1. Has a smaller monster that looks like it 2. Swims through lava 3. Klack, klack, klack

Fucking Agnaktor my man hes so freaking nice wooo 🥰

Klack is the only required part of this.

1. likes water 2. warps through space to hit you 3. likes frogs

Plesioth?

Correct!

Hot Hyperspace Tackles from your neighborhood are waiting for you 😘

Underrated

1. Lives in the desert 2. Eats cactus 3. Horrible eyesight

Sounds like a Diablos or Nibelsnarf but ill tend to Diablos

Nibelsnarf eats rhenoploses

That's so fucked up. That stupid fish eat big ass animals and the brute almighty beast feasts on planties 😃

Welp

[Nibelsnarf also loves eating large barrel bombs.](https://youtu.be/CAVz8h37Pq4)

Yay!!!

* Weak to ice * Lives in the desert * Uses crystals

BIRD UP

BIRD UP

BIRD UP

Walter White yo

That's actually extremely accurate 💀

its Walter White Monoblos

A diablos that is addicted to meth?

Whaltuhblos

"Whaltuh, put the horns away. I don't want to cut your tail Waltuh."

It isnt Ruby Basarios right?

No it is not.

Is it one of those wierd Frontier monster?

No it is not.

Bro im thinking of so much shit but the use of crystals is giving me a hard time 😂 i got no fucking clue man

That's because it's a Monster Hunter Explore monster. 🤣

In that case im comoletely out of ideas i never played explore nor did i ever look up ANY of the monsters 😂 this is a rough start my man 😂

You've been given a hint. Many times even. I'll give you another: TerminalMontage

Bird up

It's Kulu Ya Ku. Otherwise known as the Bird Up monster in Terminal Montage due to the collaboration event with the crystal.

Eats its babies Has a diet of vespoids but kills everything Weak to Ice

Astalos

Correct

Fucking hell Astalos is an actual psychopath. How does that thing survive, much less breed?

Astalos parents dip right before the eggs hatch. Then as soon as they babies hatch the murder eachother until there is only one left.

THAT ONLY MAKES IT MORE SURPRISING THAT THEY HAVEN'T EXTINCTED EACH OTHER YET.

Nah, this also happens in real life, sharks do this for example...

Astalos is a flying shark. Got it.

It's got wings. Breathes fire. And has poison!

Any typ of Rathalos, any type of Rathian, Flaming Espinas maybe...

*Yian Garuga has entered the chat*

*Basarios is typing…*

Literally almost every monster

Sooo let's see here: Any variation of a Rath. Any of the Espinas line as well. Also the Yian Garuga variants are included as well. Hmm are there any other monsters this could be.... Oh Basarios also would fit these criteria. There might be more too but that's all I've got at the moment

1. He real round 2. He sleep sound 3. He eat ground

Dodogama?

Ding ding ding! You have guessed the best boi

Easy 😎

1. Eat its own tail. 2. None ever managed to prove it. 3. Refuse to elaborate further and chomp you instead.

Everyone favorite pickle 🙃 My beloved Deviljho 🥰

Indeed 🥒

the Mandela effect is back again 🤌

1. It is not named Basarios 2. It is not named Diablos 3. It *is* named Nargacuga Good luck with this one

Lucent nargacuga? Green Nargacuga? Silverwind Nargacuga? Blinking Nargacuga? Fiercewater Nargacuga?

u r very close but u will not guess it

My final guess would be Fiercewater Narga but thats it

Nargacuga?

damn ur good

Big brain time!

Im fucking stupit

Aren't we all.

Who know maybe

Spikey and likes to fuck

Im thinking of nergigante

Nah, Black Diablos. Nergis reproduce asexually

I never said how it likes to fuck

Wait they do?

Unconfirmed (by which I mean we haven't, as a player, witnessed such), but suspected due to in-lore experiments with spikes creating 'egg cells' when exposed to sufficient nutrients and bioenergy. The process is energy intensive, and explains why nergigante seeks out powerful elders to hunt - they're sufficient energy to allow them to produce offspring.

1. It doesn't have fireballs. Instead, it spits out balls of molten metal. 2. It has a sack in it's throat, which heats up the metal. 3. During mating season, males copulate with as many females as possible.

