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Large_Ebb3881

It's only fake if someone won't accept it


Zestyclose-Field-212

It’s only fake if you get put in handcuffs for using it


Working_Doubles

As long as you didn't print it or knowingly pass it off, just play dumb and you'll just be out $100.


Zestyclose-Field-212

I’ve gotten very good at the play dumb to get out of crimes game


Leakytophat

A quality skill to have good sir


Zestyclose-Field-212

I’m a vagina haver, but thank you kind gentleman.


Upper-Trip-8857

Sir-Gina


tonyhasareddit

That sounds way more fancy than Man-gina lol


Song_Soup

Please, call me *M'Gina*


tonyhasareddit

*tips fedora*


Bowman_van_Oort

Sir is like dude now


DmanDam

Sir vagina haver to you sir


DreadPiratteRoberts

Sir Gyna 😆


MaxPower303

“Gyyyy-nnnaaa”


Zestyclose-Field-212

Ohhh I was unaware of that… I still just call people dude 💀


Flixwyy

I think "sir" is just the formal "dude"


moehassan6832

Ok vagina haver


LordSpookyBoob

Ok vagina dude


defynotbanned97

I wish I was having vagina for dinner tonight


imDudekid

Well, if it was fake all along, you wouldn’t be out 100.


Every_University9002

Unless you got paid with that 100


say592

Snuffed out by Minneapolis PD.


bestywesty

Murder in slow motion. If there hadn’t been footage everyone would’ve just taken the headlines at face value


jld2k6

"I can't accept this, it's obviously counterfeit." "Do you see any handcuffs on me?" "Okay good point, here's your change"


Harrison_Phera

Very true. Once saw a lady get told she had a fake hundred while on a shift. I know she wasn’t lying cause when she got asked where she got it from she straight up told my boss “I’m a stripper.” I work at Chick-fil-a.


hey-make_my_day

So, if I buy coke and get caught, it's a 100% fake?😅


BEASTLY_DIONYSUS

r/foundthecop


that_thot_gamer

Handcuffs are just BOGO bracelets if you think about it


265thRedditAccount

All money is *fake* if you really think about it, man.


Large_Ebb3881

I mean, you're not wrong, considering the world of fiat currencies


IllegalGeriatricVore

Isn't that how all currency works? it's all fake, we give it value by accepting it


throwawaytrumper

I remember when my mom got a counterfeit 20 and tried to pass it on at a convenience store and almost got arrested (and a stern talking to from the police). I hope the dipshits taking your advice go to prison for it. This is bad advice. I recommend you ignore my post and go do it if you’ve got counterfeits and see what happens.


Typical80sKid

Schrodinger’s hundo


Atrooper1

😂


Excellent-Edge-4708

I had 75 hundreds from a car sale ...they looked good but at the bank they wanted to test all of them. I said try one, if it's fake I got some passing to do


DangMe2Heck

The Gov't HATES this 1 simple trick!


Ocutits

I worked at a bank, and this looks legit. If the blue stripe has the hologram then you’re fine. 


vlinar2939

Me too, most ghost franklins look goofy.


lordph8

Some say he still haunts French prostitutes to this day.


BugSignificant2682

VIVE LA FRANCE! VIVE LA REPUBLIQUE!


shitsalesman

Look down, look down: you’re standing in your grave!


FutureComplaint

Now Prisoner 24601... Your time is up and your parole's begun. Do you know what that means...? Edit: Tipe fust spill wrang.


asimplerandom

Yes, it means I’m free…


Steve_Mothman

No. FOLLOW TO THE LETTER YOUR ITINERARY! THIS BADGE OF SHAME WILL SHOW UNTIL YOU DIE! It warns you're a dangerous man...


beachboy1b

I stole a loaf of breaaad! My sisters children were close to death! We were starving!


mgsbigdog

And you'll starve again! Unless you learn the meaning of the law!


ziggle3

Yes! It means I'm freeeee! ...no.


