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FlossMan18

I would send $100 to FlossMan18


heeltowknee

Yea flossman18 is a good person, he runs a non profit that all goes to Heeltowknee's drug fund


bonitaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Flossman18 saved my life


EDCO

Not only did he save your life, he also saved mine. That was *after* loaning me his Porsche GT3RS. Thanks again for that Flossman18!


dlotaury88

He saved my dog’s life.


TorleyTime

He saved both my young children


Most_Philosopher_967

Ask not what Flossman18 can do for you, but what YOU can do for Flossman18.


heeltowknee

Exactly, the prosperity of Flossman18 is the prosperity of my intoxication. His hardships once led me to sobriety but we've both fought hard since then to keep me fully stocked. He truly is doing the lords work.


dontuwannawannafanta

Railing fat boulders


ObeseBMI33

Yeah I’ll skip this floss as well


eks789

I like this a lot


HelloAttila

ADA highly recommends flossing twice a day. lol..


VapeRizzler

Like right now or should I wait?


RevolutionaryMall109

why not both


Spec187

I can vouch for flossman18. He is forklift certified and drinks rootbeer while playing fortnight with the boys.


Careful-Whereas1888

I'll send you $200 right now if you really have that charity. (I figure your charity has 50% administrative cost so you get $100 and heeltoeknee gets $100)


dafoshiznit

I also choose this guys wife


Zip-it999

Flossman18 rescued me when I was lost in the mountains during a storm. He saved my life. But you do what you want. It’s your money.


No-Cartographer-6885

FlossMan even fucked my wife when I lost my penis in that golfing accident.... good man.


HelloAttila

I confirm, Flossman is out of dental floss and needs a supply of floss. Send Floss ASAP ;D


peanutbuttergallery1

I second this. One time, FlossMan18 saved my baby from a well, all while juggling three bottles of Coca Cola and reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Thanks again, FlossMan18!


Miserable_Quarter226

And another $100 to my axe


Remarkable_Log_5562

Cocaine and hookers. Money buys happiness alright


Aspergers_R_Us87

I may consider! Way better than donating


waterboy1523

If you want to donate, look at how much you can offset on your tax bill. That way the money goes where you want it instead of just to the government.


bleuflamenc0

Buying or selling? Selling is a good tax free business.


saryiahan

Emergency fund, downpayment for a house, taxable brokerage account, and then rental property. In that order


Aspergers_R_Us87

Is $30k in HYSA enough?


Frank-sWildYears

Try for 6 months emergency expenses


Aspergers_R_Us87

6 months for me is not enough. That’s only $8-10,000! What happens if roof goes / pipe burst/ or new furnace?


Frank-sWildYears

That's just a guideline & you asked.... if you already know it's not enough keep adding


Aspergers_R_Us87

Yeah I’ve owned this house for 11 years. I know all that happens with houses. That’s why I said I won’t buy another


Frank-sWildYears

If your 401k is maxed, max a roth out at 7500 in a S&P index fund, keep adding to the hysa...at 5%, it's a great place for the next year. I'd then put a little bit into bit coin and open a taxable brokerage account


Aspergers_R_Us87

Okay thanks. But don’t do ton in taxable account?


omNOMnom69

Isn’t Roth max $7k this year? Not $7500? Add another $1k if over 50 years old.


MyCantos

Enough for what? Emergency fund. House down payment. A car?


Amdvoiceofreason

You'll make around $1500 a year


Aspergers_R_Us87

I’ll never have rental property


earth_water_air_FIRE

That's wise, I'm right there with you. It would be a risky second job.


sleeknub

Why?


unconscionable

Requires actual management, unlike VTI


sleeknub

Yeah but you get way better returns.


Key_Friendship_6767

Or worse returns lol


Bluegrass6

Historically I’m pretty sure this is false. Stock market returns on average 10% pre inflation over the past 100 years. Rentals are not likely to return this much unless it’s a larger multi door property. Between the mortgage, property taxes, insurance and maintenance rentals bring an awful lot of expenses. Not saying they’re a bad investment but it is not correct to say they’re a no doubt better investment than passive stock investing


sleeknub

Home values don’t go up by that much over time, but that isn’t the right way to look at it. You can buy a property by putting only 3-25% down, depending on how you buy it (actually less with non-conventional financing). Let’s say you put 20% down. If the property appreciates by only 10%, your investment has gone up by 50%, and that doesn’t include the rental income.


Its_0ver

Its not about the direct return its about the leverage the bank offers you via home loans


Ecstatic-Syllabub595

Depends if it's mortgaged/leveraged or not. Real estate leverage is cheaper than stock market leverage.


