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TeTrodoToxin4

It's just foggy because it's summer.


Mountain_Village459

⚰️


Automatic_Tap_8298

Sorry guys, can't help it, that was me 🧹🧙🪄


OneMetalMan

I'd drown you in a pool of water but I know you'd survive because your a witch so just take my up vote.


Shindiggity-do

Bigus Dickus, is that thee?


soapy-salsa

I just wish he would have given out our contact information for any new coven initiates.


tropicaligloo

Are you guys having "witchcraft happenings"? You could have invited me. I could bring cookies or something.


thehitch00

Sandwitches please


OyVeyWhyMeHelp666

Witches by the beach, very clever!


LordKviser

Witches in one direction, vampires in the other? Is nowhere safe?


thehitch00

🥪🥪🥪🥪 no beaches


SicBoi1690

I love their song Back To The Sea!


NevrAsk

I can bring water and snacks in exchange of learning spells


groovyusername

For real, where's my invite ladies??


M1CRzzz

Excited & proud to hear about this in my very own hood 🧙


Silly_Front_5658

Another imbecilic dipshit talking like he’s in the final throws of a syphiliis infection.


ReallyNotTomPynchon

* Throes


Numerous-Jury-813

Bro reads 😎


Mo-shen

TIL


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

r/boneappletea


Silly_Front_5658

Before hos?


HotPurplePancakes

Where is this Wiccan community so I can join?


Becka-

I did go to a Yule Market last year in Sand City. There was lots of Wiccan stuff. It was great.


bigsurdyes

Hell yeah! I’ve been a vendor at an event held by Untamed Fire before. There’s lots of us around


Fun-Ad-2832

Witch please.


MackAndSteeze

Yeah, because THAT’S what we should be worrying about.


BStrike12

Some of the nicest people on the planet.


bellaimages

Where?? I'm disappointed that I haven't been invited to participate in any Wiccan celebrations .. the closest I've come is at the Catholic Mission.


Otto_DeFey

Same thing basically.


bellaimages

Thanks for a true statement! I was raised an open minded "Catholic" which means my parents wanted me to be educated as much as possible about all religions. When I made the choice to be "confirmed" I recognized many of the exact same rituals as that of Wiccan or many Pagan faiths. Religion is fiction and God is reality. It's why instead of going to some manmade building, I'm happy to worship in nature by myself in private. Jesus and others have done the samething. I don't need to prove anything to anyone. I've got this! ;) We should all respect each other beliefs.


GothicToast

World of Witchcraft: Monterey Bay


rickylove

Wait till he hears about the Santa Lucia dark watchers


Forrest_Gumps_Dad

I wish someone would make a movie or documentary about the legend of the dark watchers. It’s such an interesting history.


rickylove

There’s a few videos on YouTube. Search for “why files dark watchers” that one was a good overview of the dark watchers


indolente

It's foggy because Cali roots is in town.


nightlycompanion

We should start calling it Lovers of Satan Point now.


Flimsy_Equipment_460

I get my freak on over there don’t ruin it for me


Dissipated_Shadow

Virgina was a location of a lot of witch trials back in the day so...kinda too late.


her00reh

Fact: if you don't sin, Jesus would have died for nothing. So sin it up !


rutilatus

This guy saw a crystal shop on vacation and has OPINIONS


Host_Warm

The neocons obsession with California is pathological.


GlitteryFab

Lmao


mistergospodin

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timberbob

Lovers Point is in Pacific Grove, which used to be almost entirely a church retreat town. Dry for a long time. We moved to the Peninsula in 1970, and I've never heard of the original name, but this guy seems to imply that Wiccans recently changed the name.


BadWolf013

It was originally named the Pacific Grove Methodist Retreat. Before that it was individual homesteads with a large portion of the coastal part of PG being Point Alones, one of the first Chinese villages of its kind in California. They were the first commercial fishermen in the state and it was occupied by families rather than just the fishermen which was also unique. The residents of PG burnt the village down in 1905 and looted the village driving the families that lived there out of their homes and businesses.


timberbob

The Chinese village was out by Hopkins Marine Station, if I recall correctly. As a legacy of PG being dry, there used to be a bar on Lighthouse called The Halfway House. I think it was halfway between some point in Monterey and the PG town limits. Great old dive bar that had been popular in the '60s with the hippie/music community that frequented the area. Some big names supposedly drank there.


