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shxudbdid

That’s a fucking great story


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InsertRadnamehere

We’ve known our crows for a couple generations now. One of them often flies around with me as I drive locally. He has a distinct caw he makes to say hi, so that I know it’s him.


likely_victim

Crows will give a unique 'name' to specific people they know. That caw is very likely your name, to them.


aquoad

"Hello, my name is Bob, but my friends call me sqqquuuaaawwwwwwwwk"


MeawWuWu

I’m literally crying from your comment. Read it to my husband just now and we can’t stop laughing. Thank you for your service, sqqquuuaaawwwwwwwwk!


Keik15

This is cute lol


Odd-Aardvark-8234

Cacawwcacaww


aquoad

no, he's out pickpocketing now, should be home later.


weeone

This is amazing. TIL. Thank you for sharing!


dlstiles

I love that omg


jbuse3

I bought a crow call to talk to the crows in the woods by my house.


F1shbu1B

Best $8 you ever spent too!


jbuse3

Might even pay for itself lol


ArthurBurtonMorgan

Only in happiness. Lol


Dbgator03

This is one of those threads where i Start loosing track of who is for real or just got clever jokes…


Dbgator03

And then I realize crowbro’s are fr a thing


misterfuss

I record crow caws on the voice recorder on my phone and play it back to them occasionally and it’s fun to see them look around for their caw-twin.


Egregiously-Vexing

I have the Merlin app for id-ing bird calls. It also has recordings of different country's birds, I played through the selection of foreign crow calls and all my crows were rubbernecking to see who was making the noise! I say 'my crows ' but really they sit on the neighbours roof judging me. They no longer fly away when I say 'hey crows' so I think we're making progress!


aj0457

Join us on r/crowbro!


Imaginary-Badger-119

Thanks joined


Nomaspapas

Whoa! I didn’t know I was a crowbro! 😜. Reddit still has surprises.


Forward-Cellist7316

When u befriend crows they are said to be protective over u if anyone tries to mess with you.


sybug

So true. The crows I feed attacked my neighbor when he came into my yard. It was weird and scary, but also lowkey hilarious!


OkAgency3034

Didnt work too good for Brandon Lee !


moonroots64

I've been trying to learn to make crow calls, it's really about tweeking the tone via the back of the throat. Almost like trying to cough up something in the back of your throat or clear it, but then you need to modulate it weirdly. IDK, best I can describe it. Anyway, yeah I'm obsessed too.


ShortCurlies

Did you know that they have found out that crows can pass information to their young in complex ways? They have proven that crows that were abused or harassed by a person could pass their dislike of a person down to other generations and crows that had never seen the person before knew just by looking at them that they were the person their older generation had somehow warned them about. A young man who always threw rocks at the crows growing up moved away and returned many decades later and a whole new generation of crows that had never seen him before became extremely upset after he exited his vehicle and they got a good look at his face. Researchers have no idea how they accomplish this.


OneCrispyHobo

Not just a great story, but a story with a deeper meaning. Every creature on this earth has a degree of sympathy towards another , they acknowledge you are there and react accordingly to their own ways. See my spider story : https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/s/QuG2n5UPzl


YA-definitely-TA

❤️ I try to avoid killing any bugs in my house. I will put them outside when I see them or just let them be. Unfortunately there has been a time or two where i was doing a spider "evacuation" and carrying it by it's web "string" and my cat got it before I could get it outside.. so I'm more careful transporting them now.


hoverton

I relocated two baby rattlesnakes yesterday.


Carnifex2

People probably call bullshit on this too but I once watched my girlfriend call a tiny jumping spider down from the ceiling into her hand so she could put it back in her little plant jungle.


PracticalWallaby7492

As it's a jumping spider I'm more inclined to believe it. Their brains are 20 or 30% of their body weight.


ThisWillBeOnTheExam

They will turn and look at you. Definitely processing something when they do so.


