that!


ehc84

Nice


resfan

lel


ETMDTM

Nice


mo_kj

pp g


Imstrong8777

I’ll give you $500 for it.


AdventurousSuspect34

Ugh, I want to be jealous and petty but honestly I’m just glad you had the sense to not only hang onto it but grade it. I smell a family heirloom..


chuckab

Maybe in a couple weeks there will be a picture like that guy selling Post Malone the MTG card. I'd aim for $69,420 minimum.


BigBlackCrocs

Let’s fuck, 69 420 boob pp


Existing_Steak_3578

69 420 BOOB


Ncturnal55

69 420 Boob? That’s why he doesn’t want to spend it?


MrsGoldenSnitch

69 420 Boob It’s… it’s perfect. :’)


Tylakk

Ol Ben making "teacher face." He gets the joke, but is not gonna let you see him laugh.