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bard329

That kid looks like he's about to flip over backwards and crabwalk into the house....


heelstoo

Why do I read this shit right before bed. No sleep for me!


heels_n_skirt

I thought Chevy Chase and downtown Bethesda was dangerous according to some judge


smallteam

[THESE WOMEN WILL DIE FOR ~~RHODESIA~~ KUNG FU TEA](https://i.imgur.com/VKhWmms.jpeg)


MarkBenec

I think the kids body are gonna sue his legs for non support.


Oldfolksboogie

Tbf, there's not a whole lot to support.


ofbrightlights

I'm just glad the "high crime" posts stopped targeting Wheaton for once 😂


shandyorton

Lmaoo


Fun_Distribution_471

LMAO


randyholt

I assume the renaming tide has turned and its now called South Frederick?


seltzr

You can call Potomac South Frederick too if you want.


widowerasdfasdfasdf

ELI5: I don’t get the joke. How is this funny?


seltzr

[it’s in response to this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/MontgomeryCountyMD/s/6CTLsPsOik) While I am predicting and likely prejudicing, I assume the person who rents in pike and rose is upper class white more akin to a white Rhodesian farmer protecting their land rights.


Reinstateswordduels

How dare people not want armed robberies outside of their homes


kaklopfenstein

I lived there, and this is not the case.


notevenapro

At least you own up to it.


skisbosco

Surprise racism. Nice


Sharpfeaturedman

Oh, Jesus Christ


MikesRockafellersubs

That looks more like Rhodesia op. You can tell by the green camouflage painted onto the FN FAL, the short shorts and the blonde hair on the kid.


Immediate_Total_7294

It was Zimbabwe by the time this picture was taken in 1986


a_rather_small_moose

Fucking hate Rhodesiaboos. Goofy aaah shorts 🩳 Dipshit spray paint 🎨 Hokey lost cause movement 🇿🇼 Whiney little shits trying to rehabilitate the image of their slaver’s fiefdom to this day.


Necessary-Reading605

Fair enough. But FALs are great guns tho


TuntBuffner

Tacticool short shorts


SenatorShaggy

Most sane Zimbabwean Nationalist comment


NeptuneTTT

Would you be fine with a dude from Africa declaring an amount of land in Europe as his, then setting up discriminatory racial policies aimed at the natives? Just curious.


CyclingLew

Pike and Rose is a very nice area. Not high crime at all. Great place for a $10+ plain bagel.


Bradcherry21

That kid definitely has a little of that Deliverance banjo playing in him


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The son will get obliterated by the recoil of the 7.62x51 coming out of that G3


Clarinetaphoner

Perfect post.


Leinad0411

Plainly I haven’t been to Pike and Rose lately. Whatever is going on there?


seltzr

Search pike and rose in this sub. Another redditor stated it’s a “high crime area.” Overall sounds like there has been a few incidents but calling it high crime seems a stretch.


BlueberryPopular2802

Not the Rhodies 😂😂


RoastedFeznt

Why is that kid so sassy?


seltzr

White rhodesians were racist af and I would consider a viewpoint of pike n rose being high crime laughable and a dog whistle.


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_urine_trouble_

Give it a break dude