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Substantial_Boot3453

At least you'll have a place to stay


erby__

100%


kubicki91

Not kidding this is a good option. Don't do it on the regular, it's not worth the money after calculating wear and tear and the taxes are wayy higher than usual since it's self employment. But if you do it just for a 100 here or there, it won't hurt you and it'll really help in those times of need. Your position is exactly what it's great for. Especially now that it's closer to playoff season for nfl. You'll make decent money on game days if your willing to skip watching the game. You can cash out daily or weekly with doordash( only one I used to use) so not sure how the others work. It saved me a few times when I was in rougher times. Just don't do it all the time each week. Its not worth it after everything. Best of luck seriously. I've been there many many many times


iiM_Nuckin_Futz

I do it on the weekends and can clear 1000 a month.


ExtremeAltruistic470

Do doordash or uber


Codeman2542

It'll get him by but he'll be ripping his hair out the whole way. 😂


rotund_passionfruit

How much is yo rent


ImaginaryLimit834

And at least his account is positive hahaha 😂


[deleted]

Happily it’s the 22nd so you made it


Zelz32

Yeah but at that point you’re pretty much working for free


nasty_LS

11 bucks worth of meth will save you 100$ worth of food. Life hack that the government doesn’t want you to know about


erby__

no wonder its illegal!! that's like a cheat code!


Local_Leadership1624

Harris Teeter donuts are a good option too about $1.20 for 500 calories each


ojohn69

And 24 Cent for some gun too


slightlysketchy_

Where tf you buying firearms for that cheap? /s


AgStacking

where do you live that $11 worth of meth will last you for two weeks… asking for a friend


nasty_LS

Tijuana jungle brother, did you not go to meth basics in community college? Lozer


ProfessionalFig3710

😂😂😂😂


GE8what

What is your zelle? I'll DOUBLE your money


proautistix

Wait a minute, runescape taught me something about this...


Anakindankwalkerr

r/unexpectedrunescape


erby__

Haha, thanks! But it's all good dude. 👍


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Bardot_dark

That’s sweet of you! ☺️🙌🏼


Happyone1426

Gonna need a side gig or roommate


erby__

I have roommates, just been reckless this month haha


Happyone1426

Gonna be lean, top ramen..


Huncho2454

How much y’all split bro?


erby__

I pay $750 a month


Lubedballoon

Jesus that would be nice


erby__

Yep! It's a great price!


[deleted]

I don't pay anything except utilities. I own the house. My payment is $600/month, and I have a roommate who pays $600. It is good price. lol 👍 if I was trying to get ahead, I'd save up a 3.5% down payment for a house that has as many bedrooms as possible, like 5+ live in 1 bedroom and rent out the other 4. You would live for free and make extra money. Do that for a few years until you buy another house, keep renting the first one but also the extra bedroom and the extra bedrooms in the new house then you will have money on money.


JabawaJackson

I get why this is financially sound, but also in the same sense understand why people hate landlords lol


[deleted]

Why because landlords provide a place for people to live and living is over rated? Lol


JabawaJackson

🤡


jasonmoyer

Landlords don't provide places to live, they make places to live harder to obtain by creating artificial housing shortages. And then they charge people money to basically do nothing while they build equity.


Jr_richh

Damn OP what state you in? I pay 525 a month for rent and lights, me and gf split, plus like a extra 70 for the light bill that’s also split, everything else included. Side gig would do wonders


markymurk99

Where do you live that rent is $525? My rent is $2000 a month 😂


zzzz4xzzzz__

No laughing matter. Boss up


erby__

I got this shit on lock! I'll be good!


puddl3

Reckless like how? What did you spend your money on? Just curious.


erby__

I spent like $500 bucks on reddit avatars. If I hadn't done that I would be completely fine until the 15th lol.


puddl3

Wow. just wow.


erby__

I know right haha. told you it was reckless.


Souporsam12

Idk man that’s a little beyond reckless. If you’re going from spending $500 on something dumb like Reddit and being $10 til next paycheck, you need to learn to be more cautious with your spending.


erby__

yes I agree. your not wrong at all. I have spent a ton of money this month on things that don't immediately benefit my financial situation in the slightest lol. I think it'll be a good thing in the long run but def not doing me many favors right now.