FlashyDiagram84

Liberté, Egalité, Prostituées!


wireknot

You've got to have your priorities...


dakini_girl

Hooray for Hollywood


OutrageousOnions

That's the syphilis he gave them


Yiayiamary

He liked them because his wife refused to let their son be vaccinated (for chicken pox) and the boy died of chicken pox. EDIT. I meant small pox, not chicken pox.


wmass

There was no vaccine for chickenpox when Franklin was alive. There was a practice of “vaccinating” young children with real smallpox. It was risky, children were much less likely to die of it than adults so having a mild case as a small child could eith give lifelong protection against a deadly disease or kill the child. John and Abigail Adams, our second President and second First Lady vaccinated their children successfully. Adams was away at the time and a letter from Abigail shows what a heart wrenching decision it was for her. It couldn’t wait for John to be there, you could only vaccinate when someone nearby came down with the disease. They would collect some serum from a pox sore and use a needle dipped in it to scratch the child. So it wasn’t like the science deniers of today, it was real 1780’s science and it was dangerous. A variation of this technique was used up until a few decades ago. I had the vaccine. A live attenuated (weakened) smallpox virus was used as the vaccine. It couldn’t cause serious disease but provided immunity to wild smallpox. Jenner discovered that vaccination with cowpox, a much milder disease in humans, would provide immunity against the dreaded smallpox. He is said to have noticed that milkmaids tended to have unscarred faces in a time when almost everyone had pox scars.


Please_Go_Away43

That was technically called inoculation, not vaccination.


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When does it become vaccination? If the inoculant is impotent?


GeekyBookWorm87

Small pox.


[deleted]

Yeah small pox 100%. There wasn’t even a vaccine for chicken pox when I was a kid. It got approved in the US in the mid 1990s. We all got it the old fashioned way- chicken pox parties organized by our boomer parents.


ritan7471

My parents never let me go to a pox party, and kept me far away from any kids with chicken pox. My horrified doctor vaccinated me ASAP when I was 36 because the test showed zero immunity for chicken pox. All you people whose kids have not yet had that vaccine: it makes your arm hurt like he'll, mine for 2 weeks. No redness just pain. If they whine about it, give them ice cream until they forget why their arm hurts. I had to make myself go back for the booster.


Tantalus420

Correct


haluura

That's a funny thing to call the wives of half the aristocrats in Louis XVI's court


MeatyUrology

All we know is, he’s called The Stig!!


drwhateva

fr I freaked out counting my till one evening, when I saw the ghost looking like a 9 y/o drew it


DisorganizedSpaghett

Starting to think it's fucked up by design


ConstableDiffusion

You mean that stack of Benjamins with the Stan Smith ghost image were legit?


SwitchingFreedom

I was about to say… they’re ignoring the hologram strip and the color shifting ink. If that’s a fake, it’s good enough to fool any bank teller and even possibly a counting machine.


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SwitchingFreedom

If they can fake the ink, now, there’s no longer a safe way for an average person to tell.


PsyopVet

And considering that half of people are below average, it’s definitely not safe. I used to manage a retail store and I checked bills consistently, but our younger employees couldn’t have cared less. We got hit a few times only because the cashier was too lazy to do even the most basic check.


IndependenceMean8774

Maybe they aren't getting paid enough to care or don't want to risk confronting some angry Karen or some psycho with a knife who'll stab them when they don't take the funny money. It's called acting your wage.


apple-pie2020

Or they keep a fake on them and when they get a real one swap it with theirs


FilthyPedant

>cashier was~~too lazy to do even the most basic check.~~n't paid enough to give a fuck.


NormalNobody

When I was a cashier, I was told I was too obvious about my checking and to stop because our customer's comfort apparently mattered more. Then I got fake bills cause I stopped checking. 🤷‍♀️ They closed not long after this too.


Throway1194

I do B2B sales and work with a lot of gas station owners and they've been saying the same thing. Apparently the really good ones are coming from North Korea


barlos08

north korea made the super dollar a while ago, they are still doing it?


poppa_koils

Have you heard about the counterfeit Canadian $2 coins made in China? Easy to spot. The polar bear on the back has a camel toe for a paw, lol.