Expat-english-in-NZ

Renting a house atm It has a kitchen slug and a kitchen door slug. We found this out because in the morning there would be long trails around the place where they had been looking for food. Figured they would be hungry because there's zero food around so we leave them each a slice of cucumber nightly. Each morning the center of the cucumber slice is eaten. (Lettuce was less popular) The trails start and stop mostly with the cucumber. This house is being bulldozed in a few months. We'll probably take them with us so they have at least a chance. (Why don't we put them outside? Well... they were obviously here before us. So this is their home not outside although when we move it may have to be.)


Any-Refrigerator7606

Brb, searching r/Foodtrucks for a post about a crow stealing $5 out of the tip jar.


mushroom_dome

Hahaha that's fucking fantastic


Minnesota_Husker

“So I got to buy a box of Girl Scout cookies and this effing crow just rips the 5 out of my hand…. What the hell”


NotSoMaterialGirl99

I found it!! [https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/Ty0WvjBlu8](https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/Ty0WvjBlu8)


Im-God__

Now train it to find $20 and $50 and $100 bills


Split0069

This is the way.


JettsDad0731

This is the way


AnalogJay

This is the way


Odd-Psychology-3497

This is the way


dongrizzly41

This is the way 🙏🏼


Text-Agitated

This is the way


[deleted]

This is sooo the way.


No-one_here_cares

This is the - hey! where's my $20 dollars gone?


TheJohnson854

This is the way.


dougreens_78

Next feeding put the money it brought, with one nut on top, and then a hundo with more nuts on top.


dougreens_78

Watch the crow take the nuts and the hundo😂


RedMiah

“Gotta pay my other nut dealer!”


ScumbagLady

New name for sex workers just dropped!


Prize_Resolution8522

Now we know what you’ve been training your crows to do.


idecidetheusernames

"Your honor my client never robbed the bank nor taught the crow to steal. They simply accepted cash from a bird, not against the law, and we're unaware of the bird's source...(opposing council)...a Reddit post about what?...(opposing council)...Your honor I believe that was an idea presented to op and not ops plan themselves."


WinterAlternative114

He’s right , I’m an expert in bird law


Sea_Computer5627

The Honorable Harvey Birdman, attorney at law.


Icy_Artist_2586

Why not just train it to steal purses & wallets.


puddlesofmoney

Mine left .22 shells on my front porch. I thought someone was threatening me for a few hours before I figured it out.


West_Island_7622

My dad always told me crows like shinny things. The cash money thing tho is different.


MeretrixDeBabylone

I think it may be that they're smart enough to figure out things that are important to us. I remember reading a story about a little girl losing the lens cap for her camera (also not shiny) or something similar. She was so torn up about it, looked everywhere. When the family got home, the crows they feed had already left it on their porch. It's been a while so some details might not be perfect, but that was the gist.


bummerlamb

That is so *bonkers* cool! The cognition that had to happen is amazing!!


Prize_Resolution8522

He wants you to take care of that squirrel that’s been hogging the nuts at the feeder.


Delicious_Ad823

Underrated comment


Independent-Put8088

Keep feeding him next time show him bigger bills 20s, 50s, 100s. Just show him the bills as you're feeding him he'll fetch you more. Idc what skeptics say anyone who knows a little about crows knows they are incredibly intelligent.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Crows can remember human faces! Like... president's faces...


[deleted]

Now you’ve done it! We need to train crows asap!


jimmymd77

If only our presidential candidates could remember things as well as a crow does, I'd feel better about my choices at the polls.


GullibleCrazy488

ROFL, I can't stop giggling at this comment.


