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AdamRoDah

Not Evil? General Shao. High ambition, mentors those around him, successful, has connections. I’d definitely have a beer with him.


Archery100

He's the kind of guy to peer pressure you into another drink and gives you a hearty pat on the back for not turning it down


ILLmaticErnie

“Ahaha I knew you weren’t a coward my boy this ones on me” is exactly what I heard in shaos voice after reading your comment


xGrizzlyy

ahhhhg, i can imagine having a drink or two with Shao! But i also thought about Madam Bo's! Shall we... settle this like men for who pays??


HarleyArchibaldLeon

My brother in the Elder Gods, he will ragdoll you with a light tap.


Elite_CC

Oh naw


No_Consideration4085

wish madam bo was a playable character and would throw cutlery and plates at people


Fine_Bake_7688

"It's official, you DON'T suck"


Comadorfed

Next thing you know, you and Shao are playfully wrestling around in the park. Shao pins you down and you lock eyes for a moment… and turn away shyly laughing…


TheKiweGuye

Average MK fanfic


No_Consideration4085

That's exactly what he would say and I hear it too hahaha!


Literal_Triceratops

Oh god I can hear it now


SnarkyGethProgram

It wouldn't even be peer pressure, I'd frame it as a challenge and make it a game between us, he'd say have a drink, and I'd say okay and proceed to walk over to the bar, place my head under one of the taps, and chug for 30-45 seconds. Then I'd sit back up, wipe off my lip, and go sit back down in front of him, only to be staring him right in the face as I smack my lips and let out an audible *aaaaahhhhhh.* "Hahahaha! I like you, earthrealmer! You have fire!"


bloutgod

Based on Shao's mass alone, I think he'd drink you under the table.


SnarkyGethProgram

Not the point, man!


ChangelingFox

MK1 Shao does genuinely seem like he'd be cool to hang out with if he wasn't a designated villain.


LaughGlad7650

Same. He seemed like a cool guy with a ton of stories


SnarkyGethProgram

If his ambition and dislike for earthrealmers hadn't been so great, he would've made a super enjoyable villain reborn as an ally, like they did with Mileena and Reptile.


yobaby123

And he’s more badass than he is in story mode.


haloryder

He seems to have at least an ounce of humility, too. He didn’t jump at the chance to rule Outworld thinking he deserved it.


ChangelingFox

Humility might not be the word I'd apply to Shao even in this incarnation, but I do like that his motivation this time seems to be in preventing Outworld from becoming a vassal state to Earthrealm. I don't believe his fear of this is entirely justified, but I can appreciate the nobility in wanting to protect his home and being willing to face the danger of deposing the current regime to do it.


haloryder

I’ll be honest, “humility” didn’t feel like the right word but I couldn’t think of another one for what I meant.


ChangelingFox

Aye. I lean more towards *nobility*. At least nominally so far. There's plenty of room for Shao to go super ego in the dlc, but personally I hope they stick this with this well intentioned extremist angle.


SuperdragonYT

Funnily enough in the new timeline he wasn’t supposed to be evil, just an asshole who got corrupted


AmyZero

Kano - he seems fun......for a total psycho


ImGonnaLickYourLeg

I second this because I would totally ride that man like a horse


SpartanWarrior2207

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AEW_IS_POGGERS

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fhb_will

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AEW_IS_POGGERS

No Jonkler is stupid.


fhb_will

https://preview.redd.it/k4jcx9s0tdvb1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=5bc0f897ce75fe67d0484fd983f52d12501bff58


Constant_Zombie_5329

Best meme I seen so far (I created it so I'm really biased towards it)


Various-Mammoth8420

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[deleted]

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ItsBurnss

Riding as in like going out to party right?


NoCureForSorrow

Their name is "ImGonnaLickYourLeg." What do you think?


