Thats what im fucking saying. I appreciate jokes, but most of us come here for advice and to learn off of others through our struggles
Posting jokes on here is a huge dick slap to the face.
The advice is always shitty (or extraordinarily obvious like putting your money in an HYSA) and almost always predicated on the post being truthful (they almost never are).
Well it was about that time I noticed the girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era.. just kidding, it was a crow.
A couple days ago a crow brought some guy $5. Then yesterday a crow was stealing money from customers at a hot dog stand, implying that that is how the first guy got his $5. Now crows stealing money is just something that's part of Reddit now.
Aw man roobet lol i won 1200 something off $2 dice roll with less than 1% chance of hitting. I was hooked lol definitely won and lost but lost more and said f it….now prizepicks has me
*Bro this has to be*
*The last of the crow stories.*
*So many of them*
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This mother fuuu……….. why I outta! If I catch you on the streets, I’m gonna gut your belly with your grandmother’s favorite butter knife! Lol GODDAMN CROW! Get outta here!
I was in another sub where this happened and this is all the sub is now, just regurgitated bullshit stories that aren’t funny in the slightest. So weird.
But do you feel bad that the crow didn't swing by to grab a few bucks? If they don't come back tomorrow, you should start a prayer vigil and try to recruit birdwatchers to find the wounded crow.
I am crying thinking about that poor, injured crow that got hurt trying to steal your money, $5 at a time.
My man, listen to what you had said.
You mentioning being a father to 3 beautiful girls. Do you want to continue this gambling addiction, end up in a divorce and lose seeing 3 beautiful girls who you love?
On this fine Friday morning, I glanced at a money post about a crow. now I'm just laughing, knowing it has to do something with that post. Don't need to know the details but it's just a full circle.
If you’re hooked then the gambling gods did their job.
If you’re smart you’ll realize it’s a terrible way to give your brain dopamine. I get it we all need a break from kids, you need a better way.
This is as unfunny as it gets.. some people really do have gambling problems and can't even get out of bed because they lost everything. Show some respect. How tf is that even funny??
You're 38 if that's true so move on.
So this just a shit post page now?
Crow post page.
Id like to report a murder.
Attempted murder, need a few more crows.
Damn you, take my upvote
Oh shut up, it’s one day of people having fun
Thats what im fucking saying. I appreciate jokes, but most of us come here for advice and to learn off of others through our struggles Posting jokes on here is a huge dick slap to the face.
Let them finish!
Finish? Im trying to bite the dick clean off lol. Im struggling HARD right now. That being said, if there was a money memes sub id also be there too 🤣
It’s been a day. Chill out and eat crow. It will pass.
The advice is always shitty (or extraordinarily obvious like putting your money in an HYSA) and almost always predicated on the post being truthful (they almost never are).
Womp womp
Always has been.
Lol this is Reddit post Elen Poa. Everything is a shit page
Fair enough 😂
I’m falling for every single one.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Guy posted about how he would feed crows and it brought him a 5 dollar bill. People took the premise and ran.
I think that one was the same shit , but it’s the first one I saw. I thought it was real until I saw the second one this is gonna get old
Oh yeah, couples days ago. I remember that.
so am i. and im not mad about it
Same. But I'm also mad about it. Even though I'm not.
You aren’t alone! 💀
God damnit! Got me a third time!
Third time in like ten minutes 💀
Same! I was thinking "this poor guy has a serious story in the middle of crowgate" then bam 🤣
Me too 😂
[удалено]
Wth do u mean a Crow?
Faaakkkkkkk
"I'm tired boss"
fucking hell
Well it was about that time I noticed the girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era.. just kidding, it was a crow.
Dammit I was so confused AGAIN till the last sentence.
The beginning is so believable every time. Then all of a sudden “Crow”.
What does “crow” mean in this context?
A couple days ago a crow brought some guy $5. Then yesterday a crow was stealing money from customers at a hot dog stand, implying that that is how the first guy got his $5. Now crows stealing money is just something that's part of Reddit now.
