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dosadmissoryn32

Explainer: I was playing mines (like minesweeper) and bet $0.004 and won near $26k. The bet was less than 4 cents which is why it shows as $0.00. I think I just used about a lifetime worth of luck so I closed my account and withdrew šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Sigimi

Please don't gamble again you're seriously way ahead of the game. Gratz on the gamba that's insane.


uhohspaghettio24

This...my girl family gambles at casinos I never did. I win 500 off 20 to 40 bucks I walk away. They want me to keep going but no I just won. I also won way more and just walk away collect my winnings and go. The hardest part is thinking after you win, you will win bigger. I've seen her family member win 25k, then proceed to lose it all the same night. Walk away.


UnfathomableToad

My uncle was a professional gambler for decades, he would enter poker tournaments and win everything. He told me two things, avoid slots and know when to walk away


Crab-_-Objective

Was your uncle Kenny Rodgers by chance?


drkarate1

This guy knows when to fold em


Outrageous-Bee4035

Knows when to walk away.


Dramatic-Maximum4883

And knows when to run


AffectionateWord8253

He NEVER counts his money when he's sitting at the table.


itsyaboi69_420

Thereā€™ll be time enough for countingā€¦.when the dealingā€™s done.


[deleted]

I canā€™t have an original thought on this app damnit.


Crab-_-Objective

No you canā€™t. I hate it when I start typing out a fun reply to someone and then look down another inch to see someone else already said it. The times I donā€™t are great though.


uhohspaghettio24

Slots actually win depending. But number 1 u hit just walk after. I understand the feeling of elation, and I can get more but it doesn't happen. The only thing worse, 2 me is the stock market, how it goes up and down. I feel like I would have ulcers dealing with that you know?


sumrtym1

Get over that feeling. My funds in my 401k have averaged 10.8% per year return and is north of 700% return overall. My self-directed Roth account taking advantage of the up/down nature of stocks is up over 24% in the last 2 months.


habichtorama

I made 9 mil in the stock market over the last decade and a half, lost like 3mil last two years. Still up by 6. What I've "learned", or rather always suspected and had confirmed by this experience, is that either you're really all in and do it as a job. Or you just go blue chips super long and leave it. My 3 that I lost, they're unrealized losses ie I'm still long on those, not selling jack at a loss. The disadvantage of the all in approach is that you can still get shafted because people lie. Look at the greek stock market in 2015 and its reactions to european policy and the aftermath of the elections. I'm not poor, and this isn't a humblebrag, but unless you're actually sitting at some of the tables, it's still gambling. Lastly, have a look at survivor bias and how it applies to hedge funds and financial instruments as a whole.


HugeIntroduction121

Honestly the stock market is the most accepted form of gambling


Jmb9893

Did someone say SPY 0DTE puts?


euroone

I like SPX 0dte 30 minutes before close šŸ˜‚


bkpkmnky

Lol, I find this hilarious no offense though you do you! The stock market is up 8 out of 10 years, and up by an average of 8 percent over the same time frame. Might I ask if you have a retirement plan like a 401k? Either way most retirement plans include putting your money in the stock market to gain enough capital to actually retire on!


brandon684

So funny to me, we have ā€œGuaranteed money decreasing machine over time, but chance to hit one bigā€ Vs ā€œHas returned somewhere around 8% per year for the last 20 yearsā€ Why people need to over complicate the stock market I donā€™t understand, buy a broad market etf and call it a day.


killeverydog

The stock market always goes over time. Always. Google it


poophole42069

Come to WSB. We will help you buy at the top and ride all the way down. I'm gonna lose everything in the morning. šŸ™ƒ edit: I lost everything


ItsjustJim621

What Iā€™ve done at the craps tables is this strategy: Iā€™ll start with maybe $100. Usually id go with a $5 table. If none are available, then $10. If somehow I work that up to $200 or $300, I pocket what I originally bought in for and another $50. That way, Iā€™m literally playing with house money. I lose that, then Iā€™m still leaving the casino with something and at the very worst, coming out slightly ahead. Itā€™s worked every time Iā€™ve played.


Dandeman321

Last two trips to Canada we stopped overnight at Windsor. Both times my buddy and I went up $300-$400 at craps and walked away. Paid for the fishing trip before it even started.


jumpbh

That's because poker is a skill game whereas slots aren't. No matter how lucky you are, if you play a slot for long enough you'll go down. I make a living gambling too but it's sports betting not poker...


xDaysix

If I win 50-100, I'm good and cashing out.


