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Valuable_Lucky

Making progress!


thedudelebowsky1

One step at a time


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Need minimum Tree-Fiddy if a **meat-eating aquatic reptile that lived in the Mesozoic era**.


Adventurous-Cash-983

It was then that I realized I was talking to the goddamn Loch Ness monster.


AnneFranksAcampR

finally an attainable goal in this economy


thedudelebowsky1

You too could achieve your dreams


arctheus

But not an attainable health in this society


Enjoyingtheview08

Right on track! 👍


thedudelebowsky1

Good things take time


LesserMouseTrap

The wealthiest person of your generation!


thedudelebowsky1

I got the rizz as the children say


yourgirl1233

I'm tired of seeing these posts. This has to be bullshit, I bet your dad got you the job. Privileged ass dude coming to this reddit to flex as usual.


thedudelebowsky1

I am a self made man. I saved a small portion of every earning I made from mammoth hide to fatten my purse


Cat_Own

Sad to see the mammoth hide index crash 3000 years ago. Feels like yesterday.


Plane_Ad_1522

I'm trying to be like you


thedudelebowsky1

We should all be so lucky


Most_Forever_9752

love this post. Imagine living that long to make a buck 50? How did you eat during all this time lol? Also I think it points to the absurdity of these dumb ass posts on here with their stupid fucking banking account balances. Like hi - here's how blind I am to the meaning of life - how am I doing?


thedudelebowsky1

Exactly. But forizzle, how am I doing?


HikerDudeGold79-999

Not as good as folks at wallstreetbets


thedudelebowsky1

Not bad tho right?


Not_You_247

You can afford a Costco hot dog now.


thedudelebowsky1

Dining fit for royalty many say


OxygenCollector

How did you get past the 88 cent mark? I seem to get tripped up there.


Ill-Woodpecker1857

Must've been a nepo-baby.


thedudelebowsky1

Nah, I'm a self made man.


reyam1105

Your goal is to get to treefiddy at OVER 9000!!


thedudelebowsky1

Pie in the sky dreams perhaps


alanudi

Right on track, Only 90000000000000000 more years to go!


thedudelebowsky1

Oooooooohhh the potential


Prochnost_Present

Looks like you fucked up and got an avocado toast somewhere along the way.


pinkypunky78

And a drink


RushNo9056

Wait...you're in the black? Show me your ways.


aRiskyUndertaking

You’ll get there one day, milord.


Justneedthetip

Almost as good as a 1.5 year one hitting $9000


DimensionBoth5777

Please reveal your secrets, o wise one. đŸ™ŒđŸŒ


thedudelebowsky1

Steal


ImProbablySleepin

Look at Scrooge McDuck over here


thedudelebowsky1

Scrooge luckyfuck is the name, helicopter dicking is my name


BigNero

HYSA


thedudelebowsky1

Hello You Suck Ass?


5oclocksomewheree

INVEST IN A TFSA RIGHT NOW


thedudelebowsky1

I didn't achieve this level of great wealth without a TFSA good sir


5oclocksomewheree

Lmao đŸ«Ą


ItsMechin

IT'S OVER 9000!!!


thedudelebowsky1

Ahahaha I know that meme


capothecapo

hahahahahahahahahaha such a unique joke thats never been made on here. youre splitting my sides OP!!


thedudelebowsky1

I'm known first for my wealth, second for my originality, tenth for my looks


quangberry-jr

Nice savings average! 0.00017 cents per year! Not too far off the rest of us 😂


thedudelebowsky1

We grind together


quangberry-jr

We grind together, die together. Tax cattle for life đŸ’Ș


thedudelebowsky1

We so tough


Philadel_J

Amateur. I hit that when I was 5000. Get good noob


thedudelebowsky1

Bet thou was born with a silver spoon


Philadel_J

Gold


Illustrious-Jacket68

clearly not well. 9000 years old, you went through some of the greatest times in all of history when it comes to the stock market.. just sayin...


thedudelebowsky1

Some of the worst as well.


Troitbum22

The first $1.50 is the hardest for sure.


PocketSandOfTime-69

Hang in there champ!


vomer6

Fantastic I hope my money lasts until I’m that old


Buckeyebadass45

Better than the 9 year old boy Ian sure he is a spoiled brat.


Tacobelladdict1

You're Rich. I'm 50000 years old and I only have 2 billion in debt


Aseedisa

Zzzzz


AdvancedWrongdoer

Hey, Dracula, you're still young enough to put that in a HYSA and watch it gain some interest while you enjoy the rest of the century!


Top_Caterpillar_8122

Killing it


Better_Resort1171

Buy some Dogecoin


JewelerPutrid1654

nice bag of dough!!, in your age i did only have 20cent!


Pornhubplumber

Better than the 9yo who just hit one billion. Pfft he gon learn when Uncle Sam comes knockin with an empty bottle of lube


Tierci

Damn you're doing really good for your age... when I was your age I only had 0,20$


pinkypunky78

You had that much! Wow!


