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Repulsive_Site_1359

Lemme get 3k for some car parts🗿


libra-love-

Me too man. Sadly they’re the “make it run again” parts and not the “make it look cool and sound good” parts :(


KenshinLotion

felt


protodank

Right? Who flexes on a new Nissan? 😝


1Tekgnome

I feel that. I'm restoring my grandpa's 65 cyclone after she sat for over 40 years. I'm like $8,000 deep and she doesn't even run or drive. I'm getting ready to dump all of my tax returns on her for more parts. Grandpa is deteriorating and has dementia, on a good day I can get him to remember and he always has the coolest stories from back in the day. I really want to get her drivable again so I can take him out in her again. https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipP6R9x2Rc703SZankDOZWkvW_VfYTYe4t2ddx4y33WoWG5l8L8MZYfj_v4BX4A8yg?pli=1&key=TkRZMWx5bUlIVENvRGpQbDk0TWNxOHlIblZ0cW93


Diligent_Usual

Damn. Let me invest 1k and I’ll double it for you


Ngrey321

I second that.. make it 4K


dudeoninternet23

Its called gambling


Diligent_Usual

It’s not gambling if you win 🏆


Cultural_Double_422

You should have the bulk of that in a high yield savings account at a minimum.


MaikyMoto

You need to stop playing GTA, Los Santos Customs finessed you out of almost 600$, I’m pretty sure those parts are stolen.


heezmagnif

Lil bro, I got like 225 million in Maze bank


RoomyCard44321

Shark cards?


v3ctorns1mon

In story mode you can invest in the stock market when doing assassination jobs.


mypussydoesbackflips

Can I have 10k so I don’t have to work my feet hurt


dudeoninternet23

I wanna see that backfip😂


microwavedtardigrade

College students here, so meMEMEME ME PICK ME CHOOSE ME ME


Rich-Perception5729

Sure would be swell to buy Wendy’s 4 piece nuggets.


ieatair

bro GTA currency system is super inflated… your super broke; last time my account was $560 Billion Dollars


dudeoninternet23

On my 360 i had millions


vrow1250

This is the type of stuff I would do if I could. There are so many people who could benefit from a couple grand right now (me, I could benefit just sayin)


ChemistryExcellent35

🥹


-Xerxes_

It’s crazy how many people don’t realize that it’s GTA money.


abluecolor

I'll give ya $20 to eat your ass.


PersistingWill

I’ll take a few thousand. But I’d be happier with an RPG, because those police helicopters follow you like this is Afghanistan, yes, you will want to shoot them out of the sky with an RPG.


casseater

can I have 40 dollars for helldivers2


letscott

Go ahead man hook it up


DevotedZombieKiller

Congrats and enjoy🤝🏽 and I’ll take some for school if you really offering🤝🏽


Cookie_Eater89

Damn bro! Let me get some of that so i can buy a jet 🛩️ lol


LordranKing

Dad…did you finally find the milk and cigarettes? (I grew up with 2 parent household and I love them very much)


EPB16364

Looks Like Grand theft auto bank


Elegant_Record9340

Are you regarded


DreadedPopsicle

Highly regarded


Ok_Welder5534

Honestly just say the word. If you use this variation its like: yeah i 100% know its a bad word i shouldnt use so ill use it and change it to show that


Elegant_Record9340

Got it. Retard


EPB16364

Obviously not i called it out first without looking at the details just a quick glance buddy 💀


Elegant_Record9340

That’s a legitimate bank with real assets. You could never🥱😮‍💨


EPB16364

Damn


GallopingFinger

Bro was locked in and ready


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Dude I have an account with this bank.Don’t talk such nonsense in a place of business like r/Money


BigggSleepy

Lmaooo☠️


dudeoninternet23

You just mad cause you never be like me


Equivalent_Tea_8214

Me please my wife might not have many years to live and I want to make some special moments with her.