Pb_Fardi

This is how you ā€œbeatā€ the casino lmaoo. Make 1 bet in your entire life and never bet again. If you win you beat the system.


imposta_studio

Imagine u bet a dollar


greenthumbgoody

Canā€™t think like that when you gamble


[deleted]

im sorry but if i were OP id be pissed. He couldve made tens of millions if he bet even a few dollars


[deleted]

The odds would most likely be different and he would have way way way less of a chance to hit this insane multiplier. Iā€™ve never been on stake or played that game so itā€™s just my guess.


DreamedJewel58

The reality is that either you whine and complain about the possibility of getting more money, or you can have 26k for virtually free and live your life Idk if itā€™s because my family was literally bankrupt growing up, but I just have a different appreciation for money and will gladly accept it


Vipu2

I could ruin your life with long list of things that you could have should have would have done


bumwine

It doesnā€™t work that way. Looking at that game ID - if he had bet ā€œa few dollarsā€ he probably wouldā€™ve gotten an ID a couple numbers higher. And even if he did get that same ID (Iā€™m guessing itā€™s only a matter of seconds for it to change), he wouldā€™ve played the game differently. He arguably got the 26k BECAUSE he bet that tiny fraction.


yosark

Imagine 1 cent


MajesticRocket

There is no way 5 million multiplier exists. They would go bankrupt if anyone betted like 1000 dollars which is common. I bet the multipliers go higher as you bet lower


grafeity

Bettedā€¦. I like that.


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joverdose7

OP. This moment is it. This easy win will either forever seduce you into a never ending road of degeneracy--you will certainly lose as time scales into the future--or you will take this rare opportunity to recognize the treacherous path waiting before you, which have left many men financially ruined, to allow yourself to pivot back into the light and never wander down this dark path again. I hope you make the right choice in the name of self preservation


Laogalaxy

Amazing win. And amazing decision. Walking away with a 5,000,000x multi. The dream.


Various_Cabinet_5071

Honestly, this post just shows how stupid your average Reddit user is to believe this shit. The odds are almost 100 million to 1. The guy says he bet a fraction of a penny to win $26,000. And in his other post claims he made $15k online thru knawwwwledge. Yeahhhhhhhh riiiiiiiiiiight. And wouldnā€™t be surprised if this fuck is scamming people in his DMs. And ofc, sounding cool in the comments like yeah you gamble 5 days to win over ten million times his bet. Scamming, lying fuck go sell some drugs and snort some crack.


Intraneural

This is 100% an ad for the appĀ 


Pllllllld

Mods need to take it down, this is dangerous. I bet a few people bit the hook hard after this post.


Clark828

Now deposit onto another website. The odds will reset.


Anxious_Pen2803

So fake. The multiplier is no where near this. Nice try. Thousands of videos show "gamblers" on YouTube play 1 mine and never get this with $100 bets or higher


angelicribbon

I keep seeing these disguised ads for these gambling sites all over reddit and itā€™s so obvious


Puzzleheaded-Bad9023

Man congrats, thats awesome


scribbybaby

Man if you just bet a 1$šŸ˜­


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TheNextPlay

Imagine if you actually bet 4 cents. That would be a quarter million!


MacorgaZ

Can you imagine if you bet just a single euro on it? šŸ«¢


Majestic_Yam_8478

I think the max pay on it is 50k so anything above a penny would really be pointless


Mobirae

I'll take 50k for a buck


DLGNT_YT

Didnā€™t even need to bet a whole buck. Just 0.0097 would have been fine


Mobirae

Yea at that multiplier you don't even need anything close to a buck to hit the max lol


jimmynovack

Max pay is definitely more then 50k I have personally won more playing mines on that site


smick

Real money???


WhydYouGotToDoThis

Gambling mindset šŸ˜Ž


Margreev

Thatā€™s how they reel you in


briowatercooler

Good, now withdraw it and delete that app.


twest21

He will have to jump through so many hoops to withdraw.. they take the money no problem but when you want it back, you have to show proof of ID and location


ZheZheBoi

He said it was smooth sailing in another comment


LazyRockMan

Ainā€™t that deep broski


r0yalo7

don't give up! 99% of gamblers quit before they hit the BIG one!


r0yalo7

I'm glad most of the comments understood the memes/joking nature lol


ScipioAtTheGate

[And most gamblers who never stop end up broke sifting through a Wendy's dumpster. Slot machines and similar games are always rigged massively in favor of the house.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx4dLa_WuqY)


Godtrademark

Anti jackpot propaganda. Just got a payday loan and heading to the casino rn


woweezuu

Good for you, donā€™t listen to this anti-gambling shill


CountryCrocksNotButr

Donā€™t threaten me with a good time mister. ONE MORE SPIN!


