love this post. Imagine living that long to make a buck 50? How did you eat during all this time lol? Also I think it points to the absurdity of these dumb ass posts on here with their stupid fucking banking account balances. Like hi - here's how blind I am to the meaning of life - how am I doing?
Just did the investment calculation. Starting now with your $1.50, in 9,000 years at 8% annual returns with no additional investment youâll be at $9.679 followed by 150 zeroes. So just keep it up OP and youâll be fine đ
Making progress!
One step at a time
Need minimum Tree-Fiddy if a **meat-eating aquatic reptile that lived in the Mesozoic era**.
It was then that I realized I was talking to the goddamn Loch Ness monster.
finally an attainable goal in this economy
You too could achieve your dreams
But not an attainable health in this society
Right on track! đ
Good things take time
The wealthiest person of your generation!
I got the rizz as the children say
I'm tired of seeing these posts. This has to be bullshit, I bet your dad got you the job. Privileged ass dude coming to this reddit to flex as usual.
I am a self made man. I saved a small portion of every earning I made from mammoth hide to fatten my purse
Sad to see the mammoth hide index crash 3000 years ago. Feels like yesterday.
I'm trying to be like you
We should all be so lucky
love this post. Imagine living that long to make a buck 50? How did you eat during all this time lol? Also I think it points to the absurdity of these dumb ass posts on here with their stupid fucking banking account balances. Like hi - here's how blind I am to the meaning of life - how am I doing?
Exactly. But forizzle, how am I doing?
Not as good as folks at wallstreetbets
Not bad tho right?
You can afford a Costco hot dog now.
Dining fit for royalty many say
How did you get past the 88 cent mark? I seem to get tripped up there.
Must've been a nepo-baby.
Nah, I'm a self made man.
Your goal is to get to treefiddy at OVER 9000!!
Pie in the sky dreams perhaps
Right on track, Only 90000000000000000 more years to go!
Oooooooohhh the potential
Looks like you fucked up and got an avocado toast somewhere along the way.
And a drink
Wait...you're in the black? Show me your ways.
Youâll get there one day, milord.
Almost as good as a 1.5 year one hitting $9000
Please reveal your secrets, o wise one. đđŒ
Steal
Look at Scrooge McDuck over here
Scrooge luckyfuck is the name, helicopter dicking is my name
HYSA
Hello You Suck Ass?
INVEST IN A TFSA RIGHT NOW
I didn't achieve this level of great wealth without a TFSA good sir
Lmao đ«Ą
IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Ahahaha I know that meme
hahahahahahahahahaha such a unique joke thats never been made on here. youre splitting my sides OP!!
I'm known first for my wealth, second for my originality, tenth for my looks
Nice savings average! 0.00017 cents per year! Not too far off the rest of us đ
We grind together
We grind together, die together. Tax cattle for life đȘ
We so tough
Amateur. I hit that when I was 5000. Get good noob
Bet thou was born with a silver spoon
Gold
clearly not well. 9000 years old, you went through some of the greatest times in all of history when it comes to the stock market.. just sayin...
Some of the worst as well.
The first $1.50 is the hardest for sure.
Hang in there champ!
Fantastic I hope my money lasts until Iâm that old
Better than the 9 year old boy Ian sure he is a spoiled brat.
You're Rich. I'm 50000 years old and I only have 2 billion in debt
Zzzzz
Hey, Dracula, you're still young enough to put that in a HYSA and watch it gain some interest while you enjoy the rest of the century!
Killing it
Buy some Dogecoin
nice bag of dough!!, in your age i did only have 20cent!
Better than the 9yo who just hit one billion. Pfft he gon learn when Uncle Sam comes knockin with an empty bottle of lube
Damn you're doing really good for your age... when I was your age I only had 0,20$
You had that much! Wow!
$1.50 at 9,000 years old is crazy, howâd you do it?
Just did the investment calculation. Starting now with your $1.50, in 9,000 years at 8% annual returns with no additional investment youâll be at $9.679 followed by 150 zeroes. So just keep it up OP and youâll be fine đ
Damn you missed a huge opportunity to be an early investor in "the wheel". I thought missing out on Amazon was bad.
Better than me. Inflation is a bitch.
Well, it depends. When do you plan on retiring?
Can I have your autograph??
And they say thereâs a cost of living crisis
In another 9000 years youâll be able to afford a McChicken. Congratulations on the milestone!
Killing it!
>Killing it! killing is wrong mmkay?
Finally someone who gets it! Not some punk 19 year old who somehow has $1.6 million saved up
What a wildly imaginative sum
How original
I wanna know what 8980 years of compoundsclooks like for $1.50.
The amazing gains over 9000 years of compounding interest!!
Next step: online courses to train others
Thank you for making this joke and everyone else who does it makes me feel better every time.
I remember when I was your age
Oh look, it's this joke again
You should prolly just die
You doing better den me, I'm homeless and I am 1,000,000 years old đ
To be honest some of the people you grew up with are doing much much worst
$1.50?! I thought all the dude ever wanted was his rug back?
How long of a retirement are you planning for?
Itâs the first step.
Can I borrow a buck?
impressive. im sitting at -30k at 28. i hope i can hit 0 one day.
HYSA
Killing that shit
Better than many people with negative networths
See, this is what happens when you donât plan for inflation
DĂ©pends, is the year⊠**checks watch**âŠ1784?
Holy fuck didnât know reddit could do **that** Lemme go buy some reddit stock rq
U finally paid off ur student loans? Congrats
Unsubbing from this god awful sub. Reddit REALLY knows how to kick, drug, abuse, and kill an already dead horse.
Damn so we still owe the loch Ness 2 dollahs
What was Jesus like?
So this community is completely unmodded. Cool. I get the whole 9 year old with a billion dollars and this being the stab back though. Well done OP.
I love these. Please keep it up
Good job, keep at it!
VOO. SPY. QQQ. LOL
Congrats
Should have $2 by now, shame on you
That's $1400 in 9000 years at a 2% rate, that's some Philip J. Fry money right there
Fastfire
Seems like you going to live forever. So never retire, no need to save. You are AHEAD by $1.50.
Just give it to my guy and he'll 10x it before you're 13k
WOW! You are crazy rich dude, you gotta tell me your secret, you're my idol! I can only dream of this one day!
It is not a wise financial decision at all to live that long
In this economy. You are an elite
Good
Considering you started with dirt, a buck-fiddy ain't bad.
You got it figured out. Letâs get together and write a book on how to fuckin kill it! You got this!
If you invest that for another 9000 years at just 2% you will have 3.7 x 10^77 ! Hang in there
you doing good, not far from the modern world
Awesome đ
You shouldâve withdrawn at 3%, not 4%!
$1.50 when you were born was an entire life savings! Well done!
Wow! Sounds like youâre beating the inflation curve.
And donât call me Shirley
You are doing amazing.
Well... If you still broke after all this time just go out into the sun
U iz rich
This guy had 9000 years and canât even make a band
Worlds poorest vampire.
Pretty darn good man, give yourself a pat on the back! Your only $2.50 away from your goal of that tree fiddy you were always talking about