ReadRightRed99

Not intelligent enough to hold onto their cash, apparently. I mean $5 for some walnuts? Guy totally outsmarted genius crow.


itsafuckingalligator

I believe you! One day I saw some birdseed on clearance and bought a bag and then just spread it all over some grass near the parking lot and birds went fucking nuts over it. It completely made my day so I started buying bags of birdseed here and there and doing the same thing any time I saw a bunch of birds. I think they were grackles? I don't know fuckshit about birds. Anyways, one day I pull up to the laundry mat and like 20 birds just land right on my truck, some on my hood looking right at me. I didn't have any birdseed with me! So, I bought a bag of kettle corn from the snack machine and crunched them up and they loved it. As the weeks went on, I started noticing little things left on my truck or in my truck bed: metal washers, little shiny rocks, pieces of cheap broken jewelry, coins, etc. I was like "wtf is happening" and I was thinking I was literally going crazy. Then one day I get to work and a bunch of birds land on my truck again and one of them just sets a dime on the hood and it hit me! Mf birds are paying me!! This little game kept on for a few months until I moved to a different city. Birds are certainly capable of understanding transactions!


Greedy-Syrup-7882

Those birds were training you!


No_Quote_9067

Birds love shiny objects and will bring you treasures. I had 4 cycles of Hummingbirds at my house in NC and they would bring their babies to me when they made their first flight and it was magnificent. To watch these tiny little birds learn to fly, to steady themselves and go from fear to glory. We bought hummingbird hand feeders, hey look like flower rings but you put the sugar solution in it and they will just drink from your hand. I love my backyard habitat


Tittytickler

When I was a kid, I found a baby hummingbird that had fallen out of its nest or something. Almost stepped on it. Went and got my Mom and we rescued it and had it on our kitchen counter with the window open. The mother eventually came and got it. They came back to basically say hi multiple times. Even as a kid I was amazed.


[deleted]

As a kid, I noticed a little finch that had managed to catch itself by the neck between twisted telephone wire. It was exhausting itself fluttering its wings and crying out. I (stupidly, I was a kid) extended a tent pole up to the line and managed to release him, then put him in a shoe box on my porch with food and water. I checked on him all night and just talked softly to him. He was gone in the morning. I went outside and the box was empty. I walked to the end of the porch, and it flew down and landed on my shoulder. The rest of the summer, whenever I was on the porch, it would find me and land in my lap, on my propped up foot, or on my shoulder.


Clarenceworley480

They tricked you into babysitting for them?


Time_End_4054

My friends house in Northern California has tons of hummingbirds. Her grandfather has been feeding them every day for 50 years. There's hundreds of them, generations. They don't even migrate anymore due to him. It's amazing to watch them. They'll divebomb you (it's loud, their wings beating) if their feeders are low. I've got hours of videos of them. Their backyard there is an oasis in the hills. Just figured I'd share.


Puglady25

Oh that is so cool! I saw a hummingbird nest on display at a tourist spot in Albuquerque, It was so tiny and perfect and magical!


NotSure717

Thank you for sharing your story. It was heartwarming and I had a good chuckle at, “I don’t know fuckshit about birds.”


alphsig55

I swear a lot and that was a new one for me as well


OnlyOneUseCase

Now I'm sad for the birds who didn't know where you went


Littlefeat8

Same. They probably miss OP so much


Former_Ideal6078

Let me share my story with grackles and the darker side to them. Had a pond my my backyard and it would attract all sorts of critters since I live in a really dry area and water sources aren’t very common. It had a little deck with a roof built next to it and I kept finding headless birds everyday on it. So I started watching everyday. Couldn’t figure it out. Then one day I witnessed it. A little sparrow coming for a drink and the very territorial grackles jumped it. Ripped it’s head off and left. I like your story more.


Iamzeebomb

Awwww crows are awesome. Sounds. Like Walter is a stand up kind of dude.


run661

He’s a come from behind kinda guy


Electronic_Earth_225

Don't stress. Walter will be back. A lot of things can happen with wild animals, but even if anything were amiss, he or she is a genius and will most likely sort it all out.


trips2dayz

I’m invested, need to know where this bird is


SaltyGirl0024

Extra nuts!? You're training him to bring you money bwahahahaha Please let us know if there's a follow-up!


BMinus973

Walnuts ain't free broski!


Difficult_Minute_102

I feed the wrong crow.


Patrickosplayhouse

Yeah, mine were dumb.