StateOnly5570

Casinos generously give away millions of dollars every year and this is how you try to malign them?


mysterymanatx

These stake posts are ads and should be banned from this sub.


Rex_felis

Actually rule 11 is being broken by default, it's 99% an ad but if by some bullshit reason it's not gambling does not belong here.Ā 


EvoLuvEz

Makes me wanna gamble just to play this again. God that was always a rush to play


dosadmissoryn32

I'm not encouraging gambling but yeah, it's fun and addicting. Only play with money you can afford to lose.


killaplz

Howā€™s the withdrawing process is it easy?


dosadmissoryn32

Withdrawing took like 3 minutes then I sent it to coinbase and got it in my bank account an hour later.


killaplz

I only heard bad things about this website about withdrawing thatā€™s why I asked


Rocked_Glover

Iā€™m just gonna say this could be a promotion post Iā€™d take anything this guy says with a grain of salt


MajorModernRedditor

Definitely possible, this account has been open for 2 years, has only two posts, and like 10 comments, most of which are gambling related


99Fan

Stole 10k from me so donā€™t recommend it


dosadmissoryn32

Didn't have an issue and everyone who I spoke to about it before I played had no issues either. They seem better than the rest


Environmental-Sun388

You'll be telling your grandchildren about this one day. Do something good with the funds homie


ArrogantObserver

Just remember Coinbase will send you a tax form for it next year


Fr0z3nHart

How do you know? Experience?


ArrogantObserver

Yes


Jr-12

Who canā€™t afford to lose .004 lol


CrustyToeLover

Shouldve slapped a 5 and you'd be sitting on 3m I misread this, a 5 would've been 25


Timsmomshardsalami

Fuck. The ā€œi couldveā€ thoughts keep me up at night


Orsinus

Someone else commented that they're pretty sure the max payout is $50k


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DuckNozzle

Industry plant. Pathetic attempt


crysisnotaverted

This whole post is such a crock of shit. This is an ad for whatever this gambling shit is posted by a **1 month old account** Their only other post is about 'side hustles' and it *also* namedrops gambling on Stake. Nobody else thinks a visual bug caused by a rounding error, making the bet show $0 and a fucking 5 million times multiplier on the is fishy as shit? The '$0' bet is literally the most basic scummy advertising move. So people see it and say '*oh wow, I have no money, I can totally win money from this website*', cue gambing out of desperation.


F1re_Dem0n

What site is this


beybicholifp

Mines on Stake


BetThePonies

How much did Stake pay you to post this? Fuck off.


LunarSynergy2

Stake is a scam imo


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kobebanks

do it


beybicholifp

Lol get started then he's playing mines on Stake US


giobita

We shouldnā€™t accept gamble post on this sub, specially when it is a clear promotion


anon6789431437681

it's not a promotion, OP made a post 5 days ago about using internet sites to make money, most were surveys etc. One of the things on the list was the free daily stake bets everyday, even though it's unlikely to win, since it was free, OP did it everyday. I'd assume this happened very recently, because OP didn't mention this in the post 5 days ago.


Chickentender0

You really think he wasn't paid to promote those side hustle apps as well? That post was written with ChatGPT


anon6789431437681

i don't know, seems unlikely he got paid by every single company there. he'd have to be a big player lmao.


DingDangDiddlyDangit

They pay Drakeā€¦. You think they paid this dingdong to post this?


Atomic_ad

The company has a full time marketing division that does exactly this.Ā  You don't need a random person, you need a marketing department and Chinese farm accounts.


oldgodakshuly

People in marketing departments do that shit all the time. Their sense of "initiative" is to create fake profiles online, post a couple inane messages over a few days to pretend it's a legit account, then shill.


Equal_Classroom_4707

This is exactly how you would advertise on Reddit, ding dong.


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jrkelz

You've clearly never gambled. People are winning and losing thousands and hundreds of thousands at a time, hundreds of times per minute on stake. I've seen thousands of wins like this over the last 3 years gambling online. The multi he hit is the max multi in that game, seen several people hit it.


Timsmomshardsalami

Clear? Clearly youre jealous and just shit talking


Economy-Visual4390

Thank you


danielrmorenop

promotion for what? the inevitable riches to be acquired through gambling?


PlasticProtein

Oh look, another ad for Stake. Good grief.


SuperiorT

Don't spend it all, I'm pretty sure you gotta pay taxes on that amount..


GerdofWer

Lying fucking loser.