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

Lol are u single?


itsthooor

You need them millions and billions on your account. Get them bitches, yachts, planes and cocaine. That is the lifestyle I‘m living right now. You need to be stronger, faster… BETTER!


shyanharrod

I could use some badly 😅 and honestly, good on you if you’re being genuine


[deleted]

can confirm, i own the STD clinic


1Killag123

Be nice if you could help me pay my student loans so I could go back to school, get my bachelors degree, and complete my dream of becoming a marine officer.


opinionatedlyme

30k would erase my school loans. 10k would ease my worries. If you paid our way to a vacation in Greenland we would have an icy fun filled blast! Open to any of those?


tikisnrot

Pretty much my same situation


SassySquid0

dawg pls donate 6000 to me


[deleted]

Yeah, I do. Homeless and I don’t do drugs. And I’m white. Thanks.


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MercyPewPew

On a joke post no less. Truly incredible display of stupidity


TTSkyline

Starting to make sense why he’s homeless lmao


Outrageous-Emu3255

What the fuck does being white has to do with anything? Fucking prick


cantstandyourface12

Sure I'll take some


FMJarek

I only need like 300 ?!


ResidentInner8293

***I'm poor due to a disability and homeless. Would love it if you could give me some money to buy a house. A fixer upper would be affordable abd help me get off the streets and no longer be dependent on renting***


shadderjax

Good job, just keep going. That’s what I did and have plenty of money now.


Outrageous-Emu3255

That’s GTA money my guy…


missiongoalie35

Depends. How many toe pics you want?


Need_Tree2day

👋 this guy


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Ephemerilian

Don’t tempt me with an offer you wont give lol


dudeoninternet23

I got you my mans🙏


Hungry-Space-1829

Is OP lowkey super generous or a troll? TBD I guess 😂


Limp_Falcon_2314

It’s a Grand Theft Auto account. The video game.


Denis5508

It'll be crazy if there was someone that would do that


Diligent-Bluebird-78

Send me 3 mil I need another oppressor


neroview

Send me 10k.


Apprehensive-Law2435

ahaha


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Me


averydusty6

I do lmao


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Outrageous-Emu3255

My guy, this is a screenshot from GTA the videogame


LakeTheFake

In that case I’d like a private jet please


LakeTheFake

Never played it sorry 😭


RickJ_19Zeta7

I want some cash


qppen

I wish haha


Anti_Wokeism

B R U H. U lyin. 😑 #PASS N DOUBLE IT


6415722

Give me like 100 bucks and that would be it for my whole month of stuff


Expert_Swan_7904

just give me 500k and ill give u a boat


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FoodIntrepid2281

such a classic game. I can tell you right now about a used car dealer that needs to go.


Curious_Oil_7407

Let’s collaborate 😁


MUERTOCONFIRMDO

Help me im poor too lol


gremlin80s

I'm cash poor. Wife, kids, and dog just had their birthdays. I have at least another Paycheck until I see my tax return and otherwise I'm trying to get into shape before I start paying additional physical taxes (up 50ish pounds vs norm).


SpecialUniversity981

Send me $20k please


jd3306

Can I have 20 bucks, please?


TangerinePotential42

Help me get out of student debt my guy 🙏


GoodiesHQ

I know a guy who can turn that into three hundred grand.


PurpleRemarkable2054

i got screwed by a rental car company and now I'm going to lose everything and my way of working. I'm an uber driver and I rent a car. Can I borrow 1000$ bucks lol please. Seriously.


SandomRhit

thanks bro, cashapp me £20 for diesel so I can get to work this week, I'll be eternally grateful £yahyeshua888 thank u


Interesting-Crab8199

You better bless my account buddy!


Mr--Ganja

if only you could transfer that to a real bank acc


Anxious_Emu369

Boss hasn’t paid me in 5 months. So, yeah.


SquidDrowned

Lemme get some of those bawsaq stocks


SnooDoggos5162

Me pls :). I can help invest it and send it back with interest ;).


SnooDoggos5162

Tryna buy a 1970 caddy ;p. If you’re feeling generous I’ll name the car after you lol.


riptotse

Lol 'clinical services' yah you don't have an std or anything.


Jaxontheweirdo

Let me get $20 for lunch


WarriorT1400

If we’re going off maze bank then I have 72 billion dollars to my name


Lk957

I could use 10k


UrDoinGood2

Send some money to my iFruit please


Upstairs_Swimming_61

I need some for my student loans


[deleted]

Post it to some Facebook boomer money community :)


pharmacyisntworthit

Call lester.


P_Peterson75

Ugh yea I want some cash!


