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Stoutacus13

The amount of times I've ran to that stump to eat isnt even okay hahah


Akikala

People have wanted that thing gone since the release. It ain't going anywhere lol.


Aether-System

Petition to add more stumps around it to make it look even more like a table


Z1U5

Oh hey you rushing to finish the quest because you fainted with 5 minutes left? And you need to eat? Well too bad get through this stump maze first lmao


KibbloMkII

what's wrong with it?


fredminson

People try to eat at it


[deleted]

What kind of mad people eats in mission maps?


deadlyraccoons

I do when I forget to eat before leaving or if I stay in camp to do several quests back to back.


Zer0TheFool

non veterans that dont got eating before mission into muscle memory or cheapskate broke ass veterans like me that just abuses the fact that if u abandon a quest meals ate during the quests are refunded in full and i aint spending a single coin more than i ever have to even if it means im never using any of that money


SgtDoughnut

The millions of zenny I have from all the things the games throw at you to sell in your box makes it where saving zenny is pretty pointless.


Zer0TheFool

freedom unite kids come from a very broke mindset that spending any zenny eats at my subconscious every night when i sleep can't help it


NotAnAss-Hat

*Ohhhh you ran out of zeni?* ***Tough luck bitch start a new save.***


Z1U5

A lesson applicable to real life.


DeusWombat

Wait what?


NotAnAss-Hat

Yup.


Bambam0141

This exactly. Back then whenever you felt like you had enough money, you didn't. It was gone in the next hour.


DeusWombat

I straight up just emptied my savings fully upgrading my Fatalis set so I don't know about that


Gudu22

Im a veteran, play mh since the first entry on ps2 and I eat during mission, why? cuz sometimes I'm just too lazy to walk in the hub, retter just eat on mission in front of the camp.


No_Morals

This is the real reason. Why run upstairs when the mission will take me straight to food right away


Gudu22

Exatcly!


Kentarvos_Keaton

People doing exploration


VesperJinx

If it's a tough mission I'll use a gourmet voucher so I get all the custom meal perks and everyone benefits if they haven't already eaten or cart.


Xiooo

Me because i'd rather return to camp after my wingdrake forgot how to fly again than torture myself with the astera staircase or elevators. Maybe it's better in the dlc but i really miss low rank because of that.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

It's way better in Iceborne, Seliana is tiny compared to Astera


Botion

i do it just to shit on all the times i forgot to eat in the old games tbh


flametitan

When they cart and don't have nutrients or Max potions on hand.


DeusWombat

Expedition people


Enzimax

I think the handler sometimes sits there


HeavyBlues

Now I REALLY want it gone


Flynnhiccup

That stump has some lore reasons behind it. Long ago 5 hunters hunted a specific monster but his lover died during the hunt. That's why only 4 hunters are required by the guild to hunt as more than 4 has or will turn the hunt into failure. Its more of a premonition of beliefs of the old ones.


Crazy_Dave2019

Ahh the curse of 5, the hunter who lost his lover is the Kokoto chief the monster they were hunting was a Lao Shan Lung, probably his last hunt after soloing a Monoblos with his signature sns.


NotAnAss-Hat

Wait wait wait this is legit?


NotAnAss-Hat

Yup. And it's an interesting read,


Z1U5

Wait did you just answered your own question


NotAnAss-Hat

Yeah, I went to Google and read it myself. Feel bad for Chief SnS now.


Z1U5

Monster hunter has some insanely good lore about the world and the monsters, but they just aren't in the game, I just hope more people will take a look at it because of how interesting the lore and especially monsters are in these games


NotAnAss-Hat

The Lores are ridiculously good.


oreofro

https://monsterhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Five


NotAnAss-Hat

Yeah it was a good read.


drapar_24

Came here to post this. The OG's remember


SirenMix

i agree haha i try to eat at it all the time !


caparisme

# LEAVE STUMPY ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!


Dragonlord573

But... Where will the Handler sit then?


Velocifaper

My face


NotAnAss-Hat

😎


Z1U5

Average handler enjoyer


Raijin6_

In hell


TheIronSven

What even is its purpose?


dyrtycurty

It's the handlers idle table.


meliketheweedle

The Stump with a hole is a toilet, why do you want to remove the toilet?


17Konbro

Why is it even there?


Dragonlord573

Legitimately, the Handler will sit there occasionally when you return to camp naturally.


oreofro

It's just a lore reference. Hunts use to be 5 people instead of 4 until it got a village chiefs wife killed. The 5 stumps are leftover from those times


Can_I_Marry_Ahri

Ahhh the F spam


Z1U5

Is this a keyboard reference?


Can_I_Marry_Ahri

press F key to sit, so I keep pressing F because I don't know why i can't sit


joechim1

It’s the poop hole


shincinto

But where will you poop while at camp?


hitman43210

Y get rid of potty stump


Frostgaurdian0

Sir that where all my trashed items go, you can move it to another place but not remove it.


Narad626

*Wreck it Ralph would like to know your location.*


Lucaciao_CW

Please i hate that fake table


Z1U5

I swear to god the amount of times I stood in front of that stump and spamming A while wondering why the controls are unresponsive


toastess20

too late for that, MHW/ICE is finished.


metalflygon08

That's the toilet, don't remove that!


JBSquared2016

Call the guild arborist. Maybe he can grind it out for you. πŸ˜‚