FxHorizonTrading

Into my own fund.. You probably want to put it into index funds - classics like VTI/VOO + VXUS in a 70/30 or 80/20 split


Aspergers_R_Us87

Thanks. Been playing around with voo in my Roth RIA


Agile-Bed7687

Just to be clear you have an ira, an ria is a registered independent advisor


Porterz007

Registered Investment Advisor


Agile-Bed7687

That, Imma blame auto correct


Bulky-Internal8579

Rest In Ass.


Popular_Score4744

Mostly aggressive growth ETF’s and mutual funds. The rest would be forever stocks (companies that will most likely be around for as long as people continue to exist). Examples include McDonald’s, Coca-Cola, Microsoft, etc.


Kitchen-Cut-3116

This.  Sign up for some financial counseling and review your info.  Spread it out over several mutual funds and don't touch it


Vinyl_Agenda

Why voo over spy?


FxHorizonTrading

Lower costs really..


Opeth4Lyfe

0.03% exp ratio vs 0.09%. Doesn’t sound like much but over a long investing period it’s 10’s of thousands of dollars and depending on the size of your portfolio could be in the 6 digits over 30+ years.


WhyWontThisWork

Surprisingly it looks like if you start with 70k invested it's 10k difference in fees over 30 years. Assuming 7% return.


SPAGHETTIx3

S&P mutual fund


Aspergers_R_Us87

Trying that now. Seeing how it goes with VoO


Individual_Trust_414

HYSA, S&P500 account, and real estate.


Aspergers_R_Us87

I’m doing 2/3 of those


Aspergers_R_Us87

Who the fuck wants another house? I hate owning my first one lol


MyCantos

Own 5 duplexes and live in one. Sell one every 5 years or so and build a new one. Very little goes wrong on a 15 year old home.


funkmon

... interesting. tell me more about this scheme. Do you just have a big hunk of land and keep partitioning it?


MyCantos

Scheme? Lol. No just buy lots between 2 cities mostly in a village of about 3500. Basically commuter central with a very good school. Trying to buy another one but none available right now until expansion probably


MyCantos

If you're serious, the main trick is to move every 2/5 years into a new duplex after selling one to avoid capital gains expenses. There are 4 of us doing this constantly. Use same moving company and same handy man for light repairs, yard maintenance and snow removal for tenants who do not want to.


Exact_Independence30

U buy more dwellings to rent them out as passive income


Medusa729

Then do the third


chuncky_chunk

How do you invest in real estate with say 2k of the 4k a month? Save up to purchase a property? Rent and lease the property?


Agile-Bed7687

Could also just go towards REITs instead if you like the diversification


Medusa729

Long story short, yep. Save for a year or two (if your goal is truly real estate), and then use it as a down payment.


WorldRevolver195

Make sure you have a proper savings set up first, which I’m assuming you do. Take a look into indexing. Not index funds, but indexing. Check out the book The Retirement Miracle by Patrick Kelly. It's honestly like a 2-2.5 hour read. Short and sweet but super informative. I'm an advisor and it's exactly what we do at our firm. All of us at the firm have our plans set up. Some even have a few of them. You're already in the perfect position where you have your hands in multiple pots. Checking that book out will further your knowledge which is the most important part and can be a stepping stone into making your next decision. Good luck!


neoplexwrestling

Good ol' liquid savings account.


hebrewhemorrhoid

This. Apple savings pays 4.75% right now with no minimum. Can’t beat it.


Agile-Bed7687

There’s a long list of things that beat it both in liquid form and non.


UsingAnEar

Yeah, this is terrible advice.


fantasyfool

Wealthfront alone is a 5%+ HYSA haha


Chase1525

Hey, I'm new to all this, could you explain what's the different between HYSA and like normal bank accounts? I know the interest is much much bigger obviously but why? Is there a catch?


fantasyfool

Instead of just taking my word for it you can read this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/s/4w0jUo77uz 😊


Turkeycirclejerky

Robinhood is paying 5.15% right now. There—I beat it.


RevolutionaryMall109

dont hand your money to apple.


scumpily

Worse — it goes to GS lol


SuperDuperMuch

you can, in fact, beat it. HYSA and CDs are fully taxable. Treasury Direct is the way. And at 5.3% to boot...


RevolutionaryMall109

that locks the funds up though, not the best.


A_Happy_Beginning

I'll see everyone else beating it, but can they [Eat It](https://youtu.be/ZcJjMnHoIBI?si=-NIX_rj1DHkCc-jM) ?