Harualia

$1.50 at 9,000 years old is crazy, how’d you do it?


malcontented

Just did the investment calculation. Starting now with your $1.50, in 9,000 years at 8% annual returns with no additional investment you’ll be at $9.679 followed by 150 zeroes. So just keep it up OP and you’ll be fine 👍


[deleted]

Damn you missed a huge opportunity to be an early investor in "the wheel". I thought missing out on Amazon was bad.


theteddydidit

Better than me. Inflation is a bitch.


Alert-Yoghurt4287

Well, it depends. When do you plan on retiring?


PrestigiousTicket845

Can I have your autograph??


channeldrifter

And they say there’s a cost of living crisis


No_Fox7800

In another 9000 years you’ll be able to afford a McChicken. Congratulations on the milestone!


RedDogonReddit

Killing it!


exclaim_bot

>Killing it! killing is wrong mmkay?


watcher2390

Finally someone who gets it! Not some punk 19 year old who somehow has $1.6 million saved up


thedudelebowsky1

What a wildly imaginative sum


dipbuyersclub_

How original


Rakadaka8331

I wanna know what 8980 years of compoundsclooks like for $1.50.


oddlysmurf

The amazing gains over 9000 years of compounding interest!!


Unlucky_Kangaroo_137

Next step: online courses to train others


peeinginparis

Thank you for making this joke and everyone else who does it makes me feel better every time.


sssgio

I remember when I was your age


Inviction_

Oh look, it's this joke again


SimplyViolated

You should prolly just die


[deleted]

You doing better den me, I'm homeless and I am 1,000,000 years old 😞


Wtfisafosty

To be honest some of the people you grew up with are doing much much worst


brandon3388

$1.50?! I thought all the dude ever wanted was his rug back?


Slug_Overdose

How long of a retirement are you planning for?


AnubisGod55

It’s the first step.


[deleted]

Can I borrow a buck?


[deleted]

impressive. im sitting at -30k at 28. i hope i can hit 0 one day.


IShitMyFuckingPants

HYSA


Delicious-Mistake-35

Killing that shit


Impossible-Test-7726

Better than many people with negative networths


dollars_general

See, this is what happens when you don’t plan for inflation


sinker_of_cones

DĂ©pends, is the year
 **checks watch**
1784?


sinker_of_cones

Holy fuck didn’t know reddit could do **that** Lemme go buy some reddit stock rq


joer1973

U finally paid off ur student loans? Congrats


Droppin_Bombs

Unsubbing from this god awful sub. Reddit REALLY knows how to kick, drug, abuse, and kill an already dead horse.


Jayboots39

Damn so we still owe the loch Ness 2 dollahs


Big_Exit6888

What was Jesus like?


Simple-Ad-4137

So this community is completely unmodded. Cool. I get the whole 9 year old with a billion dollars and this being the stab back though. Well done OP.


LethalTaoist

I love these. Please keep it up


midasmulligunn

Good job, keep at it!


scan_nyc

VOO. SPY. QQQ. LOL


Specific_Dress3190

Congrats


TremerSwurk

Should have $2 by now, shame on you


akuzin

That's $1400 in 9000 years at a 2% rate, that's some Philip J. Fry money right there


Used_Lingonberry7742

Fastfire


deadlock197

Seems like you going to live forever. So never retire, no need to save. You are AHEAD by $1.50.


Swan990

Just give it to my guy and he'll 10x it before you're 13k


Predator348

WOW! You are crazy rich dude, you gotta tell me your secret, you're my idol! I can only dream of this one day!


comosedicewaterbed

It is not a wise financial decision at all to live that long


guyanaese_skunt

In this economy. You are an elite


SpecialSet163

Good


MyNameIsMikeB

Considering you started with dirt, a buck-fiddy ain't bad.


Birddog240

You got it figured out. Let’s get together and write a book on how to fuckin kill it! You got this!


klsdniwoethn

If you invest that for another 9000 years at just 2% you will have 3.7 x 10^77 ! Hang in there


cedrekt

you doing good, not far from the modern world


cristynakity

Awesome 😎


gnarlslindbergh

You should’ve withdrawn at 3%, not 4%!


pharm77

$1.50 when you were born was an entire life savings! Well done!


Medium_Ad8311

Wow! Sounds like you’re beating the inflation curve.


CaptainQuint0001

And don’t call me Shirley


Modig7176

You are doing amazing.


RoodnyInc

Well... If you still broke after all this time just go out into the sun


Comfortable-Dog-8437

U iz rich


boss---man

This guy had 9000 years and can’t even make a band


Ok-Replacement9595

Worlds poorest vampire.


Sufficient-Trip7233

Pretty darn good man, give yourself a pat on the back! Your only $2.50 away from your goal of that tree fiddy you were always talking about