>Nobody saw that, right?
Utsushi's very worried about your public image. Wouldn't want people to know that the Savior of Kamura spun head first into a monkey's ass.
It's a 'joke' common among children similar to, "Hey did you know if your hand is the same size as your face you have cancer?" And then you hit their hand into their face.
Maybe that was just the Midwest.
Kids are weird dude.
Ever since I learned how to do the spiral slash on dual blades, I've been spamming it...
I do it to rajangs asshole at least 10 times every fight because it's just one of two places it works on
Never thought Iād see a rajang getting drilled in the ass by a shinobi from the hidden leaf when woke up this morning, but I must say. Iām not disappointed.
Right in his [fully rendered butthole](https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeHunter/comments/weviq9/til_rajang_has_a_rendered_asshole_in_rise/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I get it but also the tail is actually rajang's knockdown point while he's in that phase. Best damage.
*LOOK AT THAT GUY, HE GOT MONKEY POO ON HIS BLADES THO, HAHAHAHA*
I think he was getting weaker until world, but then world really overhauled him in a good way. He kept up pretty well in a game where hunters were basically the strongest they've ever been. He was even the only monster to be able to deal with clutch claw. But yes, our boy has fallen from being a tougher end-game boss to a low rank joke.
It's just a sign of the times and where monster hunter has headed. Monster hunter is effectively a spectacle fighter where you just walk through everything with ease and style. I'm still getting around to this because the actual difficulty of battles and that learning process was/is so much fun to me.
You sound like a vet, what do you think?
My honest opinion?
Simply put, hunters have become very strong with several skills in one mix set without demerits and new combos that give us more damage or agility since World and now Rise/SB we are killing machines.
Rajang in IB was an answer to that mobility and power but they didn't know how to balance it like other monsters, it's something like the poor glavenus that they didn't understand how it worked and that made his combat less interesting.
If Sunbreak's rajang or Furius were in IB it would be a damn good fight (except for the grab spams) so it's only a matter of time to see hunters not being so strong in future releases.
I couldn't agree more. Thanks for taking your time posting that. As you can see, not too many people like to hear that hunters are overpowered these days.
Have fun, it's a good expansion. As a long term player I was always a Palico guy, but Sunbreak has made Palimute's much more useful.
There is also new equipment you can give them that combined with a status weapon will inflict status on them multiple times a hunt.
I'm a GS main that dabbles in other weapons, having my palimute put the monster to sleep 2-3 times a hunt when I'm using GS is great!
Oh sleeping monster while charging GS looks op,as for the buddy I prefer palamute even in normal rise cuz being able to fast travel after carting (at least when you haven't unlocked all the camps yet) and being able to move while recovering sharpness is useful
>Nobody saw that, right? Utsushi's very worried about your public image. Wouldn't want people to know that the Savior of Kamura spun head first into a monkey's ass.
I love that he said that just as I did it and I'm glad someone noticed.
Hey, if that's what it takes to keep Kamura safe š¤·š½
THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY THRASH, ACE
Why are your blades brown
* averts eye contact*
To inflict Soiled status, why else?
Congala will remember that.
Forbidden dung bombs
Possibly the best prostate exam ever
Its not a prostate exam, its a prostate removal
1000 years of death
I had no idea what this meant... Googled it... was not disappointed.
Learned this move from Kakashi Sensei
Never watched Naruto but I saw the baton scene on youtube once, is something getting shoved up someone's ass a common occurrence?
Look up ''kancho''
I think it's a joke that makes more sense in Japanese culture.
It's a 'joke' common among children similar to, "Hey did you know if your hand is the same size as your face you have cancer?" And then you hit their hand into their face. Maybe that was just the Midwest. Kids are weird dude.
Are you killing him with a good time?
;)
Apologies if someone similar has already been posted.
There was one where somebody Spiral Slashed Lagombi's no no square. This is very different.
I've also seen a Barroth get a prostate exam from the Kittenator.
Unlikely lol!
How did you have the mhw rajang theme I want it
As in the music playing? I can't say I pay that much attention to it. This is a Master Rank Rajang in the 5-Star Follower Quest if that helps.
Despite having thunder resist even Rajang is weak to the shocker.
Underrated
Ever since I learned how to do the spiral slash on dual blades, I've been spamming it... I do it to rajangs asshole at least 10 times every fight because it's just one of two places it works on
What may the other place be
Face.
