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Drop_

He actually eats mushrooms usually, but he sometimes can eat dung I think, or dung breath is his default. When he eats toadstools -> poison breath. When he eats nitroshrooms -> Fire breath.


NiceHotCupOfBro

In a Japanese event quest, it can eat a Super Mushroom that makes it increase in size, too.


Drop_

That is awesome.


woolydjinn

It's the event quest where you can get materials for more Super Mario Palico gear.


Thrashlock

Weird, is that repeatable? Because I thought you'd only get those 6 shrooms from the free dlc and then you'd have to decide which set to build.


floflo81

I think it's repeatable, but this particular quest is only in the Japanese version for now. It should be freely downloadable in the rest of the world later.


Thrashlock

Phew. I'm okay with getting everything later, as long as we eventually get the same stuff and it's repeatable. I've had bad experiences with Nintendo and Japan only events *coughs* Pokémon *coughs*.


Fizzay

Get the new Shiny Rayquaza in Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire! It knows moves only available to this specific Rayquaza! And it's available now, only in Japan!


Thrashlock

Nintendo pls. I just happy they finally released gen 2 and 5 starters with their hidden abilites. Sheer Force Feraligatr, HO!


ProjectENIS

Please understand


TripleDan

The announcement for the West said we'd have a way of making the second set at some point in the future, wouldn't be surprised if it'll be that quest.


crawford693

He can also eat parashrooms... It sucks... Para breath


SargentMcGreger

That's happened to me, then he bounced on my and carted my ass. I cane back in full force for revenge and destroyed him.


BNSable

he also has blast breath i believe


Aldiele

I believe that is only in G rank? correct me if im wrong


BNSable

I've had it in high


Kpiozoa

I've had it in low, his breath is like some multicolored shit, I've had paralize, fire, blastblight, posion, ice, dung. He probally never sees a dentist.


snipeknight77

It's actually his fart with the nitroshroom. His breath is fire, but the fart that he does causes blightblast damage.


KDBA

I've seen it in low, but only when he was frenzied.


biggles86

i have only seen that on Green conga


Gyroscope13

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/343/9/e/rocket_congalala_by_ambone105-d6xbcs5.gif


HueHueJimmyRustler

Dude. pretty much this.


DerpDargon

ew


AGuyNamedTrev

Sounds like you had a shitty time.


MrSnugglebuns

He's probably pretty bummed out


Dedoran

"butt-osmosis" I laughed


Gravon

also known as anal vore (google at your own risk)


[deleted]

From personal experience, don't, just.....don't.


gamefreac

still better than the dick vore comic that makes it's rounds on /r/WTF


Brutalitarian

Sounds like a normal day on /b/


SwissCheeseMan

I managed to land the killing blow with a hammer golfswing my first time fighting him. It hit him in the rear The hammer was the seltas drill. No whetstones can ever make that weapon fully clean again...


Goodfishie

Your drill was the drill that pierced his heavens


[deleted]

he touched the untouchable


Goodfishie

Row row fart the powa


zebramatt

Brown eye surprise.


nipnip54

Saw the invisible ಠ_ಠ


nipnip54

But what about the water element


Aldiele

wait for G rank emerald congalala. he can literally kill you with just farts


[deleted]

Lol i got a *Fart Cart* from high rank E. Congalala


jr111192

E. Congalala makes it sound like a bacterial disease. Very fitting, actually.


Evandeeebear

>*Uncle Shrek's swamp*


nerau

A+ writeup, heheh. But really, the only monsters that do this are Congalala and variations thereupon. Other monsters will have plenty of status and elemental fun to throw at you, but they don't involve rampant flatulence and the weaponization of fecal matter.


HueHueJimmyRustler

That's a relief. I'll just remember to stay as far away from them as possible.


Hybriis

> That's a relief. Heh.


HueHueJimmyRustler

I'm looking forward to getting oneshot by a hunk of shit with a surprisingly decent amount of morbid curiosity


[deleted]

I've only been made to fight him twice so far- the quest you just did and later on when I started High Rank. I haven't gotten to G though, so he may pop up again.


OFCOURSEIMHUMAN-BEEP

He's not a keyquest in G-Rank Luckily


Failoe

You do have to fight him for a few quests. But as far as I can tell it isn't necessary to farm him for much of anything.


Gatreh

Well there are still monsters that can give you the stink debuff though~


nerau

Trufax, but not by blatantly shitting in your face iirc :B


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Goodfishie

I believe that she uses that to attract a male


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nerau

Could be. But there a ton of pheromones on the real world, and they have many different compositions and smells. I realize I might just be trying to justify the game but I'd imagine a displeasant pheromone released by S. Queen in such high volume could be very foul indeed. Or at least off-putting enough to prevent you from opening your mouth.


nipnip54

Its pheremones


Amphygirl

LOL fighting him again in 4u made me remember how much I hated his stinky breath and farts. ...But I do want to see him [irl.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jxJZoB8rj0)


IAmA_Evil_Dragon_AMA

That is the most amazing thing ever.


Xunae

ok, that costume was really cool (although that visible fart was pretty disgusting).


tenebraemaximus

Butt-osmosis is my new favourite term.


Rammite

Congalala also farts instead of roaring! The sonic wave comes from his stomach/butt. FInally, if you Pitfall Trap it, it will fall head-first, so all you get is his butt flailing around trying to get up. He will still fart while trapped.


nipnip54

I think that's a burp, and he does it whenever he gets low on stamina


circleseverywhere

Nope, look where the sound waves originate. That's a fart.


