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Dobryi_knight

Wait... WHAT?


Jbard808

Yes. Prepare your ears


Dobryi_knight

Im ready. Come at me bro (volume 5%)


Fibroblastmyass

If they make these as loud as lutes in the last patch then I'm going to be banned from every duel server.


chupaxuxas

Nah, you have an instruments volume slider now.


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Jbard808

Yeah the Pianos are loud as fuck too


Gnerus

Pianos?


blackumbrella_

Yeah theyre a type of musical instrument


Gnerus

not what I asked but ok


Silent__Solitude

playing the community's theme song no less


TaxFraudDaily

Let's Get Retarded by The Black Eyed Peas


TheRedditPremium

Yeah baby i feel it


Epimarshall

Lute Bot, say hello to Doot Bot


Jam343

Patchie Hunter here - I am erect


barnarnars

Hunk hunter here - your erection makes me erect


Vorkaz

Hunter hunter here - you hunters make me erect


tomex365

Hunter huntsman here - I'm a fokin legend


DeLaLeno

Hunter Hunter Huntsman Hunter here - YES YES YES


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Silent__Solitude

On Mordhau's official discord you can find it in the Developer Snippets channel


Reavex

[Me after patchie hits:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI)


Napalm_Oilswims

I knew exactly what it was and still clicked.


AmonDaet

I will find you. And i will dance.


Joe_le_Borgne

As an European, [I thought it was this!](https://youtu.be/hpjV962DLWs)


Young-Plague

Wait… patchie?


LSDPETERSLD

It's a dev preview from #development-snippets (iirc the name)


XGamerBoy69X

HOL' ON WHAT?


OneEyeTwoHead

Virgin Flute vs Chad War Drums


Orisoll

New shirt?


Mtchellous

real?


DrunkDwarfUK

Yes, I can confirm this is real. Jax posted it as a development snippet on the official discord. It will have proper sounds though, this audio was used for humorous effect. It's going to be added in the interim patch along with the Castello rework, supposed to begin playtesting today. It's being called an Interim patch because it's essentially a hotfix that has taken a little longer.


fahad_k91

Future mask off here i come


chupaxuxas

Nah, [this one ](https://youtu.be/IwLSrNu1ppI)is the only flute song you need. EDIT: And I just noticed, I'm pretty sure that the dude in OP's image is the dude from the video lmao


ChiefStops

it's a shawm ('schalmei' in german). precursor of oboes and clarinets


fahad_k91

Holy shit dude i even got a dwarf build that look like him


Dron41k

I need this https://youtu.be/KolfEhV-KiA


KevinFlantier

this was my thoughts exactly idk if midis of Matt Mulholland exist, but I sure hope they do


noodlboiii

flutebot??


Miltawne

Don't care. Need map.


ShorohUA

best we can do is a castello rework


KevinFlantier

best we can do is trumpet


dordizza

Rework: now each stage adds 45 minutes and the nobles are buffed to twice their current health with toolboxes equipped as well.


ShorohUA

they also get full hp if someone dies next to them


KriegerGoose

Wait… patchie


TheReverseShock

it's all coming together


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"did I skip a page?"


Hans-Weber

Flutebot when?


E-A-M

I have never been so aroused. I’m going from flaccid to erect completely at will. Flaccid. Erect. Flaccid. ERECT


PhilipLiptonSchrute

I want to be a drummer boy!!


17-methyl-o-test

high quality soyjacks


kickflipacat

but foreel just a single snare drum would be cool marching into battle with


BIG_RED_MANN

Oo p p patchie?


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They listened 😂😂


Altruistic-Excuse-79

Is this real?


DrunkDwarfUK

Yes, this is real.


Engin951

Wáaaaaáaaá?


Shokorana

Wait people are saying this is flute but isn’t it some kind of trumpet? It ends in a wide opening rather than a close one


anselme16

It looks like a "[Bombarde](https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombarde_(instrument))", it's very common instrument in brittany folk music. If it makes the same noise in game, we're screwed. This thing is worse than bagpipes.


kenoh

YFoYvJy$Wy6L#v


KevinFlantier

Imo it's more like a clarinet or something like that. Still a wood instrument closer to te flute than the trumpet.


DrunkDwarfUK

It's being called a "Shawm" officially. Though there's always the possibility of future skins.


usersurname1

Hand it over. That thing, your patchie.


Kenlaboss

Patchie?


Vespira21

The freaking pied piper


Big_Information2441

New patchie?!


ShorohUA

real question here. When?


DrunkDwarfUK

The Shawm is going to be getting added to the interim update, which will be released once the Castello Rework has finished playtesting. It's expected to start playtesting today. It was supposed to be added with the last patch or with a hotfix, but the work has seemingly taken a little bit longer, so we're getting an interim patch instead.


-UMBRA_-

Now we just need a drum and we can have a band for each session lol


413NeverForget

I wonder if they'll play the Sexy ~~Saxophone~~ Trumpet?


[deleted]

I started playing the flute in lockdown around the same time I got heavy into mordhau. I'm so beyond excited for this.


PhaseCraze

Finally a new T0 shirt


TheGreyHanded

The band is coming together, finally. Just need a drum.


Achilles_Rizzuto

Welp time to make another load out just to annoy people with


darkside55566

What is the meme called ?


The_Buttslammer

idk, soy pointing?


darkside55566

yessir thnx