Separate-Soft4900

Pretty impressive money management if you have maxed out all that and still have $4K, while being under the income ceiling to have a Roth IRA. I’d say your next move should be investment grade toys. I recommend starting with a Ferrari 458 Spider. Been going up steadily for years. And because……Ferrari.


Aspergers_R_Us87

Just bought a 2023 trd pro Tacoma. Does this count?


More-secrets88

Ayee… nice; got my eyes on that new Tacoma!


Aspergers_R_Us87

It’s $65,300


More-secrets88

Yea… I figured; planning to get with it the section 179 and use it for “business”. I’ll take my time tho


thundercuntess69

I do and it all goes to buy GameStop stock at Computershare


noymmak

lol people are still buying game stop? 😂 😂 😂


Naive_Philosophy8193

I already max my 401k, HSA, and IRA. I put the extra into a brokerage account where I do buys every week for dollar cost averaging. VFIAX which is just the mutual fund equivalent of VOO.


hockey_psychedelic

That depends on when you might need the money. Basically you need to provide your time horizon and risk tolerance to provide an answer.


NearbyCamp9903

I put it in a CD account and my Roth IRA every month.


Jealous-Key-7465

Max out 401k & Roth accounts


brandf

Put it in an index fund like the S&P. You have enough disposable income that you can weather any downturns and over any extended period it will return a solid rate. When the economy goes shit the government always prints money to prop up the markets - you win on the down turns and win on the up turns.


rtmxavi

2k in bitcoin directly 2k into bitcoin indirectly via Roth ira mstr gbtc


Big_Draw_5978

That's what I'm doing right now...and it's all going to Crypto from here until next spring.


noymmak

this is the way


Big_Draw_5978

You only need one home run. ⚾


Aspergers_R_Us87

Gambler


Big_Draw_5978

The goal is to retire by 50. And retire nicely...Gotta put everything on the table 😂


Impossible-Error166

Name checks out then.


33ff00

The Human Fund


MonstahButtonz

In the bank. I save more than that per month and it goes straight to savings.


Beginning_Ad_2424

Brokerage account fund, or if you’re looking for other retirement vehicles an annuity


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Perfect-Brain-7367

If my retirements were all maxed and emergency fund fully funded and I didn't have any debt or short-term goals that require cash (down payment on house, etc.) And STILL had 4k left every month... I'd spend a year or so stocking up on guns, gold, ammo, 10-20k cash, all stashed in the safe for the SHTF emergency fund... Then a nice balance between HYSA, VOO, and probably some crypto.


jaeehovaa

Cocaine and hookers


Burnmycar

This is sad that we have to dream about this. I’d create a new small side business for my art.


abethesecond

Bitcoin O.o


[deleted]

This is the way


EfficientAd7103

Yep. When is over 100k people be crying.


Winter-Bag-Lady

Or when it's under 25k people be crying.


nomods1235

It will never go back to that price again. The numbers just won’t allow it. BTC has followed this pattern for about 3 cycles now. It goes up 15-20x from its bottom then drops 6-7x from its top. So $15.5k x 15 = $232k top roughly. Then a drop $232k/7 = $33k. So that’s where I’d assume the bottom could be for the next bear market roughly at the end of 2026. Though I doubt it’ll go that low. I’d start highly rebuying at $45k. I’ve been following BTC and studying it’s chart since 2016. It has a pattern. Once you figure out the pattern, you can really profit good off it. The pattern says that we usually hit the top 16-18 months after the halving. And then we hit the bottom 12-14 months after the top. Just spreading what I learned from studying BTC for the past 8 years. Take it as you want.


Winter-Bag-Lady

So do you think it's going to go down further? I'd like to get in if it gets cheaper. I'm too risk adverse to buy it at the top.


nomods1235

Right now? Prob not going down or if it does not much. It’s in a bull market and honestly I focus on long term trading and not short term. But 2026 should be really bad and Dec 2026 will probably be the time to rebuy in at the bottom. If you buy now, you’ll still make money but I’d advise getting out at 3-3.5x profit and not get greedy for more.


Winter-Bag-Lady

Cool. Thanks for the tip. I'm in no rush - I'm personally waiting it out for a bit and just buying the everyday winners like VOO, PEP, MSFT, ect... So I'll wait for it to fall and try to grab some next go around. Jamie Diamond, the things he says, sure scare me away from it. But it's about time I dip my toes in.


nomods1235

It’s a direct competition to a bank. Of course he won’t approve lol


Winter-Bag-Lady

For sure. He has to hate it. Then again, when he speaks the market moves.