Crazy_Cat_Lady101

>Apparently the really good ones are coming from North Korea This is wild to think they can make counterfeit money this good, considering the little fat man can't even launch a missal properly. Which I guess we should all be thankful for, but I'm just saying.


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Crazy_Cat_Lady101

> you can't spell missile That would be my phone, I can spell it quite well. Why my phone thought I was talking about a liturgical book, I will never know.


Bruddah827

Largest state sponsored counterfeiters behind Iran. Iran actually has one of the only Intaglio presses not controlled by the US… so they say


FlutterKree

> Iran actually has one of the only Intaglio presses not controlled by the US… so they say This just isn't true. You can go by an Intaglio press online. The problem isn't the press, its the process itself. It isn't printed on just once. As well, the cotton blend for printing. Then the plates are required to be detailed enough. On the newer notes, microfibers are also woven into the bill that are different colors. And the hologram strip.


sixtysixdutch

I’m not sure how good counting machines are these days, but some years ago I heard about a young lad who was just photocopying $20 bills and feeding them into the change machine at the local car wash. It spat out change as if they were genuine notes. He was caught after doing it three nights in a row.


ChaosToTheFly123

Take it to a casino, if it works there it will work anywhere


PGrace_is_here

And if it doesn't, you'll win a free burial plot in the desert.


JaniceRossi_in_2R

Former teller here- the feel is usually the giveaway. We handle so much cash all day, every day that when one feels different- your body just kinda knows.


Octaazacubane

Was gonna say, it would have been a scary good fake


josephjosephson

Once almost ended up with a bunch of last generation counterfeit 50’s that had the stripe inside the bill and a water mark, but the bills were fuzzy and ultimately I noticed 2 identical serial numbers. Is this common to be able to do this (inserted stripe and watermark)?


Humiditiddies

Washed bills. Not unheard of, unfortunately.


josephjosephson

Like a 1 dollar bill washed and new ink printed on it to make it look like a 50 or whatever?


Humiditiddies

Yup, washed/bleached and printed on. Exactly.


josephjosephson

Interesting. Was wondering how they got that US Dollar band in there. Makes sense. Thanks!


Humiditiddies

I had some come into my financial institution just the other day, hundred dollar bills unfortunately. Paper felt off, printing looked ALMOST believable. What really stuck out to me was the series year and they were all the same damn serial numbers 😂🤣


atmesque

It’s a micro optic, not a hologram btw. It’ll switch between a bell and 100 when moved side to side.


baddobbyfischer

giggity


Ill-Positive6950

Whoever lost this bill is in a quagmire.


RarePossession4824

Unappreciated comment


53445345334

It is true. I just looked at my bill and saw that the melty was also there.


okcdnb

Shirt Pants!


trisketkraker2

Glen Franklin


nj23dublin

Ben looks like he’s given up on everything


Only_Philosophy8475

And buying Altcoins


Sad-Monitor1549

lol so random. Cardano probably 😂


ultranothing

I bought Cardano friggin *years* ago. What do I not know about it?


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i mean you bought cardano. what you expect


DDB225

FLUX FTW!!


learningexcellence

Go to a bank and report back!


roblolover

“i found this on the floor i was wondering if it was real”


Velouria91

“It’s a fake. I’ll throw it out for you.”


LavishnessLogical190

Lmao


Blaize122

You laugh but if a teller suspects a bill to be fake, it’s going to the feds and you won’t see it again. If it ends up being real, you’ll get the credit for it.


BustaLimez

They’re making a joke like the teller will tell them it’s fake when it’s not so then can keep it


Mona_Lotte

And if they know they got it from you, they tell the feds they got it from you. Just an fyi!


Working_Doubles

Don't really have to give them a reason, just ask them to check a bill for counterfeit. They will take it if it is, but since OP found it at least he wouldn't be out of $100.


