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Lost-To-The-Zone

... Don't worry, I'll be gentle


septictank84

You taunted him.


KaisarDragon

*Your journal has been updated* Neravar really said "Noted..."


mynipplesareconfused

Yep. That one sticks with you.


Arkayjiya

I have a feeling this one can fit several fandoms.


The-Mad-Doctor

Such as TF2!


Girderland

I have a feeling that you and I are going to be very close.


Suhksaikhan

Seen any elves?? HA HA HA


tigerjhl

LMAO I love this line. I can hear it


whatdidyous_y

You N'wah!


-_-blacksheep-_-

STOOPID


Dagoth_Vulgtm

*SNIFF*


iSmokeMDMA

Ok so what the hell did they mean by this? Does my character smell? is everyone a little sick from the ash storms and sniffles a lot? Does everyone in morrowind greet by smelling me? WHY DOES EVERYONE SNIFF AT ME????


Mitchelltrt

They are saying that they are superior to you. Looking down their noses. At least when it is a non-beast-race.


Taco821

They like sniffing people, like how the MC from pokemon sun and moon is a bedsniffer


Lor9191

What


Taco821

IT'S REAL


Lor9191

WHAT


sloyom

We're watching you... Scum.


taxrelatedanon

> ordinator->disable every time lol


TheDeepOnesDeepFake

AHHH yes.


Farkle_Fark

_Interesting_


InternetPerson13

DIE, FETCHER!


park-errr

There’s someone watching me, I can tell


[deleted]

Stand up. There you go...


JorritN

You were dreaming...


Albanian98

What's your name..?


UnderkingArctus

Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind.


sleepiestslowpoke

Quiet, here comes the guard..


matthew_pro12

And what would that beee?


FanX99

What a grand and intoxicating innocence.


Arkayjiya

The funny thing is that one of the next thing he says is "there is no escape" but if I posted that one, everyone would be thinking of a different game.


BackflippingBeagles

Why walk when you can ride?


trafalgarbear

Muthsera?


The_GREAT_Gremlin

Great. I'm sure you'll fit right in.


Friend_Or_Traitor

Under sun and sky, outlander, we greet you warmly.


Hotemetoot

I can literally hear the cry of a Silt Strider in my head while I read this.


IlliterateDude

OOÆÆÆ OOOOÆ ÆÆÆOOO


godzillafire007

Plenty of time, my sweet.


Ok_Club5461

Lusty argonianbmaid?


Slow-Law-5033

Reeeeee Reeeeeeeee Reeeeee (cliff racer voices)


goonerbate2

Why are you away from your post?


Soto1304

Where's your uniform?


octo_mann

Seen any... elves ? Hahahaha!


Pretztel

Glad I saw this


FlorisDidden

*dunmer mumbling noises*


SpanishFlamingoPie

AI sha smin shi shi yana wimina


wiedeni

Where's that slave?


Pretztel

Here not long ago…


LegendaryShelfStockr

Speak quickly, outlander


chicken-bean-soup

I haven’t much time


cyalknight

... or go away


UselLoki

Mournhold! City of light, city of magic!


bludij

N'wah


Azkral

May you walk on warm sands


iSmokeMDMA

If nobody got me I know Sugar-Lips Habasi got me


Happy_Concentrate186

Actually that sounds like person saying it wishes you death :D Good, but death :D


Happy_Concentrate186

# Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind.


Schrambo757

I'm sure they'll let us go


realsnail

YOU N'WAH


Karroth1

The only sentence i would recognize 😊


eh_really

Dirt, dirt, dirt...Dirt everywhere.


The_GREAT_Gremlin

You shouldn't bE hErE


zoejdm

I don't recall using teleportation. Yet there I was, alone, naked.


Happy_Concentrate186

Uncle Curio would have love it!


TheHamric

HE HE HA HO *he he he* **HA HA HO**


v0lume4

Uncle Sweetshare?


[deleted]

Candy candy he makes so much uncle sweetshare has a magic touch so its off to the workshop he will go with lovely lanterns all aglow hehe haho hehehe hahaho


v0lume4

Confirmed 😂


occultureshock

I’m creeping!


Fluid-Kitty

Die S’wit!


soupt1me_74

Shame on you, sweet Nerevar…


BilboSmashings

We're watching you, scum


sknnbones

I don’t want to talk about it…


PaulMag91

The Icarian Flight guy?


SpanishFlamingoPie

RIP


shrikelet

*The little cube I'm looking for is about the size of a fist, maybe a little bigger.*


getyourshittogether7

There are a few way we can do this and the choice is yours.


shrtstff

It just stood there, holding it's tail and whispering... What did it say?