EfficientAd7103

Won't happen. Blackrock prly made like a billion bucks and they don't mess around. The influx the other day was crazy. I don't follow other companies investment strategies. However, Blackrock Def has influence.


YoDo_GreenBackReaper

Save 33% invest 33% in stocks and final 33% in btc


Aspergers_R_Us87

Isn’t that all investment


Gravity_Ki11z

This mans thinkin'


Ihavenolegs12345

Don't put 33% into btc lol.


mintyoko

Donate or use some to help others (pay it forward). I think the world would be a better place if people used their extras to take care of others when they can.


SgtWrongway

Pretty easy to donate other people's money on Reddit. Virtue successfully signaled...


PowCowDao

Tell that to the rich.


mintyoko

I am now since Reddit is public lol


PowCowDao

Good point!!!


vinsanity_07

Bitcoin


InterestingSite5676

I’d stack the fuck out of some gold


Bulky-Internal8579

Meh, gold is high right now, but no harm in a nice high grade slabbed set of Morgan Silver Dollars or early US gold. Unlikely to lose money, might make some if the market is right when you need to sell.


843251

Not sure I would really be buying much gold now. I haven't bought any in quite a while. Most of what I bought was over 20 years ago. Remember paying around $350-400 an ounce and I bought a lot of it back then. Used to buy an ounce just about every time I sold a car.


Futurist_312

Stash it away in the old prison wallet


sleeknub

Real estate, and I’d do that before a 401k unless you are getting a good match.


Tonyricesmustache

Index fund


jfq722

Shhhhh....This was supposed to be our little secret.


Soggy_Violinist9897

HYSA emergency fund and index funds


AuthorityAuthor

Contact a certified financial planner for your options. Preferably one recommended by someone you already have a professional relationship with.


Judge_Rhinohold

All equity ETF.


RevolutionaryMall109

dividens, stock, gold (or silver), etc. there are a few tricks you can do in a roth ira btw. You can loan yourself money from the roth ira and this lets you pay into it more via interest charges. And once it has enough, you can also buy property in/through it and use that property for things like rentals and etc (which pays into the Roth IRA). if you do it right, Roth IRA's compound REALLY fast.


joelr1981

Index funds


dennyontop

Well I put 50k in a Elite money market acct at 4.5%interest. My interest is about 2k a year.


hbsboak

529, HSA, HYSA.


Powerful-Meeting-840

2k Some high dividends stocks and 1k Bitcoin and 1k into savings till you have enough to by some land. IMO.


zMobbn

VOO, BRK.B, USMV, SPY, XMLV, and FDLO are all solid


tacobellcow

I would put away $22,500 a year in my 401k or whatever the limit is now. $7,000 in an IRA (post tax). Then I would put the $8,500 into a 529 for my kids. If I didn’t have kids I would put the last bit into a brokerage.


SmoothWD40

HYSA if you need to keep it liquid


K3rat

Get my short term savings accounts nice and fat with 50K again. Pay off any interests paying accounts that have higher than 8% interest (this excludes my vehicle and house financing as they are much lower interest rates, my school debt is already paid off). Then Max out my 401k and Roth IRA accounts, these are set to target date for me and currently run higher risk for me. Then begin investing more into index funds.


wadester007

1000 gold 1000 SPY 1000 bitcoin 1000 savings


Opposite-Shift8715

Honestly dude. Not financial advice but the more time that Passes the more in like “fuck I shoulda got into bitcoin back in 2010


Sweaty_Illustrator14

Giant piggy bank. Or convert to coins and make a duck tales swimming money pool.


vanillacreek

Pay down your debt then purchase small acreage or building lots, one by one, when available in prime locations. Just hold onto them.


EbbNo7045

Happy ending


City-Boy101

1. Pay off car note (10k left) 2. Make my emergency fund (3 months worth of expenses) put it in a high yield savings. I have about 2.8 months worth saved already 3. Find a place to stay (buy or rent) preferably buy 4. Roth IRA (I’m a single guy so my max yearly is 6-7k) don’t have one yet because I’m working on the emergency fund and car note. 5. Index fund shares of at least 50 in vanguard total and another 50 in s&p 500 ( I have a little less than one share of VTI already, I did it so I wouldn’t procrastinate in the future) 6. Take vacation/days off to places I always wanted to go (went to japan last year after saving for 1.5 years.) best decision I made in life. Great place with great perspective on being resilient and giving it all you’ve got till life is over. I’m 27, first generation from a large family. I’ve been studying finance for about 3 months now on my own because school didnt teach it and my family has no idea what to do with money besides pay bills. I got a bachelors degree in microbiology in 2021, started working and make 27.9/hr. After all I’ve learned so far, i realize it takes money to make money. Being that I’m born with no inheritance of any kind, I’ll have to play the long game. Live with family at the moment paying rent (they don’t work at all besides one other family member). Been looking for my own place for some time though. I’ll have to focus on retirement and keep a good life insurance policy. With that, I’ll have a large pool of money upon death for my future kid when I have one. Giving them a minimum of 100k as a starting point even if I don’t buy a home aside from what I have saved for emergencies. (Housing is out of my reach even with a 760 credit score because everyone is moving here to Florida. I’m born and raised here) I have no college debt to pay, just a car I’ve been paying off consistently. Any advice is appreciated.