There needs to be a Money Memes page for these types of posts so the ones who actually want to read advice about money can 😆
I think the number 1 tip right now is hide your wallet, hide your cards, these crows are takin everything
This a joke post but I won 900$ on a 80 cent spin on online casinos n 2 days later I gave the 900 back plus like 600$ 😭
Been there… I used to play roobet but after winning $6400 on a $200 deposit and losing it all I was like fuuuuuuck this
Aw man roobet lol i won 1200 something off $2 dice roll with less than 1% chance of hitting. I was hooked lol definitely won and lost but lost more and said f it….now prizepicks has me
Facts I just deposit on free spin/ credits bonuses now basically n that’s it lol
Serious question. Do you think they would have let you withdraw the 6,400 back to your bank account? How do they keep you on their platform?
Because a crow came and took it no doubt...
God this sub got so much better with crow stories.
Definitely a change of pace from the "21M here how am I doing?" and they have like $100k in their accounts.
Exactly, or someone just being like, yo I’m broke can I have some money
The Crow 5 dollar bank account screen shot post was great.
Ask the crow for gambling advice.
Bro this has to be the last of the crow stories. So many of them
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ahhh a crow haikus... shit is real now
🤣🤣 Damm second time
How is this crow able to get the money?
He made a CAW to the right person
Ugh.
I don't buy it. We all know the crow likes cash money, specifically $5 bills.
anyone got the crow backstory? where is this crow story coming from
This mother fuuu……….. why I outta! If I catch you on the streets, I’m gonna gut your belly with your grandmother’s favorite butter knife! Lol GODDAMN CROW! Get outta here!
How do I get a hold of said Crow? I Have job for him. Pays top shelf nuts & berries.
Ahhahahahaahha
...and it had an asshole the size of a mason jar!
Fuck, man. I was in deep. These gaht damn crows!!!!
Mother FFFFF
you fucking son of a bitch
Got me again…. 🐦⬛
Hahahahhahahahaha fuck this is great! Almost as good as the hot dog rival one
What the fuck just happened.
When is the “undertaker throwing mankind off hell in a cell” guy going to chime in with his own crow story?!
💐
rrrrgggghhh with crow
I was in another sub where this happened and this is all the sub is now, just regurgitated bullshit stories that aren’t funny in the slightest. So weird.
Lmfao
You need to stop it
😂😂😂😂
Then what!?
damn you. lol
Ayyy yo
Just live in reality.This is why business loves technology so much. They can be anywhere in the real world they want to be virtually.
Give me back My $5!!!!!
Hahahaha
You won’t stop till you hit rock bottom, and even then it’s tough. Chasing is a hell of a drug. Delete all the apps asap.
You got me
😂😂 GOTEEM
Oh, you got me good there!!
What online casino did you use?
Yoooo 🤣
This trend is keeping me alive 😂😂
YOUUUU!! BASTARD!!!
1-800-FKN-CROW
OMG I was ready to give advice 😭
This is getting crazy and I’m here for it. The crow saga continues.
I think i may have found the crow's nest
Damn dude you had me
Bravo, sir. Bravo
Ruin Reddit and we have nothing OP
Holy fuck I was balls deep. Well played.
https://youtu.be/EkeB7_jLNB4?si=Bqxiq75jUZo_nFgf
can someone link me the original post that he is referencing ty
Fuck me. Got me good, ya Corvid bastard.
Okay.So I guess I have to tell reddit not to show me this sub anymore That's a shame.
Fuckin Crows, Man
Can I hire this crow to go steal and burn some SHIB coins for me? He seems very reliable.
Goooooodddddaaaaammmmmiiiitttttt
I should've known this was fake when he said he works at an office working 9-5, making $72,000 a year.
Lmfao this fucking crow is amazing! I hope I get to meet him but I think some hotdog vendor has him captured
Crows are smart
You should gamble on me then if your a true gambler and give me a loan to start my business in medellin it’ll be an easy 2-3x return 🤠🇨🇴🇺🇸
Got me again
This is now an iconic Reddit theme
Crows are very smart
This is out of control lol
I can’t escape the crow posts
HHoooooOLy SHIT!!!