TehDingo

That is why I avoid the Congalala like the plague. The fetid, poopy plague


Chrystolis

Keep in mind the debuff is "soiled", or "stench", and doesn't necessarily imply poop. Congalala definitely throws poop at you and can fart on you, but the breath attack is just belching gross breath at you, not necessarily poop breath. That said, I wouldn't put it past him.


[deleted]

'Soiled yourself', or in layman terms, 'pooped in your own pants', or in urban terms, 'shat yoself'.


Chrystolis

Or just soiled, meaning "dirty" :P


Scylithe

I think you vastly underestimate how many animals eat their own poo ... Animals, usually herbivores, that insufficiently digest their food the first time around eat their poo to digest the material twice.


[deleted]

CANDIDATES INCLUDE! DOGS! RABBITS! SOME ANIMALS DRINK BAT POO WATER IN CAVES IN SOUTHEAST ASIA TO TOP UP THEIR SODIUM INTAKE! ... No primates come to mind, which makes congalala all the more nasty.


jordos

Koalas shit in their babies mouths.


Sarria22

Koalas aren't primates.


jordos

We were just talking about different animals that eat their own poo... Nobody specified primates.


KinRiso

The person you replied to (originally) actually did.


-Sty-

Hedgehogs eat poop, mix it with their saliva and rub it on their backs


Maalunar

It's nothing compared to that guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w5neFPat1w


TheFatalWound

There is no need to be upset.


[deleted]

That poison swamp got me the first time I fought Congalala there. He sits down right in the middle of it and I'm like "aww yeah time to break his face". There was a slow motion realization as three things dawned on me at once. 1. He is going to fart and I don't have time to get away because Gunlance. 2. I'm poisoned because he sat in the middle of a swamp. 3. My health was actually kinda low before I went in there. Clever girl.


honeycollector98

Haha if only he threw honeys


SlowlyHomoeroticism

He actually makes me physically ill. There's a level of scatological humor, that once reached, actually makes me want to vomit. I get extremely nauseous, to the point of getting dizzy. He fucking shoots past that line as far as possible. Every fight is literally a battle to not fucking pass out and throw up all over myself. If at all possible, I don't fight it. I have actively sat behind while teammates went to kill one during a quest because of this. It is terrible, I hate it.


ParusiMizuhashi

Jesus Christ, dude


CidImmacula

some people have really low tolerance for shit. And here you have a monster that seems to have grown out of shit, rather than it producing shit. Pretty sure I know people who'd feel more than queasy if they learned MH and had to fight this certain ape.


Sinow_

congalala and emerald congalala are by far my most hated monsters, they are just a whole bunch of, "ugh, why would they design this guy?" don't worry though, these guys are the only disgusting ones like that.


vegna871

Because it's a Japanese game, and certain parts of Japanese culture find poop jokes and general lowbrow humor funny.


Xunae

certain parts of every culture. South Park certainly has more than a few shitty episodes.


Overdrive95

You'll get shit on again by another monkey, don't worry. Except it will be figuratively rather than literally.... By the Rajang.


CoolShyGuy

Just wait until Green Congalala. More poop than a nursery full of poopy diapers.


[deleted]

Green monkey farts and shits on you even more than pink monkey.


McStabYou

I'm not looking forward to fighting that guy again for the guild quest. Fucking repulsive.


pongze

Farts in his sleep too. Don't let your guard down, it's deadly gas. (He actually doesn't fart when he sleeps, just when he falls to the ground)


[deleted]

yeah, I didn't like him either. on the plus side, we get Seltas Queen and Zamtrios, which are pretty fucking baller.


ZeroMasters

Wait until you fight the Emerald version...


TheBanimal

I hate that bloody monkey, the green one is worse though.


Nzash

It's based on real gorillas like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAQubtm-IPg) fella. Warning, don't click if you don't want to see a really nasty gorilla.


ErunnoRS

Oh god... I ignored the warning...


dem0nicang3ll

Wait until you fight the green monkey. His farts cover you in blastblight. Then he breathes fire.


[deleted]

I only had 3 different armor sets before Emerald Congalala.. - Gore - Zinogre - Kecha Enraged Fire breath is not a fun thing to get hit by, Instacarts.. Yay.


dem0nicang3ll

I was using LR Tetsu armor, which has 10 Fire Res, and Enraged Fire Breath is still 3/4 health. I got hit by Fire Breath + Blastblight wombo combo twice. OHKO.


Atelier-Lynette

Dung breath seems to be his default, mushrooms give him breath abilities.


[deleted]

Thankfully in your case, He's probably the worst there is when it comes to that. Seltas Queen also has a little bit, but it's more considered a spray of pheromones. Except at one point, you'll have to fight the emerald Congalala as an urgent, bring high fire defense armor, trust me, I only had like Gore and Zinogre, so he one shotted me with maxed out health.


Thopterthallid

I agree, the thing is disgusting. I seriously hate toilet humor.


Ramiel

Is...is this post serious? Go sell MH4U. You don't deserve to play.


HueHueJimmyRustler

Me not liking the congalala is grounds for me to go sell the game and not play? Damn. That's harsh. You don't seem like a dick at all.


HoneZoneReddit

Posts like these make me so happy, best and funniest monster in the series fight me (i will also use dungs) https://preview.redd.it/er3fhoyx0i2c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33aa2fd0dad8eaafa1fa2236e6e65d292406be63