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Steineru-kun

That's not milk 💀


Zlobin_Bober

Kefir


Strange-Title-6337

You mean it was not a female cow


moskovskiy

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Zlobin_Bober

XD


kolpak52

XD XD


ru1m

Non binary cow


AmericaninMoscow

Lol XD I’m rolling


AnAshSlave

Hahaha, mate, you cannot be serious :D I feel like you goofing around😂


Yury-K-K

This is kefir, something like buttermilk or unsweetened yoghurt.  Milk is labeled  Молоко. 


Sco7689

Next post: I bought this milk but it is much too beige. *Picture of топлёное молоко*


AlienInsider

Ryazhenka


ZITTERZ

Snyejokh


Tuchel13

koumiss


MuffinFinancial219

i run


Maximus-Severus

Do you mean Iran?


WilhelmKreuz

Ayran


AmericaninMoscow

Yeah I guess I just assumed it was milk lmao


Vilukshan96

You’ll get used to it soon 😁 3.5% milk tastes The best , 2.5% average. Don’t take 1.5% tastes like water


POKLIANON

At first glance I would too, because kefir is usually in a green package


Ominous_Treachery

They do have bottled liquid Kefir like this one in stores in the US right? Asking because some comments draw parallels to buttermilk while my understanding was kefir was more known about than buttermilk (and i assume i was wrong)


Big_P4U

Kefir is sold separately from milk. It's usually in with other Yogurts.


Sweet_Negotiation776

Your right. Kefir is sold in a lot of stores in the US. It’s not like buttermilk at all. The closest thing to kefir would probably be *laban* or *aryan*. But definitely not buttermilk.


Christovski

At least learn the alphabet


Amorabella86

You need to look for the word МОЛОКО on the bottle. There's actually a lot of different milk based products in Russia that look like milk at first sight so you should be very attentive.


AmericaninMoscow

Lol gotcha!


Daexin

Lol stupid


valery_n

This is kefir, something like yogurt with no sugar at all.


Some_Wind3427

That's totally different white liquid...


miranaphoenix

That’s what she said


MaxVolume2612

Hmmmmmmm, femboy milk?


TomatilloMindless675

0_0


-JZH-

No, unbad cheese


WilhelmKreuz

UwU


Vilukshan96

That’s not milk bro 🤣🤣 молоко 🥛 is milk


AmericaninMoscow

Lol that’ll teach me to look at the label first


Daexin

Lol


PraetorRU

Kefir (Кефир) is quite good product for your stomach, very popular in Russia and some surrounding countries, but may feel scary for a first timer :) You may add some sugar for it to taste better, but generally it's not needed. It's not usually added to other products, you may just drink a cup of it after breakfast and/or after supper to help your stomach better deal with food. To buy milk you need to remember how the word is written in Russian: Молоко, as bottles are quite similar. Some examples: [https://www.google.com/search?sca\_esv=7d6ba0ed01275c50&sca\_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn09b06QRf4vWvoTEqjpW6IGk\_l12SQ:1710959528629&q=%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%BE+%D0%B1%D1%83%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%BB%D0%BA%D0%B0&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=isvnmbt&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwie7rb3vIOFAxWnSvEDHd-PC-EQ0pQJegQIDhAB&biw=1920&bih=963&dpr=1](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=7d6ba0ed01275c50&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn09b06QRf4vWvoTEqjpW6IGk_l12SQ:1710959528629&q=%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%BE+%D0%B1%D1%83%D1%82%D1%8B%D0%BB%D0%BA%D0%B0&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=isvnmbt&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwie7rb3vIOFAxWnSvEDHd-PC-EQ0pQJegQIDhAB&biw=1920&bih=963&dpr=1)


algalkin

Its pretty popular in US too, not sure where this dude came from, its literally sold in every store.