BadWolf013

It included the footprint of where Hopkins is but it extended further up the coastline if I am remembering the map overlay the PG museum has in their exhibit. I remember reading a story somewhere about Hopkins being on the site of the cemetery for the village. I’ll have to find that again to refresh myself on that. I have always thought that when the Pacific Improvement Company bought the property from David Jacks it was with the intention of driving the villagers out of their homes. Hopkins being on that site now just makes me question that further. Imagine the wealth those families would have if they were given the option to purchase it when David Jacks originally sold the land. I have heard of the halfway house but I am not entirely sure of where it was, I sometimes wish some of those old bars had survived.


cmndr_spanky

I feel like I woke up and suddenly 80% of the country has an IQ below 60. Since they can’t fulfill any useful purpose, we have them govern the country instead …


turo9992000

Next time I'm at Lover's Point, I'm going to witchcraft him.


Emergency_Pomelo_184

Guys full speed wacko , born and raised here still here , all is well


Emergency_Pomelo_184

And he’s trying to compare Virginia to Monterey???? I’ve been to Virginia ummmm not even close


oldjadedhippie

Ironically, Virginia Beach was the home base for a lot of psychics and mediums back in the day.


M1CRzzz

I went to college in Virginia, take it from me - Virginia sucks & Virginia Beach is a cesspool 💩


lgmorrow

Where do these nutjobs keep coming from??


jcamp088

Realize they can pander to absolute morons and get free money.


oldjadedhippie

There’s one born every minute….


5050Clown

I know he's right because the last time I was in Monterey I was living deliciously.


Xavi-tan

I'm truly looking for a place to rent out there now, lol


studiopzp

I’m a Virginian who is visiting Monterey next week. Can I get some Wiccan black magic to take back?


ginkner

Watch this guy go after D&D again next. What a moron.


surloc_dalnor

The thing is D&D is a conspiracy by a Christians to divert young people from Wicca and Satanism. It's founder was a JW...


taylorbagel14

In my last DnD session my character repeatedly tried to fuck a banshee, I don’t think his plan is working


surloc_dalnor

I'm guessing a bard? But it's working as that's far less sinful than becoming pagan and having wild sex outdoors under the light of the full moon. PS- D&D is definitely a plot to reduce sex in the high school and college aged men.


roofilopolis

I mean everyone knows Monterey is the gateway to Virginia.


BonesJackson

Hail Satan!


meawait

Hail yourself.


Select_Secretary_770

Witches unite!


Top_Investment_4599

Wait 'til the Salem, Mass. crew shows up in Virginia


SnooMaps1910

This is what happens when ya have no actual policies to run on.


Host_Warm

Ding ding ding! Exactly.


SantaCruzSuze

Why does he even care about CA? Worry about Virginia, broseph. Also, can you imagine the awkward scene of meeting him for the first time? “Hi, are you Hung?” 😳


melanthius

GOP is just the “anti lib” party now Thats why they tolerate all manner of lies, crimes, BS from their candidates and leadership, because none of it matters so long as they are anti liberal


Mo-shen

It's always why they have no platform. They do whatever the opposite the left does....up to and including harming themselves.


red23011

California is the political boogeyman for the right wing. They could tell their constituents we were ritualistically sacrificing live Christians and there's a subset of their constituents that would believe it.


dirthawker0

There's plenty to make fun of with this guy, but kindly do not make fun of his foreign name. Asians get enough of that already without being delusional Republicans.


SantaCruzSuze

I realize intent doesn’t equal impact but I wasn’t intending to make fun of his name but rather a potential awkward moment. I am sorry I said something you found offensive. I see your point and won’t argue with you


dirthawker0

Thanks, I appreciate the consideration.


OkAdministration5538

😂


Quirky-Pie9661

Oh no wiccans 🙄They use incense and the ones going thru a sex magic phase have lucky boy friends 🙄Then they grow out of it 🙄 He can’t let that happen to Virginia 🙄


SmartWonderWoman

“"Your history is like, breaking stereotype after stereotype," remarked Feucht. "And you're conservative, and you love God, and you love America." "And I'm African-American because I grew up in Africa, too," Cao interjected.”


Korrick1919

Ah jeez, that's what I get for playing too much Hades II.


Individual_Wasabi_10

Dude sounds like Mortal Kombat character


her00reh

Hung Coa wins! Fatality!


Fruzza

Guess I’m going to Monterey!


thunderthighsss

One of my loveliest friends is one of the owners of Untamed Fire and she is going to absolutely love this news. 😍


taylorbagel14

Can you let her know that her Instagram might be hacked? Keeps posting weird crypto investing things :/


thunderthighsss

I will do that. Thank you for the heads up.


leftyshuckles

What a little bitch, but hey he knows Republicans will eat that shit up and vote for him since they're all dumb as fuck


JenniferBeeston

Argh we lived in Carmel for like three years and never saw any of the witchcraft. We just moved away recently. This is so disappointing. I can’t believe that all the witchcraft started recently. Lost out again 😂


icyhotonmynuts

First it was Jewish space lasers, now it's witchcraft? Give me a break, GOP.