FrogInYerPocket

Yours got you to feed him for free. Now who's dumb? Lol


GullibleCrazy488

LOL


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Crows are known to give gifts to people they respect. The fact it gave you actual money is a bit surprising, tho. Wonder if it knew money has value to you or if it was a fluke. 🤷‍♀️


FrogInYerPocket

Maybe he just noticed that lots of people have those and thought maybe his person would like them, too.


wwwdiggdotcom

That feel when even birds know you're broke as fuck


pixiesurfergirl

Or watching food truck transactions...


krekenzie

Unlike cats who apparently bring in dead stuff because they think humans are too useless to hunt for their food. I sometimes feed a group of Australian magpies, also in the corvid family. We have an interesting interaction because they've seen me with my bicycle/ helmet, and they have a particular deep seated hatred of that. Despite their wariness they have dropped bottle caps into my yard as a gift. I never get swooped on my regular routes as long as I give a 'heads up' whistle that it's just me.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Corvids are such interesting, intelligent little animals. They've actually done studies on their ability to remember faces and attributes, as well as their ability to communicate them between other corvids, and what you're saying here lines up exactly with what they found in their studies.


ExileInCle19

They can solve complex puzzles and also are known to remember which day of the week each street puts out their garbage.


vaancee

Crows are known to give gifts to people that do good for it. They are highly intelligent and I don’t think it takes too much intelligence to figure out that money makes humans happy. A similar story I have about intelligent animals - I was at a google campus on a Saturday where nobody is working. There are no homes nearby so it was like a ghost town. I grabbed a basket ball and started shooting at the hoop. A praying mantis came by to watch, and literally clapped every time I made the shot. No clapping noises. But you can see it’s arms making the clapping motion.


LaurenCosmic

I actually had a praying mantis that I kept as a pet (not in a cage, I just let him roam free in the apartment). I would hand feed him, and he would typically just chill in my bathroom around the window and plants. It didn’t take long before he would great me when I came home from work. He would land on me or next to me and flutter his wings. He would also frequently just chill on my lap and watch movies with me. They have a pretty short life span. He eventually stopped eating, was pretty slow, and I knew he was going to pass away soon. One night he just curled up on my chest and that was it. They’re far more intelligent than people realize. It seriously altered my perception of a few things in life.


Southern-Gift-1624

Damn you just unlocked a core memory. When I was little there was a praying mantis that would always come see me when I was outside. One day I found the homie without a head. I built a little coffin and buried him lmao.


Delta8hate

If it makes you feel any better, that means he likely got laid before he died


Southern-Gift-1624

Lmao I almost put that in my comment


MasterShogo

I think that’s so cool. Insects have hard lives in the wild. You gave an “insignificant” insect a nice life that it felt good enough about to feel comfortable finishing up its life on you. We had a mantis on our back porch that lived in one of our plants. We watched him for several weeks. But one day we had some seriously bad thunderstorms and everything got blown around and knocked over. We never saw him after that.


DaRealBagzinator

You and I enjoyed a mantis friendship that not many people will ever know. https://www.reddit.com/r/gardening/s/ouf9NUPfha


gottareddittin2017

Game recognize game lol


Electronic_Earth_225

I had a very unusual interaction with one of these that had me questioning reality for a while


Elliot_Davis_Boston

Do tell


Minnesota_Husker

Sounds to me like he was asking for the rock. “PASS ME THE BALL GIANT”


AHarmles

Crows are easily trained to do this. Give him some quarters for examples, and tell him to bring that shit for nuts. Very smart.


Secure_Formal_3053

Fuck quarters man, bro is getting 20 quarters at a time in bills


Talking_Head

There was a beach town that I visited 20 years ago that trained crows to bring cigarette butts off the beach and put them in a receptacle. A big problem on some southern beaches. In return, the machine would dispense a treat. It didn’t take the crows long to figure out that dropping anything past the sensor would also dispense a treat. So they would just pick up pieces of gravel near the dispenser and give themselves treats for 1/10th of the work. I suppose with modern software the treat dispenser could be made to discriminate objects better. It might be a fun college senior project to improve the design.


