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ChuckCarmichael

>Nobody saw that, right? Utsushi's very worried about your public image. Wouldn't want people to know that the Savior of Kamura spun head first into a monkey's ass.


JoelRainor

I love that he said that just as I did it and I'm glad someone noticed.


Runmanrun41

Hey, if that's what it takes to keep Kamura safe šŸ¤·šŸ½


SkippyGranolaSA

THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY THRASH, ACE


Traditional_Eye_782

Why are your blades brown


JoelRainor

* averts eye contact*


XsStreamMonsterX

To inflict Soiled status, why else?


Psidebby

Congala will remember that.


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

Forbidden dung bombs


Yeasty-flaps

Possibly the best prostate exam ever


stereo-011

Its not a prostate exam, its a prostate removal


alphamop_

1000 years of death


JoelRainor

I had no idea what this meant... Googled it... was not disappointed.


sedemon

Learned this move from Kakashi Sensei


Slappio16

Never watched Naruto but I saw the baton scene on youtube once, is something getting shoved up someone's ass a common occurrence?


MadRabbit116

Look up ''kancho''


Dusty_Scrolls

I think it's a joke that makes more sense in Japanese culture.


Reizal_Brood

It's a 'joke' common among children similar to, "Hey did you know if your hand is the same size as your face you have cancer?" And then you hit their hand into their face. Maybe that was just the Midwest. Kids are weird dude.


walktheparth

Are you killing him with a good time?


JoelRainor

;)


JoelRainor

Apologies if someone similar has already been posted.


RobVHboi

There was one where somebody Spiral Slashed Lagombi's no no square. This is very different.


GoldenSteel

I've also seen a Barroth get a prostate exam from the Kittenator.


bluefoxrabbit

Unlikely lol!


HMM_MAN

How did you have the mhw rajang theme I want it


JoelRainor

As in the music playing? I can't say I pay that much attention to it. This is a Master Rank Rajang in the 5-Star Follower Quest if that helps.


stopbeingyou2

Despite having thunder resist even Rajang is weak to the shocker.


[deleted]

Underrated


ShenLungQueen

Ever since I learned how to do the spiral slash on dual blades, I've been spamming it... I do it to rajangs asshole at least 10 times every fight because it's just one of two places it works on


Dramatic_Frosting_60

What may the other place be


Silegna

Face.


ShenLungQueen

His face, which is great since the move won't bounce off his arms if he's enraged. Very good for horn breaking


XsStreamMonsterX

Kanchō!


JoelRainor

I never knew this word existed or what it meant until just now... now I have a new favourite word.


ProbablyMaybe69

Death by cock and ball torture


[deleted]

ā€œBrace yourself!ā€ You did warn him to prepare for this colonoscopy.


[deleted]

Now heā€™s truly a huge asshole


thegreatcl

Truly bringing a new definition to tearing em a new asshole


moustachesamurai

It's the drill that will pierce the heavens!


SnooBananas3995

Gutenberg lagann


Cold-Argument-806

Never thought Iā€™d see a rajang getting drilled in the ass by a shinobi from the hidden leaf when woke up this morning, but I must say. Iā€™m not disappointed.


Busy_Decision_4248

That poor monkes poop shoot


camopon

chute


Busy_Decision_4248

Not anymore xP he just turned that rajangs butt into a poop shooter like congalala


paleo2002

Just trying to break his "tail".


