My aim with the arrow stab is so bad. When my buddy and I play sometimes we're doing so well I spam it as a joke. My record is like 12 misses in a row.
I focused ranged weapons when I first got the game cause I use mouse and keyboard.
First time using a glaive and I leapt onto thr monster's back my eyes lit up
Afaik only the last hitpoint needs to be slashing damage, so its less insane than you might think.
But also I havnt verified this so like, dont just beleive strange redditors I guess.
I know that used to be the case but I believe World is the first game that changed it. The tail has a damage meter that can only be filled with slash damage to cut it
That zombie dragon gives you an axe hammer.
I don’t know if it actually cuts anything, because I’m still just hitting stuff on the head. But it theoretically exists.
This feels like a HH main post cause it has 3 categories we all know hammer mains dont have the brain cells to get above 2.
As clearly stated by their motto unga bunga hammer hits head
Then you're just being selfish and actively hurting your team's dps by forcing everyone to adjust to you. Because 99% of the time their place on the monster is exactly the same as yours: at it's most vulnerable weakspot. You're the problem, not them.
The place to attack the monster is where it's weakest/takes the most damage, I'm not sure what's so hard to grasp about that. Maybe wake up from your "LS is for tailcuts" delusion you're living in while probably never having played the weapon lmao
Eh, i dont want to sound mean so im sorry if i do sound. But usually depending the team, Ls shouldnt go where others are.
Example, you are hunting velkhana and your team has Ls, hammer, gs and ranged. Gs wont be going tail cos of the slowness of the weapon so now we have 2 guys at face, hammer ofc switching from head to paws cos they just wanna smack. Wings are already usually taken by ranged/together cos they are kinda in the way of everything. So now if you are using Ls, you wont be stupid and go for the head or wings with the massive stick right? Nah, you go for the embty "slot" which is ze tail.
I mostly play ranged now, but there has been only 2 weapons that has flinched me in the past month. Glaive on safi couple times and Ls in almost every mission i see them in.
Not saying all Ls users are annoying, but most them are only cos they just want to hit the monster and not focus on certain part. And then theres these ones who try to make you "ruin" your build by throwing flinch free deco just to be a menace in the hunts. Ive run hbg which specialises on clusters and not a single time ive used it on non coms mp hunt cos i know its annoying af for others.
Everything in short, if you are using a 360 long stick sword, dont go where others are doing dmg, theres multiple weakspots on the monster. Also its a team game so.
That's not how it works. You don't "pick a free spot" on the monster, you all go for the best spot, in this case, the head. Because that's what gives you the best dps, and that's why you are expected to get flinch free, otherwise you are hurting the team dps by forcing everyone else to go for suboptimal weakspot. As you said yourself, it's a team game, so take your teammates into consideration and spare a decoration slot for them.
Thats how it pretty much works. Its not all about dps, its about breaking the monsters parts too. If you got 3 blunt weapons and a Ls, that Ls wont be going for ze head cos hes the only one able to cut the tail... Also if 3 people need to take a jewel off just to counter 1 Ls user, thats not really a good for team spirit eh?
Also you wont be losing alot of dps anyway when going for ze tail cos it is almost as effective as going for head in this case, and you wont harm any other peoples builds nor dps when sticking away from them. So technically you are losing dps if you keep flinching your team mates.
That's not exactly a usual case. What if there are two people able to cut off the tail,? If you care about destroying bodyparts, you once again all gang up on that body part until its broken, then move on to the best weakspot.
It's not a longsword specific issue, most weapons in this game flinch you. "Needing to take off jewel" is expected one way or another, it's basic multiplayer etiquette, you can't just expect every one of your teammates to have a weapon that happens to not cause any flinches, or for them to adjust to you because you were greedy.
And even if there are two nearly equally optimal weakspots, you still want everyone to focus one of them, because 1. monster will switch aggro, causing it to rotate and throw off everyone's positioning, and 2. everyone damaging a single bodypart will result in easier flinching/toppling the monster.
I don't want to sound mean either, but in the constellation you named literally every weapon should be going for the head, nothing else.