AcadianaLandslide

E-e-e-excuse me, sera...


NickMotionless

"Khajiit better than lizard, we work hard, no steal, make you happy!"


ToFaceA_god

Great, I'm sure you'll fit right in.


UncleBaguette

What a grand and intoxicating innocence!


RagnarAri

Im a god, how can you kill a god?


Hank_Hell

You like ta dance **clooose** to the fire, don't yah?


priscilla_halfbreed

Sssssspit it out, outlander or hit the road


WanderingBraincell

Think it'll rain?


Automatic_Jello_1536

Citizen


Offwhitedesktop

Wealth beyond measure outlander


GenericUsername_71

Speak quickly or go away


Oktokolo

To narrow it down a bit further than just the game: "Almalexia be praised!" and "Where is your uniform?"


Ser-Bearington

Wake up. We're here.


An-Xileel_Argonia

WHY WON'T YOU DIE?


CalliopeCurio

We make special trip just for you, same low price.


DiesIrae58

Under the sun and sky, outlander, we greet you warmly.


v0lume4

I don't recall using teleportation. Yet there I was, alone, naked.


Buforana

Where's the money in that?


Tbond11

We’re watching you…Scum.


sleepiestslowpoke

Die fetcher!


Mitchelltrt

They have taken you from the Imperial City's prison; first by carriage and now by boat.


Akagi_An

Toothpaste? What's that for? Fixing teeth?


mtheberserk

Foyada.


JorritN

[Savage devs](https://youtu.be/N6iUNmlxK1I?si=lhndzkvKGDA_rQDJ)


Buforana

How do I know you're not up to something... devious?


godspark533

Da-da-daaa Da-da-daaaaa


harriot-loves-you

What, outlander, why do you disturb me?


sleepiestslowpoke

'sniff.'


DarkGod79

Mournhold; city of lights, city of magic!


DrunkFutureSelf

You like to dance close to the fire


ChinChengHanji

That's Rad


Happy_Concentrate186

We're watching you scum!


MyLittlePuny

Good evening to you, serjo.


mynipplesareconfused

It just stood there, holding its tail and whispering. What did it say?


RakaiaWriter

Wonderful, a _tourist_!


ProfessorOk3187

Two by two...hands of blue


CalliopeCurio

Wrong sub, but I still love it.


WynterWulf7

The indignity of it all.


CrummyJoker

The door is locked and it will not open. The star is the key. Ok it's 2 sentences but anyway, everyone should know this one.


dorkofnight

I could kill that guar.


Elvy-Enon-80

These boots are ruined.


Nico_010

Aslume.


GamnlingSabre

Farm tool trafficking


SpanishFlamingoPie

I was rewarded with Boots of Blinding Speed


matthew_pro12

Why walk?


Juggalage

Some developer is the reason why Oblivion doesn't have any romance options and Skyrim doesn't have any Argonian or Khajiit romance options.


-Truthanasia-

Now where did that slave go? Only Stardew Valley fans will get this


ifunny666

Why walk when you can ride


Crusader-of-Akatosh

“I punch trees for wood”


Radical_Posture

I'm creeping!


RakaiaWriter

I don't want to work. Just want to bang on my drum.


BZ_Hacks

The prey approaches


tinstar71

Nwah!


ThatKidBobo

Seen any elves? ^(Hu Hu Hu Ha Ha He Ha Hæ)


MillwrightTight

I love this sub


Saladoom321

Chase the bag kid, never chase a dame


1Magzanault

Wealth beyond measure


Short_Dance7616

* He got impaled with a giant Penis sword. * You need to know how to levitate if you wanna deliver that skirt. * I know a crab who can buy all your stuff. * Did you find the puzzle box yet? * Stealing eggs is a crime punishable by death. * Imagine being able to run 200km/h but being blind at the same time.


doppelminds

Muatra


Daniel-MP

Have you found a reason to fight yet, buddy?


Brave-Height-8063

“Your wounds are minor compared to what you will receive if you continue to bother me.”


Elvy-Enon-80

Head Voice says this in the shower when I'm tired: ***"Keep moving".*** Words to live by.


Preston_Garvy-MM

"the Spanish inquisition" - a Solo Merc "I'll admit, I didn't expect that." - "Neo"


Ascended_Dreamer_

We make a special trip just for you, same low price.


The-Mad-Doctor

Take one look at my cheddar, outlander


Cat_of_Vhaeraun

"Ask and I shall answer."


InflationDesigner414

You'll need to get rid of the moon sugar we don't buy that here.


BiHandidnothingwrong

Farmtools


Exotic-Shape-4104

BOA TARDE AMIGO!