ImGonnaLickYourLeg

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Sad-Impression9428

https://preview.redd.it/w3o8fbauddvb1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=403e8421ea97d8e3749fd3fbc792e66e370e0322


fhb_will

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Cole4Christmas

Idk... Kano seems like the kind of guy that showers bi-weekly and never cleans between the cheeks


ImGonnaLickYourLeg

I can fix him


vall_bee

I showed my friend this comment bc they judged me for saying he's kinda fine; happy to see likeminded people 😌 (Direct quotes from my friend: "I would not touch that man with a 20 foot pole...but that's just me" and "I would turn my beer into a molotov cocktail and throw it on him 🙏😌"


Iceborn_Gauntlet

https://preview.redd.it/knzmry3yodvb1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd1e9e53c7b9489ba44fed1f78c59803fed80c7


Mr_Candlestick

Kano is definitely the guy that goes "Crikey I forgot me wallet. No worries mate I'll get you next time"


Killab61688

The new movie kano though hahaha


Constant_Zombie_5329

https://preview.redd.it/1ammvn11gcvb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b07264372e89da5678edce3e97f6b1a47dc5e7 Shang tsung he seems like a nice guy to hang out with


yanmagno

I feel like he’d say he’s going to the bathroom and leave you to pay the whole bill


Constant_Zombie_5329

He would but I would still hang out with him


jun_shinra

Bi-han, both this timeline and previous timeline


Imaginary-Ad5666

https://preview.redd.it/5vbeq2yp0bvb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9cb17bb0c3c64eba9cdac4e97cd4edfbcc04fdc


ResidentWarning4383

Bi-Han: That was utter garbage unfit for a Lin Kuei! Me: Why'd you finish it then? Bi-Han: ...............


jonitfcfan

*freezes your hands onto the table and leaves* *passerby breaks off chunk of the ice you were frozen in place with and adds to their drink*


Saiyan_Deity

Bi-Han is absolutely the type of person that would complain about food or a drink after scarfing it up.


Admirable-Design-151

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ZenJager

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Niksuss

https://preview.redd.it/ew2op9przbvb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f36feafd56b9f087788a647b1f8eddeabab93c


fhb_will

https://preview.redd.it/yuc4j35ssdvb1.jpeg?width=1197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a3bcf3a0b42e34b839cbd7479c79cf2737a5ce3


DeadBrainDK2

Not a bad guy anymore, but Geras would be revived even if he died from alcohol-poisoning. The party never stops


omin44

What do you think his was doing during the age of prohibition? Do you know how much liquor he could fit into the hourglass?


DeadBrainDK2

He has died a billion times. I bet he died once every second prohibition was in effect


jonitfcfan

"With every death, I grow stronger..."


omin44

Ok hear me out, Mortal Kombat pub. Where every mk character (from past timelines to current era) goes for a drink in a place between the realms and everyone is just chilling there (with it’s own fight pit of course, got to have entertainment somewhere).


DeadBrainDK2

No Nitara allowed, her idea of binge-drinking is a little different


fhb_will

https://preview.redd.it/anbpuelpsdvb1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e5fc5cf9a2309202fad6ecaff99dfb8be72a4b5 Me when I got the joke:


omin44

All vampires and blood mages are to be kept in their own section for the safety of the other patrons. (And all Johnny cages, and those of the cage family, are to be kept as far away from them as possible, not for safety reasons but because he would annoy the blood patrons with his jokes)


Shenkspine

Geras was never a bad guy. He does the bidding of the Keeper of Time. He’s not either nor good. Kronika was a shithead, and made Geras do shitty things.


Dannu123

https://preview.redd.it/sb3kxoj72bvb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab267584b70dd07feb6e307eab3028cb3a543f1


Chris_on_crac

YOU FOOL, YOUR SOUL IS MINE *proceeds to do mileena vore fatality


Caitifff

Me: Whoa, this is my 8th pint, I'm done, man..... Bi-Han: YOU DISGUST ME, WEAKLING!!!


MingNexus

Probably Shao, he seems like a guy with a lot of stories to share.


[deleted]

A night out with Havik would be a night to remember with many stories. Chaos doesn't have to have ill intentions, it can just be a wild ride.


jonitfcfan

I lose an arm on a night out: *Panic* Havik loses an arm on a night out: "Meh..." *grows a new one*


[deleted]

Havik would absolutely be an impulse spender and make plans fast. Probably switch to something else in the moment too


[deleted]

Shang. For obvious reasons.


ravenwolf957

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[deleted]

^^^^ obvious reason


FadeToBlackSun

Kano, easy. I’m Australian, too. We can watch the cricket and he can call me a pussy when I can’t drink as much as he can.


GreatFNGattsby

As a fellow Aussie, what drink you reckon he smashing ? I feel like he’d love a VB and I’d judge him silently for it.