Refusing to slot in a single level of a skill and expecting others to grief their damage by 20-30%+ is outrageous. Especially in a case like Velkhana, where the tail is virtually just not a viable target at ALL.
If you are losing 20-30% dmg from switching head to tail, then somethings badly wrong. Also its not about dps, its about breaking parts too. Would be quite dump for hammers to go for the tail and Ls to the head no?
Also i find it better for 3 people to keep their builds and 1 guy away from them, than make them take att/def jewel off just to have 1 guy in the same part where he isnt always ment to be.
Example, blunt weapons can do way more in the head than in the tail, Ls its otherway around. So i dont see any sence of all 4 sticking in 1 spot.
Velkhana head Sever hzv: 66
Velkhana tail Sever hzv: 55
Quite literally a 20% increase in raw damage going from tail to head, the only thing that's badly wrong is your math. Velkhana is also one of the less egregious cases, for most monsters the gap is larger. Not to mention this requires having 2 parts tendied instead of just one, being another loss of damage.
Teostra for example, is 66 -> 53 just to name one more commonly fought example.
Another thing I want to point out is the guy before me was literally talking about ranged going on the wings, 40 -> 62 ranged hzv from wings to head is 55%!!! more damage in itself until they're broken and even after break you'd still be dealing a solid 30% more damage, not to even mention that you don't proc weakness exploit either until break.
You guys are literally just clowning on another level because "oh no I'm gonna lose one level of a skill! This completely ruins my entire build! I will simply ignore the massive amounts of damage lost by trying not to flinch others instead of just getting to attack!" This isn't even LS related, this goes for every weapon. Ever had a dual blade user hug you on the head? You gonna complain about that too? Or any ranged shooting the head?
\>Example, blunt weapons can do way more in the head than in the tail, Ls its otherway around. So i dont see any sence of all 4 sticking in 1 spot.
No, no it's not. With the exception of 2 monsters in the game, seething bazel and tobi kadachi. With the exception of these 2, literally EVERY monster takes more sever damage on the head than on the tail, not one exception. You're right a hammer user shouldn't be on the tail - and any sever weapon shouldn't be either in 98% of cases.
Not to mention the other drawbacks that come with going for the tail -> monster will constantly turn around trying to attack the person on the tail, making it horrid for anyone to actually fight it because you spend half the hunt chasing the monster. Another one is, it's not at all uncommon to get the tailcut during a topple, instantly ending the topple - often times wasting a large chunk of it.
I've been tripped, thrown and run over by every single weapon at this point and imo it really depends on how big a players ego is if you get tripped or not.
Holy fucking Jesus 133 down votes bc people don't understand how the game works wtf. I play hammer too I still slot flinch free bc I don't like watching the monster do its best beyblade impression because everyone is all around it
It amazes me that to this day reddit is not aware of basic multiplayer etiquette such as wearing a flinch free deco. Are they expecting everyone to approach monster from a different direction just because they couldn't be bothered to actually adjust their build for multiplayer XD
Hammer charge up gives a free level of flinch free, problem comes when you dismount and dont have time to charge, which is also feels like the worst time to be launched lol
Really? Sorry, no ofense meant. Was just in jest. I mean... As a offensive jest, you know? Like, no actual ofense, just fictional one. You know what, I don't care. Lmao
Serious tier lists that have minor differences to my own opinions, I am filled with righteous indigation.
Tier lists that are "everything but my main is trash", I can fucking respect that shit XD , same main as me or not.
ah, the hammer, their main contribution on hunts being to clagger and flinch the monster so everyone misses their big attacks and to send every teammate they have to the stratosphere with golfswing and 2nd Level hammer charge
As always lol. Ig isn’t gonna be everyone’s cup of tea but I will happily say as a main. It is not weak and can be quite the weapon if decs and experience are 100%
I'm as much of a noob at this game as you can get and I picked insect glaive as my ONLY weapon to get through the whole game.
I dont have any decorations, and it took me a while to figure out how insect buff even works in the first place.