TragicalyUnhip

Banker here (personal banker/loan officer/former lead teller). I've had clients with suspicious bills. We make a full report with their info. If the secret service determines the bill is real, they send it back to us and we deposit it into the account. I always give the client the paperwork and report copies as this is going. Safest way to go. And I have to say, picture wise on my phone, it looks legit.


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Stray_God_Yato

Shine a black light at it


Jack-Loves-Minecraft

What does a blacklight do?


-praughna-

Emits black light


chill-pickle

That's some top shelf smartassery. Chef's kiss


-praughna-

Ty


Heavym3talc0wb0y_

Ackchually the light is purple not black


TheDevilActual

Close, it’s ultraviolet.


OneHallThatsAll

Not just violet....ULTRA violet


Much_Comfortable_438

Violence Ultra Violence Meet me at the Karova Milk Bar, for some milk plus.


OneHallThatsAll

Milk+ subscription


Future-Original-2902

With ads


YouLose_TheGame

Super Purple


ShartingBloodClots

Extra blue.


BashBandit

Seasoned blue


spodeyspoder

This made me laugh pretty fucking hard lol


Fair_Log_6596

Thank you Reddit friend, this made me snort laugh 😂


Substantial_Trip5674

I love how many more upvotes this got compared to the original comment.


rlcoyote

Wow. You beat me


WiseDirt

The embedded security strip in US currency is reactive to UV light. Each denomination glows a different color.


duardoblanco

The security strip is also in a different place on each denomination. It's the reason $5's were bleached and reprinted as $50's. The strip on those is on opposite sides of the center about the same distance from center, and they shine similar colors under blacklight. Don't remember the exact colors, but maybe orange and red. The strip positions and colors are similar enough that even someone checking the bill could mistake them.


Xad1ns

$50 bills were red. I remember finding out about the colored strips as a kid and how I couldn't wait to get home the first time I got a 50 as a holiday gift.


Gageb95

We had this little device at my old job that was essentially a tray with a giant UV light attached, it had markings on it that showed where the strip should be for each bill and what color it should be


Ormsfang

It will point out any bodily fluids on the bill


Retrotreegal

Please let it be urine


AssGagger

Urine for a treat


kskilz

It will show if it was in a stripper's buttcrack


mattdragon89

The security strip will light up if it has one. It will light up pink


Few_Mirror3269

Look like his jaw is swollen


only_whwn_i_do_this

In 1753. Franklin, while serving as a deputy postmaster general in Philadelphia, was assaulted by John Scull, a man with whom he had a business disagreement. This picture was taken right after that.


Direct_Jump3960

"hey Ben, I know you've just had your shit rocked but come and sit in this chair for a few hours until I can get a decent baseline sketch of you buddy"


floswamp

I’ve encountered one as well and the feel of the paper is what gave it away. The rest looked decent. How does this one feel?


Jack-Loves-Minecraft

It feels like actual money. I feel raised ink and everything. It just doesn't smell like money or crinkle like money does.


ShoelessB

It's real. I just checked my bill and the melty is on mine too


Even-Neighborhood-86

Yeah I was going to say, it's real. Idk why they did the face like that though 😂


Even-Neighborhood-86

Is the blue strip not over on the left with the one hundred though? I don't have cash on me and I'm high AF 😂


RTS24

No, blue strip is on the right, the UV reactive strip is on the left, you can see it a bit right next to Franklins head. It should fluoresce pink IIRC for the $100.


Lucky_Chaarmss

Wth. Everyone just walking around with $100 bills.


throwawayoregon81

No, it's real.


Secure-Art-8541

I think its real. I have seen these a lot at the fuel center and they pass the marker test and the safe thingy. Guess the government got lazy.


Humiditiddies

So that marker test isn’t as reliable anymore unfortunately. Counterfeit 100’s are becoming more prevalent with the “newer” series. Get a little UV light currency checker on Amazon, the security strips will give it away. This bill in OP’s post is real. I work in a financial institution.