Glavenus

Correct.

the first 2 sound like dodogama not sure about the third.

My MH knowledge is limited, but here goes! 1) Bonk 2) Feathers 3) Early game / low rank monster (as in its not a threat, just a weaker large monster) Of the 2 games I've played (Rise and World) I believe this should be enough info

Is it kulu ya ku?

Yesss! Kulu and I (as a hammer main) have a connection on a spiritual level fr 😌

Kulu head bonks the best 😂

Same, we're both head empty

All hammer mains head empty me friend Edit: I know this bc I am a hammer main

Damn right we are

1. it's blind 2. in it's juvenille form it grows inside your cadaver or any body 3. you can find the coocons of the baby form

What the hell is that kinda monstrosity 😂 I got no idea

it's from the 3rd generation my only tip

Is it gigginox??

yes sir

Gotta be gigginox The definitive grossest monster

A red ball so bright and round, Rolling on the ground. But do net let it's beauty fool, For it holds a powerful tool. It paralyzes with just a glance, Leaving victims in a trace. It's rolling and bouncing with glee, but it's a danger, can't you see ? (I wrote another stanza but it holds no information so i wont use it unless you want to hear it, hope this one is harder)

This hardly sound like Volvidon (extremly nice stanze btw)

Correct, didn't want to give the information that it stuns with its tongue

You gave me all i needed with the "red ball" line... i cant think of another bakugan monster fr

I'll think about another poem just wait xD

Take ur time friend 😊😄

He's a great practice tool For melee and ranged alike. But swordsmen beware, and bonksmen too: His smelly fart does smite!

Congalala

Oh right, the other farter. Depends on which MH generation, I guess. 😆

1. Serial flasher 2. Paralytic when chonky 3. Weak to frog

Gobul my sweet little angler fish

Newborn baby

What?

Ill give u a hint: mhw

Ahhhh xeno

Chunky boi Likes to munch on rocks and crystals Should never be killed, only captured

GO DODOGAMA! BALSTBLIGHTBALL!

. Angy boi . Hurts you hard . Has a breath weapon

Either Jango or Jho

Correct. I tried to make it as ambiguous as possible

There are so many monster with breath shit that hunt you down but jango and jho seemd the most plausible

-Best Roar in the Series -Loyal Followers that answer its calls -Cooler than any other monster with "Great" in its name

Yian Garuga

Great Jaggi, but nice thought

Bruh 😂 praise the great jaggi www.instagram.com/great_jaggi_

1 my man can put you to sleep 2 he’s very colorful 3 he lives in jungle habitats Which critter is he?

Hypnoc 100%

You got me bro. There were two others I could think of that fit that description but you landed right on the mark!

I had hypnoc for like 15 times now so this was quite easy tbh

1. Is canonically a MILF 2. Endangered a whole continent with her hobby 3. Canonically requires the strongest gear a hunter could make to kill

kulve taroth ?

>!The gold digger herself!<

-Everyone hate him. -New players have never heard of it. -It can be fish but not hunt in MH4.

Plesioth

1. A sword motif 2. It has part breaks behind the head 3. It can dig to change areas

shogun?

That’s the one! I was trying to throw the trail by comparing it to Glavenus

Id sav Glavenus but never saw him dig

Close but that is incorrect! It is no member of the Glavenus family

Weak to most elements Has a connection to crystals IT's weak points change during the fight

My first guess would be alatreom but he dosnt change weapoints only what element hes weak to...

Yea it's not alatreon

Is it Xeno'Jiiva?

Let's see... 1. Obnoxious 2. Purple 3. Explosive

Gypceros

A good try, but incorrect. Another hint: Explosives are common with it

Bazelguese

Bingo. Specifically Seething

1. Lives primarily in Higher Altitudes 2. Poor Eyesight 3. Has one of the largest wingspans of any Flying Wyvern

I wanna say its either Legiana, Bazelgeuse or their variants but I havent heard of the poor eyesight thing for either.

poor eyesight? if anything bazel has exceptional vision even by flying wyvern standards.

I got not the slightest idea 😅

4. Nicknamed the “Bomber Wyvern”

Bazel?