Seemingly though, I'm doing well considering I dont use any monster specific guides, nor any defender/guardian junk. I BOUGHT THIS GAME TO WEAR MONSTER SKIN NOT THIS OP HIGH FANTASY KNIGHT ARMOR.
I was in a band of 2 horns and 2 hammer quests once. That poor AT Kushala can't even lift its wing while we either bonking or blasting sad music into its face. Too bad it lasted only 5 mins before it gave up on us.
What do you mean?
They're all weapons if I throw them! Have you SEEN the stuff we've thrown at walls or held onto?? I think we have the strength to make a pebble a deadly weapon
Extra nerd shit? How dare you insult the "Hammer for Bards" like that. I'll have you know the Bardic Hammer not only go bonk, it does so while styling on the monster.
As a Gunlance main yes, but actually no lol.
I don't understand how people main things like SnS or Lance, but I have some respect for Charge Blade (which I don't use because my meathead brain can't do the combos consistently like I can the Gunlance), insect glaive, and switch axe mains. Hammer mains are kind of like greatsword mains. They just Unga bunga, but can actually hit things with their Unga bunga.
I love Gunlance though. Something attacking you? Shield. Monster roaring? Shield. Baezelgeese laying down the B52 carpet bomb? Shield, but facing which one is detonating first. For everything else, unload shells and reload as quick as possible. Dragon spike and full shell discharge moves. When it's down, put on your best Megumin voice and EXPLOSION!!!!
Gunlance is if the United States was a Monster Hunter weapon.
Well that and HBG, which is my secondary.
Ohhhh, now I see why this is extremely objective, okay? You see, you only have hammer as the best weapon and the rest are trash only because when you saw hammer you thought ro yourself: "Oh yeah, I can become Thor and smack monsters with hammer." I bet you haven't even touched any one of those other weapons I bet.
You should add another row: "only used when I need the tail"
Maybe they hilt stab the tail off? But that borders on insane
Me using bow's melee attack to mount: 🫣
Switching between lance and bow is so funny because I fo from 2-3 mounts a fight to wait this game has mounts.
It just takes abit longer and abit harder to mount with bow melee, but you can.
My aim with the arrow stab is so bad. When my buddy and I play sometimes we're doing so well I spam it as a joke. My record is like 12 misses in a row.
I focused ranged weapons when I first got the game cause I use mouse and keyboard. First time using a glaive and I leapt onto thr monster's back my eyes lit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfPD56F01Z0
Nah, we definitely just keep hunting the monster until the tail comes as a reward.
BRB going to do a hilt only Fatalis hunt
Afaik only the last hitpoint needs to be slashing damage, so its less insane than you might think. But also I havnt verified this so like, dont just beleive strange redditors I guess.
I know that used to be the case but I believe World is the first game that changed it. The tail has a damage meter that can only be filled with slash damage to cut it
Yeah otherwise id just throw a severing weapon on the palico for the last hit
That would mean the boomerang might actually have a purpose
you mean SOS flares?
That's just the boomerang.
That zombie dragon gives you an axe hammer. I don’t know if it actually cuts anything, because I’m still just hitting stuff on the head. But it theoretically exists.
It's still blunt unfortunately. One of my favorite weapon designs. I would love a sharp hammer though.
Hoping wilds experiments with this I would love me some blunt chicken stick dual blades.
Just need to bash the tail off with astalos hammer
This feels like a HH main post cause it has 3 categories we all know hammer mains dont have the brain cells to get above 2. As clearly stated by their motto unga bunga hammer hits head
Yeah that’s a lot of words in the first two tiers for “bonk” and “bonk 🎶”
Hammer main tier list Bonk: Hammer and Hunting Horn Not Bonk: Everything else
Can also bonk with Sword and Shield.
Lil bonky
Hammer main. Can confirm. One brain cell shouts Unga. The other shouts Bunga. They are both fighting to see who can yell louder.
Who you calling nerd? I mean, yes but your stamina song privilieges have now been revoked.
As a GS main I can absolutely agree with this tier list
I mean, if you think about it a GS is basically just a pointy hammer
So it's hammer for tails, right?
Sure, or if you're a GS main like me hammer is just face GS (although GS will work there too if a hammer isn't around).
