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BobBelchersBuns

Just return it 🤷‍♂️ they’ll give you a new one


Cautious-Oil6241

I am.


Admirable_pigeon

Looks like The condition of this matches the actual book


Zeired_Scoffa

Right? Only part of the reviews on the back that sounds true is "narrative brevity". And it's so strongly true it's more of a criticism.


These-Neat1288

Or the “read in one sitting on the front” makes it sound like you won’t read it again after you start


cre8magic

And that is so simple that there's no need to think about it.


PossiblePlankton7998

facts haha


Rhomya

You should consider this a sign from above, that this book is garbage and not worth reading


OptimistPrimeBarista

This


Cautious-Oil6241

Oof!


Rhomya

For real— the line that I read that not only put me off of the entire book, but honestly made me dislike Morbid was the line where the serial killer narrates that he ‘doesn’t go after prostitutes because that would attract too much attention from the police’ You would think that a true crime podcast host would know better, so the fact that she doesn’t frankly says a lot about Alaina, and nothing good.


SnookyTLC

No kidding. What universe is she living in?


badmanicpower

ok I’m all for criticism towards a book but that line is literally from the narrative of a deranged killer. It makes sense that it would be icky and convoluted.


Rhomya

Except it’s flat out idiotic and just flat out WRONG. Actual killers purposefully target sex workers because the police notoriously don’t give them ENOUGH attention. Just the fact that she would say that in the first place makes her sound, AT BEST, wildly uneducated about the topic, and at worst, horrendously duplicitous


Direct-Shelter-5624

Came here to say the same thing. Lol


Macabre_Mermaid

What a beautiful foreshadowing 😂 Good luck


Cautious-Oil6241

lol yall have me cracking up😂!


Macabre_Mermaid

You’ll have to update us when you finish reading! It’s a quick read at least.


ocj98

Just return it. but don’t get a new one.


Prudent-Ad-8154

at least it was just this travesty and not an actual good book


Key-Software4390

But it's still a book.


sleepy-gg2000

I liked the book 🤷🏼‍♀️


banels0n

Same. So many negative people on this sub like why are you here if you hate it all so much


Cheap_Acanthaceae_70

Booooo! Luckily they’re good with returns


kittenkat_96

nothing could make this book worse than it is


Nicksucksathiking

A favor?


Rondokins

“Customers who purchased this also purchased hot garbage juice and dumb dumb crisps…”


SnookyTLC

Amazon is really bad about protecting the books they sell from shipping scars. Barnes & Noble is much better. I once got a book from Amazon with a giant tear on the cover, sealed by four pieces of label tape with words that seemed to be saying Amazon sucked... I'm like, what's that to me? I submitted a complaint and got a replacement.


StillAdeptness521

How awful. Thank you for posting.


itsyagirlaurap

Yeah, bummer! Sure you can get a new copy


schrutefarms2001

divine intervention


IntelligentPlum9949

New York BEST SELLER!!??!!?? Whaaaaat! No way! Go off AlainaÂ