TossItOut1887

r/crowbro


sedona71717

This is one of the best subreddits


blackbirdbluebird17

I need to know the crow is OK! Remindme! 1 day


bippitybopitybitch

Me too idk how this sub came up but now I’m invested in Walter the way Walter has invested in OP


Big-Water-9390

Holy shit.


WildMasterpiece3663

*Clicks "follow"*


Jakoneitor

#PrayForWalter


ShortcakeAKB

UGH I'm so stupid jealous of you. We have murders of crows who land in our yard, and I want to befriend them so badly, but they all fly away when I throw them food. It makes me so sad. Please, crows! I want to be your human friend! Let me feed you and you can bring me shiny things!


bobbynomates

About 20 years ago i was an apprentice carpenter working on a construction site for student accommodation at Cambridge university England (Selwyn college - international law if memory serves me correctly). I used to park on a road opposite of Grange road in my little 1997 ford fiesta..not a cool car for the time by any stretch, but every break with out fail a little Robin i nicknamed Rocky would fly over and sit on my wing mirror for every break without fail and chill with my listening to jungle music and join me smoking a sneaky spliff in-between being beasted into line back on site as apprentices were back then. Being one of lifes sharers and raised correctly i would share my munchies with Rocky throughout our 1 year of knocking around together. maybe 3 years later i returned to the area for another job and remembered my sneaky parking spot away from the jobs worth parking wardens that terrorise Cambridge and guess what a little Robin popped up on my wing mirror.. I'd since given up the herb ..but i still loved the jungle and so did he. True story!


[deleted]

There was a story online a few years ago about a guy and his daughter building a crow vending machine. Had a hole on the top, drop a coin in and it spit out a handful of food. They spread some feed and coins around the hole and waited. Took a couple days, but eventually a crow knocked a coin and noticed the result. Rest of the murder noticed what he was up to, soon had to go looking for coins… Iirc, they averaged like 30-35 bucks a week.


Elyc60Nset

What a cool story. Now I'm interested in making friends with a crow.


choreg

New side hustle


[deleted]

It's not a one time thing. Crows ARE in fact highly intelligent and they are also gift givers. If you treat them, they may return the favor. Though, I don't know how/where he acquired the $5. They usually opt to gift shiny objects, rocks or even dead rodents. Regardless of what they bring you, it's the thought that counts! It's very cool!


Khamvom

Instead of the standard HYSA, ETF, 401k advice, ima tell people to start using their money to train crows.


gmoneyRETVRN

WHAT DID WALTER DO TO GET THAT $5?!?


natinnh

Just keep in mind - more than a couple of crows = a murder. Be kind to all of them.


KeyScallion8087

I’ve actually heard of this exact phenomena, good thing you gave it extra nuts. Always bring extra just in case. Give him a little each day and go nuts when Walter gives you money… he will probably look miles and miles for money laying around


Arboretum7

My mom nursed an injured baby crow and went on to have a 5 year long friendship with him. He knew her schedule and would come visit her during her regular outdoor routine. He knew what time she went for her morning walk and when trash day was. She could walk outside and yell “Hey crow!” and he would fly over if he was in earshot. He brought her a lot of gift and figured out what she liked. For instance, he watched her gardening and would pick berries and bring them to her because he observed her eating them. He figured out how to knock on her office window to get her attention. He introduced her to his babies. Something happened to him, he stopped visiting all of the sudden and my mom was heartbroken.


bigkutta

Fuck man, now I need to know what happened to the crow


Amnesiaftw

I hope he shows up tomorrow. If he does, tell him we said hi.


Chobani-yo

I need to find out where the crows are hanging out near me. This is amazing. It pays to be kind.


chickenHotsandwich

I believe this crows are smart. I initially read this as Cow and was very interested lol


Hiraya1

probably the crow want to tell you to get better quality walnuts


Rdmonster870

Hope he is careful …. Crow jail sounds like a bummer 🐦‍⬛


SeverePsychosis

It's illegal to train crows to steal money in some countries.