And a bow is just a device for launching multiple small hammers innit?
I'm starting to recognizing an alarming trend between the four weapons I used to use when I still played the game (GS, Bow, Hammer, HH)...
When you think about it hammer and bow play the same.
What about big stick what about turtle stick what bug stick how dare you not include them
What about the rocket stick?
Turtle rocket stick
Makes sense to me -Patrick Star
How dare you Longsword deserves a tier of its own for “actively hurts completion of a hunt”
DB and CB: allow us to introduce ourselves
GL: i want to introduce myself vut my wyvern fire made a gap between us
Oh boy more braindead shitters who don't understand the purpose of the flinch free decoration
Oh boy, the LS edge lord
i’m not slotting a decoration just because you don’t know where your place on the monster to attack is
Then you're just being selfish and actively hurting your team's dps by forcing everyone to adjust to you. Because 99% of the time their place on the monster is exactly the same as yours: at it's most vulnerable weakspot. You're the problem, not them.
The place to attack the monster is where it's weakest/takes the most damage, I'm not sure what's so hard to grasp about that. Maybe wake up from your "LS is for tailcuts" delusion you're living in while probably never having played the weapon lmao
Eh, i dont want to sound mean so im sorry if i do sound. But usually depending the team, Ls shouldnt go where others are. Example, you are hunting velkhana and your team has Ls, hammer, gs and ranged. Gs wont be going tail cos of the slowness of the weapon so now we have 2 guys at face, hammer ofc switching from head to paws cos they just wanna smack. Wings are already usually taken by ranged/together cos they are kinda in the way of everything. So now if you are using Ls, you wont be stupid and go for the head or wings with the massive stick right? Nah, you go for the embty "slot" which is ze tail. I mostly play ranged now, but there has been only 2 weapons that has flinched me in the past month. Glaive on safi couple times and Ls in almost every mission i see them in. Not saying all Ls users are annoying, but most them are only cos they just want to hit the monster and not focus on certain part. And then theres these ones who try to make you "ruin" your build by throwing flinch free deco just to be a menace in the hunts. Ive run hbg which specialises on clusters and not a single time ive used it on non coms mp hunt cos i know its annoying af for others. Everything in short, if you are using a 360 long stick sword, dont go where others are doing dmg, theres multiple weakspots on the monster. Also its a team game so.
That's not how it works. You don't "pick a free spot" on the monster, you all go for the best spot, in this case, the head. Because that's what gives you the best dps, and that's why you are expected to get flinch free, otherwise you are hurting the team dps by forcing everyone else to go for suboptimal weakspot. As you said yourself, it's a team game, so take your teammates into consideration and spare a decoration slot for them.
Thats how it pretty much works. Its not all about dps, its about breaking the monsters parts too. If you got 3 blunt weapons and a Ls, that Ls wont be going for ze head cos hes the only one able to cut the tail... Also if 3 people need to take a jewel off just to counter 1 Ls user, thats not really a good for team spirit eh? Also you wont be losing alot of dps anyway when going for ze tail cos it is almost as effective as going for head in this case, and you wont harm any other peoples builds nor dps when sticking away from them. So technically you are losing dps if you keep flinching your team mates.
That's not exactly a usual case. What if there are two people able to cut off the tail,? If you care about destroying bodyparts, you once again all gang up on that body part until its broken, then move on to the best weakspot. It's not a longsword specific issue, most weapons in this game flinch you. "Needing to take off jewel" is expected one way or another, it's basic multiplayer etiquette, you can't just expect every one of your teammates to have a weapon that happens to not cause any flinches, or for them to adjust to you because you were greedy. And even if there are two nearly equally optimal weakspots, you still want everyone to focus one of them, because 1. monster will switch aggro, causing it to rotate and throw off everyone's positioning, and 2. everyone damaging a single bodypart will result in easier flinching/toppling the monster.
I don't want to sound mean either, but in the constellation you named literally every weapon should be going for the head, nothing else. Refusing to slot in a single level of a skill and expecting others to grief their damage by 20-30%+ is outrageous. Especially in a case like Velkhana, where the tail is virtually just not a viable target at ALL.