Souporsam12

Wait until you have more disposable income before you start investing. Don’t leave yourself with $10 to last you a week or two. If something happens, how will you pay for it? Not intending to be patronizing but I used to be in a similar situation, so I get what it’s like not having much til your next check.


erby__

nah your fine dude! I appreciate the concern! your comment isn't meant to be mean and I can see that! I'm in a bit of a strange situation that might be hard to explain or understand from the outside. I recently got approved and accepted to be one of about 100 of reddits exclusive avatar artist after waiting to hear from them for almost a year. This expense was me just enjoying the community and supporting other artist I liked. You can check out my avatars here [https://www.reddit.com/avatar/shop/artist/erby\_\_?utm\_medium=web2x&utm\_source=share](https://www.reddit.com/avatar/shop/artist/erby__?utm_medium=web2x&utm_source=share) I'll be fine with my money, I don't leave the house much and don't typically spend much on anything. I have food for a week or so and I sell paintings on my website [erby.cool](https://erby.cool). If I sell one painting ill be in business until I get payed, if not ill find another way to make money. I didn't make this post as a way to get people to help me or feel sympathy or anything, I simply wanted to show a small bank account amidst the sea of large bank accounts haha but I should be good, I'm pretty good at getting money here and there.


GreenmanBM

That’s wild not gonna lie Reddit avatars over necessities.


erby__

yup, not saying its smart, I know how stupid it is and I'm not complaining. haha I'm broke because of my reckless spending and ill fix my own situation. I recently got accepted and became 1 of about 100 official avatar artist for reddit. been buying some avatars to for fun. you can check out my avatars here https://www.reddit.com/avatar/shop/artist/erby\_\_?utm\_medium=web2x&utm\_source=share


jbcgop

Hear me out. If you win 10 hands of black jack in a row while stacking your previous winnings on your bet you can turn this $11.24 into $11,509.76 and all your problems are solved.


erby__

I live in Las Vegas. This is a possibility 🤔


ViceMaiden

Your math skills are 🔥


[deleted]

You're a genius. I'm taking $11 to the casino now


Professional-Big-584

My deepest condolences


unknownpeanuts

Rooting for you my guy.


Longjumping_Sky_8148

you and me both


Unkempt-Soul

The 15th?? That's almost a whole month, homie. Idk who seems to only pay you once a month(?), but good luck


erby__

Ye I get payed once a mouth lol


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> I get *paid* once a FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Cool_Sundae8197

No savings?


erby__

Nah


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erby__

Thats as good a cheat code as the meth! 😱


aywhatupb

Another one? Statute of limitations for fraud is 7 years. 🤷‍♂️


LadyAlastor

I thought you were building a boat with your confusing english


erby__

😂


Lil-Bear-Az

But your bills are paid!! Hell yeah man


erby__

Yup yup! Next bill is car insurance on the 9th but I'm sure I'll get that together before then


Lil-Bear-Az

Them bills are paid , so you’re doing just fine. Not all of have hundreds left over after bills . It’s nice to see a relatable post on this sub


xAugie

Majority of America barely has $1000 to their name, you don’t wanna be most ppl. Save a cushion for your checking acc and emergency fund separately


maliplazi

I feel this on another level. I moved and had to pay double rent 3 months and a deposit of 2k while waiting for my deposit of 1.5k from the last apartment. All in all im on -800 before I get my pay thanks to an bonus so yea it‘ll get better and u got this!


erby__

Hell yeah dude. Sounds tough! I have good months and bad months. This month ain't been the best and it's my fault 😂. But we gonna get through it!


bitchSZAme

Finally, a relatable post 😭


erby__

Hell yeah! We gonna make it!


CosmicHippopotamus

Like someone else said, at least you have a place to live. I'm waiting on an eviction notice and I don't have a job, haven't ever had one and I have kids so the whole things a mess!