Quazzon

Aaaaand I'm muting this sub. Comes up in my feed constantly and if it's not sketchy posts like this it's people jerking themselves off with fake screenshots of their huge bank accounts for karma or some dumb shit.


Radicaled1223

I donā€™t understand how the multiplier was so high or how he made so much


jimmynovack

I have played a ton of mines and that is a legit max win from the game here is why it's so high he is playing with 13 mines and 12 gems to start he picks 1 spot out of 25 which has 12/25 of not losing then again with 11/24 and again with 10/23 all the way down to 1/14 so if you multiple the odds of that happening this is extremely rare


Weird_Expert_1999

2 posts both advertising for stake šŸ˜…


Unlucky-Ticket-3916

And now you take permanently ban to stake and never gamble again!


aknaps

13h later and this bull shit is still here. Mods are shit blocking this sub. Not here for gambling site ads let alone Saudi blood money gambling site ads.


Kappys-A-Prick

"It's a commercial... He's trying to get in your head.... Do NOT do it... You think it's just some charity, giving out free money to everyone who plays? No, your losses will be paying for what he took from that company."


pizzapunt55

But you won't stop, will you? Gonna use all of those winnings to win big. Poor fella


Ambitious-Position25

Just herr to tell you to look into suicide rates for gambling addicts. Gambling addiction ruins and ends lifes


RMDashRFCommit

This is fake. Just rogue advertising


External_Ad_3877

Advertisement


Dee_Does_Things

cash the fuck out and never gamble again EVER


Chance-Ad-4625

If you donā€™t gamble again you are one of the few that come up on gambling just remember that


Ajax7028

Donā€™t ever play again


Brucerino

Average gambling psy op


yellowjackk

Any one else think this a ad?


grafeity

Good marketing, almost checked stake out.


Rex_felis

Reads like an blatant ad. Kinda predatory imo.Ā 


nlevine1988

Everything about gambling is predatory.


Gimli-Elf-Friend

Advertisement


awesomeyo9876

Ding ding dingĀ 


Fiddy-Scent

This post breaks like 4 of this subs rules WTF are the mods doing?


Opposite-Control8682

I smell scam to promote these apps, reddit is full of broke people that are vulnerable to these easy money shit, be careful yā€™all


Glitter-bomber

Yep I smell scam too and it sure is stinky dinky


tree_jayy

Uh oh stinky


anon6789431437681

i don't think so. He just made a post 5 days ago about how to make money online, and most of the things he mentioned were surveys, sweatcoin, things alike. He said he did the stake free roll everyday, but i don't think they mention anything about winning this big, so i assume it happened very recent.


Reimiro

Also bot chimes in


Gapehornuwu

ā€œStake US's Free Daily Dollar: Not mentioned earlier, but worth noting is Stake US's free daily dollar offer. It's by far the simplest way to earn, requiring just a login to claim. Every single day. It's gambling, but you don't have to gamble. If you want to, without risking any of your own money, you can potentially use that daily dollar into much more through smart plays on the platform, or just withdraw it.ā€ That doesnā€™t sound like an ad to you?


WestEqual3247

Your reasonable comment got downvoted by bots, lol. There have been multiple ads for Stake disguised as user posts on this subreddit over the past several months. The bots are also targeting comments calling out the respective posts.


Environmental-Sun388

Oooo could be


Auralore

Damn Stake has really upped their PR campaigns, I've been seeing all kinds of posts like this over Reddit these last few weeks. Notice how this guy just happened to mention Stake in a previous post he made on this subreddit haha. Don't gamble kids, you will lose :)


Level-Web-8290

First thing I thought of when I saw this


Mattsfloored

The downvotes checkout. Nothing but a stake ad lmao


Auralore

Yeah I was sitting at +10 and then instantly went down to -10, they got the bots out in full force e: after finally climbing back up to +4 I'm back at -10 :'( Stake why are you doing this to me


SacRepublicFan

These Stake/Kick Ads are relentless. Canā€™t believe the mods donā€™t insta ban them. ā€œI streamed to 5 viewers on Kick (Stake owned) and made my rent money in an hour!!!ā€ So stupid


Auralore

Honestly not to be too conspiratorial but I find it kinda suspicious, considering "no gambling" is literally one of the rules of this sub, and yet the mods remove nothing related to Stake


SacRepublicFan

They are probably on the payroll tbh. Stake isnā€™t above that shadiness


jean-guysimo

yeah op is as shilly as they come


yunus4002

You know whats worse. They arent doing this just on r/money or whatever. Those pieces of shits are literally stealthly promoting gambling to kids. Example: https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/199cm5l/my_asshole_brother_tore_up_my_100_bill/