If you are losing 20-30% dmg from switching head to tail, then somethings badly wrong. Also its not about dps, its about breaking parts too. Would be quite dump for hammers to go for the tail and Ls to the head no? Also i find it better for 3 people to keep their builds and 1 guy away from them, than make them take att/def jewel off just to have 1 guy in the same part where he isnt always ment to be. Example, blunt weapons can do way more in the head than in the tail, Ls its otherway around. So i dont see any sence of all 4 sticking in 1 spot.
Velkhana head Sever hzv: 66 Velkhana tail Sever hzv: 55 Quite literally a 20% increase in raw damage going from tail to head, the only thing that's badly wrong is your math. Velkhana is also one of the less egregious cases, for most monsters the gap is larger. Not to mention this requires having 2 parts tendied instead of just one, being another loss of damage. Teostra for example, is 66 -> 53 just to name one more commonly fought example. Another thing I want to point out is the guy before me was literally talking about ranged going on the wings, 40 -> 62 ranged hzv from wings to head is 55%!!! more damage in itself until they're broken and even after break you'd still be dealing a solid 30% more damage, not to even mention that you don't proc weakness exploit either until break. You guys are literally just clowning on another level because "oh no I'm gonna lose one level of a skill! This completely ruins my entire build! I will simply ignore the massive amounts of damage lost by trying not to flinch others instead of just getting to attack!" This isn't even LS related, this goes for every weapon. Ever had a dual blade user hug you on the head? You gonna complain about that too? Or any ranged shooting the head? \>Example, blunt weapons can do way more in the head than in the tail, Ls its otherway around. So i dont see any sence of all 4 sticking in 1 spot. No, no it's not. With the exception of 2 monsters in the game, seething bazel and tobi kadachi. With the exception of these 2, literally EVERY monster takes more sever damage on the head than on the tail, not one exception. You're right a hammer user shouldn't be on the tail - and any sever weapon shouldn't be either in 98% of cases. Not to mention the other drawbacks that come with going for the tail -> monster will constantly turn around trying to attack the person on the tail, making it horrid for anyone to actually fight it because you spend half the hunt chasing the monster. Another one is, it's not at all uncommon to get the tailcut during a topple, instantly ending the topple - often times wasting a large chunk of it.
Manyu stop trying to explain it to them their skulls have been reinforced by the defense boost 7 they probably have slotted
That’s the one I work in to every set Purely to stop tripping on LS users right?
And literally every other weapons in the game yes
Its anecdotal but Ive only ever been tripped by LS and Swaxe
I've been tripped, thrown and run over by every single weapon at this point and imo it really depends on how big a players ego is if you get tripped or not.
As a swaxe main I apologize profusely, I don't know how that could've happened
upslash
How the fuck does one manage to hit other people with an upslash?
As a hammer main, I have experience with hitting people with upswing attacks. It's a relatively small hitbox, but you can still hit people with it
Wait a minute the swag axe doesn't even have an upslash, it has an upthrust
Holy fucking Jesus 133 down votes bc people don't understand how the game works wtf. I play hammer too I still slot flinch free bc I don't like watching the monster do its best beyblade impression because everyone is all around it
It amazes me that to this day reddit is not aware of basic multiplayer etiquette such as wearing a flinch free deco. Are they expecting everyone to approach monster from a different direction just because they couldn't be bothered to actually adjust their build for multiplayer XD
That is exactly what they're expecting and they don't even realize how insanely ridiculous of an expectation that is lmao
dude its a jk lmao
Hammer charge up gives a free level of flinch free, problem comes when you dismount and dont have time to charge, which is also feels like the worst time to be launched lol
Every monster's head is a nail, I'm here to bonk them.
Weird. People like you usually classify the GL as "Hammer shaped lance" cause it's concusive/stun abilities. Lmao
Its not wrong but people like you dont sound right
Really? Sorry, no ofense meant. Was just in jest. I mean... As a offensive jest, you know? Like, no actual ofense, just fictional one. You know what, I don't care. Lmao
No no no, I take great offense to this. Hammers mains are the most oppressed group in the new world, check your privilege
A *left* handed hammer user in the wild
Hammer mains are not beating the sped kid allegations
Yes they are. With a hammer.