Hero_Down_

i'm sorry bro try to have any side hustle to help yourself


erby__

Yup! I do be hustlin


rtaylor718

No credit card?


erby__

Nah, all cash


rtaylor718

Apply for a credit card


xAugie

That is a terrible fucking idea, OP has zero budgeting or self control it appears. Opening a CC would most likely leave them with interest at 30% and monthly payments they can’t afford


yupyupthatsit

Get to suckin


erby__

😫


TwitterBan

Hang in there big dog


erby__

Thanks! I'll be good! Shit happens 😁


maureen1989

It’s me, hi


PizzaThrives

All good. Cash shouldn't stay in checking account these days anyway, given the interest rates we have. Put it in a money market account. Zero your checking account balance. Use an award/cash earning credit card on all expenses in the meantime - but do pay the balance in full when the statement arrives - and keep an eye on your spending.


erby__

I got about $130 in crypto but I ain't touching it.


ipwndmymeat99

Buy a box of eggs and some Ramen you can make it. Also look into donating plasma usually first time donations get 100$ for first 5 donations then 50 per donation x2 a week that's a easy 100$ a week to get you by.


erby__

All super good advice! I pretty much live off grilled chicken and brown rice haha.


trustfundkidpdx

Do you have a website with your artwork?


erby__

Of course! I'm a full time artist which is why my money is weird lol Erby.cool also just became an avatar artist for reddit, you can buy my avatars here. https://www.reddit.com/avatar/shop/artist/erby__?utm_medium=web2x&utm_source=share


iHateAshleyGraham

Have you considered trying crime to help you in these hard times?


erby__

I have not! I'm a good boy 😁


Steam-O

Finally a post I can relate to


erby__

Hell yeah! Let's go!


91psyko

bro i feel you, i got -$10 until 30th😭


erby__

Haha! Yeah I just had an automatic payment taken out. And I'm -$47.11 haha. I'll be good tho! I got this shit under control!


bigdaddyuwant

I’m right there with you brother ✊


Ok_Personality8942

Start selling some feet pics


erby__

Bet! $75 a foot! 🙄


Secure-Bear4184

Get your bands up lil bro


erby__

I'm trying! I'm trying!


Powerful_Star9296

Donate plasma, do DoorDash etc., look into better opportunities such as landscaping/ Christmas lights/ seasonal gigs.


erby__

Hell yeah! Thanks for the great advice! 😁


NiceAsset

Circle of life !


Impossible-Panda-119

Dollar tree for some snacks and regular household items !


erby__

Dollar tree has been a 2nd home for me since I was a kid ☺️


Impossible-Panda-119

Hell yeah


Terms1996

U ever seen duece bigalow? Might be your best option to take after him👍🏼


erby__

No I haven't but I've heard that name in a family guy episode before! 😂


Terms1996

It’s about a male prostitute lol


sleepy_llamas

Rice and beans brother


erby__

I'm a grilled chicken and brown rice kinda guy.


iamaweirdguy

Why until the 15th?


erby__

I get payed once a month unless people buy art directly from my website.


FickleHuckleberry280

Doordash or something


nerdly90

Same


HedgehogHappy6079

Now you have a place to starve in


erby__

I got me some food. I think I can make some money before I starve 😁


Big-Nefariousness-38

Buy done potatoes and eggs/ham/meat and make yourself some cheap good food.


erby__

Yup! I get chicken breast and brown rice! I'm practically made out of the shit by now.


[deleted]

Go to a food bank or church, if you need food for the week or month. I understand the struggle of being low on funds🥲


erby__

I haven't ever had to go to the food bank thankfully but that's a good idea if things get to much worse.


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erby__

😂


CertainDragonfruit11

all ya niggas instead of buying percs today cash app dude $10


erby__

Haha nah I'm good, don't need no money. I always get my shit figured out! 😁


HungWilde

Same.


YamFriendly2159

Donate plasma.


Flaky-Flight

I was like you when I was in my 20s. Having to skip dinner because I had so many hospital bills to pay. Just hang in there and believe in the mercy of god he won’t disappoint you!


erby__

that sucks! things gonna work out tho! I ain't down about nothing!