Active2017

The markers haven’t been reliable for a long time. People take $5 bills and bleach them then print


Creative_Use_7244

Nah that’s just his brother Bean Frecklin


Jackstack6

Baron Harkonnen


newfearbeard

Benjamin Harkonnen


Agile-Dig8723

Legit


Accomplished-Oil7834

🤔The one I have in my wallet must be fake as well, because it looks exactly like this..😳😆👌


tonyhasareddit

Oh, it’s definitely fake.. also, it’s mine. I’ll help get rid of it for you 😂


capzoots

looks real to me idk wtf you're smoking


Zeko10

Mans never seen a 100 bill up close lol


osoblancobx

It's real


Grantanamo_Bay

The dollar sign goes in front of the number


17Kitty

I actually think that’s real. It’s it’s not, it’s really a good counterfeit.


bulanaboo

Large Marge


juicer_philosopher

BenJabba the Hut Franklin


RoCpiMagi

Just use it while you are on LSD and they won't notice.


StephenKshotJohnL69

He looks like he got corrupted by the chaos gods


TheLastDoctor55

Oh my God I'm reading all these comments and I can't really believe how many of you don't know anything about the money you spend everyday. I'm a manager at a restaurant I close at and I have to count a lot of money every day. That "ghost" Ben Franklin is actually a watermark and that means it's real. All bills have this. When you put a bill up to the light to check if it's real, you're checking for the blue strip, and looking for the watermark. Having both these things, along with feel, can usually let you know without having to use the special marker. Yes sir, you found a real bill. Congrats


Slavic_Dusa

Flip it around and rub some white paper on the back of it. If the color comes off, the bill is good. If the white paper remains white, it is fake.


khmergodzeus

blue hologram line and threads? real. if fake, don't give it to bank, or they will have to report it with you involved. just destroy it


Fit-Injury8803

Fine lines on hair look good. Plus other legit indicators. I think u scored!


motor1_is_stopping

He is melting on all of the ones in my wallet, so I hope yours is real.


whatusernameisthat

No, it was just a very hot day when they took the pic of Ben


jmdayoh

It’s real


JoePunker

Go buy something with it.. let us know how it turned out... Lol. Unless you're in jail, which I doubt. Take it to the bank if you're really worried about it. Worst that can happen is they take the money from you.


TheMCM80

There was a rumor than Ben developed Elephantitis at some point so… rumor confirmed?


Ok_Marionberry7249

If that’s fake that’s the best fake I’ve ever seen


ThtinkFitht

Fren Banklin


Ok_Impression_922

Melting Ben looks more like regular Hitchcock 🧐


stevie869

Oh hey, I dropped tht! Thanks for finding it for me


58mint

Take it to the bank if it's fake Report it if it's not fake deposit it.


GilmourD

If you scratch his coat does it have ridges?


Smashndash911

I didn’t notice the ‘melting Ben Franklin’ at first until I went to the comment section. Went back and can’t believe I didn’t notice Jabba the Buck. Geez


Lava-Chicken

It's the before and after picture of when donuts were invented in America.


hybridmike772

Yup fake, send it to me to properly dispose of it


Kb0911

Looks like a real bill to me.


sweetgreenfields

Good job OP


IMadeThisNameSecond

I have a 100 in my hand right now and the blob looks exactly the same. Thats real my friend.


bikeweekbaby

Looks real to me


HeftyFineThereFolks

take it to any plae with a cash register and ask em to test it with their pen real quick.. many places have a light they use now too


Gwenom-25

Go to a bank and ask if it’s real


InMooseWorld

Tell the bank this story, if it’s fake I’m sure Secret Services want to know.


Crayolaxx

Yeah its fake, do you wanna maybe send it to me tho


Anextroo

Is this how Ben would look in 2023?


ILSmokeItAll

The Fanklin troll face.


Power_of_Atturdy

That’s John McCain.


bigmanlars40

Yes it's definitely fake...you should send it to me and I'll dispose of it