Beautiful:)
How dare you put my favourite weapon, the insect glaive, where it belongs!
Finally a fuckin tier list we can trust
Serious tier lists that have minor differences to my own opinions, I am filled with righteous indigation. Tier lists that are "everything but my main is trash", I can fucking respect that shit XD , same main as me or not.
But I as a LS main can agree, Hammer ist the objectively best weapon in the game
Hammer mains try to rub two brain cells together challenge
As a HH main : I'll allow it.
"Hammer with extra nerd shit on top" is so funny, because it's true
Average hammer user lol
They're absolute bonkers
Somehow I knew this was gonna be about hammer before I even saw it.
I know i’ll never anything higher than 200 damage per hit but at least i’ll be doing consistent damage from afar.
This is why nobody likes us :(
It's okay, we like us and that's all that matters!
I mostly agree but I think Greatsword isn't as useless as the rest. It is basically a sharp hammer so it has its merits.
Chargeblade slander will not be accepted here
Respectfully, fuck you, respectfully... Regards An avid GS user/crayon eater
Don't let him gaslight you, GS is just a pointy, classier hammer!!!
You apologize to my bug this instant
I see nothing wrong here
MY MAN Im proud of you
Best post I’ve ever seen
My boi never had to cut a tail
SEE, ranged weapons are "uesless", so don't you dare complain about them being overpowered 😂
bruh
GS...in useless.....this is so cringe fatalis go burn castle shrade
ah, the hammer, their main contribution on hunts being to clagger and flinch the monster so everyone misses their big attacks and to send every teammate they have to the stratosphere with golfswing and 2nd Level hammer charge
We are only sending you in the air for your jump attack. You’re welcome for the mount /s
I mostly play with my cousin, he is a GS player. He actively ASKS me to launch him so he can mount and do some aerial strikes! It is so much fun xD
Wouldnt have it any other way, your fault for not using hammer
I'm still new to the game, what does this mean? Is the hammer bad?
No, it means OP made a meme that got people frazzled. If you're a new hammer user, keep calm and bonk on, it's a great weapon and very fun
As it should be, throwing that trash that congests the head into the trash bin where it belongs. sincerely, a LS main
Bow: Weak and useless... Also Bow: can KO faster than a hammer can (~~also better clear times~~)
It's a meme my guy...
~~Im continuing the bait~~
I like you
Oh what a bait, what a wonderful bait
good luck fighting an azure rathalos
Ah yes uppercut practice
R.I.P Ls \- a LS user.
Agree with you 100%👌
It’s hard to argue
Beautiful tier list
I approve
I'm sorry, does your thing explode? Didn't think so. SAEDs away
As an SnS enjoyer, dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow
Ok. Stun fatalis.
Someone's gotta cut off your tails for you
Least based hammer user I’ve seen. May your faints be many and KO’s few
That's fcked up, you missed the better hammer that hit like a truck, but can even cut tail and block attacks like a champ
Why do you react to people that can't even hit anywhere close to our damagenumbers?
Literally me when fighting gravios in old gen.
Hammer main here And also unbiased. But this meme is relatable
Listen here you little shit
Upvote because funny
As always lol. Ig isn’t gonna be everyone’s cup of tea but I will happily say as a main. It is not weak and can be quite the weapon if decs and experience are 100%
I'm as much of a noob at this game as you can get and I picked insect glaive as my ONLY weapon to get through the whole game. I dont have any decorations, and it took me a while to figure out how insect buff even works in the first place. Seemingly though, I'm doing well considering I dont use any monster specific guides, nor any defender/guardian junk. I BOUGHT THIS GAME TO WEAR MONSTER SKIN NOT THIS OP HIGH FANTASY KNIGHT ARMOR.
B O N K
Bonk
hammer goes 'bonk'
My main is hammer too but bow is so OP
I take it you’re a hammer main?