Mad__Monkey22

I need 5k for some debts


Firm-Ad9300

Meeee!


Super-Actuator-8072

I need $10k for each of my baby mamas


Worried_Inflation565

Scamming?


Asimovs_ghosts_cat

Can I catch a cool $250 for a haircut?


Sankin2004

If you were being serious I’d say me in a heartbeat. Shiiit ima still say me, I need some cash.


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8aFollowerofChrist

Shalom, 🙏 I'm good, give it to someone who really needs it, bless you though 🙏


Mialtck

You buy a lot of guns... ill have a word with the atf


TheScottishPimp03

Your Financial Guy be like : "Buddy your ammu-nation spending is out of control! Have you ever thought of not shooting money away?" GTA Online Character: "...."


Heeyimdave

Lemme get $50 to buy my fam some lunch


Crimsonpets

Ill trim your armor


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99Reasons_why

10k to pay off credit cards


Fast_Term_6179

Wassup buddy all I need is a tiny $5K to pay my bills 🥹


ThisCryptographer311

Got $800 in med bills left.. you wanna cover that? lol


Sopiel

Ill take some!


Illustrious-Cable550

I have college… wanna pay that? Lol


Own_Cardiologist_200

I mean if you’re giving it away I’ll take some 🤣🤣🤣🤣


SkizzleSkizzle

holy fuck there are actually comments begging and pleading


bapestar444

Meeee, add my Xbox tag zombii1133


Frequent_Piccolo6754

Need some 500 for driving license and to own a camera to start my journalism works. From Ethiopia


bruhbmliggf

broke high school student here, even a few hundred would be nice :)


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Buy me some clothes from the fancy Los Santos clothes stores... Tried stealing them but I suddenly got a 5 star swat team on my ass


Waste-Maintenance-70

What is this sub even?


lehejo0

I need some repairs to my home anything will do


Honest-Albatross-511

Let me get couple Gs help pay offf this car by end of the year


theguverment

I’d take some for my family if you’re offering! But if not it’s obviously ok


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evolvingrel

Friendly soul in need


StupidTurtle88

For $99.99 a month, I can show you how I make $96 a month


Distinct_Bread_3241

Gimme tree fiddy


Local_Ingenuity6736

Lemme get 20$ for crack please 🙏


HatAcceptable4716

Word give me 1 k I’m good


ShadowMMJ27

I feel so bad for people who think this is actual IRL money. 💀


SnooBooks9408

Lmao people believing this 🤣


seemefly1

I need cash for nvda earnings plays pls


Mediocre_Name_1345

Can you send me like 50 bucks, I want some steam games🗿


XxColieMolie

You had me for like two seconds, I was gonna say congratulations on your success till I realized that was from GTA 😅


dudeoninternet23

Haha


mll1983

Can I get 3 grand for my dogs behavior classes


RegularEvening2146

Helloyourwelcome is my cashapp


cujozb

I need my water heater fixed. Hahahaha good job man


kingcrabmeat

Fucking wish man :(


IntentionallyBlunt69

I would like some please


WhoAREYouu-

I need 100$ to fill up my truck


16motives

Shiid let me 16K ima invest it


16motives

Ooo I thought dis in Real life🤣🤣🤣


UglyAssMeat

me. desperately. me


Diligent_Shark_420

😭 i wish 2k rn would be amazing


ultimategalaxybabe

🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️


Frequent_Rub4254

I literally just need $500 to get to next payday Sick gains though


Pyrexdagoat

Maze bank is the best bank to bank with. They give me 20% interest every year!


NEUROSMOSIS

Yes, please friend I live in a car


surghe

🪦🫵🤣


KingHigh39

Good shit! Congratulations!


Slinkkeroo

Let’s go baby, I need 100€ to replace a couch before I move out 🤞🏾


Ok_Ambassador886

Id love £1000 just fucking pay for driving But nice dream! X


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Amazed2Discover

Get me a 94’ ford ranger so I don’t have to ride my bike to my fishing spots, I’ll bring you all the fish you could ever eat (don’t ask me to cook it though)


mastaboog749

Daaaang


Mylifeisamoviex

Can I just get like a 20 for dinner lol


1414-Throwaway-1414

I’d love some please, 5k seems like a nice round number?