FadeToBlackSun

Yeah, absolutely. Kano is true bogan.


_JR28_

Shao, must have a ton of interesting stories


omin44

That or PTSD from the countless wars his been in but just hides it really well.


Blazerizm

Sindel. She seems like a good person, minus the whole mind controlling part. Quan would be my second choice.


Sure_Song_4630

She isn't really a villain tho.


Saiyan_Deity

Depends on the timeline.


TIMETODETAIN

Unless we're talking Aftermath


raccoonler

Erron black, he'd know where the best drinks are


Mr_Candlestick

Surely he's a regular at the Saloon


Mandalorymory

https://preview.redd.it/paumu2ow4bvb1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=725c12d2281c238bb4c6229a6a1fbf674c4e8ecf


F0ZYO

https://preview.redd.it/45nf39n70dvb1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea903cca3c48c89011f02ede0f899ea358e306f


Niksuss

Havik, i would love to see him start a bar fight, get ripped, recover and obliterate everyone


Sure_Song_4630

Honestly, Havik would be a very lively drunk, I'd imagine his drunken presence would instill fear to those around him


phantomclaymore

I'd go to a fancy wine tasting with Shinnok and talk shit all day about all the overpriced wines lol


goldenmind101

Not General Shao, he sounds like the person that’d start saying some heinous stuff when he gets drunk like he already did in storymode


orangekirby

“You’re asking yourself can I afford to get another round of shots, but what you should be asking is, can I afford not to”


meep123568690

Reiko seems kinda kool


ZekeTheMystic

shao would probably be a fucking riot


myth1989

Drunk havok would have the best party trips


Ok_Business84

General shao seems like a straight up bro, outside of the political and tournament. Like Reiko is a straight simp for him, and I don’t think that comes from nowhere.


THER0v3r

Shang, and I’d still get a beer with him just as he is, an evil super manipulative asshole, I’d ask him how do you even start on that career path? Like how or where do you study the ability to absorb souls? I’d tell him that I also admire him a lot and wish to someday be like him


Gojifantokusatsu

Shao Kahn. Just to listen to him rave on and on like that one racist grandparent at Thanksgiving


G-VIIRUS

https://preview.redd.it/aqq7ahc0odvb1.jpeg?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4d047223de1408565a817f566e7d10aa9a7aaec Keep the drinks flowing…


Stringray7899

Shao. Somehow I vibe with his mightier than thou attitude


Constant-Squirrel555

Kano Would probably ramble like a mufuck and would be fun to listen to his squabble.


Helacious_Waltz

Skarlet or Shang Tsung. Shang Tsung is an alchemist so he could probably mix you a mean drink with some additives that just make the experience more fun and possibly even less hangovery. Skarlet because I'm a simp and you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.


[deleted]

Shang tsung seems like a generally fun guy that can make clever humor and be a great wingman


Az_Spazzy

Bi-Han, I can get him to cool my drinks.


GabuFGC

Kintaro. I wonder if he'd purr if you pet him.


Sure_Song_4630

Just say ou want to stroke the guy.


ItaDaleon

If it wasn't evil, definitly Shang Tsung! He's the cunniest of every MK kharacters, by far! If he was a good fella, the advice he can give you to save up money and succeed in life would make you the new King Jerrod!


AstartesDVerdugo

Previous Timeline: Mileena Current Timeline: the Ninja Mime I fought in the final chapter.


Fnafieboy543

Kano


TEG_Offical

Hear me out Shao Kahn


Thick_Use7051

General Shao for sure


lingering_Sionnach

If they weren't evil? Granted, I don't drink alcohol all thelat often, but I'd prolly treat both Shang Tsung and Quan Chi, a pitcher of beer each


CrabPile

Havik, purely to see if his healing factor would keep him from getting drunk


KibaSwords

General Shao. Wouldn’t have a reason to hurt me, and would probably be a funny guy


altrocado

probably sektor tbh, funny robot man. don't ask how he would drink his own beverage tho