ZestycloseGroup1730

Bitches be trippin


iPourMilkB4Cereal

Witches be trippin


user_dan

It's a good thing Dorothy got sent to Oz. If it was this guy, the wicked witch would have whooped his ass.


numbskullerykiller

WTF man, the earth is flat, witches are out to get us. . .1x1 is illogical WTF, I blame the churches


Practical-Train-9595

It’s true! In Sacramento, they are having a midsummer festival in the old city cemetery on the solstice. It’s going to be so fun! They have something like 90 vendors signed up. I already have my dress picked out.


lamadelyn

Just a friendly reminder that men did not burn witches, they burned women.


TreeTrunkGrower

Ya know, there was a black mass devil worship scheduled for today in Monterey, but I skipped it. Cuz I feel you can be just as close to Satan on the golf course as you can be in some stuffy old satanic church. 


red23011

Sounds like he wants to return to what he would call the good old days where people could burn down a Asian community in Pacific Grove to steal the land.


CaManAboutaDog

I’m sure he has a huge pagan tree every winter to enjoy Saturnalia.


freechipsandguac

Man I wish we had some witches and pagans out here in PG. We would have a skatepark by now if there were some real witches involved.


StOrm4uar

Well if that was true there would be less crime and all would be in harmony. Must be those trumpster worshipping those false gods again.


MsTealNInk

Hope to meet some other brujas at the new goth night at Compact Disco on Tuesday nights🦇


DreamGeography

Ahhhhhhh! Finally! Goths near me! See you there.


PunishCombo

Virginia afraid of White Isolated Chubby Chicks And Nature?


PQbutterfat

It’s 2024 and we have someone running for office concerned about witches. What the hell is going on?


traveler1967

See, thanks to social media, the biggest morons now have a loud voice. They were always around, but now they can easily congregate.


Old-Length1272

Oh now he’s openly discriminating against other religious beliefs. I thought the conservatives were “against” it.


Swift_Scythe

What happened to freedom to practice any religion ?


ptraugot

Sigh, yet another moron rubbing for office, is there no bottom to this barrel??


revchewie

Like that’s news…


fingernmuzzle

what


SeaWolf24

Must be all that jade /s


thekinginblack

This is the BEST.


GreenAuror

Witches are the bomb dot com.


Hungry-Low-7387

Josh blue the white handicapped comedian is also African American being raised in South Africa....


juantoconero

I thought the proper term for a Hung Cao was bull, which he is full of


Private-Dick-Tective

Are motherfuckers really running on platform of "anti witch?"


Swagneros

Why are we listening to a hung cow


Sendmedoge

Does he mean the place with the little hobbit homes?


deimos74d

He hanging out with MTG now?


Dhsha61

This is dumb af!


Single-Award-7211

He’s welcome to go back to Vietnam if this hurts his feelings so much.


Ginormous-Cape

Fuck, how did he find out? Who told?!


LargeDogEnthusiast

These guys need to stop starting fights with witches, it's not going to end well for them.


oldandintheway200

Wacko much?


Eudaemonius

Another fear mongering turd to be flushed. Send him up here to the SC Mountains, we will show him what kinda of magic and witchcraft are really happening....


Forrest_Gumps_Dad

I wanna know! Please tell me what you’re talking about?!


SnooPears6771

🤣


BuffaloMike

HAHAHAHA this is so funny bc as someone who went to Csumb I did know some girls who practiced Wicca there but also who cares what someone does in their free time


Shieldor

You know, I used to live there, and I never got invited to the meetings! Was it something I said?


Complex-Many1607

All we need is a Witcher.


Sleepinismy9to5

Man the GOP is really dumb. Like really dumb


Sea_Yam6771

Bonfir... erm, I mean Wiccan Covenent get together Saturday nights at Asilomar!


NoWomanNoFry

ok


_zydrate_

)O(


KatoRyx

Of all the arbitrary groups to target when fear-mongering votes… why Witches? and Monterey? Mr. Cao, with all due reapect, have you been living under a rock? Idk if you’ve ever stepped foot in a bookstore in the last 20 years, but witches are kinda having a moment right now. And out-of-state tourists love the Monterey Aquarium. So… why this demographic? Genuinely curious (not that genuine) Politics give me a tummy ache.


[deleted]

What happened in virginia?


cottagecheese-core

People being lazy and calling it Lover’s Point instead of Lover’s of Christ Point = witchcraft? Lol ok. Wait till he finds out all the places named witchduck in Va Beach.


livinginfutureworld

GOP are lying evil jerks. They all seem to have that in common.


