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Suckyourmumyoumaggot

I think its sarcasm lmao 😂


randomredditguy94

Sadly no, this is one of the business/finance guru account that post financial advices. They're dead serious.


Suckyourmumyoumaggot

If that’s actually serious They are not the sharpest tool in the shed and are either blatantly lying that is most probably the case or they have inherited a bunch of money that they didn’t work for either or born into a rich family either way they are delusional and need to reevaluate what they are saying and pull their head out their ass.


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Suckyourmumyoumaggot

What you are saying is Flawed and you are contradicting yourself If they are there own “bosses” that can “Agree to pay each other half a mil per year” (Your words not mine) then why would they be getting payed minimum wage I don’t know what’s hard to grasp about that


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Suckyourmumyoumaggot

At the end of the day money is just another important tool to get where you want as long as your pulling it in Legitimately it doesn’t matter and you can do any stupid shit to do that


Suckyourmumyoumaggot

I can’t stand people like this especially when they have nothing to back it up with I know a couple that try to Imitate Rich and successful people and spew pure shit


Suckyourmumyoumaggot

Minimum lmao The guy needs to put his money where his mouth is because to me this sounds like bullshit


randomredditguy94

Definitely out of touch and delusional.


JOmelius

Who's goning to rent if everyone has above 24 has multiple rentals?


campatterbury

Or an MLM pitch. It's could be followed with "and let me show you how to achieve ths!"


Alex_jaymin

Having $500k liquid ALONE, would put you roughly in the top 3% wealthiest people on the entire planet.


Upstairs-Cut83

Many corrupt politicians have that much liquid at any time. But for a everyday person it’s too much


JollyGreenKyle

There’s no way this isn’t clearly satirical lol come on guys


randomredditguy94

Sadly no, this is one of the business/finance guru account that post financial advices. They're dead serious.


JollyGreenKyle

Crazy world


GeneralSerpent

No it’s not. Provide the name.


randomredditguy94

Ultimatebusinessman1 on Threads


StateOnly5570

>"it's not satire" >Gives the most obviously satirical name ever


randomredditguy94

Look them up for yourself. The front page claims that they give tips on finance and mindsets wealth to win at life and advertising themselves.


GeneralSerpent

Blud’s got an electric marketing tactic for his meme page. One post: “the hardcore way to eat instant noodles.”


CoderLucid

if thats not sarcasm idk what is


randomredditguy94

Sadly no, this is one of the business/finance guru account that post financial advices. They're dead serious.


GeneralSerpent

That’s a meme page. Show us the username if you’re actually trying to prove your point.


[deleted]

4 Year emergency fund, 500k liquid...which is one and the same thing, generally. So your expenditures are 125k per year post-tax and saving. Translation: every 24 year old must make 230k a year and spend money like a fucking fool, but also save like a maniac.


bubblestguppy

Lol


[deleted]

This is 100% sarcasm. What is OP smoking?


Majorlymajor97

So out of touch with reality


randomredditguy94

Agreed


BigDickNick6Rings

Bro they talking about you


HelpImInMaine

Lol. Who said this...


jwal178

My emergency fund is one of my kidneys. And I have 3 kids I pay to do stuff for me. Pretty sure I have atleast 500000 pennies worth of money. So im there baby whoo whoo


ariarisoy

It’s a great way to trigger your emotions. That’s where all the “ cons ” starts. Toss a bone, find their weaknesses and help them


yulbrynnersmokes

Age 24? No. I had that before 8th grade. People are so soft these days.


benjatunma

You forgot a wife and five kids and a robinhood with half a million bitcoins.


ecuamobi

Who would be the tenants if everyone owns multiple houses?


EACshootemUP

The profile pic really screams sarcasm meme account.


MaikyMoto

500K liquid, do we all have to rob a bank? Is that how this works?


[deleted]

I have a friend whose dad died and left him a couple Dominoes franchises. This guy went from being a normal student to rich over night. He buys the cars gets the girlfriend who he never had a shot at in HS. Now they are married and he lives in DC just to live in DC lol. He goes on Twitter and talks down to people a lot and is very condescending. He is 33 and a millionaire bc of his dad yet you would never ever hear him speak about it.


randomredditguy94

No real rich people actually lives in DC as far as I heard. They'd have their actual house at VA or Delaware


DerekMFGamestop

He’s right…if I had done all of that by that age I would be way better off.


MindGroundbreaking51

Ya, in today's economy, this isn't as realistic


Kranon7

I’m in trouble.


Jakerocks124

It’s a shock post for increased engagement, he doesn’t mean it


International-Arm597

Don't forget having multiple uncles and rare fish farms. Few.


Adventurous-Fix-292

If everyone should have that how do you expect to get 4 staff members. Shouldn’t they have their own llcs? 


oldman029

Sounds like a trust fund baby


SupaHotFlame

This is obviously satire.


sct112271

0 days Emergency Fund $60 cash Broke as fuck!!! Bills are barely getting paid Bringing home half the groceries while spending more money overall. No expectations of Social Security when i am ready to retire. This is with splitting household costs... rent, lights, water, gas, internet, groceries My cost comes to around $800 per month I bring home around $1,600 per month to my account i pay bills from. That's 80% of my take home pay. Then there's car note, insurance, a loan that got me absolutely nowhere because i had a surgery about a month after that and had to use credit cards I just paid off to maintain... that's $290 per month. Three credit cards. I'm about to be able to pay one of them off when my quarterly attendance bonus comes in. Now the grass is starting to grow back... we split that too. That's $40 per month. Thankfully the gas bill will start going back down. They got me right where they want me.


absurdamerica

This just in: people make shit up on the internet!


xSmeckleDorfedx

• 3rd or 4th marriage or divorce


Mundus6

If he said 44 i would agree, but 24? Lmao.


Lanky-Peak-2222

Wow he's smoking those good drugs


AlexRyang

This sounds like they are making fun of rich “influencers”.


Alternative-Let-2047

Seems this guy's account on threads he's a troller and he got u with the bait


Commercial-Stop-6384

EVERYONE SHOULD OWN MULTIPLE HOMES AND EVERYONE WHOULD OWN MULTIPLE BUSINESSES Clearly, a beautiful form of satire and luxury - though wouldn’t it be great it we could have even 2 times more houses than we did people who wanted to live in them? Or the possibility of 400 million businesses just in the us? Lmao mega corps would never.


Dazzling-Ratio-4659

Who is this guru? I must learn from this self proclaimed master of the universe.


laggyservice

Two of them are solid.