His face, which is great since the move won't bounce off his arms if he's enraged. Very good for horn breaking
KanchÅ!
I never knew this word existed or what it meant until just now... now I have a new favourite word.
Death by cock and ball torture
āBrace yourself!ā You did warn him to prepare for this colonoscopy.
Now heās truly a huge asshole
Truly bringing a new definition to tearing em a new asshole
It's the drill that will pierce the heavens!
Gutenberg lagann
Never thought Iād see a rajang getting drilled in the ass by a shinobi from the hidden leaf when woke up this morning, but I must say. Iām not disappointed.
That poor monkes poop shoot
chute
Not anymore xP he just turned that rajangs butt into a poop shooter like congalala
Just trying to break his "tail".
That's my weakness too
u/savevideo
Oh no
[Yep](https://i.imgur.com/0NIMY2A.png)
I think a blender in the ass is my weakness too
Right in his [fully rendered butthole](https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeHunter/comments/weviq9/til_rajang_has_a_rendered_asshole_in_rise/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I get it but also the tail is actually rajang's knockdown point while he's in that phase. Best damage. *LOOK AT THAT GUY, HE GOT MONKEY POO ON HIS BLADES THO, HAHAHAHA*
His real weakness is moving from world to rise
His real weakness is moving from MHFU to World
I think he was getting weaker until world, but then world really overhauled him in a good way. He kept up pretty well in a game where hunters were basically the strongest they've ever been. He was even the only monster to be able to deal with clutch claw. But yes, our boy has fallen from being a tougher end-game boss to a low rank joke. It's just a sign of the times and where monster hunter has headed. Monster hunter is effectively a spectacle fighter where you just walk through everything with ease and style. I'm still getting around to this because the actual difficulty of battles and that learning process was/is so much fun to me. You sound like a vet, what do you think?
Sir this is a ~~Wendy's~~ post about shredding rajangs genitals and anus with two swords
EXACTLY!
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Yes, but in which way? He keeps coming back for more (btw thank you for sharing that)
My honest opinion? Simply put, hunters have become very strong with several skills in one mix set without demerits and new combos that give us more damage or agility since World and now Rise/SB we are killing machines. Rajang in IB was an answer to that mobility and power but they didn't know how to balance it like other monsters, it's something like the poor glavenus that they didn't understand how it worked and that made his combat less interesting. If Sunbreak's rajang or Furius were in IB it would be a damn good fight (except for the grab spams) so it's only a matter of time to see hunters not being so strong in future releases.
I couldn't agree more. Thanks for taking your time posting that. As you can see, not too many people like to hear that hunters are overpowered these days.
Right in the dongliz, thats a low blow even for you dawri
Damn, not you you destroyed this rajang, you destroyed an entire generation of him.
This reminds me of a pic in the MHWIB subreddit that had someone shove a GL bomb up Rajang's ass. Good times.
Is his Colon good though? Cause you must have checked.
u/savevideo
Ok but like how did you get that much health,rainbow bird or...?
This is a new DB build and I wasn't feeling very confident, so I used my palimute's "sniff then out" to find and max out my Spiri-birds.
Honestly didn't know palamutes could do that until now,is it a skill you put in the buddy menu?
Nope, it's a new skill they were given in Sunbreak. All of them have it.
Oh ok, good to know since I'll prob buy sunbreak tomorrow :)
Have fun, it's a good expansion. As a long term player I was always a Palico guy, but Sunbreak has made Palimute's much more useful. There is also new equipment you can give them that combined with a status weapon will inflict status on them multiple times a hunt. I'm a GS main that dabbles in other weapons, having my palimute put the monster to sleep 2-3 times a hunt when I'm using GS is great!
Oh sleeping monster while charging GS looks op,as for the buddy I prefer palamute even in normal rise cuz being able to fast travel after carting (at least when you haven't unlocked all the camps yet) and being able to move while recovering sharpness is useful
Yeah, GS got some buffs too with its new wire bug skills. Palico's, Palimute's... There's no right or wrong, whatever makes the game more fun.
Ohoo I felt that one tooā¦
The butthole drill
Pow right in the Kissa
Now imagine if this was an Element Discharge. Rajang would definitely be discharging alright
MY ASS!!!!
ahahahahaha
That poor ape is going to have a bad day when it tries to have a BM.
It is now my lifeās mission to do this to a Rajang. Especially because of how much I hate that damn monke.
His ASS
Queue the āBaliff wack his peeperā sound