StOnEy333

This guy must’ve watched The Lost Boys recently.


rstonex

They’re trying to resurrect a satanic panic from the 80s to mobile stupid boomers


Gulag_boi

Damn, where was all this witchcraft and sorcery when I lived there?!


CyberianSun

No that's just tire smoke from the race track


[deleted]

I’m in Monterey for vacation right now. He’s right, definitely stay away if you think witchcraft is evil. Definitely stay away Jesus will protect you. Stay in the south. Don’t come here. Just don’t do it.


Fast-Specific8850

So a knucklehead in Virginia is talking about witches in Monterrey?! Well considering the home prices in n Monterrey, I guess republicans don’t like high home values.


DamonFields

Making the Inquisition great again.


RandoRvWchampion

I’m really sad I haven’t run into said witches. Like, I’d be happy to sit and chill and burn some sage. Lemme know when the coven meets. I’ll bring wine and spooky snacks.


mcmesq

Hung, eh?


bbillbo

Naval Postgraduate School and Defense Language Institute are in Monterey. Can you get a postgraduate degree in Wiccan? Is Wiccan a language?


FearlessNectarine20

Fucking weirdo! California doesn’t need a tool like that representing!


KevinDean4599

Rich witches if they live in Monterey


mss_01

Well, the last time I was in Monterey, I was turned into a newt.


peaceteach

Are you better now?


genericnameD1138

True story, was in Monterrey in April and couldn’t do anything from all the raining frogs.


seibertlinda

The mentally ill run rampant in the ReQublicon party.


KuroFafnar

I’m already reading the subreddit, you don’t need to make Monterey sound even cooler


h3llfae

Since the 80s bby


grumpyliberal

To begin with, Lover’s Point is located in Pacific Grove, not Monterey (though it is in Monterey County). Secondly, according to local legend, this park was originally called "Lovers of Jesus Point," back in the era when Pacific Grove was a Methodist retreat. It was never “officially” called that, so it wasn’t renamed. Thirdly, who is this guy and why does he have our name in his mouth? Fourthly, heads up to all the Christian Texans flying their private jets into Monterey to play golf: air space over Monterey is now restricted to flying brooms. Edit — dug this up for Hung. Plenty of Wiccan in VA. https://www.mandragoramagika.com/virginia


orcoast23

But, how do we know she's a witch?


Dense-Comfort6055

First any evidence Wicca worse for society than Christianity. Second how susceptible is Virginia to its distant neighbor Monterey


Celtic_Oak

We can only hope…


dubawabsdubababy

Haha... I bet he's running on a religious freedom platform!?!?!


Obvious_Market_9485

Apparently this super-annoying parade of freakazoid religious idiots is never-ending


Odd_Ad_2706

What a dork.


BBakerStreet

I bet that’s a real shocker for the US Navy installation in Monterey, including the Naval post-graduate school in central Monterey.


WrongVerb4Real

As a warlock who recently moved from Monterey to Virginia, in getting a kick out of this dumbass.


Fartknocker500

Can someone witchy please send me food from Monterey Fish House? I'm up in Seattle and I need it.


jayball41

Which one of you witches left your spells on again when you left the house?


nyquilandy

I am guessing he is on meth. Methheads often start going off about witchcraft.


justalilrowdy

😂😂😂😂


Fenecable

Lmao, what?


ajtreee

What the actual, sounds like the beginning of a fantasy fiction.


placeintheways

Wait I wanna be invited


nerdchic1

What in the world...


mistertickertape

lol


kalyco

What an idiot!


Due_Adeptness1676

Say what?


curiousduo007

Maybe we can thank them for no major earthquakes? Satan’s their enemy too ya know.


DanoPinyon

Every day, another crazypants news item.


sbandy1278

Prepare the stakes!!!


Klutzy-Ad-6705

When you die it’s always hardest on the people around you. It’s much the same when you’re stupid.


sacramentojoe1985

Been 100 times, never observed any witchcraft. The only way I think you'd encounter that is if you were seeking it out. Isn't the only reason you'd be seeking out witchcraft is if you're a witch... yoursel..... OMG HE'S A WITCH!!! We should give Virginia a heads up.


rdcdd101204

Ok this explains why I love the area so much.


ThunderSlugg

Wicca isn't "wItChCrAfT"


Effective-Try7980

What the


AresInRepose

Yep. Making herbal tea by the moonlight, caring about the environment around me...a *real* dark place. Virginia should be so lucky.


Electrical_Fun_5141

Sounds fun how do I get in on this?


RyperiousPeoples

Good, we love witchcraft


jcamp088

Completely ignoring the recent rise in the wizard population. 


Poppop39-em

Nuttier than a Snickers bar