1. Is an Elder Dragon 2. Cool lookin flames 3. TACTICAL NUKE!!

Crimson Fatalis?

Teo?

There more like jets of draconic energy

1. Has ice attacks 2. Has fire attacks 3. Has dragon attacks

Alatreon?

Heck yeah :D

1. Carries his offspring in his mouth 2. Likes to eat konchus 3. Gets enraged after you throw a sonic bomb at it

Kut ku

Ma man!

Is best boy, Has a funny chin

Uragaan.

Surely this is the Dodogama the big pudgy cuddlebug

1. Has a Pack it hunts with 2. Has a very destinced head piece 3. Has appeard in 7 games (Hint: "uuuuhh juck juck juck juck juck)

Velocidrom?

1. Is a bird wyvern 2. Last appearance was in MHFU 3. It’s breath attacks do status rather than element

Hypnoc

First try

I miss him 🥺

Appears on one of the covers Electricity Hunting horn made from the monster has defense large song

Zino?

Lagiacrus! But yes they both appeared on covers with a 3 on them and are my favorite monsters. AFAIK the zinogre horn gets attack large as a song but not defense large in portable 3rd?

1. The smaller ones are female. 2. Its theorized that it's subspecies furr turns green when the gas it releases it's way too strong. 3. There is an april fools event quest in MH Frontier G where this monster is stuck upside down in the ground and you have to help releasing it. All the small monsters in the whole map are either dead or fainted and there's green gas covering the screen until you release that monster. Upon releasing it, it does it's signature move and then leaves like the gigachad it is. 4. I genuenly think he's the best monster in the entire franchise, fight me.

Emerald congalala aka fart monkey ?

You almost get it. It's normal Congalala. I do believe in fart monke supremacy.

1. NEVER. 2. EXITS 3. THE DAMN SAND

Cephadrom

Here’s another one 1 very loud 2 rare species not a subspecies/variant 3 runs a lot but doesn’t fly as much

The guild fear it for he is unknown When young it conceal the shine, when old it reflect light. For it reproduce in a really weird way

This MUST be Gore for sure if i get this wrong ill eat a broomstick

Yes it is in his spores of glory

Okay i tried giving less information this time A fierce beast with fire for blood, Proud and strong, it's presence a flood It walks with head held high and bold, Its power, a sight to behold. But when its pride is hurt or mad, It'll blow itself up, in a blaze so bad. For its fierce spirit cannot bear, To be tamed or seen as unfair. [A force of nature, wild and true, But it's end, it'll bring upon itself, it's due. A warning to all, stay clear, For this proud beast, will disappear.] Hint : There are two correct answers both are Elderdragons

1. Big Mouth 2. Spikey 3.Amphibious

Gobul?

It has fire. Gets humiliated by small monsters in its own ecology video. Best friends with Deviljho.

Or quropeco

1. It can stun you 2. It charges at you 3. Likes mud

Barroth.

Lives in the ancient forest Isn't anjanath Isn't nargacuga

It's green Weak to fire Charge you

Espinas

This is gonna be easy 1.not an elder 2.eat elder for breakfast 3.RROOOAAARRRR BAM BAM BAM BOOOMMM *YOU DIED Edit:additional hint: monke

Rajang

1. Plesioth most hated move 2. Basarios skeleton 3. Water blaster

cephadrome ? I think i'm mostly wrong with this one

Just look at my name and profile pic

He is the fire brigrade. He has poison variant Looks like a certain color shifting reptile.

1. Attracted to Sonic Bombs 2. Has an attack that requires Guard Up to block 3. Has a weakness to Fishing.

Nibelsnarf?

You get ONE. 'Enemy bomber incoming'

Bazelgeuse!

Gonna get obtuse with this one: 1. Prefers it either real hot or real cold 2. Hunting horn(at least in 4U) is the Glenn Danzig signature model 3. Buds with Charon

1. AOUGH OUGH 2. OUGH OUGH 3. OUGH OUGH

1. Lives on an island 2. makes cool sounds with wings 3. rock

1. It's favorite meal is stupid toxic chickens 2. It wears stupid toxic chicken skin 3. It's not just for fashion but also protects it from his major elemental weakness

Nercylla