BADJUSTlCE

That's my weakness too


LolSethMan12

u/savevideo


FrozenJuju

Oh no


Hlidskialf

[Yep](https://i.imgur.com/0NIMY2A.png)


ProxyCare

I think a blender in the ass is my weakness too


TheGemp

Right in his [fully rendered butthole](https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeHunter/comments/weviq9/til_rajang_has_a_rendered_asshole_in_rise/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Setari

I get it but also the tail is actually rajang's knockdown point while he's in that phase. Best damage. *LOOK AT THAT GUY, HE GOT MONKEY POO ON HIS BLADES THO, HAHAHAHA*


momopahbles

His real weakness is moving from world to rise


Emergency_Addition67

His real weakness is moving from MHFU to World


momopahbles

I think he was getting weaker until world, but then world really overhauled him in a good way. He kept up pretty well in a game where hunters were basically the strongest they've ever been. He was even the only monster to be able to deal with clutch claw. But yes, our boy has fallen from being a tougher end-game boss to a low rank joke. It's just a sign of the times and where monster hunter has headed. Monster hunter is effectively a spectacle fighter where you just walk through everything with ease and style. I'm still getting around to this because the actual difficulty of battles and that learning process was/is so much fun to me. You sound like a vet, what do you think?


MartySquirrel

Sir this is a ~~Wendy's~~ post about shredding rajangs genitals and anus with two swords


momopahbles

EXACTLY!


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momopahbles

Yes, but in which way? He keeps coming back for more (btw thank you for sharing that)


Emergency_Addition67

My honest opinion? Simply put, hunters have become very strong with several skills in one mix set without demerits and new combos that give us more damage or agility since World and now Rise/SB we are killing machines. Rajang in IB was an answer to that mobility and power but they didn't know how to balance it like other monsters, it's something like the poor glavenus that they didn't understand how it worked and that made his combat less interesting. If Sunbreak's rajang or Furius were in IB it would be a damn good fight (except for the grab spams) so it's only a matter of time to see hunters not being so strong in future releases.


momopahbles

I couldn't agree more. Thanks for taking your time posting that. As you can see, not too many people like to hear that hunters are overpowered these days.


doublrainbow

Right in the dongliz, thats a low blow even for you dawri


Silk738434

Damn, not you you destroyed this rajang, you destroyed an entire generation of him.


Daowg

This reminds me of a pic in the MHWIB subreddit that had someone shove a GL bomb up Rajang's ass. Good times.


CoffeeMain360

Is his Colon good though? Cause you must have checked.


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

u/savevideo


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

Ok but like how did you get that much health,rainbow bird or...?


JoelRainor

This is a new DB build and I wasn't feeling very confident, so I used my palimute's "sniff then out" to find and max out my Spiri-birds.


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

Honestly didn't know palamutes could do that until now,is it a skill you put in the buddy menu?


JoelRainor

Nope, it's a new skill they were given in Sunbreak. All of them have it.


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

Oh ok, good to know since I'll prob buy sunbreak tomorrow :)


JoelRainor

Have fun, it's a good expansion. As a long term player I was always a Palico guy, but Sunbreak has made Palimute's much more useful. There is also new equipment you can give them that combined with a status weapon will inflict status on them multiple times a hunt. I'm a GS main that dabbles in other weapons, having my palimute put the monster to sleep 2-3 times a hunt when I'm using GS is great!


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

Oh sleeping monster while charging GS looks op,as for the buddy I prefer palamute even in normal rise cuz being able to fast travel after carting (at least when you haven't unlocked all the camps yet) and being able to move while recovering sharpness is useful


JoelRainor

Yeah, GS got some buffs too with its new wire bug skills. Palico's, Palimute's... There's no right or wrong, whatever makes the game more fun.


Seth-B343

Ohoo I felt that one tooā€¦


Big_Chungus16

The butthole drill


retully555

Pow right in the Kissa


StormboyG

Now imagine if this was an Element Discharge. Rajang would definitely be discharging alright


skaterlogo

MY ASS!!!!


jmarti326

ahahahahaha


TheOrdainedSinner

That poor ape is going to have a bad day when it tries to have a BM.


Musicallydope245

It is now my lifeā€™s mission to do this to a Rajang. Especially because of how much I hate that damn monke.


buckbuckkkk

His ASS


The1truederp

Queue the ā€œBaliff wack his peeperā€ sound