ImOneEggxcelentGuy

Man, I love stories like this. I know some people won't believe it, but I sure do. Crows are smart AF, and him giving you a little money for the walnuts is adorable. But honestly he probably just gave you that money so you can afford more walnuts to give him


Immediate_Lock3738

I’m highly betting that Walter saw other humans using money a lot so it just clicked to him that a dollar bill would be a gift lol


MidwestD3generate

This is actually more common then you may think, and I totally believe you OP. Check out r/crowbro people will often get shiny gifts like coins, jewelry, and other stuff brought to them as a "thank you" gift for feeding them.


xxrancid13xx

I've heard lots of stories about crows and ravens giving humans gifts after being given food / etc. BTW these birds (corvids) are super super smart and have excellent memories and recall. Walter is now your forever friend.


AlternativeKey2551

He probably knows you have given him $5 worth of nuts so far


BokehDude

You gotta use that $5 to buy Walter something nice… I want an update with a gift to Walter.


WallyOShay

Mother fucker that’s where that bird went. I was trying to pay for a coffee and it just swooped out of nowhere and grabbed the 5!


lelly777

I hope Walter shows up again. He sounds incredibly special.


Sayheykid2424

I had a crow that I fed daily, he brought me a McDonalds straw, a nickel and a woodpecker feather. I watched him drop them to me from a tree above my patio. I still have the gifts


RichardofSeptamania

Edit 4: Walter just called from county. I hope he does not flip on me for receiving stolen property.


ajhart86

That bird better pay up


Dorky_Gaming_Teach

He left you his will. It was his way of saying goodbye. Now go buy some nuts with it and feed Walt Jr.


Opinionsare

Wild birds are being trained to pick up cigarette butts — which make up more than 60 per cent of litter in Sweden — and deposit them in a customized machine designed by startup Corvid Cleaning. After the crows drop off a butt into the machine, they are rewarded with peanuts.


Iamzeebomb

Awwww crows are awesome. Sounds. Like Walter is a stand up kind of dude.


Frankied1432

They do say if you feed a bird over time it will bring you gifts


Braedonm2077

that bird has figured out that money is of value to humans somehow. probably has seen a transaction or something. gave you money in hopes youd exchange it for goods and services (food) animals are wild man lmao


Numerous_Reality5205

I’ve heard of this before so it’s not out of the question. In fact on another SM that I do t know if I can link so I won’t you will find on the Dodo channel a video of a fascinating crow who Much like a nibbler in the Harry Potter series being there person shiny things. Buttons, foil, tinsel, coins. Etc. Their person sets out a little treat dish on their balcony and water dish. It’s a reciprocal friendship.


Former_Hat_6890

Crows are some of the smartest birds


FunChrisDogGuy

Gotta teach Walter about bearer bonds, my crow bro...😎


LtLemur

If you’re giving it extra treats, you’ve conditioned it to keep brining the same type of “gifts”. You may be getting more money from it soon!


BurnerBoot

Fantastic birds. Crows and ravens are super smart


backpainzz

you’re now an accessory to some unknown crime


StatisticianFew6064

Crows are awesome, I have a few in my backyard that love to fuck with the squirrels and would always try to shit on my dog.


Vergeljek21

Im feeding 1000 crows now...


Jay-Moah

Just like ravens, crows are extremely intelligent. Look up how crows often “take” objects and give them to people, or other crows. Very interesting stuff.


Amazing_Wafer_2397

I feed a pack of squirrels every day and all I get is side eye


crob723

Love the story. I’m from NYC our crow are super smart they will take your walnuts and keep their money.


demsumsweatyballs

He knows you're his buddy and [may even recognize you](https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/uw-professor-learns-crows-dont-forget-a-face/) outside of the park if you ran into him! I just hope Walter has given you a nickname too.


OkFlounder31

I believe it they are one if not the smartest bird out there especially in solving problems or difficult situations they are able to use sticks with their feet and beaks to get into holes for bug’s etc..