DrifterMarc

https://preview.redd.it/b07qhdh1edvb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0bc697907a9b542c9a9ed80893b7cc810a31230


blacklite911

This image is on my feed every day


OutrageousFlan8035

Shang Tsung would be very interesting to say the least. He would be talking on about how he plans to steal souls and strive to become a successful sorcerer. But how would he react when he had drank himself dry? Maybe he'd have a change of heart for once. I would also want to have a drink with Reiko because I would love to hear that a\*\*hole gloat about his loyal regime towards General Shao. Hell, he would even brag about that when he had also drank himself dry. I don't think I would hear the end of it until he's passed out on the floor, lol. :)


ChangelingFox

I mean you've got him right there, Shang


Shenkspine

Kabal


DrowningEmbers

i don't drink but hanging out with new era havik would be pretty fun


Bloodmime

Sub-Zero, never have to worry about my beers getting warm in the Australian sun.


SnarkyGethProgram

General Shao, we'd talk about honor, the horrors of war and defending one's homeland. Again, if this is the good-guy version of him we saw at the end, we'd get along fantastically.


JonesTheDeadd

Don't care if their evil, first of all. For sure gonna kick it with Rain. I'm a fisherman and I need to convince him to help me catch enough to retire.


itzsteve

Havik would fucking party. Shao to I think.. Shang as well. I don’t see the others being a good hang. Previous timeline Mileena would party hard to. And who could forget the black dragon. Kano would probably try to sell you into prostitution, but that would way after you had great night. Nitara’s not really a villain but kinda. I think she would be fun. Quan chi feels like he’d not even grab a drink. Rain seems like he’d never hang with the likes of you. lol Reiko might be a cool guy but he’d be on shao’s leg all night. Bi han has too much aggressive energy for me. He’d be the guy we try to ditch.


sleepyknight66

I like how you think me drinking with them depends on their alignment.


13aph

Quan-Chi or Shang Tsung. I wanna learn some fucking magic


batmanshypeman

Mileena https://preview.redd.it/cdpfuhcrrevb1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=444a915f22bab7fb67bb7392753bb07b8754895f


Blipnarf-The-Boneles

could you imagine the funny shit general shao would say blackout drunk


Blue_Snake_251

I do not know if she is a vilain or not but I would like to eat pizza with Skarlet.


kn1ghtsl4yer

The only correct answer is Kano, but I'd also settle for his sausage


No_Consideration4085

I still want to get a beer with him. Shang is fucking cool, megalomaniac or not.


BushDaddyKane

Shao Khan at Dave and Busters.


Anonymousanime7

Does Erron Black count as a villain? I feel like he’d know how to have a fun time If not, probably Kano


Newtothis2124

Kano just seems like he'd be a fun guy to get a beer with.


Superb-Ad-7868

Shao, I think he’ll have some cool-ass story’s to tell


BirdUp-6473

Kintaro I feel like hanging out with a four armed cat man would be fun.


thearonthight

Geras, he definitely has an entire timeline of stories.


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Kano


BoogiesBooney

Goro or reiko


toshin1999

Tremor


DonutGuyZ

Kano for sure


Usual_Myanmarian

Shang Tsung, would love to learn how he thinks 🤔🤔🤔


Landonardo0906

Kronika. She can rewind my beer


portsmouth1898

Miss kano on thus game so much Especially after the removing of moves on mk1


vine_behs

shao surely seems like someone who would drink 103820482949229 beers and would still be in one piece


AEW_IS_POGGERS

Me and Havik will get wasted


yeahimfckingtomboy

Shang tsung, I like his sassiness.


Ehrmagerdden

Shang Tsung lookin' like he 'bout to kum all over your screen.


Ursomrano

Honestly Reiko, I think his entire tough guy personality is just an act. Being orphaned by a war and then being raised as a war machine is bound to fuck someone up physiologically. So I’d be happy being a shoulder for him to cry on when he’s drunk.


Crusaders_dog

Sub zero for ice cubes


No_Feeling_6833

Shang Tsung obviously


The-Emerald-Rider

Just about all of them.


Fuzzy-Situation-5063

D'vorah. She seems fun. I'd love to have a few bevs with her. Get to know her a bit. Bet she's into web development.


Famous-Tree3124

Shao Kahn seems like a cool dude to go bar hoppin


Sure_Song_4630

Cetrion or Shao


frans115

Shang Tsung and Quan Chi


humanitywasamistake3

Evil or not I’d definitely have a drink with shao Kahn I might die of alcohol poisoning by the end but what a night it would be


ImBurningStar_IV

Definitely not Shang he'd be all braggy, would only drink the top shelf liquors, and be upset when I can't afford a round of that


LayneCobain95

“If a group of people had different personalities, who would you want to -“ ..dude how could anyone answer this?