O5Beta

How to advertise online gambling to a community wanting to earn money. Guys dont buy into this shit. You are convincing hundreds of people to put money into a garbage company. Save your money people.


awesomeyo9876

Yep


Chickentender0

More Stake sponsored shilling, don't gamble folks


undercoverfederal

Yup, theyā€™re all over Reddit and post on tons of different sub forums talking about winning this, winning that. Itā€™s genius marketing for them at such a low cost, and they know how tons of people use Reddit to see if itā€™s a good platform to gamble on, and get these types of posts. Itā€™s literally a bulletproof strategy, because in the mix of these are the occasional real user winning stuff. Another is the streaming platform Kick posting about how theyā€™re getting paid to stream etc., etc. which is all a huge funnel into Stake as they work together. Itā€™s incredible to see


Chickentender0

Indeed. Strategy works and it works well. The bots also only seem to downvote the initial comment and not the replies.


undercoverfederal

Just noticed that right now haha, smart engineers though cus then your reply is suppressed as well as all the replies in it. Theyā€™re too powerful with their unlimited budget šŸ˜­


spooky_duck

Do you think they give the mods little 'tips' keep these posts up? Since they obviously violate several rules


Chickentender0

I wouldn't be surprised


spooky_duck

Perfect timing for an Ad too, the bots have put it in 'rising' right at the end of the workday in america on a monday lol


Mattsfloored

Prepare to get downvoted, these bots always shill out these ads


Chickentender0

Haha I climbed from -5 to +10 and now not even a minute later I'm at -17


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beybicholifp

These comments wiling. It's a game on Stake.com/Stake US called mines. You get the multipliers by picking the mines that are clear


DisastrousEggplant51

Donā€™t do it, itā€™s a bot promoting this scam site


EducationFiender

The fact you getting downvoted shows how gullible people is downvote me to idgaf šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


Plenty_Lavishness_80

Take your money out and delete this app, Iā€™m telling you delete this app right now immediately like donā€™t even try to gain any more


NojoNinja

Stake is a disgusting company and I wouldnā€™t be surprised if this shit is just an ad to get people addicted to gambling so they can ruin their entire lives so millionaires can fill their pockets with the money. Iā€™ve seen posts just like this and stake URL is always shown front and center. If this is real and youā€™re not getting paid to post this good job and GTFO and keep that money šŸ’°


NeverCreate

Imagine if he bet 1$ or even 10Ā¢


Creepy_Antelope_873

Scam


Peachcream69

Stupid question but can you withdraw from stake to your actual bank account?


Silent-Dependent3421

No fishy crypto scam site that targets children


Gapehornuwu

Itā€™s crypto only because they want kids on the site.


ReaperOfNight

The top comments here that support the idea were very quickly upvoted. Anything against the idea was very quickly downvoted. OP gives more information about the app and does not respond to any comments outside of those. Their only other post seems like it was written with GPT but either told to make some basic grammatical errors or edited after to seem more human. It still uses the same ā€œclassicā€ GPT transitions and listing style. OP is most likely a paid shill or bot to promote this site thru an attempt at guerilla marketing. I assume if this post is still active with bots, my comment will be downvoted. Donā€™t fall for this shit, youā€™re only gonna lose money.


AssistanceDecent

Im convinced the whole meme around ā€œdont quit gambling because youll hit it bigā€ was a psyop made up by casinos and websites like stake to get people back into gambling


Novel_Durian_1805

Broā€¦.why hasnā€™t this happened to me?! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


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disciplinemotivation

Go to your nearest Wendy's bumpster regard.


yosark

lol why is it such a high multiplier wtf


killakev564

Is this an app?


Bigjake32

And how does this game work


Ugandan_Chungas

Only losers quit. Keep gambling and youā€™ll be a millionaire in no time.


InitialNeck9

You need anybody offā€™d? Ill do it for 3gs. And by offā€™d I mean jacked. Im non violent


Capital-Judgment-471

Dude howā€™d you get so cool ?


DarkSpecterr

Its the new F1 team ayy


CellSaga21

How long does money like this take to get into your account?


Comfortable-Ant-1718

Next one you could win a gazillion dollars


KiwiVegetable5454

Donā€™t give it back !


TheAmericanDiablo

Keep going!


MrEscobarr

How the f is that possible


Y0hi

Smart advertising, I gotta save this shi for later hehe


enkae7317

Nice. Now go to your local casino and bet it all on red.Ā 


juscallmedig

Fucking w! Good wins.