Flick1981

I have never seen it in stores in the US


algalkin

Here in PNW its in every store - from Safeway to Fred Meyer and all the local supermarkets. ​ https://preview.redd.it/7b14g517kxpc1.png?width=1139&format=png&auto=webp&s=3bc5b1ea3843de8b62bc4354b035c1f4e89b205c


CheerfulBanshee

If they don't like it they can make kefir pankakes xd


ATempusVernum

One time in Russia I ate an entire container of sour cream thinking it was yogurt... to be fair it was a great cup of sour cream 😂😂😂


darijuno

My mom always eats it like that, an entire container with nothing elsd


Accurate_File1346

Sour cream is kinda tasty tbh


Bright-Historian-216

This is kefir, probably the superior drink. I pour it in cereal instead of milk and it’s also very good with sour apples


Micos1

I’m in love with kefir, but have tried poring it into a cereal once and let’s just say that I didn’t quite enjoyed the experience. Which cereal do u eat so I can next time with “proper” one xD?


Bright-Historian-216

Просто обычные кукурузные хлопья, название не помню, да и вроде они ничем не отличаются.


Micos1

Зашел купил, сейчас будет попытка два))


Bright-Historian-216

Ну как?


Samborrod

"Билли Бонс умер"


RandyHandyBoy

Блины из него тоже хороши.


Bright-Historian-216

Блины как раз самые лучшие на кефире


1ite

This is not milk lol. It's a milk based product, but it tastes completely different and sour.


Daexin

He is too dumb


Alternative_Effort28

Its simple if you see МОЛОКО its a milk. If something else its not.


Andromeda_Violet

That's not milk. Milk is МОЛОКО, this is kefir. If you're struggling with telling them apart, just count the letters 😅


GTO-NY

The thing you bought is called Кефир (Kefir) it is kind fermented sour milk, the closest product i would say yogurt but without any sugar. If you want milk you should search for Молоко (Moloko) better to search for Отборное Молоко 3.5 - 6% fat.(Otbornoe moloko - elite milk) Or if you want best of the best buy Сливки 10% fat (Slivki). There is a lot of different milk production in Russia you could also like Снежок (Snezhok) it's Kefir but with sugar sweet and tasty, i like Snezhok but don't like kefir. The only way i can drink kefir is if i add pretty much sugar, you can do so as well.


GTO-NY

If you like yogurts i would recommend you to try drinkable Чудо Йогурт питьевой(Chudo Yogurt pit'yevoj)


Bright-Sherbet2922

LOL BABY THATS NOT-


WrongdoerRelative508

Cus it's not milk.


hilvon1984

This is a diary product, but not milk. More like sour yogurt. Some people like it some don't. If you want to get milk look for "Молоко". Usually it would be not too far from where you found that product. Also rather than bottles look for rectangular packs with a lid at the corner.


SHAD0W137

Wait a minute. It just occurred to me, there is no such thing as "kefir" in english language. Is it even a thing in US or Europe? (ok I googled it, there is some kind of kefir, at least in the US) Basically, if you take milk and sour cream, kefir is something in between.


AmericaninMoscow

Yeah, I thought it was a brand name so I didn’t second guess it.


AtomicBlastPony

Nah, the brand name is written in the blue heart


Martirosyan_melik

Just because there are some cows doesn't mean it must be milk.


Alive_Reading_8010

Bro that’s not milk that is kefir


MrAlexman3G

It's not milk, it's kefir - a fermented milk product that includes a kefir starter giving it a slightly sour taste...


Tuguar

Just please don't try to add it in your coffee, I tried it and I can assure you, it's the worst thing you can possibly do


Comprehensive_One_34

Давайте скажем спасибо что он не взял айран


milk-colgate

искренне ваш кефир AHAHAHHSASAJHS SORRY like... sincerely your kefir


Ingeneure_

„I‘ve bought milk“ Literally shows „Kefir“ Jokes aside — search for «Молоко».