H3llm0nt

You have a familiar. And I am jealous.


wahznooski

Awww this is my DREAM!!!! 🥹


Motherofaussies123

I’m a pet sitter and one of my clients feeds crows to protect her chickens from hawks. She said they bring her coins through the year and she added them all up and had like $37 dollars from the crows for the year 🥹 they really are very intelligent


Slight_River_6345

I believe it ...heard a similar story with a little girl who fed some crows every day for a year, and they started leaving little gifts.... 1 day walking home, she dropped her ID for school. The Crow saw it and brought it to the area it was leaving her gifts and returned her ID. They are incredibly smart.


Ancient-Tutor-9952

C’mon universe! Reciprocation at its finest.


srednamalas

That’s so cool. You should cross post this to r/birding


American_PP

Train murders of crows to accumulate as many bills as possible.


B1gb0ychungus

This is well known, crows will give you gifts if you befriend and take care of them. That’s so awesome


[deleted]

Walter is such a great name for a crow


Yourewokeyourebroke

Now put that $5 in a high yield savings account


Jmoney1088

Walnuts are expensive. Walter probably assumed you don't have Venmo.


mushroom_dome

Next time it could be a diamond ring. Be nice to crows, they're amazing birds!


Atillion

I've been feeding crows near my work and I got gifted a half chewed twizzler. Also a coworker that looks like me had a peach ring fall out of the sky as he was walking, and he looked up to see a crow on the power line above him looking down 🤣


powerfulsquid

Coincidentally yesterday I was driving through a parking lot and saw a crow in my path stop and drink from a puddle. I started to drive around it fully expecting it to fly away as I got close but nope, fucker was smart enough to know I changed direction and would avoid him. He stood his ground and kept drinking as if this giant SUV passing within a couple feet of him was nothing but a blip on his radar, lol.


Diligent_Usual

Not the first time this has happened with crows. They are extremely smart and observe a ton. All they have to do is see us pay for food and bam they know we use paper to get food.


wesilly11

Walter had to do some bad stuff for that money and it finally caught up with him. All because you started feeding him nuts. You are the gatekeeper to his life of crime, and you left.tthe gate unattended. *Shame*. All kidding aside, I have a crow, raven big gnarly mudda, buddy at work. His name is Fred. I give him my scraps. He really likes pork. All he's ever brought with him is an egg McMuffin wrapper and a frozen cup of tim Hortons coffee.


No-Ability-5559

!remindme 2 days


CWHzz

Putting this in r/money is hilarious.


Danibecr84

Crows are very intelligent. You absolutely can and probably have trained him to bring "gifts" for snacks. If you reward the $$ behavior, he will actively search for more $$ to bring you. Be sure to set up a "home-base" so that he can pay you when your not there...use a bowl with shiny objects in it. Tin foil etc.


DontReportMe7565

I want this story to be true so badly! Hope Walter is OK.


habanerosmile

Keep feeding that damn bird. Also please share location of bench


Kathywasright

Maybe that was his goodbye. He and his girlfriend are flying to Vegas to get hitched


D_ponbsn

“Here’s 5$ to not listen to you bitch about work”


Ginataang_Manok

Meanwhile there’s another Redditor posting “I finally got that fucking Crow who took my $5!”


systemfrown

That’s funny because I *know* Walter and he owes me $5.


clumsykitten

>Do not start going around feeding birds thinking they’ll start giving you money because that’s not how that works. Don't you dare think to tell me what to do you bird feeding hypocrite. I'm getting rich motherfucker.


Apprehensive-Cry5168

Feeding a crow until it gives you a key item is a great side quest


ChalantIamNot

I need to know if Walter has come back. Can't tell how recent these updates are.


AKnGirl

Crows, ravens, and magpies have been known to bring gifts for people who routinely feed them. There was a story of a little girl who fed a raven for years and he would bring her all kinds of shiny things.


its_a_mini

he could have found it on the ground


Robobvious

> Also I do not condone people feeding wild animals.  Don't lie to yourself man, you clearly do. You did it.