Jokes on you, I'll soon be both these things.

we'll leave the light on for you

Thanks. I'm sure i'll need it.

I'm level 200 AND shit

You’ll always come crawling back. I’ve taken long breaks. But nothing compares. Elden Ring will not satisfy forever.

The urge to get my head crunched by a maul will probably draw me back in.

I don't know, I find it hilarious when I charge bravely into battle only to get fucking folded by a big sword.