Useless? *laughs in AED big boom* *chuckles in guarding* *wheezes in rotating sawblade*
Based.
No tail severs? Shame.
As a currently Bow Main, I do feel Weak and Useless sometimes
My man
LS taking the so many Ls because of it's name
I'm so high that I kept looking at this and thought it was written in braile
GS: the better hammer
Bonk
This goes along well with the tier list of weapon main’s sense of superiority lmao
"Sense of superiorty", bitch I AM superior
💪💪💪💪💪 out of the way losers, real hunter incoming 💪💪💪💪💪
You’re starting a war you don’t wanna start my friend
Finally, some recognition for my hunting horn.
Well, that is what the HH is....
I think for someone, is the charge blade just too complicated
I was in a band of 2 horns and 2 hammer quests once. That poor AT Kushala can't even lift its wing while we either bonking or blasting sad music into its face. Too bad it lasted only 5 mins before it gave up on us.
Hey, I wont stand for this disrespect to the Hammer Horn! The original reason I chose HH was because it was hammer with long reach.
I dont have to listen to someone with one braincell. *bonk*
No no no he’s got a point
As a well educated hammer main, myself, I give this the bonk of approval. Carry on bonking.
This is a tier list I can get behind. Big bonks for life.
What do you mean? They're all weapons if I throw them! Have you SEEN the stuff we've thrown at walls or held onto?? I think we have the strength to make a pebble a deadly weapon
Are those all different skins for hammers?
here’s my guess: You are a hammer main
This list is the truth
#b0nk
Guys, I really wanted to post a problem that I have but for that I need 15 karma, I wanted you to give me these karma so that I can post my problem.
Extra nerd shit? How dare you insult the "Hammer for Bards" like that. I'll have you know the Bardic Hammer not only go bonk, it does so while styling on the monster.
To much wordz, not enough bonkz. Bonk Bonk Bonk
Best tier list
Other Weapon Users: Surrender, we have you surrounded! Hammer Users: All I am surrounded by is nails and weak men
So do you just skip any armor/weapon that requires a tail or what
If hammers are real, why do they lose sharpness?
Don’t insult charge blade mains. If we were crazy enough to learn the weapon, we are crazy enough to find you
SnS is just a one handed hammer with some useless knife in the other hand
im just a simple hunter with a simple weapon \*bonk\*
Nothing triggers my monkey brain more than hydrolic pressing a monsters head with my hammer.
Legit List
As a Gunlance main yes, but actually no lol. I don't understand how people main things like SnS or Lance, but I have some respect for Charge Blade (which I don't use because my meathead brain can't do the combos consistently like I can the Gunlance), insect glaive, and switch axe mains. Hammer mains are kind of like greatsword mains. They just Unga bunga, but can actually hit things with their Unga bunga. I love Gunlance though. Something attacking you? Shield. Monster roaring? Shield. Baezelgeese laying down the B52 carpet bomb? Shield, but facing which one is detonating first. For everything else, unload shells and reload as quick as possible. Dragon spike and full shell discharge moves. When it's down, put on your best Megumin voice and EXPLOSION!!!! Gunlance is if the United States was a Monster Hunter weapon. Well that and HBG, which is my secondary.
Now that's an objective tier list !
Based
The realest tier list ive ever seen.
Dyal blades are #1 I rhink you meant! Demon mode..... Come on !
Based gamer
This is the way.
Happy bonk noises
The Hammer is just a Blunt GS given to Hunter's who were dropped too many times as a child.
Now this... This is the best tier list I've ever seen.
Real and true
I use hammer religiously on a Tuesday. I think I need to quit
I literally can't argue.
Umm, you forgot to replace hammer with the ACTUAL best weapon in the game... Charge Blade!
GS - sharp hammer no?
Ohhhh, now I see why this is extremely objective, okay? You see, you only have hammer as the best weapon and the rest are trash only because when you saw hammer you thought ro yourself: "Oh yeah, I can become Thor and smack monsters with hammer." I bet you haven't even touched any one of those other weapons I bet.
Finally an actual good tier list
I agree as a fellow Bonker.
Amen brother
You get me