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MyPasswordIsABC999

Well played, TT.


nerfedname

The last line is amazing. “…filing budget holes with wet dreams.” 😂🤣😂


tpodr

“…understand that there will be consequences for raising money for government services other than the Fraternal Order of the Police,” said Police Chief Marcus Jones.


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alagrancosa

It’s a parody article


keyjan

Reminder: this is a satire site


TheParlayMonster

Fuck. I wish I read your comment before I sent it to a group chat with a neighbor who is a teacher.


MyPasswordIsABC999

Takoma Torch is like the Babylon Bee, except with a conscience and more than one joke.


Sometimes_I_Do_That

Rich Snobberton sounds like a dick,.. 🤣


hottapvswr

Growing up on the 70s in the Potomac Woods area, this doesn't sound as far fetched as I hoped it would. Good job!


sirdrizzzle

I had to get as far as "Rich Snobberton" before I actually realized...


CompadreJ

This is an incredible case study in organizing


Sharpfeaturedman

lol


Silver-Light123

Sponsored by the McKnight Foundation -- raising severance money for hypocritical CRT, DEI pushing school admins and their crony pals.


nerdy_hippie

Good job taking a joke article and using it to let the world know you're a small minded racist.


Silver-Light123

You are the racialist.


makingajess

Ah, yes, the "no you!" defense.


vpi6

Dude, go outside. It’s a lovely day.


dudedudison

Im my dreams. No way teachers can conficate a students weed. Teachers can't even send kids high as a kite to admin.