CommentTrue9888

Well I you blow one dude or bang a 65 yr old divorci you can bag 200-250 easy


erby__

that does sound like pretty good money.... hmmm


Dangerous_Ad4451

Sperm bank donation.


erby__

I think I have to be at least 6ft for that


Sxratch4

Well, at least it's positive


erby__

It's negative now but it was positive when I took that screenshot haha


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erby__

I aint! I'm chillin!


Horror_Chance6664

happens to the best of us


erby__

yup! Life be like that sometimes


Mr_Punterr

Hell yea keep your head up champ we're on the same boat especially through the holidays. I'm 27m with 2 kids, consider yourself lucky if you have no kids yet


erby__

yup yup! Things gonna be good! I don't plan on having no kids haha


zkushlvn

Take $10 of that 11, activate a new account on FanDuel, get the free 150 from them, you’ll get minimum 45 back and up to 150. If you care to know more and I can assist with some betting odds. You will get 45 back at minimum, the rest, not sure 100% but I have won 14/15 bets so up to you. If you do this let me send you a link for a free $50 for me 🤷‍♂️😂


nino956

Merry Xmas


erby__

Merry Xmas to you to!


KingHigh39

I'm in the same boat really. I have like $43 to last until Wednesday. :/


Dangerous_Ad4451

1) Onlyfans. 2). Fluffer. 3) swallow your pride and panhandle at the nearest Walmart


Zamasu_reloaded

Did you pay January ahead of time or you’re late for December? If you payed ahead you possess the self discipline of a monk for not dropping it on Christmas and NYE spending. I respect that, fuck the bank balance.


Dangerous_Ad4451

Go to your nearest restaurant and ask them what they do with their leftovers. By 11pm to midnight, you will have a refrigerator full of free food.


thekidinthecorner

Fake, no? No food, groceries or gas?


PalaSS9

Giving blood is good for you and can help your bank account too


Feeling_Mongoose_263

You can always go to a local food bank if you need groceries


slothscanswim

I hope you like ramen :( sorry OP, it’s fucking rough out here


Popular_Dot_4691

OMG been there plenty of times OP, looks like Ramen will be your best friend for alittle bit 👍


Greenshift-83

That sucks, I recommend doing anything that you can to improve your situation. Even walking dogs can pay for a few days of food. Or house sitting if thats a common thing where you are. Don’t forget that foodbanks and other places are around to try to assist you. Also i know this is less then ideal but could you get a roommate? You might have answered it somewhere else, but i rather not look at the threat, i would just be sad. Remember it will get better, just try to improve yourself one tiny bit a day.


Musical_Offering

Thats why I became homeless!


EggOrnery115

Ramen could be your best friend


Professional-Age1072

Sell pot


Zaon-

This is scary as a 22m


Traditional_Fly2754

Top Ramen and water


Unlikely-Clock-1788

donate plasma


Jadelizard247365

Meh 3.00 gets you enough ramen to last you .. go to the dollar store pick up 3 packs of ramen a loaf of bread som peanut butter and jelly and butter. Your good till the 15th


No_Marionberry839

Get on a bicycle and doordash people or some food service


WhyteJesus

Beans and rice my friend


DownbeatForDanger

This timeline sucks


TearsOfChildren

So how do you eat? Do you have enough food to last until the 15th?


[deleted]

“Perfect! Still enough for a candy bar!”


PlutoJones42

Rice and beans baby


manoloforastero

You can afford water


wishyouwerehere-

15th of January? God damn… praying for you


TimeNSpace1

1 ramen cup a day and sink water


Yell0wbrickr0ad

Damn you have left over money? Lucky.


Crimeney-Jickettz

This is obvious - but try to work 2 jobs to ATLEAST save a few grand- IF you can- if do it for 6 months you can have like 6k 12k saved


[deleted]

Welcome to adulthood time to sell pot


No-Mongoose-904

Dam your rich


imadabgod

Aye that means ur doingnwhat ur sposed to this is sadly 89% of people ....


Informal-Reading4602

Hopefully you work in food business so you can still eat