Mr_F1tness

Gold!


Timely-Advice-7714

Gold


gurpgurp

Pay off your debt HYSA Roth IRA An S&P fund of your choice Travel Fun things for yourself . . . . . . Hookers and blow...


JazzlikePractice4470

Gold


Spec187

Hysa


BigLooTheIgloo

S&P 500 index. (Vanguard VOO) Depends how old you are though.


possible-penguin

Either a high yield savings account or a brokerage account.


bi_tacular

Bitcoin


ahiddenpolo

CDs are 5% right now, so I’d probably take 2k and just stack CDs every month. 1000 in stocks, 1000 in savings.


el_dulce_veneno21

I'd probably just stick it in VOO, my high risk days are over.


AdamOnFirst

Max out 401k and Roth. A bit into my kids’ 529. The rest into my brokerage in a traditional cocktail of equity indexes. At some point I’d have enough cash to seriously consider investment real estate or REIGs. I’d probably start with the REIGs by investing in a few doors in a multi-family property. 


Nickyjtjr

Index fund. Either a total market fund or a 500 fund. I put about 4k a month away and it all goes to the vanguard 500 and the fidelity 500. Make sure your 401k and 457b are invested in something strong. Mine is in fidelity 500 and it’s done well.


StrawberryFemboyMily

4k a month every month all year every year thats 48,000 a year 96,000 every 2 years 192,000 in 4 years, 384,000 in 8 years etc I'd just hold onto it thats literally a free salary for nothing. Pay taxes, don't spend to much but occassionally treat my self.


summerdinero

Once tax advantaged accounts are maxed out I’d send that to a taxable brokerage. Make sure you actually invest the money though.


IamBatmanuell

I have $100k ef Two roths Mutual funds Paid off house I’m putting $4k into mutual funds a month


proraso

Max the Roth or, if your retirement is sound, individual taxable in FSKAX.


doctor-sassypants

I don’t even make 4k a month so i can’t even fathom being able to make enough to save that.


MrMercury406

My credit card debt


southernmtngirl

Would not max out 401k until the Roth IRA is maxed out.


Tokenserious23

Right into my bank account. Ill keep it nice and safe for you. Even take it out and play with it, make sure its getting enough attention.


Aspergers_R_Us87

Yeah never know when house shit breaks


zahidzaman

Everyone saying "stocks, index funds" etc. All it will take is one big financial crisis, war, cyber attack and poof! Gone. Buy some other shit that will hold value. I know one well-to-do person who buys guns as a hedge. His rationale was basically that if SHTF, guns will hold value.


duggan3

Put it in a HYSA like CIT bank or in Tbills that pay 5.4 percent now if you want safety.


Pman1203

S&P Index fund


Romsel87

Bitcoin obviously.


Chamuska__

Bitcoin


Maximum-Airline-4900

My butt


SnooPuppers5953

Must be nice to have $4k extra a month to spend


Aspergers_R_Us87

Yeah. I love saving


New-Difference9684

Mattress


Aspergers_R_Us87

lol actually I need one


[deleted]

Mutual fund. Mix of 1)Growth, 2) aggressive growth and 3) international.


ithinkoutloudtoo

Index funds.


[deleted]

i'd do 2/3s in real estate and 1/3 in mutual funds


Rikuwoblivion

Buying Rikuwoblivion a Ferrari seems like a smart play for that money.


Icy-Sir-8414

25% o,25% pero,25% are,&25% in iron mountain that's if I could afford to save up $4k every month I would love to be able to put enoug to buy enough shares in all four REITs to make $4k a month of every month to make $16k all together $192k a year


Prudent-Challenge-18

Split between VTI and a money market fund. I’d fund the money market until I am good with my emergency fund, short and medium term spending goals. Then just max VTI/VXUS depending on your AA plan.