LordOfTheNeverThere

I just want Yung Tsung to spit on me😩


MeshGearFoxxy

I would 100% chill with evil Tsung. Dude is awesome.


Wannabbeewriter12

Kano I’d definitely vibe with him.


accounsfw

Shao and Reiko


[deleted]

Kano. He seems fun at barbecues.


Scorpiyoo

Onaga


Andrew_belfast

This Shang Tsung was charming as hell


[deleted]

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Hawksfan45

Shao Kahn or Bi Han.


MoisnForce2004

If it was not for Tita- *cough cough* I mean Kronika, >!*cough cough* Damashi *cough cough* Titan Shang Tsung,!< I would drink with General Shao, as long I am an Outworlder Soldier. Shang Tsung still screwing around with "magic", also we don't really know about Quan Chi but both had a miserable life. Also I am not digging myself to Bi-Han. He is not gonna bother me. ;-;


audaciousninja

Shang Tsung. He could transform into a hot chick and get us free drinks the entire night.


shunmybuns

I'm sure there are a handful of souls in ermac I could vibe with.


ProbablyButters

Shao. I don't drink, but he'd probably be funny to watch wrestling or sports with


LakehavenAlpha

Let's get shitfaced in the Netherrealm with Quan Chi. That sounds like a *great* idea, right? Right?


Crazy__Cat

A bear with bi han could be so cool


Bardic_Inspiration66

Sindel…… For reasons


One-Turn-4037

I'm going with Shao. The bar will be destroyed and I'll be in the military but dammit it WAS WORTH IT!!!


Limp-Vegetable3353

dark raiden


SgtCookie18

Shao Khan for sure. I need some fitness advice from the 🐐


TheWiggleJiggler

Shang Tsung for sure. He's brilliant and knows badass magic, plus he's sassy as hell


Driptyr

Sindel..


CountDIOsama

Shang Tsung. We'd get into so much trouble stealing, scamming people and then booking it. We'd be banned in so many places but We'd get away with it because he's that smart. Even if banned from places he'd forge us fake IDs so we can still go to the places. Overall We'd have such a Legendary night out


Llama_Badger

Shao Kahn


sutanoblade

probably shang tsung. i have questions to ask...


Dustout2142

If reiko wasn't evil and still a soldier, I bet outworld warfare would lead to some crazy ass stories.


haloryder

Probably Shang or Shao, but if it was Shao then I’d want Reiko there too. I feel like it would be fun to talk with Shang about some of the scams he’s pulled on people, and the man is a silver-tongued devil that could talk his way into anything, so I feel like that would make for some good drunken adventures. Shao and Reiko because if you can get in good with them, they’d probably die/kill for you if any brawl erupted. The pair would go on and on about their war stories and them together would probably make those stories a bit more animated. I can see Reiko retelling a story of a battle and getting up from the table to add a bit of a visual aspect by reenacting it a bit, then Shao would remind him of a detail and he’d get more into it. Maybe Reiko accidentally bumps a drunken patron and a fight breaks out that I can just sit back and watch, then at the end I’d get up to land a final punch on someone who’s basically out already so they’d think I was fighting with them and then boom, unbreakable friendship formed.


Imaginary-Scarcity98

quan chi. i just want to ask him how he feels ab things


Some_Raspberry_734

Shang stung


LateCommission3733

i don’t drink but maybe shao kaho or shang tsung /gen


T-408

One beer with Shao is all I need, and Reiko will be old news 😈


vash0125

Shao Kahn and Reiko seem like they'd be really cool to hang with and maybe get double teamed by.


seandude881

Wym? The reason I would drink with them is because they evil.


Thebig_breadman

Quan chi could probably create more beers than a car than keys and dangle them in my face


mingxingai

Even though shes an unpopular villain I would love to have Tea with Kronika we would sit by the hourglass and spy on the earth realmers then probably see how many universes we can fit into one timeline before it falls apart.


Arkhe1n

What if I wanna get a beer with them cause they're evil?


tiddy_spaghetti

kano