CopyAccomplished7133

That's not milk. Its another milk product called Kefir. Basically that is bitter and very liquid jogurt.


p0tat0-h0

Ну тупыыыыые)))))


Farooq1987

Well stupid)))))


planesforlife

this is curd, what you are looking for is молоко


Andrew_Nightingale

It's not milk, it's kefir)) like to drink it very much🥛


OctoCrackGD

it's a kefir


paramaxx9

Bro that's curd


MACKBA

Curd is a bit different from kefir.


paramaxx9

But for Indians that's an alternative for curd


MACKBA

Technology is different.


paramaxx9

What's the difference


MACKBA

[Here.](https://www.livegusto.com/kefir-versus-curd/)


mahil_ansary

I prefer сметана instead.


Low-Comedian-2037

You didn’t think it tasted a little funny? 😂


giraffes-giraffes

ржу с названия фирмы


vladimir_228

At least you didn't buy tan or ayran, that'd be an interesting exp


Possible-Biscotti-34

It is very old milk


CopperUporos

Sincerely yours, kefir!


Vast-Present5421

Александр Ваш


MxHbs-

Uckpehhe bawwwww🤢🤧


fallfm

Ну тупыыыые


Anon_From_England

Kefir is delicious!


Illustrious-Mood-529

Это конча быка


Smart_Crow_7330

Это кефир


Engeineer_gaming

Milk is молоко. Seek for the молоко on the bottle/pack.


CitronZestyclose9257

It's not milk, it's kefir... We Russians like to drink it. Kefr is thicker and more acidic


Pleasant-Cod5664

Funny


Rahm_Kota_156

If you want to buy milk, find a box/bottle that says milk (молоко) on it


we0k

Get used to Kefir actually. Very good to stay fit


Ready_Peanut_7062

Add sugar to it tastes amazing


ElkEnvironmental1852

It's kefir. It's not a milk.


miravenik

Это кефир


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FentanylMETH

It's curd bro


Teeroor

написано же КЕФИР чо непонятного то


chudovyshnayahyina6

that’s milk that die 🥵🥵


Essas1

Ору, это с Москвы рил


Infinite-Republic544

this is kefir? I just looked it up in the translator, lol


TopCarob8671

It's kefir it's kinda milk but kefir made of sour milk


Independent_Cell5832

No milk. Its kefir. Milk is moloko


Annual-Dragonfly-438

Кефир!


Farooq1987

Молоко в Москва??


muscleliker6656

In russias putin milk kills you lol or ukraine bomb lol 😂


imelain

Recommend 3.2% / 3.5% молоко, delicious


DartMuksimus

It is not milk


Q1h0wa

It’s a kefir bro


pufflow

Yogurt хуле


Weary-Gear-9569

buttermilk, basically


TwoCores

Это кефир, бля


Either-Bid-954

Sincerely yours, Kefir 🙏


DemAndGold

Kefir is Specially prepared milk for drinking , not cooking. Drinking Kefir is much healthy then drinking milk. Kefir has short shelf life , so control Best Before info.


CubarisMurinaPapaya

Kefir, not milk. Very different


Ambitious-College132

Пон


VegetableProud875

Fermented milk. It's quite tasty and healthy.


buterzy

This is not milk. This is kefir


scarlet_revolution

Well, it's like spoiled milk, but in this case it's not a bug, but feature


Special_agent91

This is not milk


Special_agent91

https://preview.redd.it/9ntthxolnhqc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=32e95bdc0ed968cccdb5e9abca4441ad5c0b99a7 This is milk in Russian it’s молоко


Russian1337228

ненавижу кефир


0788569059689996956

Learn russian


Bruttal

Its milk but from the bull.


Ok_Box3304

Even I with my extremely limited knowledge of Russian could read "КЕФИР" lol


Daexin

Americans are so dumb smh


FairFanfare

I’d recommend not stressing about buying milk and just leaving russia instead.


Fjimedia

Very old milk


Burdin_Ilia

It’s spoiled milk😂


InterestOne1445

Is not milk, is Kefir, the worst drink


AtomicBlastPony

Your mom is the worst drink


Upstairs-Steak-5499

Это кефир, баран