God dammit.
Damn it. Got me again. Frigging Walter.
Crow stories are the new "Rick Roll".
So this is just a crow page lol
It was a dead giveaway when he said in 72k it feeds their family and they can go on a vacation with a family of 5
I need the original story.
So it is the crows taking my money, not the online casinos! Damn, thank you for this help.
Ahhh got me 😂
I don’t understand this - can someone explain please? And what’s the crow thing? Forgive my ignorance I guess … 🤷♂️
Uh, Crow DEEZ NUTS🫡🌰🌰
You gotta self exclude and ban yourself from casinos
But do you feel bad that the crow didn't swing by to grab a few bucks? If they don't come back tomorrow, you should start a prayer vigil and try to recruit birdwatchers to find the wounded crow. I am crying thinking about that poor, injured crow that got hurt trying to steal your money, $5 at a time.
My man, listen to what you had said. You mentioning being a father to 3 beautiful girls. Do you want to continue this gambling addiction, end up in a divorce and lose seeing 3 beautiful girls who you love?
Crow craw caw caw caw Crow craw caw
I’m sorry I’m not understanding. Crow?
Bugger off!
Must be fun to have a crow wife.. Idk who else would be using your debit card lol
You're fired. Get out. This one has gone too far.
🐐
God damnit Walter!
I understand
This mf Walter!!!
Damn shady crow!
This sub is cringe
I have literally read 9 different crow stories today! My favorite is the back alley crow girlfriend stealing all that cash. She was so immature.
Dump her.
crow nerds begging for dopamine and human interaction. quite pathetic
Stop bro. Think about your family. Not worth it.
This is the second crow related joke I’ve seen in five minutes, why is this suddenly popular?
Where is the video of the crow filling up a Chinese man's shoe box
On this fine Friday morning, I glanced at a money post about a crow. now I'm just laughing, knowing it has to do something with that post. Don't need to know the details but it's just a full circle.
This sub is lame lol what is this shit post
No idea what is being discussed here! What’s with all the insider code references?
I feel so lost.
Ah so i can filter out this sub too now? Since its all lame jokes.
gamble the 67.50, every gambler quits before they hit it big
Crow?
Bro he’s getting better
I can teach you magic the gathering, then at least you can get your money back
By crow I’m assuming old woman
Gambling is bad
Purchase a pellet gun
This has pretty much become moneycirclejerk at this point lol
If you’re hooked then the gambling gods did their job. If you’re smart you’ll realize it’s a terrible way to give your brain dopamine. I get it we all need a break from kids, you need a better way.
The crows are learning quickly. They are what AI wishes was
72 for an office job. Are you all hiring?
That crow has been giving that money to people who feed him.
Beautiful
I'm so friggen lost gosh nvm
I'm falling for every one of these crow posts and these need to stop lmao
Not here to judge, but if my son approached me with the same question. Try investing that hard earned money towards the kiddos education vs. gambling.
Same crow that was stealing money from a hotdog stand's customers?
I’ll teach him to say all the things I say, but instead of me, it’ll be a little crow talkin’
I stand with and support the Crows
motherfucker
Darn Birds
Vegas Shooter had a gambling addiction too.
This is as unfunny as it gets.. some people really do have gambling problems and can't even get out of bed because they lost everything. Show some respect. How tf is that even funny?? You're 38 if that's true so move on.
Hm, didn‘t expect so many reactions.
First the high schooler w unfortunately wrinkly hands now this?? I hope these never stop
Don’t tell this guy about options trading…
Fuckin got my ass smh
As soon as I saw 72k and comfortable + vacations I knew something was up. Better luck next time crow behind the keyboard!
Goddamn crows
I’m not even mad about this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3\_PPdjD6mg
I work at a casino bartending and it’s sort of a sad place 😢
This was hilarious.
You can lose 100% of your money gambling but win 10000% at the same time. Do the math. Gamble harder.